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ABOUT PEGGY SAVILLE.

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CHAPTER XXI.

Dinner was served unusually early that evening, and was an embarrassing

ordeal from which Peggy was thankful to escape. On her way upstairs,

however, Rosalind called her back with an eager petition.

“Oh, Peggy! would you mind awwanging some flowers? A big hamper has

just awwived from town, and the servants are all so dweadfully busy.

I must get dwessed in time to help mother to weceive, but it wouldn’t

matter if you were a few minutes late. Thanks so much! Awfully obliged.”

She gave her thanks before an assent had been spoken, and tripped

smilingly away, while Peggy went back to the big room to find a

great tray full of hothouse treasures waiting to be arranged, and no

availing vases in which to place them. The flowers, however, were so

beautiful, and the fronds of maidenhair so green and graceful, that

the work was a pleasure; she enjoyed discovering unlikely places in

which to group them, and lingered so long over her arrangements that

the sudden striking of the clock sent her flying upstairs in a panic of

consternation. Another quarter of an hour and the Vicarage party would

arrive, for they had been bidden a little in advance of the rest, so

that Robert might help his mother and sister in receiving their guests.

Peggy tore off dress and apron, and made all the speed she could, but

she was still standing in dressing-jacket and frilled white petticoat,

brushing out her long waves of hair when the door opened and Esther and

Mellicent entered. They had begged to be shown to Miss Saville’s room

and came rustling in, smiling and beaming, with woollen caps over their

heads, snow shoes on their feet, and big fleecy shawls swathed round

and round their figures, fastened with a hairpin on the left shoulder,

in secure and elegant fashion. Peggy stood brush in hand, staring at

them and shaking with laughter.

“Ho! ho! ho! I hope you are warm enough! Esther looks like a sausage,

and Mellicent looks like a dumpling. Come here, and I’ll unwind you.

You look as if you could not move an inch, hand or foot.”

“It was mother,” Mellicent explained. “She was so afraid we would catch

cold. Oh, Peggy, you are not half dressed. You will be late! Whatever

have you been doing? Have you had a nice day? Did you enjoy it? What

did you have for dinner?”

Peggy waved her brush towards the door in dramatic warning.

“Rosalind’s room!” she whispered. “Don’t yell, my love, unless you wish

every word to be overheard. This is her dressing-room which she lent to

me for the occasion, so there’s only a door between us.—There, now, you

are free. Oh, dear me, how you have squashed your sash! You really must

remember to lift it up when you sit down. You had better stand with

your back to the fire to take out the creases.”

Mellicent’s face clouded for a moment but brightened again as she

caught sight of her reflection in the swing glass. Crumples or no

crumples, there was no denying that blue was a becoming colour. The

plump, rosy cheeks dimpled with satisfaction, and the flaxen head was

twisted to and fro to survey herself in every possible position.

“Is my hair right at the back? How does the bow look? I haven’t burst,

have I? I thought I heard something crack in the cab. Do you think I

will do?”

“Put on your slippers and I’ll tell you. Anyone would look a fright in

evening dress and snow shoes.”

Peggy’s answer was given with a severity which sent Mellicent waddling

across the room to turn out the contents of the bag which lay on the

couch, but the next moment came a squeal of consternation, and there

she stood in the attitude of a tragedy queen, with staring eyes, parted

lips, and two shabby black slippers grasped in either hand.

“M—m—m—my old ones!” she gasped in horror-stricken accents.

“B—b—b—brought them by mistake!” It was some moments before her

companions fully grasped the situation, for the new slippers had been

black too, and of much the same make as those now exhibited. Mrs.

Asplin had had many yearnings over white shoes and stockings, all

silk and satin, and tinkling diamond buckles like those which had been

displayed in Peggy’s dress-box. Why should not her darlings have dainty

possessions like other girls? It went to her heart to think what an

improvement these two articles would make in the simple costumes, then

she remembered her husband’s delicate health, his exhaustion at the

end of the day, and the painful effort with which he nerved himself to

fresh exertions, and felt a bigger pang at the thought of wasting money

so hardly earned. As her custom was on such occasions she put the whole

matter before the girls, talking to them as friends, and asking their

help in her decision.

“You see, darlings,” she said, “I want to do my very best for you, and

if it would be a real disappointment not to have these things, I’ll

manage it somehow, for once in a way. But it’s a question whether you

would have another chance of wearing them, and it seems a great deal of

money to spend for just one evening, when poor dear father——”

“Oh, mother, no, don’t think of it! Black ones will do perfectly well.

What can it matter what sort of shoes and stockings we wear? It won’t

make the least difference in our enjoyment,” said Esther the sensible,

but Mellicent was by no means of this opinion.

“I don’t know about that! I love white legs!” she sighed dolefully.

“All my life long it has been my ambition to have white legs. Silk

ones with little bits of lace let in down the front, like Peggy’s.

They’re so beautiful! It doesn’t seem a bit like a party to wear black

stockings, only of course I know I must, for I’d hate to waste father’s

money. When I grow up I shall marry a rich man and have everything I

want. It’s disgusting to be poor. Will they be nice black slippers,

mother, with buckles on them?”

“Yes, dearie. Beauties! Great big buckles!” said Mrs. Asplin lovingly,

and a few days later a box had come down from London, and the slippers

had been chosen out of a selection of “leading novelties”; worn with

care and reverence the previous evening “to take off the stiffness,”

and then after all—oh, the awfulness of it!—had been replaced by an old

pair in the bustle of departure.

The three girls stared at one another in consternation. Here was a

catastrophe to happen just at the last moment, when everyone was so

happy and well satisfied! The dismay on the chubby face was so pitiful

that neither of Mellicent’s companions could find it in her heart to

speak a word of reproof. They rather set to work to propose different

ways out of the difficulty.

“Get hold of Max, and coax him to go back for them!”

“He wouldn’t, it’s no use. It’s raining like anything, and it would

take him an hour to go there and come back.”

“Ask Lady Darcy to send one of the servants——”

“No use, my dear. They are scampering up and down like mice, and

haven’t a moment to spare from their own work.”

“See if Rosalind would lend me a pair!”

“Silly goose! Look at your foot. It is three times the size of hers.

You will just have to wear them, I’m afraid. Give them to me and let me

see what can be done.” Peggy took the slippers in her hands and studied

them critically. They were certainly not new, but then they were by no

means old; just respectable, middle-aged creatures, slightly rubbed on

the heel and white at the toes, but with many a day of good hard wear

still before them.

“Oh, come,” she said reassuringly, “they are not so bad, Mellicent!

With a little polish they would look quite presentable. I’ll tap at the

door and ask Rosalind if she has some that she can lend us. She is sure

to have it. There are about fifty thousand bottles on her table.”

Peggy crossed the room as she spoke, tapped on the panel and received

an immediate answer in a high complacent treble.

“Coming! Coming! I’m weady.” Then the door flew open; a tiny pink silk

shoe stepped daintily over the mat, and Rosalind stood before them

in all the glory of a new Parisian dress. Three separate gasps of

admiration greeted her appearance, and she stood smiling and dimpling

while the girls took in the fascinating details—the satin frock of

palest imaginable pink, the white chiffon over dress which fell from

shoulder to hem in graceful freedom, sprinkled over with exquisite

rose-leaves—it was all wonderful—fantastic—as far removed from Peggy’s

muslin as from the homely crepon of the Vicar’s daughters.

“Rosalind! what a perfect _angel_ you look!” gasped Mellicent, her

own dilemma forgotten in her whole-hearted admiration, but the next

moment memory came back and her expression changed to one of pitiful

appeal. “But oh, have you got any boot polish? The most awful thing has

happened. I’ve brought my old shoes by mistake! Look! I don’t know what

on earth I shall do if you can’t give me something to black the toes.”

She held out the shoes as she spoke, and Rosalind gave a shrill scream

of laughter.

“Oh! oh! Those things! How fwightfully funny; what a fwightful joke!

You will look like Cinderwella, when she wan away and the glass

slippers changed back to her dweadful old clogs. It is too scweamingly

funny, I do declare!”

“Oh, never mind what you declare! Can you lend us some boot polish,

that’s the question!” cried Peggy sharply. She knew Mellicent’s horror

of ridicule, and felt indignant with the girl who could stand by secure

in her own beauty and elegance, and have no sympathy for the misfortune

of a friend. “If you have a bottle of Peerless Gloss or any of those

shiny things with a sponge fastened on the cork, I can make them look

quite respectable, and no one will have any cause to laugh.”

“Ha, ha, ha,” trilled Rosalind once more, “Peggy is cwoss! I never

knew such a girl for flying into tantwums at a moment’s notice! Yes,

of course, I’ll lend you the polish. There is some in this little

cupboard—there! I won’t touch it in case it soils my gloves. Shall I

call Marie to put it on for you?”

“Thank you; there’s no need—I can do it! I would rather do it myself!”

“Oh—oh, isn’t she cwoss! You will bweak the cork if you scwew it about

like that, and then you’ll never be able to get it out. Why don’t you

pull it pwoperly?”

“I know how to pull out a cork, thank you; I’ve done it before!”

Peggy shot an angry glance at her hostess, and set to work again with

doubled energy. Now that Rosalind had laughed at her inability, it

would be misery to fail; but the bottle had evidently lain aside for

some time, and a stiff black crust had formed round the cork which

made it difficult to move. Peggy pulled and tugged, while Rosalind

stood watching, laughing her aggravating, patronising little laugh,

and dropping a word of instruction from time to time. And then,

quite suddenly, a dreadful thing happened. In the flash of an eye—so

quickly and unexpectedly, that, looking back upon it, it seemed like a

nightmare which could not possibly have taken place in real life—the

cork jerked out in Peggy’s hand, in response to a savage tug, and with

it out flew an inky jet, which rose straight up in the air, separated

into a multitude of tiny drops and descended in a flood—oh, the horror

of that moment!—over Rosalind’s face, neck and dress.

One moment a fairy princess, a goddess of summer, the next a figure

of fun with black spots scattered thickly over cheeks and nose, a big

splash on the white shoulder, and inky daubs dotted here and there

between the rose leaves. What a transformation! What a spectacle of

horror! Peggy stood transfixed; Mellicent screamed in terror, and

Esther ran forward, handkerchief in hand, only to be waved aside with

angry vehemence. Rosalind’s face was convulsed with anger; she stamped

her foot and spoke at the pitch of her voice, as if she had no control

over her feelings.

“Oh, oh, oh! You wicked girl; you hateful, detestable girl! You did it

on purpose because you were in a temper! You have been in a temper all

the afternoon! You have spoiled my dress! I was ready to go downstairs.

It is eight o’clock. In a few minutes everyone will all be here, and

oh, what shall I do—what shall I do! Whatever will mother say when she

sees me?”

As if to give a practical answer to this inquiry, there came a sound

of hasty footsteps in the corridor, the door flew open, and Lady Darcy

rushed in, followed by the French maid.

“My darling, what is it? I heard your voice. Has something happened?

Oh-h!” She stopped short, paralysed with consternation, while the

maid wrung her hands in despair. “Rosalind, what _have_ you done to

yourself?”

“Nothing, nothing! It was Peggy Saville; she splashed me with her

horrid boot-polish—I gave it to her for her shoes. It is on my face,

my neck, in my mouth——”

“I was pulling the cork. It came out with a jerk. I didn’t know; I

didn’t see!”

Lady Darcy’s face stiffened with an expression of icy displeasure.

“It is too annoying! Your dress spoiled at the last moment! Inexcusable

carelessness! What is to be done, Marie? I am in despair!”

The Frenchwoman shrugged her shoulders with an indignant glance in

Peggy’s direction.

“There is nothing to do. Put on another dress, that is all.

Mademoiselle must change as quick as she can. If I sponge the spots, I

spoil the whole thing at once.”

“But you could cut them out, couldn’t you?” cried Peggy, the picture of

woe, yet miserably eager to make what amends she could. “You could cut

out the spots with sharp scissors, and the holes would not show, for

the chiffon is so full and loose. I—I think I could do it, if you would

let me try!”

Mistress and maid exchanged a sharp, mutual glance, and the Frenchwoman

nodded slowly.

“Yes, it is true; I could rearrange the folds. It will take some time,

but still, it can be done. It is the best plan.”

“Go then, Rosalind, go with Marie; there is not a moment to spare, and

for pity’s sake, don’t cry! Your eyes will be red, and at any moment

now the people may begin to arrive. I wanted you to be with me to

receive your guests. It will be most awkward being without you, but

there is no help for it, I suppose. The whole thing is too annoying for

words!”

Lady Darcy swept out of the room, and the three girls were once more

left alone, but how changed were their feelings in those few short

moments! There was not the shadow of a smile between them; they

looked more as if they were about to attend a funeral than a scene

of festivity, and for several moments no one had the heart to speak.

Peggy still held the fatal cork in her hand, and went through the

work of polishing Mellicent’s slippers with an air of the profoundest

dejection. When they were finished she handed them over in dreary

silence, and was recommencing the brushing of her hair, when something

in the expression of the chubby face arrested her attention. Her eyes

flashed; she faced round with a frown and a quick “Well, what is it?

What are you thinking now?”

“I—I wondered,” whispered Mellicent breathlessly, “if you did it on

purpose! Did you _mean_ to spoil her dress and make her change it?”

Peggy’s hands dropped to her side, her back straightened until she

stood stiff and straight as a poker. Every atom of expression seemed to

die out of her face. Her voice had a deadly quiet in its intonation.

“What do you think about it yourself?”

“I—I thought perhaps you did! She teased you, and you were so cross.

You seemed to be standing so very near her, and you are jealous of

her—and she looked so lovely! I thought perhaps you did....”

“Mellicent Asplin,” said Peggy quietly, and her voice was like the keen

east wind that blows from the icy-covered mountains, “Mellicent Asplin,

my name is Saville, and in my family we don’t condescend to mean and

dishonourable tricks. I may not like Rosalind, but I would have given

all I have in the world sooner than this should have happened. I was

trying to do you a service, but you forget that. You forget many

things! I have been jealous of Rosalind, because when she arrived, you

and your sister forgot that I was alone and far away from everyone

belonging to me, and were so much engrossed with her that you left

me alone to amuse myself as best I might. You were pleased enough to

have me when no one else was there, but you left me the moment someone

appeared who was richer and grander than I. I wouldn’t have treated

_you_ like that if our positions had been reversed. If I dislike

Rosalind, it is your fault as much as hers; more than hers, for it was

you who made me dread her coming!”

Peggy stopped, trembling and breathless. There was a moment’s silence

in the room, and then Esther spoke in a slow, meditative fashion.

“It is quite true!” she said. “We _have_ left you alone, Peggy; but it

is not quite so bad as you think. Really and truly we like you far the

best, but—but Rosalind is such a change to us. Everything about her is

so beautiful and so different, that she has always seemed the great

excitement of our lives. I don’t know that I’m exactly fond of her,

but I want to see her, and talk to her, and hear her speak; and she is

only here for a short time in the year. It was because we looked upon

you as really one of ourselves that we seemed to neglect you, but it

was wrong all the same. As for your spoiling her dress on purpose, it’s

ridiculous to think of it. How could you say such a thing, Mellicent,

when Peggy was trying to help you, too? How _could_ you be so mean and

horrid?”

“Oh, well, I’m sure I wish I were dead,” wailed Mellicent promptly.

“Nothing but fusses and bothers, and just when I thought I was going to

be so happy! If I’d had white shoes, this would never have happened.

Always the same thing! When you look forward to a treat, everything is

as piggy and nasty as it can be! Wish I’d never come! Wish I’d stayed

at home, and let the horrid old party go to Jericho! Rosalind’s crying,

Peggy’s cross, you are preaching! This is a nice way to enjoy yourself,

I must say!”

Nothing is more hopeless than to reason with a placid person who has

lapsed into a fit of ill-temper. The two elder girls realised this,

and remained perfectly silent while Mellicent continued to wish for

death, to lament the general misery of life, and the bad fortune which

attended the wearers of black slippers. So incessant was the stream of

her repinings, that it seemed as if it might have gone on for ever, had

not a servant entered at last with the information that the guests

were beginning to arrive, and that Lady Darcy would be glad to see the

young ladies without delay. Esther was anxious to wait and help Peggy

with her toilette, but that young lady was still on her dignity and

by no means anxious to descend to a scene of gaiety for which she had

little heart. She refused the offer, therefore, in Mariquita fashion,

and the sisters walked dejectedly along the brightly-lit corridors,

Mellicent still continuing her melancholy wail, and Esther reflecting

sadly that all was vanity, and devoutly wishing herself back in the

peaceful atmosphere of the vicarage.

(_To be continued._)

LOOKING BACK:

A RETROSPECT, WITH SOME SURPRISING FIGURES AND A PRESENTATION TO THE

EDITOR.

BY JAMES MASON.

Excuse me if I indulge in a personal reminiscence. It is in every way a

pleasant incident to recall:—

Between nineteen and twenty years ago, in the Dark Ages, when as yet

there was no GIRL’S OWN PAPER, I remember a quite accidental meeting at

luncheon in a London restaurant with the present Editor. We had become

well acquainted before that, in connection with a magazine of which he

was sub-editor and to which I then played the part of contributor.

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I found him full of a scheme he had in view, a paper which he

anticipated would be a lasting success, for it was going to appeal to

and cater for those sensible girls who are always in fashion and who

hitherto had possessed no magazine which they could call their very own.

From the restaurant we adjourned to the Editor’s chambers, and there he

read to me the proof of the prospectus about to be issued, announcing

the publication of the first number of THE GIRL’S OWN PAPER. At this

distance of time I cannot recollect the terms of that document, but, as

it is not every day that editors write prospectuses, we may take it for

granted that it was a very moving discourse which no girl could read

without wishing at the very least to see Number One.

The confidence of the Editor in his project was infectious. Confident

he was, and confident he deserved to be, for he had had considerable

experience and, it was clear, knew well what he was about. From that

day I believed in the fortunes of THE GIRL’S OWN PAPER. It is true

that we might have paused to consider how it is impossible to tell

beforehand what will hit the public taste, but to the enthusiasm of so

long ago that fact was only a sort of bogey to frighten enterprising

spirits from starting anything new.

Beginning with that interview it is pleasant to follow the career of

THE GIRL’S OWN PAPER, leading up to its present flourishing fortunes.

As the day is judged by its dawn, so girls apparently made up their

minds about the aims, quality, and character of their special organ

from the very first number. When it came out, “You are a treasure!” was

uttered in every tone of voice, and with every inflection of enthusiasm.

The sunshine of that time has lasted up till now. From being a new

serial THE GIRL’S OWN PAPER has become a well-established favourite,

with an influence for good in the community to which an outsider to the

editorial office like myself may with propriety call attention. It is a

paper which has been always in the front in advocating what is best for

girlhood; always up-to-date; always interesting; always, one can see,

trying to be sensible, and—without forcing its recognition—never losing

sight of the highest subject of all.

* * * * *

A few figures relating to the publication will no doubt be found of

interest, showing, as they do, what a considerable enterprise the

Editor entered upon when he launched his first number on the sea of

public favour.

The thousand numbers now completed have endeavoured to bring their

influence to bear by means of about ten thousand articles on subjects

of all kinds interesting to girls. This is not counting fiction. When

we come to fiction, we find that THE GIRL’S OWN PAPER has aided in the

innocent amusement of its readers by the publication up to the present

time of close on a hundred serial stories, and five times as many short

stories and stories completed within the limits of a monthly part.

Suppose a girl, a model of perseverance, wanted to read through the

whole thousand numbers aloud without skipping a word, she could not do

it in much less than a year, reading for eight hours a day. She would

have her reward at the end of that time, for she would have stored away

in her head a collection of valuable matter which would make her a

“none-such” for the rest of her life.

The illustrations have been about as many in number as the

articles—excluding fiction. If a girl wanted to go through them all,

giving to each one only half a minute of her time, she would have a

picture-show that would last over ten days, giving to it eight hours a

day.

If all the columns of matter were cut out and pasted in one long strip,

the thousand numbers would stretch out as a narrow pathway over seven

miles.

The figures are more startling when we come from columns to lines. Take

all the lines of printed matter in the thousand numbers and extend

them in one long line. Then whoever wants to run and read at the same

time will have to run over a hundred and forty-five miles before she

gets from the first words of Number One which were “Zara, or, My

Granddaughter’s Money”—that being the title of the first story—down

to the last syllable of the present number. Such is the distance the

editorial eye has had to travel over. It is about thirty miles further

than from London to Bristol, nearly twice as far as from London to

Southampton, about three times as far as from Edinburgh to Glasgow, and

a little less than three times the distance from London to Brighton.

Taking the whole circulation of THE GIRL’S OWN PAPER from the issue of

the first number, we arrive at an imposing result. Suppose that instead

of distributing the copies to subscribers, they had been hoarded up

and made to form a tall pillar, one copy being laid flat on the top of

another. And supposing a girl wished to read the topmost number—the

present number, that is to say—without using a ladder, she would have

to wait till she grew to be a hundred and seventy miles high.

It would be a pillar towering into the air to an inconvenient height,

so it might be cut into sections, each of about the height, say, of

Mont Blanc, and there would be about fifty-six of these.

If all the numbers which have been circulated since Number One were

laid end to end, they would make a pathway long enough to go round the

world at the Equator with a bit over. If one could only contrive to

carry it over the sea, girls might in this way ramble round and round

the globe treading on their own paper all the way.

* * * * *

The publication of the thousandth number of a magazine which can

refer to such statistics as these is certainly an event worth taking

note of. Making, as it does, a red-letter day in the history of the

paper, it was resolved, on the kind and thoughtful suggestion of Mrs.

Emma Brewer—whom all our readers know—to signalise it by presenting

the Editor with the autograph cloth shown in the illustration. This

wonderful tea-cloth was presented to him at Christmas, together with a

letter containing the following cheering words:

“We hoped to have made this little gift quite complete; there are

however still some names wanting, not for lack of inclination to write

them, but of time to collect them.

“Imperfect as it is, it is eloquent in its expression of affection and

good-will. As such will you accept it and be cheered by it? It is not

only a tribute to you as a born editor, but as a good sterling friend.

We do not think any other Editor in England will have a like gift

to-day.”

It is a recognition on the part of a hundred contributors—literary,

musical, and artistic—who have served under his flag, of the ability,

friendliness, and discretion which have been all along displayed in

his dealings with his staff. No one can go back, as I do, to the very

beginning of THE GIRL’S OWN PAPER without seeing how much it owes of

its best features to his presiding care. Under his capable management

and under that of a long line of successors, to whom he will be able to

transmit the best maxims of editorial success, there seems no reason

why THE GIRL’S OWN PAPER should not go on flourishing till the printers

have to add a fifth figure to the number on the front page—and that

will be a hundred and seventy-three years and four weeks from the

present date!

VARIETIES.

THE PIANO HAS BEEN SOLD.

A Dutch paper, the other day, published the following significant

advertisement from a disconsolate wife—

“Adolphus. Return to your Matilda. The piano has been sold.”

BEAUTY IN UGLINESS.—“Ugliness of the right sort,” says the late Jean

Ingelow, “is a kind of beauty. It has some of the best qualities of

beauty—it attracts observation and fixes the memory.”

TO MAKE AN EGG STAND ON END.—It is not generally known that an egg can

be made to stand on end on any smooth, level surface. The process is

very simple. Take the egg in the right hand and briskly shake it up and

down for a minute or two, when the yolk will separate and sink to the

broad end. If the egg be now properly poised on its broad end, it will

stand perfectly upright even on a piece of glass.

DOGS MADE USEFUL.

The dog in Belgium is universally employed in drawing barrows and

small carts about the streets. In Brussels alone over 5000 dogs are so

engaged, and the total number of draught-dogs in the whole country is

probably not less than 50,000.

Generations of servitude have made the Belgian dog a race apart. For

his size he is said to possess the greatest pulling power of any

animal, four times his own weight being considered a load well within

his power. Taking his average weight as half an hundredweight, this

means that something like 5000 tons are daily dragged about by canine

labour in Belgium.

WELL BALANCED.

“Aunt Emilina, what is it to be well balanced?”

“Well balanced? Why, it is having sense enough to make more friends

than enemies.”

“PLENTY MORE DAYS.”

In Spain, the people take no note of time, not even from its loss.

Everything is to be done _manana_, to-morrow.

A wealthy Englishman, who had long lived in Spain, had a lawsuit. He

pleaded his cause in person, and, knowing the customs of the country,

won his case. The victory cost him three days of trouble and expense,

so that when the judge congratulated him on his success, he replied—

“Yes, that’s all right; but it has cost me three days, and time is

money. I am a busy man, and these three days are lost for ever.”

“Oh, you English!” answered the judge. “You are always saying that time

is money! How are you to get your three days back? I will tell you.

Take them out of next week. Surely there are plenty more days!”

CHARITY.—The highest exercise of charity is charity towards the

uncharitable.

“OUR HERO.”

A TALE OF THE FRANCO-ENGLISH WAR NINETY YEARS AGO.

BY AGNES GIBERNE, Author of “Sun, Moon and Stars,” “The Girl at the

Dower House,” etc.

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