SCHLANGENBAD; OR, THE SERPENTS' BATH.

Time had glided along so agreeably ever since my arrival at

Langen-Schwalbach, my body had enjoyed such perpetual motion, my mind

such absolute rest, that I had almost forgotten, though my holiday was

nearly over, I had not yet reached the intended _nec plus ultra_ of

my travels--namely, Schlangenbad, or the Serpents' Bath. On the spur

of the moment, therefore, I ordered a carriage; and, with my wallet

lying by my side, having bidden adieu to a simple-hearted village,

which, for the short remainder of my days, I believe, I shall remember

with regard, I continued for some time gradually to ascend its eastern

boundary, until I arrived nearly at the summit or pinnacle of the

Taunus hills. The view from this point was very extensive indeed, and

the park-like appearance of the whole of the lofty region or upper

story of Nassau formed a prospect at once noble and pleasing. The

Langen-Schwalbach band of wind-instruments was playing deep beneath me

in the valley, but hidden by the fog, its sound was so driven about by

the wind, that had I not recognized the tunes I but faintly heard, I

should not have been able to determine from what point of the compass

they proceeded. Sometimes they seemed to rise, like the mist, from one

valley--sometimes from another--occasionally I fancied they were like

the hurricane, sweeping across the surface of the country, and once I

could almost have declared that the Æolian band was calmly seated above

me in the air.

The numberless ravines which intersect Nassau were not discernible from

the spot where my carriage had halted, and Langen-Schwalbach was so

muffled in its peaceful retreat, that a stranger could scarcely have

guessed it existed.

From this elevated point the Taunus hills began gradually to fall

towards Wiesbaden and Frankfort; but a branch road, suddenly turning to

the right, rapidly descended, or rather meandered down a long, rocky,

narrow ravine, clothed with beech and oak-trees to its summit.

With a wheel of the carriage dragged, as I glided fast down this

romantic valley, the scenery, compared with what I had just left, was

on a very confined, contracted scale--in short, nothing was to be seen

but a trickling stream running down the grassy bottom of a valley, and

hills which appeared to environ it on both sides; besides this, the

road writhed and bent so continually, that I could seldom see a quarter

of a mile of it at once.

After descending about three-quarters of a league, I came to a new

turn, and here SCHLANGENBAD, the SERPENTS' BATH, dressed in its magic

mantle of tranquillity, suddenly appeared not only before, but within

less than a hundred yards of me.

This secluded spot, to which such a number of people annually retreat,

consists of nothing but an immense old building, or "Bad-Haus," a new

one, with two or three little mills, which, fed, as it were, by the

crumbs that fall from the rich man's table, are turned by the famous

spring of water, after fine, fashionable ladies have done washing

themselves in it.

When the carriage stopped, my first impression (which but too often,

I regret to say, has been an erroneous one) was not in favour of the

place; for, though its colours were certainly very beautiful, yet,

from being so completely surrounded by hills, it seemed to wear some

of the features of a prison; and when, my vehicle driving away, I was

first left by myself, I felt for a moment that the little band of

music, which was playing upon the terrace above my head, was not quite

competent to enliven the scene. However, after I had walked in various

directions about this sequestered spot, sufficiently not only to become

acquainted with its _locale_, but to discover that it possessed a

number of modest beauties, completely veiled from the passing gaze of

the stranger, I went to the old "Bad-Haus," to obtain rooms from the

bath-master (appointed by the Duke), who has charge of both these great

establishments.

I found the little man seated in his office, in the agony of

calculating upon a slate the amount of seven times nine; perceiving,

however, that instead of multiplying the two figures together, he had

reared up a ladder of seven nines, which he was slowly ascending, step

by step, I felt quite unwilling to interrupt him; and as his wife

appeared to be gifted with all or many of the little abilities in which

he might have been deficient, I gladly availed myself of her offer

to show me over the two buildings, in order that I might select some

apartments.

The old "Bad-Haus," and Hotel de Nassau, which, being united together,

form one of the two great buildings I have mentioned, are situated

on the side of the hill close to the macadamized road which leads to

Mainz; and to give some idea of the gigantic scale on which these sorts

of German bathing establishments are constructed, I will state, that in

this rambling "Bad-Haus" I counted 443 windows, and that, without ever

twice going over the same ground, I found the passages measured 409

paces, or, as nearly as possible, a quarter of a mile!

Below this immense barrack, and on the opposite side of the road,

is the new "Bad-Haus," or bathing house, pleasantly situated in a

shrubbery. This building (which contains 172 windows) is of a modern

construction, and straddling across the bottom of the valley, the

celebrated water, which rises milk-warm from the rock, after supplying

the baths on the lower story, runs from beneath it. No sooner,

however, does the fluid escape from the building, than a group of poor

washerwomen, standing up to their knees on a sheet, which is stretched

upon the ground, humbly make use of it before it has time to get to the

two little mills which are patiently waiting for it about a couple of

hundred yards below.

After having passed, in the two establishments, an immense number

of rooms, each furnished by the Duke with white window-curtains, a

walnut-tree bed with bedding; a chestnut-tree table, an elastic spring

sofa, and three or four walnut-tree chairs, the price of each room

(on an average from 10_d._ to 2_s._ a-day) being painted on the door,

I complimented the good, or, to give her her proper title, the "bad"

lady who attended me, on the plain, but useful order in which they

appeared; in return for which she very obligingly offered to show me

the source of the famous water, for the sake of which two such enormous

establishments had been erected.

In the history of the little duchy of Nassau, the discovery of this

spring forms a story full of innocence and simplicity. Once upon a time

there was a heifer, with which everything in nature seemed to disagree.

The more she ate, the thinner she grew--the more her mother licked

her hide, the rougher and the more staring was her coat. Not a fly in

the forest would bite her--never was she seen to chew the cud, but

hide-bound, and melancholy, her hips seemed actually to be protruding

from her skin. What was the matter with her no one knew--what could

cure her no one could divine;--in short, deserted by her master and her

species, she was, as the faculty would term it, "given over."

In a few weeks, however, she suddenly re-appeared among the herd,

with ribs covered with flesh--eyes like a deer--skin sleek as a

mole's--breath sweetly smelling of milk--saliva hanging in ringlets

from her jaw! Every day seemed to re-establish her health; and the

phenomenon was so striking, that the herdsman, feeling induced to watch

her, discovered that regularly every evening she wormed her way, in

secret, into the forest, until she reached an unknown spring of water,

from which, having refreshed herself, she quietly returned to the

valley.

The trifling circumstance, scarcely known, was almost forgotten by

the peasant, when a young Nassau lady began decidedly to show exactly

the same incomprehensible symptoms as the heifer. Mother, sisters,

friends, father, all tried to cure her, but in vain; and the physician

had actually

"Taken his leave with sighs and sorrow,

Despairing of his fee to-morrow,"

when the herdsman, happening to hear of her case, prevailed upon her,

at last, to try the heifer's secret remedy--she did so; and, in a very

short time, to the utter astonishment of her friends, she became one of

the stoutest and roundest young women in the duchy.

What had suddenly cured one sick lady was soon deemed a proper

prescription for others, and all cases meeting with success, the

spring, gradually rising into notice, received its name from a

circumstance which I shall shortly explain. In the meanwhile, I will

observe, that even to this day horses are brought by the peasants to

be bathed, and I have good authority for believing, that in cases

of slight consumption of the lungs (a disorder common enough among

horses), the animal recovers his flesh with surprising rapidity--nay, I

have seen even the pigs bathed, though I must own that _they_ appeared

to have no other disorder except hunger. But to return to the "bad"

lady.

After following her through a labyrinth of passages (one of which

not only leant sideways, but had an ascent like a hill), she at last

unlocked a door, which was no sooner opened, than I saw glide along the

floor close by me a couple of small serpents! As the lady was talking

very earnestly at the time, I merely flinched aside as they passed,

without making any observation; but after I had crossed a small garden,

she pointed to a door which she said was that of the source, and while

she stopped to speak to one of the servants, I advanced alone, and

opening the gate, saw beneath me a sort of brunnen with three serpents

about the size of vipers swimming about in it! Unable to contain my

surprise, I made a signal to the lady with my staff, and as she hurried

towards me, I still pointed to the reptiles, as if to know why in the

name of Æsculapius they were allowed thus to contaminate the source of

the baths?

In the calmest manner possible, my conductress (who seemed perfectly to

comprehend my sensations) replied, "_Au contraire, c'est ce qui donne

qualité à ces eaux!_"

The quantity of these reptiles, or Schlangen, that exist in the woods

surrounding the spring is very great; and they of course have given

their name to the place. When full grown they are about five feet long,

and in hot weather are constantly seen gliding across the paths, or

rustling under the dead leaves of the forest.

As soon as the lady had shown me the whole establishment, she strongly

recommended me to take up my abode in the old "Bad-Haus;" however,

on my first arrival, in crossing the promenade in front of it, I had

caught a glimpse of some talkative old ladies, whose tongues and

knitting needles seemed to be racing against each other, which made

it very advisable to decline the polite invitation; and I accordingly

selected apartments at one extremity of the new Bad-Haus, my windows

on the north looking into the shrubbery, those on the east upon the

two little water-mills, revolving in the green lonely valley of

Schlangenbad.

The cell of the hermit can hardly be more peaceful than this abode: it

is true it was not only completely inhabited (there being no more rooms

unoccupied), but it was teeming with people many of whom are known in

the great world. For instance, among its inmates were the Princess

Romanow, first wife of the late Grand Duke Constantine of Russia--the

Duke of Saxe-Coburg--the Prince of Hesse Homburg (whose brother, the

late Landgrave, married the Princess Elizabeth of England)--a Prussian

Minister from Berlin, and occasionally the Princess Royal of Prussia,

married to the son of King Frederic William. No part of the building

was exclusively occupied by these royal guests, but paying for their

rooms no more than the prices marked upon the doors, they ascended the

same staircase and walked along the same passages with the humblest

inmates of the place. Yet within the narrow dominion of their own

chamber, visiters were received with every attention due to form and

etiquette. The silence and apparent solitude which reigned, however,

in this new "Bad-Haus" was to me always a subject of astonishment and

admiration. Sometimes a person would be seen carefully locking his

door, and then, with the key in his pocket, quietly stealing along the

passage: at other times, a lady might be caught on tip-toes softly

ascending the stairs; but neither steps nor voices were to be heard;

and far from witnessing anything like ostentation, it seemed to me that

concealment was rather the order of the day. As soon as it grew dark, a

single wick floating in a small glass lamp, open at the top, was placed

at each great entrance door; and another at each extremity of the

long passages into which the rooms on each floor communicated, giving

the visiters just light enough to avoid running against the walls: in

obscure weather, there was also a lamp here and there in the shrubbery,

but as long as the pale moon shone in the heavens, its lovely light was

deemed sufficient.

A table d'hôte dinner, at a florin for each person, was daily prepared,

for all, or any, who might choose to attend it; and for about the same

price, a dinner with knives, forks, table-cloth, napkins, &c., would

be forwarded to any guest who, like myself, was fond of the luxury of

solitude: coffee and tea were cheap in proportion.

I have dwelt long upon these apparently trifling details, because,

humble as they may sound, I conceive that they contain a very important

moral. How many of our country people are always raving about the

cheapness of the Continent, and how many every year break up their

establishments in England to go in search of it; yet, if we had but

sense, or rather courage enough to live at home as economically and as

rationally as princes and people of all ranks live throughout the rest

of Europe, how unnecessary would be the sacrifice, and how much real

happiness would be the result!

The baths at Schlangenbad are the most harmless and delicious luxuries

of the sort I have ever enjoyed; and I really quite looked forward to

the morning for the pleasure with which I paid my addresses to this

delightful element. The effect the water produces on the skin is very

singular; it is about as warm as milk, but infinitely softer: and after

dipping the hand into it, if the thumb be rubbed against the fingers,

it is said by many to resemble satin. Nevertheless, whatever may be

its sensation, when the reader reflects that people not only come to

these baths from Russia, but that the water in stone bottles, merely

as a cosmetic, is sent to St. Petersburg and other distant parts of

Europe, he will admit that it must be soft indeed to have gained for

itself such an extraordinary degree of celebrity: for there is no

town at Schlangenbad, not even a village--nothing therefore but the

real or fancied charm of the water could attract people into a little

sequestered valley, which in every sense of the word is out of sight of

the civilized world; and yet I must say, that I never remember to have

existed in a place which possessed such fascinating beauties; besides

which (to say nothing of breathing pure, dry air), it is no small

pleasure to live in a skin which puts all people in good humour--at

least, with themselves. But besides the cosmetic charms of this water,

it is declared to possess virtues of more substantial value: it is said

to tranquillize the nerves, to soothe all inflammation; and from this

latter property; the cures of consumption which are reported to have

been effected, among human beings and cattle, may have proceeded. Yet

whatever _good_ effect the water may have upon this insidious disorder,

its first operation most certainly must be to neutralize the _bad_

effect of the climate, which to consumptive patients must decidedly

be a very severe trial, for delightful as it is to people in robust

health, yet the keenness of the mountain air, together with the sudden

alternations of temperature to which the valley of Schlangenbad is

exposed, must, I think, be anything but a remedy for weak lungs.

The effect produced upon the skin, by lying about twenty minutes in the

bath, I one day, happened to overhear a short, fat Frenchman describe

to his friend in the following words--"_Monsieur, dans ces bains on

devient absolument amoureux de soi-même!_" I cannot exactly corroborate

this Gallic statement, yet I must admit that limbs, even old ones,

gradually do appear as if they were converted into white marble. The

skin assumes a sort of glittering, phosphoric brightness, resembling

very much white objects, which, having been thrown overboard, in calm

weather within the tropics, many of my readers have probably watched

sinking in the ocean, which seems to blanch and illuminate them as

they descend. The effect is very extraordinary, and I know not how to

account for it, unless it be produced by some prismatic refraction,

caused by the peculiar particles with which the fluid is impregnated.

The Schlangenbad water contains the muriates and carbonates of lime,

soda, and magnesia, with a slight excess of carbonic acid which holds

the carbonates in solution. The celebrated embellishment which it

produces on the skin is, in my opinion, a sort of corrosion, which

removes tan, or any other artificial covering that the surface may

have attained from exposure and ill-treatment by the sun and wind.

In short the body is cleaned by it, just as a kitchen-maid scours

her copper saucepan; and the effect being evident, ladies modestly

approach it from the most distant parts of Europe. I am by no means

certain, however, that they receive any permanent benefit; indeed, on

the contrary, I should think that their skins would eventually become,

if anything, coarser, from the removal of a slight veil or covering,

intended by Nature as a protection to the cuticle.

But whether this water be permanently beneficial to ladies or not, the

softness it gives to the whole body is quite delightful; and with two

elements, air and water, in perfection, I found that I grew every hour

more and more attached to the place.

On the cellar-floor, or lower story of my abode ("the New Bad-Haus"),

where the baths are situated, there lived an old man and his wife,

whose duty it was to prepare the baths, and to give towels, &c. I do

not know whether the Schlangenbad waters corrode the temper as well

as the skin, yet, certainly, this old couple appeared to me to be

continually quarrelling; and every little trifle I required for my

bath, though given to me with the greatest good-will, seemed to form

a subject of jealous dispute between this subterranean pair. The old

woman, however, invariably got the best of the argument,--a triumph

which I suspect proceeded more from her physical than moral powers: in

short, as is occasionally the case, the old gentleman was afraid of his

companion; and I observed that his attitude, as he argued, very much

resembled that of a cat in a corner, when spitting in the face of a

terrier dog. Finding that they did not work happily together, I always

managed to prevent both of them coming to me at once. The old woman,

however, insisted on preparing my bath; and, with a great pole in one

hand, stirring up the water--a thermometer in the other, and a pair

of spectacles blinded with steam on her nose, she very good-naturedly

brought the temperature of the water to the proper degree, which is

said to be 27 of Reaumur.

After I had had my bath, the old wife being out of the way, I one day

paid a visit of compliment to her husband, who had shown, by many

little attempted attentions, that he was, had he dared, as anxious

as his partner to serve me. With great delight, he showed me several

bottles full of serpents; and then, opening a wooden box, he took

out, as a fisherwoman would handle eels, some very long ones--one of

which (first looking over his shoulder to see that a certain personage

was away) he put upon a line, which she had stretched across the

room for drying clothes. In order, I suppose, to demonstrate to me

that the reptile was harmless, he took it off the rope, along which

it was moving very quickly; and, without submitting his project for

my approbation, he suddenly placed it on my breast, along which it

crawled, until, stretching its long neck with half its body into

the air, it held on, in a most singular manner, by a single fold in

the cloth, which, by a sort of contortion of the vertebræ, it firmly

grasped.

The old man, apparently highly satisfied with this first act of his

entertainment, gravely proceeded to show living serpents of all colours

and sizes,--stuffed serpents, and serpents' skins,--all of which seemed

very proper hobbies, to amuse the long winter evenings of the aged

servant of Schlangenbad, or the Serpents' Bath.

At last, however, the fellow's dry, blanched, wrinkled face began

to smile. Grinning, as he slowly mounted on a chair, he took from a

high shelf a broad-mouthed, white glass bottle, and then, in a sort

of savage ecstasy, pronouncing the word "BAROMET!" he placed it in my

hands.

The bottle was about half full of dirty water--a few dead flies and

crumbs of bread were at the bottom--and near the top there was a small

piece of thin wood which went about half across the phial. Upon this

slender scaffolding, its fishy eyes staring upwards at a piece of

coarse linen, which, being tied round the mouth, served as a cork--the

shrivelled skin of its under-jaw moving at every sweltering breath

which it took--there sat a large, speckled, living toad!

Like Sterne's captive, he had not by his side "a bundle of sticks,

notched with all the dismal days and nights he had passed there;" yet

their sum total was as clearly expressed in the unhealthy colour of the

poor creature's skin; and certainly, in my lifetime, I never had seen

what might truly be called--a sick toad.

It was quite impossible to help pitying any living being, confined by

itself in so miserable a dungeon. However, the old man's eyes were

beaming with pride and delight at what he conceived to be his own

ingenuity--and exclaiming "Schönes Wetter!" (fine weather!) he pointed

to the wood-work on which the poor creature was sitting--and then he

exultingly explained that, so soon as it should be going to rain, the

toad would get down into the water. "BAROMET!" repeated the old fellow,

grinning from ear to ear, as, mounting on the chair, he replaced his

prisoner on the shelf.

My first impression was, "_coûte qui coûte_," to buy this

barometer,--carry its poor captive to the largest marsh I could

find,--and then, breaking the bottle into shivers, to give him, what

toads appreciate better than mankind--liberty; but, on reflecting a

moment, I felt quite sure that the old inquisitor would soon procure

another subject for torture; and, as with toads as with ourselves,

"_c'est le premier pas qui coûte_," I thought it better that this poor

imprisoned creature, to a certain degree accustomed to his misery,

should exist in it, than that a fresh toad should suffer:--it also

occurred to me, that if I should dare to purchase his rude instrument,

the ingenious, unfeeling old wretch of a philosopher might be

encouraged to make others for sale.

The old bath, or "bad" man, had vipers' nests, their eggs, and many

other Caliban curiosities, which he was desirous to show me; but

having seen quite enough for one morning's visit, and besides, hearing

his wife's tongue coming along the subterranean passage, I left

him--her--toad--reptiles, &c., to fret away their existence, while I

rose into far brighter regions above them.

After ascending a couple of flights of stairs, I strolled for some

time on the little parade, which is close to the entrance of the old

"Bad-Haus;" but the benches being all occupied by people listening to

the band of music, and besides, not liking the artificial passages

of hedges cut, without metaphor, to the quick, I bade adieu to the

scene; and, entering the great forest, with which the hills in every

direction were clothed to their summits, I ascended a steep, broad road

(across which a couple of schlangens glided close by me), until I came

to a hut, from which there is a very pleasing home view of the little

valley of Schlangenbad. It is certainly a most romantic spot, and that

it had appeared so to others was evident, from a marble pillar and

inscription which stood on the edge of a precipice before me. The tale

it commemorated is simply beautiful. The Count de Grunne, the Dutch

Ambassador at Frankfort, having, in the healthy autumn of his life,

come to Schlangenbad, with his young wife, was so enchanted with the

loveliness of the country, the mildness of the air, and the exquisite

softness of the water, that, quite unable to contain himself, on a

black marble column he caused to be sculptured, as emblems of himself

and his companion, two crested schlangens, eating leaves (apparently a

salad) out of the same bowl--with the following pathetic inscription:--

EN

Reconnaissance

Des Délicieuses Saisons

Passées Ici Ensemble

Par

CHARLES C'te DEGRUNNE

Et

BETSI C'tesse DEGRUNNE.

1830.

Leaving this quiet sentimental bower, and descending the hill,

I entered the great pile of buildings of the old Bad-Haus, or

Nassauer-Hof, and as I was advancing along one of its endless passages,

I passed an open door, from which a busy hum proceeded which clearly

proclaimed it to be a school. My grave Mentor-like figure was no

sooner observed silently standing at its portal, than its master, a

short, slight, hectic-looking lad, scarcely twenty, seemed to feel

an unaccountable desire to form my acquaintance. Begging me to enter

his small literary dominion, he very modestly requested leave to be

permitted to explain to me the nature of the studies he was imparting

to his subjects; the little creatures, from their benches, looking at

me all the time with the same sort of fear with which mice look into

the face of a bull-dog, or frogs at the terrific bill and outline of a

stork.

Having, by a slight inclination, accepted this offer, the young Dominie

commenced by stating that all the children in Nassau are _obliged_,

by order of the Duke, to go to school, from six to fourteen years of

age;--that the parents of a child, who has intentionally missed, are

forced to pay two kreuzers the first time, four the second, six the

third, and that if they are too poor to pay these fines, they are

obliged to work them out in hard labour, or are otherwise punished for

their children's neglect;--that the inhabitants of each village pay

the schoolmaster among themselves, in proportions, varying according

to their means, but that the Duke prescribes what the children are to

learn--namely, religion, singing, reading, writing, Scripture history,

the German language, natural history, geography, and accounts;--and

that the mode of imparting this education is grounded upon the system

of Pestalozzi.

This introductory explanation being concluded, the young master now

displayed to me specimens of his scholars' writing--showed me their

slates covered with sums in the first rules of arithmetic--and then

calling up several girls and boys, he placed his wand in the hand of

each trembling little urchin, who one by one was desired to point

out upon maps, which hung against the walls, the great oceans, seas,

mountains, and capitals of our globe. Having expressed my unqualified

approbation of the zeal and attention with which this excellent young

man had evidently been labouring, at the arduous, "never-ending, still

beginning" duties of his life, I was about to depart, when, as a last

favour, he anxiously intreated me to hear his children, for one moment,

sing; and striking the table with his wand, it instantly, as if it had

been a tuning fork, called them to attention--at a second blow on the

table, they pushed aside their slates and books--at a third, opening

their eyes as wide as they could, they inflated their tiny lungs

brimfull--and at a fourth blow, in full cry, they all opened, to my

no small astonishment, mouths which, in blackness of inside, exactly

resembled a pack of King Charles's spaniels: had the children been

drinking ink, their tongues and palates could not have been darker; and

though, accompanied by their master, the psalm they were singing was

simply beautiful, and though their infantine voices streaming along

the endless passages produced a reverberation which was exceedingly

pleasing, yet there was something so irresistibly comic in their

appearance, that any countenance but my own would have smiled.

The cause of the odd-looking phenomenon suddenly occurred to

me,--having, in the morning, observed several peasants, whose trowsers

at the knees were stained perfectly black, by their having knelt down

to pick bilberries, which grow on the forest-covered hills of Nassau

in the greatest profusion. The children had evidently been grazing on

the same ground, and as soon as the idea occurred, I observed by their

little black fingers that my solution of the dark problem was correct.

Returning to my residence, the New Bad-Haus, the sun, though much

less weary than myself, having sunk to rest, I sat alone for some

time in one of the bowers of the shrubbery belonging to the building.

Occasionally a human figure, scarcely visible from the deep shade of

the trees, glided slowly by me, but whether that of a prince or a

peasant I neither knew nor cared. What interested me infinitely more,

was to observe the fire-flies, which, with small lanterns in their

tails, were either soaring close above me, or sparkling among the

bushes. The bright emerald green light which they possessed was lovely

beyond description, yet apparently they had only received permission to

display it so long as they remained on the wing--and as two young ones,

gliding before me, rested for a moment on a rose-leaf, at my side,

the instant they closed their wings, they were left together in total

darkness. Some (probably old ones) steadily sailing, passed me, as if

on business, while others, dancing in the air, had evidently no object

except pleasure; yet, whether flying in a circle or in a line, each

little creature, as it proceeded, gaily illuminated its own way, and

like a pure, cheerful, well-conditioned mind, it also shed a trifling

lustre on whatever it approached.

As I sat here alone in the dark, I could not drive from my mind the

interesting picture I had just been witnessing in the little village

school of Schlangenbad.

We are all in England so devotedly attached to that odd, easily

pronounced, but difficult to be defined word--liberty, that there

is, perhaps, nothing we should all at once set our backs, our faces,

and our heads against more, than a national compulsatory system of

education, similar to that prescribed in Nassau; and yet, if law has

the power to punish crime, there seems at first to exist no very

strong reason why it should not also be permitted, by education, to

prevent it. Every respectable parent in our country will be ready to

admit, that the most certain recipe for making his son a useful, a

happy, and a valuable member of society, is carefully to attend to

the cultivation of his mind. We all believe that good seeds can be

sown there, that bad ones can be eradicated--that ignorance leads

a child to error and crime--that his mental darkness, like a town,

can be illuminated--that the judgment (his only weapon against his

passions) can, like the blacksmith's arm, by use, be strengthened;

and if it be thus universally admitted that education is one of the

most valuable properties a rational being can bequeath to his own

child, it would seem to follow that a parental government might claim

(at least before Heaven) nearly as much right to sentence a child to

education, as a criminal to the gallows. Nevertheless, as a curious

example of the difference in national taste, it may be observed, that

though in England judges and juries can anywhere be found to condemn

the body, they would everywhere be observed to shrink at the very idea

of chastening the mind; they see no moral or religious objection to

imprison the former, but they all agree that it would be a political

offence to liberate the latter. Although our poor-laws oblige every

parish to feed, house, and clothe its offspring, yet in England it is

thought wrong to enforce any national provision for the mind, and yet

the Duke of Nassau might argue, that in a civilized community children

have no more natural _right_ to be brought up ignorant than naked; in

short, that if the mildest government be justified in forcing a man,

for decency's sake, to envelop his body, it might equally claim the

power of obliging him, for the welfare, prosperity, and advancement of

the community--to develop his mind.

Into so complicated an argument I feel myself quite incompetent to

enter; yet were I at this moment to be leaving this world, there is

no one assertion I think I could more solemnly maintain--there is

no important fact I am more seriously convinced of--and there is no

evidence which, from the observation of my whole life, I could more

conscientiously deliver, than that, as far as I have been capable of

judging, our system of education in England has produced, does produce,

and so long as it be persisted in, must produce, the most lamentable

political effects.

Strange as it may sound, I believe few people will, on reflection,

deny, what a most remarkable difference exists between a man and what

is termed mankind--in fact, between the intelligence of the human being

and that of the species to which he belongs.

If a man of common or of the commonest abilities be watched throughout

a day, it is quite delightful to remark how cleverly he adapts his

conduct to the various trifling unforeseen circumstances which

occur--how shrewdly, as through a labyrinth, he pursues his own

interests, and with what alacrity he can alter his plans, or, as it

is vulgarly termed, change his mind, the instant it becomes advisable

for him to do so. Appeal to him on any plain subject, and you find

him gifted with quick perception, possessed with ready judgment,

and with his mind sparkling with intelligence. Now, mix a dozen

such men together, and intellect instantly begins to coagulate; in

short, by addition you have produced subtraction. One man means what

he cannot clearly explain--another ably expresses what he did not

exactly mean--one, while disputing his neighbour's judgment, neglects

his own--another indolently reclines his head upon his neighbour's

brain--one does not care to see--another forgets to foresee--in short,

though any one pilot could steer the vessel into port, with twelve

at the helm she inevitably runs upon the rocks. Now, instead of a

dozen men, if anything be committed to the care, judgment, or honour

of a large body, or, as it is not improperly termed, a "corporation"

of men, their torpor, apathy, and sloth are infinitely increased, and

when, instead of a corporation, it be left to that nonentity, a whole

nation--the total neglect it meets with is beyond all remedy. In short,

the individuals of a community, compared with the community itself,

are like a swarm of bees compared with bees that have swarmed or clung

together in a lump; and as the countryman stands shaking the dull mass

from the bough, one can scarcely believe that it is composed of little,

active, intelligent, busy creatures, each armed with a sting as well

as with knowledge, and arrangements which one can hardly sufficiently

admire. If this theory be correct, it will account at once for our

unfortunate system of education in England, which, being everybody's

duty, is therefore nobody's duty, and which, like

"The child whom many fathers share,

Has never known a father's care."

In the evening of a long, toilsome life, if a man were to be obliged

solemnly to declare what, without any exception, has been the most

lovely thing which on the surface of this earth it has been his

good fortune to witness, I conceive that, without hesitation, he

might reply--_The mind of a young child_. Indeed, if we believe that

creation, with all its charms, was beneficently made for man, it seems

almost to follow that his mind, that mirror in which every minute

object is to be reflected, must be gifted with a polish sufficiently

high to enable it to receive the lovely and delicate images created

for its enjoyment. Accordingly, we observe with what delight a child

beholds light--colours--flowers--fruit, and every new object that

meets his eye; and we all know that before his judgment be permitted

to interfere, for many years he feels, or rather suffers, a thirst for

information which is almost insatiable.

He desires, and very naturally desires, to know what the moon is?--what

are the stars?--where the rain, wind, and storm come from? With

innocent simplicity he asks, what becomes of the light of a candle when

it is blown out? Any story or any history he greedily devours; and so

strongly does his youthful mind retain every sort of image impressed

upon it, that it is well known his after life is often incapable of

obliterating the terror depicted there by an old nurse's tales of

ghosts, and hobgoblins of darkness.

Now with their minds in this pure, healthy, voracious state, the sons

of all our noblest families, and of the most estimable people in the

country, are, after certain preparations, eventually sent to those

slaughter-houses of the understanding, our public schools, where,

weaned from the charms of the living world, they are nailed to the

study of two dead languages--like galley-slaves, they are chained to

these oars, and are actually flogged if they neglect to labour. Instead

of imbibing knowledge suited to their youthful age, they are made to

learn the names of Actæon's hounds--to study the life of Alexander's

horse--to know the fate of Alcibiades's dog;--in short, it is too

well known that Dr. Lempriere made 3000_l._ a-year by the sale of a

dictionary, in which he had amassed, "for the use of schools," tales

and rubbish of this description. The poor boy at last "gets," as it

is termed, "into Ovid," where he is made to study everything which

human ingenuity could invent to sully, degrade, and ruin the mind of a

young person. The Almighty Creator of the Universe is caricatured by

a set of grotesque personages termed gods and goddesses, so grossly

sensual, so inordinately licentious, that were they to-day to appear in

London, before sunset they would probably be every one of them where

they ought to be--at the tread-mill. The poor boy, however, must pore

over all their amours, natural and unnatural;--he must learn the birth,

parentage, and education of each, with the biography of their numerous

offspring, earthly as well as unearthly. He must study love-letters

from the heavens to the earth, and metamorphoses which have almost

all some low, impure object. The only geography he learns is "the

world known to the ancients." Although a member of the first maritime

nation on the globe, he learns no nautical science but that possessed

by people who scarcely dared to leave their shores; all his knowledge

of military life is that childish picture of it which might fairly be

entitled "war without gunpowder." But even the little which on these

subjects he does learn, is so mixed up with fable, that his mind gets

puzzled and debilitated to such a degree, that he becomes actually

unable to distinguish truth from falsehood, and when he reads that

Hannibal melted the Alps with vinegar, he does not know whether it be

really true or not.

In this degraded state, with the energy and curiosity of their young

minds blunted--actually nauseating the intellectual food which they

had once so naturally desired, a whole batch of boys at the age of

about fourteen[1] are released from their schools to go on board men

of war, where they are to strive to become the heroes of their day.

They sail from their country ignorant of almost everything that has

happened to it since the days of the Romans--having been obliged to

look upon all the phenomena of nature, as well as the mysteries of art,

without explanation, their curiosity for information on such subjects

has subsided. They lean against the capstan, but know nothing of its

power--they are surrounded by mechanical contrivances of every sort,

but understand them no more than they do the stars in the firmament.

They steer from one country to another, ignorant of the customs,

manners, prejudices, or languages of any; they know nothing of the

effect of climate--it requires almost a fever to drive them from the

sun; in fact they possess no practical knowledge. The first lesson they

learn from adversity is their own guiltless ignorance, and no sooner

are they in real danger, than they discover how ill spent has been the

time they have devoted to the religion of the heathen--how vain it is

in affliction to patter over the names of Actæon and his hounds!

That in spite of all these disadvantages, a set of high-bred,

noble-spirited young men eventually become, as they really do, an

honour to their country, is no proof that their early education has not

done all in its power to prevent them. But, to return to those we left

at our public schools.

As these boys rise, they become, as we all know, more and more

conversant in the dead languages, until the fatal period arrives, when,

proudly laden with these two panniers, they proceed to one of our

universities. Arriving, for instance, at Oxford, they find a splendid

high street, magnificently illuminated with gas, filled with handsome

shops, traversed by the mail, macadamized, and, like every other part

of our great commercial country, beaming with modern intelligence. In

this street, however, they are not permitted to reside, but, conducted

to the right and left, they meander among mouldering monastic-looking

buildings, until they reach the cloisters of the particular college to

which they are sentenced to belong. By an ill-judged misnomer, they are

from this moment encouraged, even by their preceptors, to call each

other _men_; and a _man_ of seventeen, "too tall for school," talks

of another _man_ of eighteen, as gravely as I always mention the name

of my prototype Methusalem. What their studies are, will sufficiently

appear from what is required of them, when they come before the public

as candidates for their degrees. At this examination, which is to give

them, throughout their country, the rank of finished scholars, these

self-entitled _men_ are gravely examined first of all in Divinity,--and

then, as if in scorn of it, almost in the same breath, they descant

about the God of this vice, and the God of that; in short, they are

obliged to translate any two heathen authors in Latin, and any other

two in Greek, they themselves may select. They are next examined

in Aristotle's moral philosophy, and their examination, like their

education, being now concluded, their minds, being now decreed to be

brimfull, they are launched into their respective grades of society, as

accomplished, polished men, who have reaped the inestimable advantages

of a _good classical education_. But it is not these gentlemen that I

presume to ridicule; on the contrary, I firmly believe that the 1200

students, who at one time are generally at Oxford, are as high-minded,

as highly talented, as anxious to improve themselves, as handsome, and,

in every sense of the word, as fine a set of lads as can anywhere be

met with in a body on the face of the globe. I also know that all our

most estimable characters, all the most enlightened men our country

has ever produced, have, generally speaking, been members of one of

our universities; but, in spite of all this, will any reasonable

being seriously maintain that the workmanship has been equal to the

materials? I mean, that their education has been equal to themselves?

Let any one weigh what they have _not_ learnt against what they have,

and he will find that the difference is exactly that which exists

between creation itself and a satchel of musty books. I own they are

skilfully conversant in the latter; I own that they have even deserved

prizes for having made verses in imitation of Sappho--odes in imitation

of Horace--epigrams after the model of the Anthologia, as well as after

the mode of Martial; but what has the university taught them of the

former? Has it even informed them of the discovery of America? Has it

given them the power of conversing with the peasant of any one nation

in Europe? Has it explained to them any one of the wonderful works of

creation? Has it taught them a single invention of art? Has it shown

the young landed proprietor how to measure the smallest field on his

estate? Has it taught him even the first rudiments of economy? Has it

explained to him the principle of a common pump? Has it fitted him

in any way to stand in that distinguished situation which by birth

and fortune he is honestly entitled to hold? Has it given him any

agricultural information, any commercial knowledge, any acquaintance

with mankind, or with business of any sort or kind; and, lastly, has

it made him modestly sensible of his own ignorance?--or has it, on the

contrary, done all in its power to make him feel not only perfectly

satisfied with his own acquirements, but contempt for those whose minds

are only filled with plain useful knowledge?

But it will be proudly argued, "THE UNIVERSITY HAS TAUGHT HIM

DIVINITY!" In theory, I admit it may have done so; but, in all his

terms, has the student practically learnt as much Omnipotence as the

hurricane could explain to him in five minutes? To teach young lads the

simple doctrines of Christianity, is it advisable to hide from their

minds creation? It is advisable to allow them to remain out of their

colleges till midnight? But taking leave of the university, let us, for

a moment, consider the political effects of its cramped, short-sighted,

narrow-minded system.

On quitting their colleges, our young men, instead of being sensible,

that although they have read much that is ornamental, their education

has scrupulously avoided all that is useful--instead of modestly

feeling that they have to make up for lost time, and to fight their way

from nothing to distinction like subaltern officers in our army, or

like midshipmen in the navy, they have very great reason to consider

that, far from being literary vessels, rudely put together, they are

launched into society as perfect as a frigate from its dock!

With respect to the drudgery of gaining honours, they feel that they

already possess them, can _produce_ them, and true enough, they show

1st class, 2nd class, and 3rd class honours, which are as current in

the country as the coin of the realm; and, with respect to their

education being _imperfect_, by universal consent, it has for centuries

been coupled with the most flattering adjectives;--it is termed

polite--elegant--accomplished--good--complete--excellent--regular--

classical, &c., &c. In literary creation these young men conceive that

they are luminaries, not specks--ornaments, not blemishes! not merely

in their own opinions, but by universal consent and acclamation. Their

political place is undeniably, therefore, the helm, not before the

mast; they are to guide, conduct, steer the vessel of the state, not

ignobly labour at its oar!

Accordingly, when they take their places in both houses of Parliament,

plunging at once into their own native element, they rise up in the

immediate presence of noblemen and gentlemen who not only boast of

having received exactly the same education as themselves, but who,

as youths, have proudly won the self-same honours which they enjoy;

and I here very humbly beg leave again to repeat, that because our

Parliament maintains, and always has maintained, a front rank of men

of undaunted resolution, transcendent abilities, brilliant natural

genius, and clear, comprehensive, enlightened minds, it does not

follow that the system of our public schools and universities must

necessarily be practically good. On the contrary, it only proves that

human institutions can no more extinguish the native virtue, talent,

and integrity of a country, than they can hide from the world the light

of the sun; but education can misdirect, though it cannot annihilate;

it can give the national mind a hankering for unwholesome instead of

wholesome food,--it can encourage a passion for useless instead of

useful information. On its course high-bred lads may be trained to race

against each other, until the vain object they have strived for can

never in after life re-appear, but their blood warms within them.

Now supposing, for a single moment, that English education be admitted

to be as useless and dangerous as I have endeavoured to describe it,

let us consider what might naturally be expected to be its practical

political effects.

In our two houses of Parliament, classical eloquence would unavoidably

become the order of the day; and classical allusions, when neatly

expressed, would always receive that heartfelt cheer which even the

oldest among us are unable to withhold from what reminds us of the

pleasures and attachments of our early days. Thus encouraged, young

statesmen would feel their power rather than their inexperience;

and, with their minds stored with knowledge declared to possess

intrinsic value, they would not be very backward in displaying it.

Language, rather than matter, would thus become the object of

emulation--speeches would swell into orations--and, in this contention

and conflict of genius, men of cleverness, ready wit, brilliant

imagination, retentive memory, caustic reply, and last, though not

least, soundness of constitution, would rise to the surface, far above

those who, with much deeper reflection, much heavier sense, more

sterling knowledge, and more powerful judgment, were yet found to be

wanting in activity in their parts of speech. Baffled, therefore, in

their laconic attempts to expound their uninteresting, ledger-like,

unfashionable opinions, this useful class of men would probably, by

silence or otherwise, retire from the unequal contest, which would

become more and more of an art, until extraordinary talent was required

to carry political questions so plain and simple, that were votes

mutely to be given by any set of hum-drum men, there would scarcely be

a difference in their opinions.

In the midst of this civil war, a young man, scarcely one-and-twenty

would be very likely rapidly to rise to be the Prime Minister of our

great commercial country! for although, if this world teaches us any

one moral, it is, that youth and inexperience are synonymous; yet when

talent only be the palm, surely none have better right to contend for

it than the young!

Seated on the exalted pinnacle which he has most fairly and honourably

attained, if not by general acclamation, at least by the applauding

voice of the majority, he must, of course, stand against the

intellectual tempest which has unnaturally brought a person of his

age to the surface. Accordingly, by the main strength of his youthful

genius, by his admitted superiority of talent, this beardless pilot

would probably triumphantly maintain his place at the helm--requiring,

however, support from those of his admirers most approaching in

eloquence to himself. To obtain the services of some great orator,

he would (copying the system of his opponents) be induced to appoint

a man, for instance, Secretary for the Colonies, who on this earth

had never reached the limits even of its temperate zone; another, who

had not heard a shot fired, or even seen a shell in the air, would,

perhaps, be created Master-General of our Ordnance; in short, talent

being the weapon or single-stick of Parliament, he would, like others

before him, arm himself with it at any cost, and thus reign triumphant.

However, without supposing such an extreme case, let us fearlessly

recall to mind a miserable fact almost of yesterday. In the fatal year

1825, the British government conceived the purely classical and highly

poetical idea of "bringing a new world into existence!" Most people

will remember with what flowery eloquence the elegant project was laid

before Parliament, and how loudly and generally it was cheered--the

blind were led by the blind--all our senators being equally charmed

at the splendid possibility of their thus politically dabbling in

creation. The truth or moral, however, came upon us at last, like the

simmoon upon the traveller who ignorantly ventures on the deserts of

Africa. The country almost foundered, and though she has, to a certain

degree, recovered from the shock, yet thousands of widows, orphans,

and people of small incomes, are to this day, in indigence and sorrow,

secretly lamenting the hour in which the high-flown parliamentary

project was disseminated.

The charity, pater-noster system of education pursued to this day at

our universities and public schools has produced other historical

facts, which it is now equally out of our power to obliterate, atone

for, or deny. For instance, we all know that in five years Charles II.

touched 23,601 of his subjects for the evil;--that our bishops invented

(just as Ovid wrote his "Metamorphoses") a sort of heathen service

for the occasion;--that the unchristianlike, superstitious ceremony

was performed in public; and that as soon as prayers were ended, we

are told, "_The Duke of Buckingham brought a towel, and the Earl of

Pembroke a basin and ewer, who, after they had made obeisance to his

Majesty, kneeled down till his Majesty had washed._"

Again, everybody knows that Amy Drury and her daughter, eleven years

of age, were tried before "the great and good Sir Matthew Hale," then

Lord Chief Baron, for witchcraft, and were convicted and executed at

Bury St. Edmund's, principally on the evidence of Sir Thomas Brown,

one of the first physicians and scholars of his day: also that Dr.

Wiseman, an eminent surgeon of that period, in writing on scrofula,

says--"_However, I must needs profess that His Majesty (Charles II.)

cureth more in any one year than all the chirurgeons of London have

done in an age._"

The above degrading facts are moral tragedies, which were not acted in

a dark corner, by a few obscure strolling individuals--not even by any

great political faction,--but the audience was the British nation--the

performers the King on his throne, the bishops, the nobility, the

judges, the physicians, the philosophers of the day. In short, theory

and practice, hand in hand, both prove to the whole world the double

error in our system of education. Says theory--if young people,

instead of being taught to look at the ground under their feet, at

the heavens above their head, or at creation around them, are forced

by the rod to study events that never happened, speeches that never

were made, metamorphoses that never took place, forms of worship and

creeds ridiculous and impious, such a nation must inevitably grow up

narrow-minded, ignorant, superstitious, and cruel. Says practice--this

prophecy has been most fatally fulfilled; and accordingly, in England,

people _have_ believed in witchcraft--_have_ put savage faith in the

King's touch,--and, under the name of a mild and merciful religion,

they _have_ burnt each other to ashes at the stake!

The mute steadiness of British troops under fire,--the total want of

bluster or bravado in our naval actions, where, as we all know,

"There is silence deep as death,

And the boldest holds his breath

For a time,"--

the laconic manner in which business all over England is transacted

(millions being exchanged with little more than a nod of assent);

in short, our national respect for silent conduct, form a most

extraordinary contrast with the flatulent eloquence of our

Parliamentary debates.

But to return to our houses of Parliament: shall we now proceed to

calculate what would be the expense of such a system of government or

misgovernment as that which has just been shown to have proceeded,

not from the imbecility of individuals, but from the system of false

education maintained by our public schools and universities? No! no!

for the history of our country has already solved this great problem,

and, at this moment, does it record to our posterity, as well as to the

whole world, that the expense of a great mercantile nation, looking

behind it instead of before it--the price of its statesmen studying

ancient poets instead of modern discoveries--of mistaking the "orbis

veteribus cognitus" for the figure of the earth, amounts to neither

more nor less than a national debt of EIGHT HUNDRED MILLIONS of English

pounds sterling! In short, economy having fatally been classed at

our universities among the vulgar arts, the current expenses of our

statesmen have naturally enough been ordered to be put down to their

children, just as their college bills were carelessly ordered to be

forwarded to their fathers.

However, so long as a nation is _willing_ to purchase at the above

enormous, or at any still greater price, the luxury of reading

Greek and Latin poetry, the misfortune at first appears to be only

pecuniary; and it might almost further be argued, that a nation, like

an individual, ought to be allowed to spend its money according to its

own whim or fancy; but, though this may or may not be true so far as

our money be concerned, yet there is an event which must arrive, and in

England this event HAS JUST ARRIVED, when a continuance of such a mode

of education must inevitably destroy our church, aristocracy, funds; in

short, every thing which a well-disposed mind loves, venerates, and is

desirous to uphold.

The fearful event to which I allude, is that of the lower classes of

people becoming enlightened.

In spite of all that party spirit angrily asserts to the contrary,

most firmly do I believe that there does not exist, in England, any

revolutionary spirit worth being afraid of. In a rich commercial

country, the idle, the profligate, and the worthless will always be

anxious to level the well-earned honours, as well as plunder the

wealth amassed by the brave, intelligent, and industrious; but every

respectable member of society, with the coolness of judgment natural

to our country, must feel that he possesses a stake, and enjoys

advantages which I firmly believe he is desirous to maintain; in fact,

not only the good feeling, but the good sense of the country, support

the fabric of our society, which we all know, like the army, derives

its spirit from possessing various honours (never mind whether they be

of intrinsic value or not) which we are all more or less desirous to

obtain.

But if those who wear these honours degrade themselves--if our upper

classes culpably desert their own standards--if they shall continue

to insist on giving to their children an elegant, useless education,

while the tradesman is filling his son with steady useful knowledge--if

our aristocracy, with the Goule's horrid taste, _will_ obstinately

feed itself on dead languages, while the lower classes are healthily

digesting fresh wholesome food--if writing, arithmetic, modern

geography, arts, sciences, and discoveries of all sorts are to continue

(as they hitherto have been) to be most barbarously disregarded at our

public schools and universities, while they are carefully attended

to and studied by the poor--the moment must arrive when the dense

population of our country will declare that they can no longer afford

to be governed by classical statesmen; and, with an equally honest

feeling, they will further declare, they begin to find it difficult to

look up to people who have ceased to be morally their superiors. That

the lower orders of people in England are rising not only in their

own estimation, but in the honest opinion of the world, is proved by

the singular fact, that the wood-cuts of our _Penny Magazine_ (so

rapidly printed by one of Clowes's great steam-presses) are sent, in

stereotype, to Germany, France, and Belgium, where they are published,

as with us, for the instruction of the lower classes. The same Magazine

is also sent to America (page for page) stereotyped. The common people

of England are thus proudly disseminating their knowledge over the

surface of the globe, while our upper classes, by an infatuation which,

without any exception, is the greatest phenomenon in the civilized

world, are still sentencing their children to heathen, obscene, and

useless instruction; and, though it has beneficently been decreed

"LET THERE BE LIGHT!" our universities seriously maintain that the

religious as well as moral welfare of this noble country depends upon

its continuing in intellectual darkness.

It is now much too late in the day to argue whether the education of

the lower classes be a political advantage or not. One might as well

stand on the Manchester rail-road to stop its train, as to endeavour

to prevent that. The people, whether we like it or not, WILL be

enlightened; and, therefore, without bewailing the disorder, our

simple and only remedy is, by resolutely breaking up the system of our

public schools and universities, to show the people that we have nobly

determined to become enlightened too.

The English gentleman (a name which, in the army, navy, hunting-field,

or in any other strife or contention, has always shown itself able to

beat men of low birth) will then hold his ground in the estimation

of his tenants, and continue to inhabit his estate. The English

nobleman, and the noble Englishman, will continue to be synonymous--a

well-educated clergy will continue to be revered--the throne, as

it hitherto has been, will be loyally supported--our mercantile

honour will be saved--THE HOPES OF THE RADICAL WILL BE IRRETRIEVABLY

RUINED--and when the misty danger at which we now tremble has

brightened into intellectual sunshine, remaining, as we must do (as

long as we continue to be the most industrious), the wealthiest

and first commercial nation on the globe, we shall remember, and

history will transmit to our children, that old-fashioned prophecy of

Faulconbridge, which so truly says,

"Nought shall make us rue,

If England to itself do rest but true."

* * * * *

I had retired to rest much pleased with Schlangenbad and all that

belonged to it, when about midnight I was awakened by a general

slamming of doors, windows, and shutters, occasioned by a most violent

gale of wind, and on opening my eyes, the bright moonlight scene,

which, without even moving my head, I beheld, was mysteriously grand

and imposing. Although the moon, which had just risen, was as I lay

not discernible through my windows, yet its silvery light beamed so

strongly that the two little white-washed mill-cottages in the valley

seemed to be even brighter than I had observed them during the day. But

what particularly attracted my attention was the apparent writhing of

those great hills which, as if they had only just been rent asunder,

hemmed me in. Every tree on them was bending and waving from the

violence of the squall, and as cloud after cloud rapidly hurried across

the moon, sometimes, obscuring and then suddenly restoring to my view

the strange prospect, the uncertainty of this undulating movement

gave a supernatural appearance to the scene, which more resembled the

fiction of a dream, or of a romance, than any possible effect of wind

on trees. The clean, glistening foliage seemed scarcely able to stand

against the gale, which still continued to increase, until a loud peal

of thunder, followed by a few heavy drops, announced a calm, which

was no sooner established, than the light of the moon appeared to be

converted by Nature into a heavy deluge of rain. For some few moments,

I listened, I believe, to the refreshing sound, and to the rushing of

the stream beneath me; but as the darkness around me increased, my eyes

closed, and I again dropped off to sleep.

The little society of Schlangenbad, like that of most of the towns and

villages in this part of Germany, is composed of Lutherans, Catholics,

and Jews. The two former sects have each a place of worship allotted

to them in the Old Bad-Haus or Nassauer-Hof, and their two chambers,

standing nearly opposite to each other, remind me very strongly of

those twin-roads which in England often lead from one little country

town to another.

On each is the stranger invited to travel--one boasts that it is the

nearest by half a quarter of a mile, the other brags that "it avoids

the hill." Such is the distinction between the two Christian sects at

Schlangenbad;--both start from the same point--both strain for the same

goal, and yet they querulously refuse to travel together.

After having spent two or three days in rambling up and down the

valley, searching for and admiring its sequestered beauties, like

Rasselas, I felt anxious to scale the mountains which surrounded me,

and accordingly inquired for a path, which, I was told, would extricate

me from my happy valley; however, after I had continued on it some

way, fancying I could attain the summit by a shorter cut, I attempted

to ascend the mountain by a straight course. For some time I appeared

to succeed pretty well, feeling every moment encouraged at observing

how high I had risen above the grassy valley beneath; however, the

mountain grew steeper, and the trees thicker and larger, until I began

to find that I had a much heavier job on my hands than I had bargained

for; nevertheless, upwards I proceeded, winding my way through some

magnificent oak timber, until at last I attained actually the top of

the mountain: yet so surrounded was I by trees, that, very much to my

disappointment, I found it impossible to see ten yards before me. For

a considerable distance I walked along the ridge, hoping to find some

gap or open spot which would enable me to get a glimpse of the country

beneath me, but in vain,--for, go where I would, I was like a reptile

crawling through a field of standing corn; in short, nothing could I

see but trees, and even they appeared to be of no value, as a great

number of stately oaks were in every direction rotting just as if they

were beyond the reach and ken of mankind. As I was winding between

these timber trees, hoping, at least, to see deer or wild game of

some sort, it began to rain, and though I had no disposition, on that

account, to abandon my object, yet absolutely not knowing where to seek

it, I was almost in despair, when it occurred to me to climb one of the

trees; and the idea had no sooner entered my head, than I felt quite

angry with myself for not having thought of it before: however, I was

some little time before I could find one to suit, for to swarm up the

huge body of any of the great oaks would have been quite impossible.

As soon as I found a tree adapted to my purpose and my age, I climbed

it in spite of the rain, and I was no sooner in the position of King

Charles the Second, than I witnessed one of the most splendid views

that can be well conceived.

Beneath me was the Rhine, glistening and meandering in its course,

while nearly opposite and beneath me lay Bingen, which appeared to be

basking on the banks of a lake. Almost every one who has travelled

on the Rhine speaks in raptures of this part of it, yet the view I

enjoyed, seated on the limb of my tree, was altogether superior to

what they could have witnessed, because at one view I beheld the

beauties which they had only successively admired. The hills on which

I was placed were clothed to their summits with foliage, feathering

down to the very water's edge; and instead of the little portion of

the river, which, as one niggles along, is seen bit by bit from the

steam-boat, its whole course seemed to be displaying itself to my view.

The opposite shore was comparatively flat, and as far as I could see,

a boundless fertile wine country appeared to extend there. The shower,

which was still falling in heavy drops upon my tree, only belonged to

the mountain on which it stood, for the whole country and river beneath

were basking in sunshine. It was really delightful to enjoy at once the

sight of so many beautiful objects, and I hardly knew whether to admire

most the lovely little islands which seemed floating at anchor in the

Rhine, or the vast expanse of continent which was prostrate before me;

but without continuing the description, any one who will only look in

his map for Bingen, and then imagine an old man seated in the clouds

above it, will perceive what a salient angle I occupied, and what a

magnificent prospect I enjoyed.

As soon as I had imbibed a sufficient dose of it, I commenced my

descent, which was of course easy enough when compared with the fatigue

I had suffered in attaining the object. The trees were dripping, and

the mossy surface of the ground made my feet equally wet; however,

rapidly descending, I soon got first a glimpse of my own window in

the New Bad-Haus, then a peep of the little quiet mills whose wheels

I saw slowly turning under the clear bright water that sparkled

above them; and really when I at last got down to the green secluded

valley of Schlangenbad, I felt that I would not exchange its peaceful

tranquillity for the possession of all the splendid objects I had just

witnessed.

Yet in viewing this humble scene, as well as in revelling over that

magnificent prospect where space and wood seemed to be infinite, the

very air smelling of health and freedom, there was a small feature

in the picture which gave me very painful reflections. There are

perhaps many who will say, that two or three peasants' roofs are

specks, which (whatever sad secrets may lie hidden beneath them) ought

not to disturb the mind of the spectator, being objects much too

insignificant to be worthy of his notice; yet the more I observed the

splendour of the mountain scenery,--the more the verdant valley seemed

to rejoice,--the more the wild deer, dashing by me, appeared to enjoy

the gifts of creation,--the more difficult did I find it to forget the

abject poverty of the two or three poor families which were inhabiting

this smiling valley; and (on the principle of not muzzling the ox

that treadeth out the corn) it certainly did seem to me hard, that,

surrounded as these poor people are by an almost boundless forest of

timber trees, quantities of which, stag-headed, are actually returning

to the dust from which they sprung, they should by the laws of their

country be rigidly forbidden to collect fuel to cheer the inclemency of

the winter, or even with their fingers to tear up a little wild grass

beneath the trees for their cow.

Considering that the storm, like the wind, cometh where it listeth,

afflicting the poor man even more than the well-sheltered rich one, it

seems hard, in districts so nearly uninhabited, that when the oak tree

is levelled with the ground, the mountain peasant who has weathered the

gale should be prevented from plundering this wreck of the desolate

forest in which he has been born. Nevertheless, that such is the case,

will be but too evident from the following short extracts from a very

long list of forest penalties, rigidly enforced by the Duke of Nassau:--

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