WHICH LEADS TO A STORY ABOUT THE ROYAL SOCIETY.

What may be the use of such a book as this? The last occasion on which it

was used was the following. Fifteen or sixteen years ago the Royal Society

determined to restrict the number of yearly admissions to fifteen men of

science, and noblemen _ad libitum_; the men of science being selected and

recommended by the Council, with a power, since practically surrendered, to

the Society to elect more. This plan appears to me to be directly against

the spirit of their charter, the true intent of which is, that all who are

fit should be allowed to promote natural knowledge in association, from and

after the time at which they are both fit and willing. It is also working

more absurdly from year to year; the tariff of fifteen per annum will soon

amount to the practical exclusion of many who would be very useful. This

begins to be felt already, I suspect. But, as appears above, the body of

the Society has the remedy in its own hands. When the alteration was

discussed by the Council, my friend the late Mr. Galloway,[64] then one of

the body, opposed it strongly, and inquired particularly into the reason

why _fifteen_, of all numbers, was the one to be selected. Was it because

fifteen is seven and eight, typifying the Old Testament Sabbath, and the

New Testament day of the resurrection following? Was it because Paul strove

fifteen days against Peter, proving that he was a doctor both of the Old

and New Testament? Was it because the prophet Hosea bought a lady {57} for

fifteen pieces of silver? Was it because, according to Micah, seven

shepherds and eight chiefs should waste the Assyrians? Was it because

Ecclesiastes commands equal reverence to be given to both Testaments--such

was the interpretation--in the words "Give a portion to seven, and also to

eight"? Was it because the waters of the Deluge rose fifteen cubits above

the mountains?--or because they lasted fifteen decades of days? Was it

because Ezekiel's temple had fifteen steps? Was it because Jacob's ladder

has been supposed to have had fifteen steps? Was it because fifteen years

were added to the life of Hezekiah? Was it because the feast of unleavened

bread was on the fifteenth day of the month? Was it because the scene of

the Ascension was fifteen stadia from Jerusalem? Was it because the

stone-masons and porters employed in Solomon's temple amounted to fifteen

myriads? etc. The Council were amused and astounded by the volley of

fifteens which was fired at them; they knowing nothing about Bungus, of

which Mr. Galloway--who did not, as the French say, indicate his

sources--possessed the copy now before me. In giving this anecdote I give a

specimen of the book, which is exceedingly rare. Should another edition

ever appear, which is not very probable, he would be but a bungling Bungus

who should forget the _fifteen_ of the Royal Society.

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