CHAPTER XXVIII.

In the month of March the first positive information relating to rumors

of peace reached Mazatlan. It was agreeable news to a few former

_empleados_ of the customs and courts, all idle and disaffected

vagabonds, but the majority of peaceably-disposed citizens and foreign

residents were averse to our departure; they had so long been oppressed

by Mexican misrule, intrigue, and extortion, that the law, order, and

tolerant state of things existing under our sway, presented a too

pleasing contrast not to sigh for a continuance of it.

One of the brothers, Vaso vil Vaso--gentlemen who stood deservedly high

in public estimation--had been appointed Governor of the Province, and

in defence of the conduct of his fellow-citizens who had remained, and

accepted office in Mazatlan, he published a pamphlet in Guadalajara,

giving a narrative of former grievances, with a truthful account of our

proceedings; also speaking in high terms of commendation of the legality

and justice that had characterised our policy since the occupation of

the port.

The Mexican force outside evinced no disposition to molest us, and ere

this we had discovered that it was time thrown away to pursue them:

there was no fighting to be had, petty skirmishing was all that had been

accomplished; want and desertion were rapidly thinning their ranks; the

commanders were at swords' points, and their only resources were derived

from the miserable pittance extorted by the Alcobala--in fact, they were

fast devouring one another. At this juncture, Vegas having withdrawn his

guns and disbanded the troops in Culiacan, was threatened by Romero with

an attack, in case the artillery was not sent back. For this piece of

mutiny Romero was dismissed the army, and the military command of the

province devolved on a respectable officer named Don Juan Pablo Anaya,

who made his headquarters at the Presidio, with, however, but a mere

handful of soldiers.

On the last day of March the official notification of the armistice was

promulgated in the port. A few days previous, late in the afternoon,

some arrieros informed me that a number of Mexican soldiers were

collecting a little revenue, a short distance up the road, and then I

perceived a signal flying from the rancho of Madre Maria. This was a

heinous offence, to come within long range of our guns; so sending a

small party by the beach, I rode out myself. We arrived a minute too

late--the dust from their horses was just subsiding. The patrona was in

a towering passion, said there had been a brace of officers, and four

dragoons, making merry in the house; knocking the necks off poultry and

bottles, and demanding toll from the paisanos. Juanita added, that one

of the gentlemen had desired his _memorias_ left at the Garita! a piece

of politeness I was quite unprepared for. Returning to town, I forthwith

went in quest of the Governor. He was afloat, nor was the Captain of the

Cuartel to be found. What to do I knew not; it would have been a great

breach of decorum not to repay the courtesies of my afternoon visitors,

so I concluded to consult with a _compadre_. Towards midnight I met

Captain Luigi, who being in want of exercise, agreed to take the

relief-patrol, and accompany me; the officers on duty, Mr. Baldwig and

Earl, made up the party. Ten was our number, and the horses half wild

with spirits. We had an inkling of the whereabouts of our _amigos_, as

there was to be a grand fiesta on the morrow, some leagues up the

Culiacan road, at the village of Venadillo; and as there was to be

dancing and frolicking, it did not seem improbable that the Mexican

advance-guard should bivouac in the neighborhood. There was a round

white moon to light us, and away we leaped at a slapping pace towards

the hamlet. A league this side we fell in with a couple of paisanos, one

of whom not replying to our questions, with any due regard to truth,

concerning the locale of the troops, was speedily forced to mount behind

one of the patrol. In three bounds, he allowed himself to tumble to the

ground, but having his intellect sharpened by a sound kick from the

horse in the head, he then thought it advisable to cling on like wax;

moreover, his fears induced him to tell a straight story, and we soon

came in sight of the village. The entire place was filled with mules and

jackasses, their loads of fruit, vegetables, and drinkables lying beside

them, awaiting the great jollification of the succeeding day. In front

of a large house, were seated on the ground some fifty or sixty curious

persons, who, to save time, were attentively playing monte, on their

serapas, lighted by paper lanterns. Dismounting a few rods in the rear,

and leaving the horses in charge of two men, we silently approached the

assembly, and taking position, I stepped up, and tapped a swarthy fellow

on the shoulder; he turned around, and upon recognizing me, exclaimed

with much astonishment, _Aqui estan los gringos_--Holy Moses, here's the

Yankees! The whole audience began leaping to their feet, but merely

pointing to the levelled weapons behind, we besought them to resume

their seats, and not utter a syllable, or a carbine might accidentally

explode, and drive a bullet through some one's head. Thereupon they

again took up the cards; when clapping a pistol to an intelligent

person's ear, we gave him five seconds to point out the stopping place

of the Commandante. "Here," said he, jerking his thumb over his

shoulder, "here, in the big rancho." _Y los soldados? Mas por alla en la

arboleda! Quantos? Habra cosa de cincuenta dragones!_--Where are the

troops? Up yonder in the grove!--about fifty. This was no joke, we

thought, to be within musket-shot of five times our number; but since no

alarm had yet been made, we resolved to seize the _Administrador_, We

walked to the door, and struck a few heavy blows. "_Quien es?_" said a

gruff voice. Another blow from the hilt of a sabre. _Soldados!

fuego!_--fire!--was the reply. Aha! so you have a guard, Senor, and we

instantly placed a thick wall between our persons, that the balls might

circulate through the door, and meet with no resistance or obstruction

on the outside; but no report or explosion following the command, we

detected the ruse, and assured the individual within, that if he did not

make himself visible; we would return the compliment in earnest. This

threat unbolted the door, and in a moment I slapped El Senor

Valverde--that was his cognomen--on the shoulder; and after apologising

for disturbing his slumbers, at so unreasonable an hour, through anxiety

to return his visit in the earliest possible time, desired him to equip

in all haste for a little excursion to the port. He could not forbear

laughing, notwithstanding his fright. We gave him leisure to drink half

a bottle of brandy, and put on a clean shirt; when he gave up his

papers, and assured us, with a gratified smile, that he had that very

day sent all the cash to headquarters. And now we said, "Amigo, where's

your horse?" "Ah," he replied, "there is one here, but let me send to

the corral for another." The next instant, we found him whispering to a

small boy cruising around our legs; but pointing a naked sabre to El

Senor's throat, we gave both him and the juvenile to understand, that

whispering was not allowable in polite society, and he would oblige us

by mounting the _cavallo_ that stood ready at the door, without further

ceremony. While this was going on, our friends, Baldwig and Earl, were

inspecting the outbuildings, and came upon the captain of the troop in a

very ambiguous position. He jumped up in his shirt, and flew away like

the wind. There was now no time to be lost: collecting a lot of handsome

arms and equipments, our horses were brought up, we leaped into the

saddle, tossed two dollars to the patrona, who swore some one had stolen

a sheet; said adios! to the monte men, who gave us shouts of viva! and

appeared quite as well pleased as ourselves.

"Then ho! ho! hurry; hopp, hopp, hopp.

Rode off the troop, with never a stop,

Until all gasped together."

We came bounding back the twelve miles within the hour, and after giving

Mr. Valverde a supper, were safely housed and asleep before daylight.

But now it came the prisoner's turn to laugh at us. I had hardly opened

my eyes the next morning, when an orderly came from the Governor! What's

to pay now? thought I, and off I rode to the Cuartel. On the way I met

Captain Luigi, with a most serio-quizzico expression of visage, just

from an interview. After being announced, in I walked. "Good morning,

sir." "So, sir"--a pause--"you had the presumption to detach a force

from the garrison last night, and go many miles into the interior?--I

arrest you, sir--consider yourself arrested, sir--you and Mr. Luigi

both, sir." "But, Governor," I ventured to remark, "let me explain; I

thought you would be pleased, and a--" "No explanation, sir--pleased

indeed!--when you knew the armistice had been signed!" However, in the

end, the Governor, who was a good amiable gentleman, consented to

believe that no disrespect was intended, and received our apologies.

Whereupon we wrote a letter that brought tears to his eyes; he asked us

to dinner, and so the affair terminated. Mr. Valverde had all his arms

and chattels restored--very much to the chagrin of Mr. Baldwig, who had

already apportioned a saddle unto his own keeping--got a good breakfast,

and was escorted beyond our lines with _muchos cumplimientos_. The

red-headed wretch never passed me afterwards without a face full of

sardonic winks and grins. But from that moment, we resolved never to be

again patriotic on our own responsibility; and our only consolation was

in knowing that we had made the last prisoner during the war.

Some days after, one of our men deserted. He was intercepted by the

Mexicans, and since the armistice had been declared, a message was sent

to the Governor, expressing a willingness to give him up. I attended the

flag of truce, as interpreter. Not finding the escort at the place

designated, we were requested by a Mexican officer to proceed along the

Presidio road. Passing Urias, we gallopped on, league after league,

until within a mile of headquarters, where we were politely received by

a guard and an officer, sent to conduct us to the General. The old town

of Mazatlan, or Presidio, is situated on a broad plain, with a rapid,

shallow, limpid stream, coursing beside it. In times past, it was a

place of some importance; and the ruins of large _almacens_, a

dilapidated church, spacious dwellings, barracks and plazas, still keep

up the belief. Yet, as the port was found to possess such manifest

advantages for all commercial purposes, the old town was nearly

depopulated for the new, and the residents were even induced to leave

their pure stream of water, for the brackish element nearer the sea. The

road is excellent, and adapted for artillery, but every road presents

capital spots for ambuscades, and it would have required much caution to

have approached and surprised the Presidio, as we had originally

intended. As we forded the stream, and entered the town, the whole

population turned out to behold _los Yankees_--dogs barked--mothers held

up their children--and dirty troops tried to stare us out of

countenance. We were conducted to a range of buildings facing the plaza,

and presented to the commander-in-chief, General Anaya. He had a

pleasant European visage--tall, well-made, dignified and gentleman-like

in his bearing and address--numbering, may be, some sixty years. We

stated the business which brought us to his notice, and after some few

inquiries from his officers, he informed us, that the officer who had

apprised the Governor was unauthorized to do so; that the deserter had

already escaped--which was, indeed, the politest possible, and at the

same time sensible way of telling us that we could not have him. He then

cooled us off with a cup of claret and cigars; hoped all national

difficulties were about to cease; regarded the United States as the

mother of Republics; boasted that he had been present, and wounded at

the battle of New Orleans, as aid to Jackson; and finally, turned us

over to the kind offices of his staff. Our horses, meanwhile, had been

well cared for, and three hours after noon we were escorted outside the

lines, and reached the port at night.

The next day I was ordered to proceed again to the Presidio, with a

flag of truce, to communicate an official copy of our armistice, and

request a conference, to arrange certain articles pertaining thereto. As

we did not get there until late in the afternoon, the escort and myself

were billeted for the night upon the Commissary General, Don Isidro

Beruben, who did the honors of his house with great liberality and

attention, to say nothing of the sweet smiles of his charming little

daughter Chonita. We slept soundly and rose early, walked around the

town, saw the graves of eight long bronze cannon, about three hundred

troops exercised, and were introduced to scores of officers. They were

all delighted at the armistice, and on tiptoe to get leave once more to

visit the port, which they somehow regarded as a little Paris. They

overwhelmed me with interrogatories about their friends and sweethearts:

where were the Manuelas, Madelinas, Antonias, Josephas--_pobrecitas_!

how they must have suffered! and were they all true to their old lovers?

Of course they were--and I vouched for the truth of the statement.

As the General had not a reply prepared, we remained to a breakfast

given by our host. There were some thirty officers at table--a number of

generals, and all, I believe, colonels: the Mexican army is well manned

in the higher grades. The breakfast passed off well, with no absurd

toast-making, and an hour after its termination, Don Pablo requested

many _memorias_ to the American Commodore and governor, adding that he

would be pleased to meet our commissioners, as soon as he was able to

mount his horse, being at the time somewhat troubled with a complaint of

the _barrica_. Then entrusted with a despatch, I had the honor of making

my conge--_Adios senores! Adios amigo! hasta luego!_ and so we parted.

There were one or two articles of the armistice that had been signed in

Mexico, which could not have been intended to meet the exigencies of

ports on the Pacific, and at the conference which ensued, the Mexicans,

in return for relinquishing the alcobala, demanded the privilege of

collecting duties levied upon the coasting trade--it seemed a bagatelle

that we might easily have conceded, for it was absolutely necessary that

some means should be granted for their support. The commissioners,

however, were not able to arrange the matter, and both parties separated

in dudgeon. Anaya retired to the Presidio, the alcobala continued, and

the merchants were extremely disappointed at the rupture; for having a

large amount of goods destined for Durango and the adjoining provinces,

which had already passed our customs, they were unwilling to risk the

transit before some positive arrangement had been established between

the two parties.

These official misunderstandings, however, did not prevent constant

visits of the Mexican officers and their families to the port--a few of

them were pleasant, conversible, intelligent gentlemen, but generally

speaking, they were dirty, ill-bred persons, without moral principle,

and the greatest liars in existence, and they invariably taxed one

another with being cowards. On entering Mazatlan, they were obliged to

register their names and report the time of departure. We were

occasionally amused when they assured us they found great difficulty in

the search for their _amantes_, and had not been received with the same

ardor of affection that so long an absence would have justified.

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