CHAPTER XVII.

Remaining but a few days in Yerbabuena, and when on the point of taking

leave, I met with a brace of navy men, who were about to sail up the Bay

for a hunt among the hills; so giving orders to the brave courier to

join me at Puebla, I embarked with my friends one day at noon in a small

launch, and a stiff sea-breeze soon wafted us forty miles; then entering

a narrow creek, formed by high sedgy reeds that sprang from the shallow

water, we performed a tortuous serpentine track, in a labyrinth that

fairly required Ariadne's clue to thread its mazy windings; actually

sailing sixteen miles to gain three, as the bird flies; at last we

arrived at the _embarcadera_ of San Jose; and after a fatiguing walk, at

dark we came upon a tenement. The house was filled with women and dogs,

who chattered and cheated, dinned and dunned us to such a pitch that we

were obliged to seek shelter elsewhere; and accordingly we _packed_ our

saddles, blankets and rifles, and at about nine o'clock reached the

estate of one Don Ignacio de Sylva. Our host received us with open arms,

prepared a supper of beef and _tortillas_, and in return, we

complimented him with strong rummers of punch; his fat spouse joined in

the festivities, and when the evening was somewhat advanced, a

shake-down was arranged for us on the floor of the _sala_, which,

fortunately for fleas and ourselves, chanced to be laid with a floor of

boards. My slumbers were greatly disturbed by being placed in full view

of a pretty young brunette, whose light from an adjoining apartment

threw her form in most distinct rays of animated beauty, amusing herself

the while playing with a baby, whilst her filthy villain of a husband

regaled himself for an hour or more with a _cigarrito_. My dreams were

none of the pleasantest, and I was glad when day dawned to light me out

of the dwelling, and breathe the pure morning air. _Como les gusta a los

Americanos el fresco_, said our lazy host, as he sat wrapped in a

blanket on a hide, observing me take a bath in a little rivulet near by;

_se hace dano_--be the death of him--as he blew the cigar smoke from his

lungs with a deep sigh! Notwithstanding his indolence we found him a

most consummate extortioner, and after throwing every impediment in our

way, he hired us miserable horses at an extravagant rate; and then

mounting, we took the road over a dry, salt, marshy country. Passing the

mission of St. Josephs, we never halted until reaching Puebla, where we

were most kindly welcomed by Mr. Ruckle. The town is planted in the

midst of the great plain, with small streams of water, which is much

needed elsewhere, coursing on either side. The place contained some five

hundred inhabitants, the dwellings all of the adobie mud-built order of

architecture, with but one road between them: for ten leagues around the

land is most fertile, and the country in many respects appears to

possess great advantages, and has the reputation of being the garden of

Upper California. We saw quantities of fruits, peas, peaches, and

grapes, very unripe, but the natives like them the better green.

Under no contingency does the natural face of Upper California appear

susceptible of supporting a very large population; the country is hilly

and mountainous; great dryness prevails during the summers, and

occasionally excessive droughts parch up the soil for periods of twelve

or eighteen months. Only in the plains and valleys where streams are to

be found, and even those will have to be watered by artificial

irrigation, does there seem the hope of being sufficient tillable land

to repay the husbandman and afford subsistence to the inhabitants. Sheep

and cattle may be raised to any extent; as the gentle slopes, clothed in

rich wild grasses, afford excellent districts for grazing.

We breakfasted at the residence of a plain, sensible and industrious

family of emigrants from Virginia, named Campbell; then strolling to the

banks of a little rivulet, we took siesta beneath the shade of drooping

willows, surrounded by groups of brunettas washing in the pools near by.

In the afternoon my fellow travellers left me for their hunt among the

mountains; and upon learning that Commodore Stockton was in the village,

I immediately made my homage. He was by long odds the most popular

person in California, and by his enthusiasm, energy, and determination,

accomplished more, even with the limited means at his command, in the

acquisition of this valuable territory, than any other man before or

since, who has planted his foot on the soil.

The following day was Sunday, the Fourth of July, and moreover the fast

day of the Patron Saint of California--_Nuestra Senora del Refugio_.

Meeting Miss Ellen Murphy and brother on the road bound to high mass at

the mission, I agreed to accompany them and return to their rancho in

the evening. There was a large assemblage in Santa Clara, and we

attended church. The building was oblong, painted roughly in fresco, and

decorated with a number of coarse paintings, and lots of swallow-tailed,

green and yellow satin pennants dangling from the ceiling. During

service an indefatigable cannonier, outside, gave frequent _feux de

joie_, from a graduated scale of diminutive culverins--made of brass in

shape of pewter porter pots, half filled with powder, and the charge

rammed down with pounded bricks--this with music of kettle-drums,

cymbals and fiddles made a very respectable din; there were two

gentlemanly priests of the order of Saint Francisco, whose acquaintance

I afterwards made, who preached each a brief sermon with eloquence and

force. Among the congregation were all the belles and dandies of the

valley; the former kneeled demurely on little rugs or bits of carpet in

the nave of the church; but the latter were lounging near the

doors--their gala costume is quite in keeping with Andalusia--and one

handsome fellow at my side took my eye, as I have no doubt he did that

of many a brighter. He was dressed in a close-fitting blue cloth jacket;

sky-blue velvet trowsers, slashed from the thigh down, and jingling with

small filagree silver buttons; snow-white laced _calconcillos_,

terminated by nicely stamped and embroidered _botas_; around the waist

was passed a heavy crimson silk sash; a gay woollen serapa hung

gracefully over the shoulder; in one hand a sugar-loafed, glazed

sombrero, bound with thick silver cords; and in the other, silver spurs

of an enormous size, each spike of the rowels two inches long: all these

bright colors--set off by dark, brilliant eyes, jetty black locks, and

pliant figure--would have made him irresistible anywhere. Turning

towards me, he asked, smilingly, _Porque no se arrodilla, vd en

Misa?_--Why don't you kneel at the Mass?--_Tengo pierna de palo_, quoth

I, quite gravely: glancing at my pins with much interest, to discover if

they were of timber, he seemed to relish the joke, and we then sidled

out of the church, and became firm friends on the spot.

After service, I was introduced to many American emigrants, mostly

Mormons, who, in a free and easy style, had taken possession of the

outbuildings and tenements belonging to the Mission; and who, in their

contempt for the kind and good Padres, and rightful proprietors of the

domain, were not only averse to request permission to remain for a

season, but were hugely indignant at the military Governor of

California, Colonel Mason, for having issued a decree, requiring these

lazy gentlemen to leave the lands of the Church. Notwithstanding their

mutterings, a few weeks later they were summarily forced out by the

bayonet.

Whilst we were at mass, a serious mishap occurred to young Murphy. A

juvenile damsel, whose cognomen was "sugar-plumb," and being the only

eligible maiden for matrimony, I was assured by a hospitable dame, one

Mrs. Bennett, "that she was the forwardest gall in the Mission," through

some silly, childish freak, frightened my friend's horse, so that the

restive animal broke the halter, and made long strides over the plain. A

couple of drunken Indians started in pursuit, but having a quarrel on

the way, one plunged his cuchillo up to the haft in his companion's

thigh, which brought him, deluged in blood, from the saddle. We found

this poor devil and conveyed him to town; but of the runaway horse and

saddle, which was worth half-a-dozen Indian lives, or horses, we could

learn nor see nothing. We made but a short stay in Puebla, and an hour

before the sun sank for the day, we put foot in stirrup, and a long

swinging gallop of seven leagues soon carried us to good Mr. Murphy, and

a good supper.

The following morning I arose with the lark, took a long pull at the

milk-pail, volunteered a little surgical advice to an Indian _vacuero_

who being thrown from his horse, was suffering under a badly-contused

thigh; he had bound the limb tightly with strands of hide, and was doing

a new principle of local bleeding by puncturing the flesh with sharp

stones--a mode of treatment very much in vogue with the natives. Under

guidance of Dan, we mounted capital horses, and sallied out for a

bear-hunt. Entering a gentle rise of the hill sides to the southward, we

wound around the grain-covered slopes for two hours, seeing but a few

stray deer, and a herd of wild horses; and although the traces of Bruin

were everywhere visible, we were on the point of turning our steps

homeward, when my companion grasped me by the shoulder, pulled me back

to the horse's flanks, and whispered, "Thar's one! lie low, Captin! lie

low!" It was a large he bear, walking about a little bowl of a valley

below us, in the laziest, hoggish manner possible, going from side to

side, rooting and tearing up the earth by wagon loads, in his search for

ground-rats--his course being directly towards us. We dismounted,

hitched horses to the lower branches of an oak, a few yards in our rear,

divested ourselves of all but knives and rifles, taking the precaution

to keep a bullet in our mouths, that they might slip easily down the

guns in case of emergency, then crossing to the edge of the hill, we

awaited the grizzly. He came nearly within point-blank range, when

changing his track, he passed over to the other side of the slope. We

tightened girths, mounted again, and rode around to head him off; when

going through the same operations as before, we ensconced ourselves

behind a giant tree, and remained perfectly silent; presently the

monster entered a knoll of bushes, within forty yards of us. "Captin,"

said Dan, with his mouth close to my ear, "when I whistle, plug him in

the head." I brought my rifle down, but at the moment of springing the

trigger, I must confess feeling some inward quakings, from all I had

heard of their ferocity when wounded, and accordingly I intimated a

request to Dan that he would open the ball. Giving a low whistle, to

attract Bruin's attention, the long barrel rested motionless for a

second against the tree, and as the beast raised his head to listen, Dan

let the hammer fall. _Maldito!_ the cap only exploded; but it startled

Bruin, who leaped from the shrubbery, and took to his heels. My turn

came, and I sent him a bullet out of twenty to the pound; wheeling on

his haunches, he showed a range of glittering jaws, and not seeing us,

made off again. We once more got in the saddle, and rushed in pursuit.

Dan had another glimpse--snapped again--I took a long range, and blazed

away. Nothing done. On we galloped up the hills, and skirting around the

summits, we began slowly to descend along the brow of a ravine, in which

we anticipated finding the chase. We had nearly reached the base without

perceiving him, when Dan, who was behind, shouted, "Mind your eye,

Captin!" I heard a sharp, rattling growl, and within thirty feet below

me was Bruin, licking a stream of blood flowing from his rump. He raised

up, snarling with rage, with huge paws and claws distended; and when

about making for me I fired right between the shoulders, and heard the

lead strike _chug_. The moment after my horse plunged, took the bit in

his teeth, and dashed across the valley. After getting him again under

control, we tracked the bear over the crest of the hill to a small dense

thicket, where we heard him groaning, and angrily snapping his jaws. Dan

swore it would be "rank pison" to venture after him, and we both thought

him hit too hard to crawl out alive. I was extremely disappointed in not

beholding the last of him, but Dan consoled me by promising to pay him a

visit with the dogs the following day; which he did, but the beast was

half devoured by coyotes and gallinazos, so that it was impossible to

save the skin. It was of a verity the most formidable beast I ever saw

outside the bars of a cage: covered with long grizzly hair, dark upon

the spine, and inclining to a yellowish tinge along the shoulders. He

must have weighed fourteen hundred pounds.

At noon, my escort and cavallada having come up, and all ready for the

road, fully appreciating the honest kindness of the Murphys, I threw

myself in the saddle, and departed for Monterey. We had but four

horses--miserable beasts they were--one gave up the ghost before the

spur had made a hole in his hide, and another was brutally murdered by

my illustrious soldier, who being unable, in his stupidity, to noose

him, brought the poor animal lifeless to the ground with two ounces of

buck-shot from the musket. Apart from these annoyances, we had the

utmost difficulty in urging those we rode into the settlement of San

Juan. On the road I was favored by a specimen of native rusticity. A

youthful vacuero accosted me, and walked his cavallo at my side;

familiarly placing his hand on the barrel of my rifle, he frankly opened

a discourse by asking if I had any tobacco; not fancying his

impertinence, and thinking I detected a mischievous expression in his

visage, I quickly replied, with my rifle at half-cock, _No tengo. Que

tienes pues?_ he added, with a sneer. _Dinero_, I responded, chinking

the coin in my pocket, upon which he made a jocose grasp at that

receptacle of my treasure, whereupon the solid tube of the rifle came in

forcible contact with his nose, with such a violent collision that the

claret spirted over the mane of his steed. He reined quickly back--the

water standing in his eyes--made a demonstration of taking a whirl at me

with his lasso, but observing the dark hole of my rifle staring him in

the face, he contented himself by yelling _punetero!_ and galloped away.

I found St. Johns a detestable spot--half a score dwellings--the

church, and long ranges of buildings of the Mission, more than half in

ruins, and rapidly crumbling to the ground. Thirty years before, this

abode of the Frayles possessed twenty thousand head of horses, three

times that number of horned cattle, and a thousand Indian serfs to till

their broad acres. Meeting the intelligent priests who had officiated in

Santa Clara, they directed me to a house where a lodging was procurable.

Crossing the deserted plaza, I entered a large ill-constructed adobie

dwelling, where I was received by a filthy young Gascon, who appeared to

be mayor domo, in the midst of a houseful of girls and women. I lost no

time in doing the amiable to my agreeable hostesses, who in turn

prepared a supper of dirty junks of beef, and still worse _tortillas_.

_Bifstek a la god dem_--fingers before forks--_comme l'usage en

Californie_, said the Frenchman, as he vigorously commenced operations.

But the supper was so unpalatable and unclean a meal, that hungry as I

was, I fain amused myself the while, puffing cigarillos, catching fleas,

and drinking execrably sour country wine. The feast was barely ended,

when a loud screeching, and violent commotion among the women attracted

attention; and presently there came running towards me an old beldame

with, _Dios de mi alma, es rd medico?_--the Lord preserve us, are you a

doctor. _Si! si! amiga! Medico y cirujano bueno_--Yes, Jack of all

trades--I replied, deeming it a fair chance of exhibiting a little

irresponsible empirical practice. Upon inquiring the necessity for my

professional abilities being called into play, I learned that the entire

household had been exerting themselves the day and night previous

dancing at a fandango, and that one of the _jovencitas_ was attacked

with fits, consequent upon her exertions. The poor girl was lying on

the the tiled floor, her head propped up by pillows, with loose

dishevelled dress, and rich masses of dark hair strewn over her bosom

and shoulders, like serpents in Eden. She was moaning piteously between

the convulsions, and one old Hecate was striving to pry her mouth open

with an iron spoon, whilst another was slapping her hands and yelling

all the while, _Crescencia! Crescencia!_ Kneeling beside the pretty

suffering patient, and finding her pulse throbbing like a steam-engine,

in my ignorance I advised bleeding; but this was out of the question, as

nothing sharper than a hatchet, jack-knife, or old steel-pen, was to be

had in the place; consequently, all left to be done was the application

of hot vinegar and blankets. While superintending this process, and

bathing her forehead, she went off again into spasms, clasped her arms

around me, and for the space of five minutes I was favored with a

succession of the warmest embraces; and, although it may not be

generally credited, yet I'll venture to assert, that one may be seldom

placed in a more trying situation, even if a charming girl has fits.

_Crescencia_ became calmer after this trifling ebullition, and was put

to bed. I was anxious to sit up with the party during the night, but the

_rieja_ declined my services, and I retired to another dormitory, where

I slept tolerably well on a table, wrapped in a blanket, with holsters

for pillow. Arising at daybreak, I was concerned to find my horses had

disappeared from the corral, which I had reason to attribute to the kind

offices of the Gascon. However, I paid him a dollar to have them caught,

and upon bidding adios I gave him a _souvenir_ from the thick lash of my

riding-whip, which was no doubt serviceable to other travellers who have

succeeded me.

We reached the Salinas Plains at noon; half way across my horse dropped

with me into a ditch, so I scrambled out, packed saddle and duds on my

own back, gained the molino, procured a Spanish brute from the

proprietor thereof, and the same night arrived in Monterey. I regret to

add, this was my last interview with Anderson--he was assassinated a few

months later, by a person named Callagan.

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