CHAPTER VI

THE MISTAKE OF ENGLAND

I met one hearty Unionist, not to say Coercionist in Ireland, in such a

manner as to talk to him at some length; one quite genial and genuine

Irish gentleman, who was solidly on the side of the system of British

government in Ireland. This gentleman had been shot through the body by

the British troops in their efforts to suppress the Easter Rebellion.

The matter just missed being tragic; but since it did, I cannot help

feeling it as slightly comic. He assured me with great earnestness that

the rebels had been guilty of the most calculated cruelties, and that

they must have done their bloody deeds in the coldest blood. But since

he is himself a solid and (I am happy to say) a living demonstration

that the firing even on his own side must have been rather wild, I am

inclined to give the benefit of the doubt also to the less elaborately

educated marksmen. When disciplined troops destroy people so much at

random, it would seem unreasonable to deny that rioters may possibly

have been riotous. I hardly think he was, or even professed to be, a

person of judicial impartiality; and it is entirely to his honour that

he was, on principle, so much more indignant with the rioters who did

not shoot him than with the other rioters who did. But I venture to

introduce him here not so much as an individual as an allegory. The

incident seems to me to set forth, in a pointed, lucid, and picturesque

form, exactly what the British military government really succeeded

in doing in Ireland. It succeeded in half-killing its friends, and

affording an intelligent but somewhat inhumane amusement to all its

enemies. The fire-eater held his fire-arm in so contorted a posture as

to give the wondering spectator a simple impression of suicide.

Let it be understood that I speak here, not of tyranny thwarting

Irish desires, but solely of our own stupidity in thwarting our own

desires. I shall discuss elsewhere the alleged presence or absence of

practical oppression in Ireland; here I am only continuing from the

last chapter my experiences of the recruiting campaign. I am concerned

now, as I was concerned then, with the simple business matter of

getting a big levy of soldiers from Ireland. I think it was Sir Francis

Vane, one of the few really valuable public servants in the matter

(I need not say he was dismissed for having been proved right) who

said that the mere sight of some representative Belgian priests and

nuns might have produced something like a crusade. The matter seems

to have been mostly left to elderly English landlords; and it would

be cruel to record their adventures. It will be enough that I heard,

on excellent testimony, that these unhappy gentlemen had displayed

throughout Ireland a poster consisting only of the Union Jack and the

appeal, ‘Is not this your flag? Come and fight for it!’ It faintly

recalls something we all learnt in the Latin grammar about questions

that expect the answer no. These remarkable recruiting-sergeants did

not realise, I suppose, what an extraordinary thing this was, not

merely in Irish opinion, but generally in international opinion. Over

a great part of the globe, it would sound like a story that the Turks

had placarded Armenia with the Crescent of Islam, and asked all the

Christians who were not yet massacred whether they did not love the

flag. I really do not believe that the Turks would be so stupid as to

do it. Of course it may be said that such an impression or association

is mere slander and sedition, that there is no reason to be tender

to such treasonable emotions at all, that men ought to do their duty

to that flag whatever is put upon that poster; in short, that it is

the duty of an Irishman to be a patriotic Englishman, or whatever

it is that he is expected to be. But this view, however logical and

clear, can only be used logically and clearly as an argument for

conscription. It is simply muddle-headed to apply it to any appeal

for volunteers anywhere, in Ireland or England. The whole object of a

recruiting poster, or any poster, is to be attractive; it is picked out

in words or colours to be picturesquely and pointedly attractive. If

it lowers you to make an attractive offer, do not make it; but do not

deliberately make it, and deliberately make it repulsive. If a certain

medicine is so mortally necessary and so mortally nasty, that it must

be forced on everybody by the policeman, call the policeman. But do not

call an advertisement agent to push it like a patent medicine, solely

by means of ‘publicity’ and ‘suggestion,’ and then confine him strictly

to telling the public how nasty it is.

But the British blunder in Ireland was a much deeper and more

destructive thing. It can be summed up in one sentence; that whether or

no we were as black as we were painted, we actually painted ourselves

much blacker than we were. Bad as we were, we managed to look much

worse than we were. In a horrible unconsciousness we re-enacted history

through sheer ignorance of history. We were foolish enough to dress

up, and to play up, to the part of a villain in a very old tragedy. We

clothed ourselves almost carelessly in fire and sword; and if the fire

had been literally stage-fire or the sword a wooden sword, the merely

artistic blunder would have been quite as bad. For instance, I soon

came on the traces of a quarrel about some silly veto in the schools,

against Irish children wearing green rosettes. Anybody with a streak of

historical imagination would have avoided a quarrel in that particular

case about that particular colour. It is touching the talisman, it is

naming the name, it is striking the note of another relation in which

we were in the wrong, to the confusion of a new relation in which we

were in the right. Anybody of common sense, considering any other case,

can see the almost magic force of these material coincidences. If the

English armies in France in 1914 considered themselves justified

for some reason in executing some Frenchwoman, they would perhaps be

indiscreet if they killed her (however logically) tied to a stake in

the market-place of Rouen. If the people of Paris rose in the most

righteous revolt against the most corrupt conspiracy of some group of

the wealthy French Protestants, I should strongly advise them not to

fix the date for the vigil of St Bartholomew, or to go to work with

white scarfs tied round their arms. Many of us hope to see a Jewish

commonwealth reconstituted in Palestine; and we could easily imagine

some quarrel in which the government of Jerusalem was impelled to

punish some Greek or Latin pilgrim or monk. The Jews might even be

right in the quarrel and the Christian wrong. But it may be hinted that

the Jews would be ill-advised if they actually crowned him with thorns,

and killed him on a hill just outside Jerusalem. Now we must know by

this time, or the sooner we know it the better, that the whole mind

of that European society which we have helped to save, and in which

we have henceforth a part right of control, regards the Anglo-Irish

story as one of those black and white stories in a history book. It

sees the tragedy of Ireland as simply and clearly as the tragedy of

Christ or Joan of Arc. There may have been more to be said on the

coercive side than the culture of the Continent understands. So there

was a great deal more than is usually admitted to be said on the side

of the patriotic democracy which condemned Socrates; and a very great

deal to be said on the side of the imperial aristocracy which would

have crushed Washington. But these disputes will not take Socrates

from his niche among the pagan saints, or Washington from his pedestal

among the republican heroes. After a certain testing time substantial

justice is always done to the men who stood in some unmistakable manner

for liberty and light against contemporary caprice and fashionable

force and brutality. In this intellectual sense, in the only competent

intellectual courts, there is already justice to Ireland. In the wide

daylight of this world-wide fact we or our representatives must get

into a quarrel with children, of all people, and about the colour

green, of all things in the world. It is an exact working model of

the mistake I mean. It is the more brutal because it is not strictly

cruel; and yet instantly revives the memories of cruelty. There need be

nothing wrong with it in the abstract, or in a less tragic atmosphere

where the symbols were not talismans. A schoolmaster in the prosperous

and enlightened town of Eatanswill might not unpardonably protest

against the school-children parading in class the Buff and Blue favours

of Mr Fizkin and Mr Slumkey. But who but a madman would not see that to

say that word, or make that sign, in Ireland, was like giving a signal

for keening and the lament over lost justice that is lifted in the

burden of the noblest of national songs; that to point to that rag of

that colour was to bring back all the responsibilities and realities

of that reign of terror when we were, quite literally, hanging men

and women too for wearing of the green? We were not literally hanging

these children. As a matter of mere utility, we should have been more

sensible if we had been.

But the same fact took an even more fantastic form. We not only dressed

up as our ancestors, but we actually dressed up as our enemies. I need

hardly state my own conviction that the Pacifist trick of lumping the

abuses of one side along with the abominations of the other was a

shallow pedantry come of sheer ignorance of the history of Europe and

the barbarians. It was quite false that the English evil was exactly

the same as the German. It was quite false; but the English in Ireland

laboured long and devotedly to prove it was quite true. They were not

content with borrowing old uniforms from the Hessians of 1798; they

borrowed the newest and neatest uniforms from the Prussians of 1914. I

will give only one story that I was told, out of many, to show what I

mean. There was a sort of village musical festival at a place called

Cullen in County Cork, at which there were naturally national songs

and very possibly national speeches. That there was a sort of social

atmosphere, which its critics would call Sinn Fein, is exceedingly

likely; for that now exists all over Ireland, and especially that

part of Ireland. If we wish to prevent it being expressed at all, we

must not only forbid all public meetings but all private meetings,

and even the meeting of husband and wife in their own house. Still

there might have been a case, on coercionist lines, for forbidding

this public meeting. There might be a case, on coercionist lines,

for imprisoning all the people who attended it; or a still clearer

case, on those lines, for imprisoning all the people in Ireland. But

the coercionist authorities did not merely forbid the meeting, which

would mean something. They did not arrest the people at the meeting,

which would mean something. They did not blow the whole meeting to

hell with big guns, which would also mean something. What they did

apparently was this. They caused a military aeroplane to jerk itself

backwards and forwards in a staggering fashion just over the heads of

the people, making as much noise as possible to drown the music, and

dropping flare rockets and fire in various somewhat dangerous forms in

the neighbourhood of any men, women, and children who happened to be

listening to the music. The reader will note with what exquisite art,

and fine fastidious selection, the strategist has here contrived to

look as Prussian as possible without securing any of the advantages of

Prussianism. I do not know exactly how much danger there was, but there

must have been some. Perhaps about as much as there generally has been

when boys have been flogged for playing the fool with fireworks. But

by laboriously climbing hundreds of feet into the air, in an enormous

military machine, these ingenuous people managed to make themselves a

meteor in heaven and a spectacle to all the earth; the English raining

fire on women and children just as the Germans did. I repeat that they

did not actually destroy children, though they did endanger them; for

playing with fireworks is always playing with fire. And I repeat that,

as a mere matter of business, it would have been more sensible if they

had destroyed children. That would at least have had the human meaning

that has run through a hundred massacres: ‘wolf-cubs who would grow

into wolves.’ It might at least have the execrable excuse of decreasing

the number of rebels. What they did would quite certainly increase it.

An artless Member of Parliament, whose name I forget, attempted an

apology for this half-witted performance. He interposed in the Unionist

interests, when the Nationalists were asking questions about the

matter, and said with much heat, ‘May I ask whether honest and loyal

subjects have anything to fear from British aeroplanes?’ I have often

wondered what he meant. It seems possible that he was in the mood of

that mediæval fanatic who cried, ‘God will know his own’; and that he

himself would fling any sort of flaming bolts about anywhere, believing

that they would always be miraculously directed towards the heads

harbouring, at that moment, the most incorrect political opinions.

Or perhaps he meant that loyal subjects are so superbly loyal that

they do not mind being accidentally burnt alive, so long as they are

assured that the fire was dropped on them by Government officials out

of a Government apparatus. But my purpose here is not to fathom such a

mystery, but merely to fix the dominant fact of the whole situation;

that the Government copied the theatricality of Potsdam even more

than the tyranny of Potsdam. In that incident the English laboriously

reproduced all the artificial accessories of the most notorious crimes

of Germany; the flying men, the flame, the selection of a mixed crowd,

the selection of a popular festival. They had every part of it, except

the point of it. It was as if the whole British army in Ireland had

dressed up in spiked helmets and spectacles, merely that they might

_look_ like Prussians. It was even more as if a man had walked across

Ireland on three gigantic stilts, taller than the trees and visible

from the most distant village, solely that he might look like one of

those unhuman monsters from Mars, striding about on their iron tripods

in the great nightmare of Mr Wells. Such was our educational efficiency

that, before the end, multitudes of simple Irish people really had

about the English invasion the same particular psychological reaction

that multitudes of simple English people had about the German invasion.

I mean that it seemed to come not only from outside the nation, but

from outside the world. It was unearthly in the strict sense in which a

comet is unearthly. It was the more appallingly alien for coming close;

it was the more outlandish the farther it went inland. These Christian

peasants have seen coming westward out of England what we saw coming

westward out of Germany. They saw science in arms; which turns the very

heavens into hells.

I have purposely put these fragmentary and secondary impressions

before any general survey of Anglo-Irish policy in the war. I do

so, first because I think a record of the real things, that seemed

to bulk biggest to any real observer at any real moment, is often

more useful than the setting forth of theories he may have made up

before he saw any realities at all. But I do it in the second place

because the more general summaries of our statesmanship, or lack of

statesmanship, are so much more likely to be found elsewhere. But if

we wish to comprehend the queer cross-purposes, it will be well to

keep always in mind a historical fact I have mentioned already; the

reality of the old Franco-Irish Entente. It lingers alive in Ireland,

and especially the most Irish parts of Ireland. In the fiercely Fenian

city of Cork, walking round the Young Ireland monument that seems to

give revolt the majesty of an institution, a man told me that German

bands had been hooted and pelted in those streets out of an indignant

memory of 1870. And an eminent scholar in the same town, referring to

the events of the same ‘terrible year,’ said to me: ‘In 1870 Ireland

sympathised with France and England with Germany; and, as usual,

Ireland was right!’ But if they were right when we were wrong, they

only began to be wrong when we were right. A sort of play or parable

might be written to show that this apparent paradox is a very genuine

piece of human psychology. Suppose there are two partners named John

and James; that James has always been urging the establishment of a

branch of the business in Paris. Long ago John quarrelled with this

furiously as a foreign fad; but he has since forgotten all about it;

for the letters from James bored him so much that he has not opened

any of them for years. One fine day John, finding himself in Paris,

conceives the original idea of a Paris branch; but he is conscious in a

confused way of having quarrelled with his partner, and vaguely feels

that his partner would be an obstacle to anything. John remembers that

James was always cantankerous, and forgets that he was cantankerous

in favour of this project, and not against it. John therefore sends

James a telegram, of a brevity amounting to brutality, simply telling

him to come in with no nonsense about it; and when he has no instant

reply, sends a solicitor’s letter to be followed by a writ. How James

will take it depends very much on James. How he will hail this happy

confirmation of his own early opinions will depend on whether James is

an unusually patient and charitable person. And James is not. He is

unfortunately the very man, of all men in the world, to drop his own

original agreement and everything else into the black abyss of disdain,

which now divides him from the man who has the impudence to agree with

him. He is the very man to say he will have nothing to do with his own

original notion, because it is now the belated notion of a fool. Such

a character could easily be analysed in any good novel. Such conduct

would readily be believed in any good play. It could not be believed

when it happened in real life. And it did happen in real life; the

Paris project was the sense of the safety of Paris as the pivot of

human history; the abrupt telegram was the recruiting campaign, and the

writ was conscription.

As to what Irish conscription was, or rather would have been, I cannot

understand any visitor in Ireland having the faintest doubt, unless (as

is often the case) his tour was so carefully planned as to permit him

to visit everything in Ireland except the Irish. Irish conscription

was a piece of rank raving madness, which was fortunately stopped,

with other bad things, by the blow of Foch at the second battle of the

Marne. It could not possibly produce at the last moment allies on whom

we could depend; and it would have lost us the whole sympathy of the

allies on whom we at that moment depended. I do not mean that American

soldiers would have mutinied; though Irish soldiers might have done so;

I mean something much worse. I mean that the whole mood of America

would have altered; and there would have been some kind of compromise

with German tyranny, in sheer disgust at a long exhibition of English

tyranny. Things would have happened in Ireland, week after week, and

month after month, such as the modern imagination has not seen except

where Prussia has established hell. We should have butchered women

and children; they would have _made us_ butcher them. We should have

killed priests, and probably the best priests. It could not be better

stated than in the words of an Irishman, as he stood with me in a high

terraced garden outside Dublin, looking towards that unhappy city, who

shook his head and said sadly, ‘They will shoot the wrong bishop.’

Of the meaning of this huge furnace of defiance I shall write when I

write of the national idea itself. I am concerned here not for their

nation but for mine; and especially for its peril from Prussia and

its help from America. And it is simply a question of considering

what these real things are really like. Remember that the American

Republic is practically founded on the fact, or fancy, that England is

a tyrant. Remember that it was being ceaselessly swept with new waves

of immigrant Irishry telling tales (too many of them true, though not

all) of the particular cases in which England had been a tyrant. It

would be hard to find a parallel to explain to Englishmen the effect

of awakening traditions so truly American by a prolonged display of

England as the tyrant in Ireland. A faint approximation might be found

if we imagined the survivors of Victorian England, steeped in the

tradition of _Uncle Tom’s Cabin_, watching the American troops march

through London. Suppose they noted that the negro troops alone had

to march in chains, with a white man in a broad-brimmed hat walking

beside them and flourishing a whip. Scenes far worse than that would

have followed Irish conscription; but the only purpose of this chapter

is to show that scenes quite as stupid marked every stage of Irish

recruitment. For it certainly would not have reassured the traditional

sympathisers with Uncle Tom to be told that the chains were only a part

of the uniform, or that the niggers moved not at the touch of the whip,

but only at the crack of it.

Such was our practical policy; and the single and sufficient comment

on it can be found in a horrible whisper which can scarcely now be

stilled. It is said, with a dreadful plausibility, that the Unionists

were deliberately trying to prevent a large Irish recruitment, which

would certainly have meant reconciliation and reform. In plain words,

it is said that they were willing to be traitors to England, if they

could only still be tyrants to Ireland. Only too many facts can be made

to fit in with this; but for me it is still too hideous to be easily

believed. But whatever our motives in doing it, there is simply no

doubt whatever about what we did, in this matter of the Pro-Germans

in Ireland. We did not crush the Pro-Germans; we did not convert

them, or coerce them, or educate them or exterminate them or massacre

them. We manufactured them; we turned them out patiently, steadily,

and systematically as if from a factory; we made them exactly as we

made munitions. It needed no little social science to produce, in any

kind of Irishman, any kind of sympathy with Prussia; but we were equal

to the task. What concerns me here, however, is that we were busy at

the same work among the Irish-Americans, and ultimately among all the

Americans. And that would have meant, as I have already noted, the

thing that I always feared; the dilution of the policy of the Allies.

Anything that looked like a prolonged Prussianism in Ireland would

have meant a compromise; that is, a perpetuated Prussianism in Europe.

I know that some who agree with me in other matters disagree with me

in this; but I should indeed be ashamed if, having to say so often

where I think my country was wrong, I did not say as plainly where I

think she was right. The notion of a compromise was founded on the

coincidence of recent national wars, which were only about the terms

of peace, not about the type of civilisation. But there do recur, at

longer historic intervals, universal wars of religion, not concerned

with what one nation shall do, but with what all nations shall be. They

recommence until they are finished, in things like the fall of Carthage

or the rout of Attila. It is quite true that history is for the most

part a plain road, which the tribes of men must travel side by side,

bargaining at the same markets or worshipping at the same shrines,

fighting and making friends again; and wisely making friends quickly.

But we need only see the road stretch but a little farther, from a hill

but a little higher, to see that sooner or later the road comes always

to another place, where stands a winged image of victory; and the ways

divide.

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