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[Illustration: _Knowledgeable Female_ (_interpreting costumes to the
crowd_). "AND 'IM--'E'S A ESQUIMOKE."]
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"The chauffeur, who sprang into the vehicle as it started off, was
injured when it collided with a lamppost. Both were removed to
hospital.--_Daily Paper._
It is hoped that when the lamp-post has recovered it may throw some light
on the accident.
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"'In a few more fleeting years'
The ---- will still be Earning Money for its owner when other cars have
caused their owners to become but a memory."--_Provincial Paper._
The advertiser ought not, we think, to have suppressed the names of these
murderous machines.
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[Illustration: THE KINDEST CUT OF ALL.
WELSH WIZARD. "I NOW PROCEED TO CUT THIS MAP INTO TWO PARTS AND PLACE THEM
IN THE HAT. AFTER A SUITABLE INTERVAL THEY WILL BE FOUND TO HAVE COME
TOGETHER OF THEIR OWN ACCORD--(_ASIDE_)--AT LEAST LET'S HOPE SO; I'VE NEVER
DONE THIS TRICK BEFORE."]
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