CHAPTER XXXVII.

FINAL DEATH-THROES.

The officers and the judges at the poultry-fairs (most of whom are

self-constituted), as will be seen, usually carried away all the first

prizes. At a late show of the New York _State_ Society, the president

thereof received about _one third_ of all the premiums awarded, and yet

his fowls were nearly all _second_ and _third_ rate, and not one of

them, it was stated, was _bred_ by him. He may have bred a few specimens

during last season, but not _one_ on exhibition was bred by him. The

people and certain greenhorns were astonished to see the way in which

the premiums were awarded to him. One of the judges there seemed

determined to award to him every premium that his influence could

secure, right or wrong; and, from what was learned from exhibitors, it

did look very much like an existing understanding between the parties in

regard to the premiums.

For the above statement we have the authority of a huckster in New York,

who did _not_ obtain any premiums, and who says of the management of

the state show there, that this sort of partiality shown in favor of the

wire-pullers "is the rock on which the 'New England Poultry Society'

foundered; and our state society is treading in the footsteps of its

'illustrious predecessor.'"

This writer contends that the president of the New York society, who

thus received about all the premiums at one of their late shows, was a

man of too much discernment not to see that such a _farce_ as some of

the judges played would redound to his discredit. They went _too

far_--overdid the matter; hence the universal indignation of exhibitors.

And then concludes that "poultry-societies generally merge into mere

_speculating_ gatherings, a _few_ receiving most of the premiums, while

the uninitiated exhibitor is made a tool to swell the income of those

who pull the wires. Many breeders exhibit solely for the sake of the

_notoriety_ that their fowls will receive,--a sort of _gratuitous_

advertising,"--and it is now got to be "notorious that an order sent to

one who receives the _first_ premium for fowls is no more likely, in

many cases, to be filled with any better fowls than if sent to one who

took no premium at all; as the _prize_ fowls are not often for sale, and

very inferior specimens are sent when orders are received."

This information would have answered very well, had it been afforded

years ago. Now that the fever has disappeared almost entirely, and now

that everybody has been gulled, and gouged, and _gorged_, with the

fulsome and glowing accounts of the asserted reality of this thing, from

the pen of this very man among the rest, it comes rather late in the day

for such an one to "warn the people," and in such a manner!

But, soon after the exhibition above referred to had closed, the

president of the society issued a most astounding "card," _declining_ to

receive the premiums awarded him, and in which appears the following

sentence:

"In connection with the report of the Judges of the late State

Poultry Show, allow me to make a statement. As appears from the

report, my birds have been unusually successful in the contest for

premiums, sixteen out of twenty distinct varieties exhibited being

so honored. This was more than I expected, and more than I honestly

think they deserved. And I am strongly of opinion that, had they

had more time, they would have come to a different conclusion, in

two or three cases."

I was prepared for almost anything in the hen-trade, up to this time;

but this performance really astonished _me_! The man actually refused to

take the premiums awarded him! He even went so far as to show the

"judges" who _ought_ to have had the prizes, rather than himself. And he

actually sent back to the committee the money they forwarded to him

after the exhibition was over!!

Now, if this were not sufficient to astonish "the people," I am very

much in error regarding the ordinary strength of their nerves. It was an

almost immaculate performance; and the "New York State Poultry Society"

should positively insist that this extraordinary man (if he can be

proved to be sane) should at once accept from them one of the

largest-sized leather medals, to be worn next to his gizzard, for this

unexampled disinterestedness, and extraordinary sacrifice of self. O,

but _that_ gentleman must be "a brick," indeed!

A journal that alluded to this singular circumstance, at the time,

asserted that this procedure on the part of the president "was highly

commendable in the author, if his statements were made through

_principle_, rather than through fear to encounter _public opinion_. He

stands high in the estimation of the public, and we have ever considered

him as strictly honorable in all his business transactions; but we

cannot help thinking that 'a screw was loose' somewhere in the matter.

His statements are not very flattering to the judgment of the judges,

and show that some of them, at least, were not competent to discharge

their duties properly," etc.; while, in _my_ opinion, than this, a more

bare-faced piece of _mush_ was never yet perpetrated, in the details

even of the hen-trade.

This was emphatically among the "death-throes" of the _mania_. And cards

like the following found their way into the newspapers, about this

time, in further proof that the valve of this huge balloon had slipped

out. An ambitious Western man says:

"I have long been expecting to hear of the swindling operations of

a certain dealer, who makes a great display of _pretending_ to have

_every_ breed known or bred in this country; and, to my _certain_

knowledge, buys all, or nearly all, of his fowls, as wanted, and as

many on _credit_ as he can, but does not _pay_, nor can the _law

reach_ him to make him pay. I believe, also, that the papers that

advertise for him are doing it for _nothing_--that is, that they

are not, and never will be paid for it.

"Such a course, in my opinion, is no better than highway robbery;

and I hereby give said person fair warning to act honestly

hereafter, or I will point him out in a way that shall not be

misunderstood, as I cannot see such rascality perpetrated, and

remain silent.

"A man who deals in high-priced fowls, in receiving pay in

_advance_, has his customers completely at his mercy, especially

when he is not _responsible_ for a copper; and at the rates that

fowls sell for--say, from ten dollars to one hundred dollars a

pair--purchasers should receive what is promised them,--good

specimens of the _pure_ breeds. So far as _weight_ is concerned, a

pair of fowls will fall off _a few pounds_ in a journey of a week

or less, in a cramped condition, and perhaps without food for a

portion of the time; but in other respects justice should be done

to the confiding purchaser."

Beautiful!--poetical!--musical! This advertiser, I have no doubt, keeps

only _pure_ stock. I do not know who he is; but, if I wanted to buy

(which I don't), I should certainly apply to such an honest and

justice-loving person, because I should feel assured, after reading

such an advertisement, that _that_ man was a professor of religion; and,

even if he had the chance, would never fleece me--_over the left_!

Other fanciers, in their utter desperation (as the fever so positively

and now rapidly begun to decline), resorted to the printing of the

_pedigrees_ of their stock; and the following advertisements made their

appearance late in 1854:

"By the influence of Mr. Ellibeth Watch (editor of the _London Polkem

Chronicler_, and uncle to the Turkish Bashaw with three long tails), I

have just procured a few of Prince Albert's famous breed of 'Windsor

fowls.' In a letter to me of the 32d day of April, Mr. Watch observes:

'I have positively ordered a trio of _Windsor_ Fowls of Prince

Albert, for you. It is THE BEST BREED IN ENGLAND, and they are much

run after, and cannot be had without giving previous notice; but

you are safe to have yours. I have engaged a friend to choose yours

for you; and I consider it _a great thing_ to get them direct from

the Prince, for you must be aware that persons generally cannot

exactly _pick and choose_ FROM THE PRINCE'S OWN STOCK. I shall

employ an efficient person to have them shipped, etc.'"

In due time this remarkable stock arrived in America, and their

pedigrees were duly published; the advertiser being "thus particular,"

because (as he asserted) "there had been so much imposition upon the

public by irresponsible persons _claiming to have made importations_"!

Now I never entertained the slightest objections to this sort of

advertisement,--not _I_, i'faith! On the contrary, I deem all this kind

of thing very excellent, in its way, to be sure. The more the merrier.

"The people" want it, and let them have it, say I.

But, at the same time, though the "Porte-Monnaie I owe 'ems" declare

that their unrivalled stock comes from Prince Albert's yards, I feel

very well assured that all this is a mere guy, it being very well known

that His Royal Highness is not engaged in the hen-trade particularly,

and of course has something else to do besides supplying even the

"Porte-Monnaie Company" with his pigs and chickens.

It was a rare undertaking, this importing live stock (with any

expectation of selling it) in the fall of 1854! But we shall soon see

who were the final victims of the "fever."

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