HENRY PARKINSON VULLIAMY.

What an old rascal! I answered very shortly, merely stating my

intention of coming to Billsbury on the 16th, in order to interview

the Committee. I must nip all this in the bud, or chuck the whole

business.

_Friday, May 16th, "George Hotel," Billsbury._--Came down to Billsbury

this afternoon. Had interview with a delegation from the Committee

in the Hotel. MOFFAT, BLISSOP, and JERRAM were there. They laid their

views before me. Much the same as VULLIAMY's letter. "Shame to wreck

the ship for want of a ha'porth of tar," said BLISSOP. "Gentlemen,"

I said, "if you think I'm going to handle any of this tar, or do any

dirty work, you are mistaken. I am willing to help in the Registration

and to pay proper subscriptions, but I won't budge a step outside the

Corrupt Practices Act, so far as my election expenses are concerned.

If you want someone who will make illegal payments, go somewhere else.

I'm quite willing to resign. Now you know my opinion, and I leave you

to confer with your colleagues." With that I left them. Met them again

two hours later. All three looking thoroughly ashamed of themselves.

Said they had reconsidered the matter, and begged me to think no more

about it. They were determined, they said, to use only legal means in

fighting the election. So that blew over. Afterwards each of them came

to me in private, to beg my pardon, and put the fault on the others.

MOFFAT said it was BLISSOP, BLISSOP declared it was JERRAM, and JERRAM

swore that such a thing would never have entered his mind if MOFFAT

hadn't insisted on it.

Wrote to VULLIAMY that I found he had entirely misjudged the

local feeling, and that, in any case, his suggestions were quite

impracticable. He'll detest me, but I don't care a brass farthing.

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