MY DEAR PATTLE, (_Confidential._)

I am asked to let you know that a Committee Meeting has been

called for Friday 16th, and it is hoped that, at all costs,

you will make it convenient to attend. You know how great

an interest I have always taken in your career. I have

always told you that any experience I may have gained in

electioneering matters (and I have been at it for about twenty

years now) is entirely at your service. You will therefore

forgive me if I speak quite frankly to you on some questions

which intimately concern your Candidature. I don't meet you as

often as I should wish, and I am therefore impelled to write

to you on matters which require your serious consideration,

and on which you ought to be prepared to make a definite

statement on Friday next. I have used the opportunity of my

stay here to see how the land lay with regard to you. Hitherto

you have done very well, but mere public meetings will not

win an election, and you must make up your mind ere very long

to come and stay here, so as to canvass each ward, under the

guidance of the proper "officers."

Then there is the question of money! The Registration _must_

he paid for by the Candidate. It will be heavy this year. You

can talk it over with the Committee, but certainly £100 to

£150 will be absolutely necessary. Whatever the sum is, you

must be prepared to pay it. I trust you will excuse my being

candid with you, both for your own sake and the Party's. If

£200 or £300 more or less is any object to you, and if you

(_or your friends_) are not prepared to do certain things,

such as bringing up voters, &c., it is useless your hoping

to win. I don't suggest bribery and corruption, but certain

things not immoral, though perhaps illegal, must be done. That

is why I once suggested to you that someone from here should

have an interview with some friend who might represent you.

You did not respond to this. You do not appear willing to be

guided by your Committee even in the expenditure of £15 for

chairs and tables for your new Committee-room; and I must

repeat that such excessive caution will not be followed by

success. You will only waste your time, and the Party here

will be defeated. If you do not feel willing to be guided by

the old Leaders of the Party here, who know what is needed,

far better reconsider your position, and resign while there

is yet time.

Now, in addition to your _legal election expenses_ (between

£500 and £600), there will be the Registration which, however,

is a permissible payment. But, above all, railway fares,

conveyances, and sundry other expenses which are forbidden by

the Act, must be met by your friends, or success is hopeless.

Young HARRISON is standing at Chursfield. His father intends

him to win, and he will see to the needful!! That is the way

to work it, and to win. You must be prepared to pay at least

£150 (or to get someone to pay it for you) _for sundries_.

Even thus your expenditure will not reach £1000; dirt cheap

for a safe borough. Formerly a borough contest used to mean

£3,000, and a county anything up to £50,000!

I know you will believe me when I say that I have written

entirely in your own interest. Yours sincerely,

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, May 30, 1891 · 第 33 / 42 题