You may smile now at the idea of a substitute for a toothbrush, but, my

dear, that oft-quoted mother of invention taught us an althea switch

made a fairly good toothbrush; of course, it was both scratchy and

stiff, but we never found a better substitute for the necessary article.

As for tea, we Southerners have never been addicted to the tea habit;

however, we soon became disgusted with the various coffee substitutes.

We tried to vary our beverages with draughts of catnip tea, that the

darkies always give their babies for colic; and orange leaf tea, that

old ladies administered to induce perspiration in cases of chills; and

sassafras tea we had drunk years gone by in the spring season to thin the

blood. We did not fancy posing as babies or ague cases—the taste of each

variety was highly suggestive. I wonder if any lady of to-day ever saw a

saucer of home-made soft soap on her washstand? After using it one had to

grease (no use saying oil, for it was generally mutton tallow) the hands

to prevent the skin cracking. I never used that soap, but traveling in

out-of-the-way roads I saw it on many a stand. Clothes, too, wore out,

as is their nature, and the kind we were used to wearing were not of the

lasting variety like osnaburgs and linseys.

Quite early in the war Cuthbert Slocomb and De Choiseul stopped over a

night with us on their way to the front. With them was another young man

whose name escapes me now, who was suffering from chills, so he remained

a few days as our guest. We dosed him with orange-leaf tea, which was

about the best we could do, having no quinine on hand. In his kit he

had a lot of chamois skins, which he laid out before me with the modest

request I make a pair of pantaloons out of them. We talked the project

over and decided overalls were the only thing in that line that could be

made of chamois skins, that, of course, had to be pieced lengthways,

crossways and sideways. The result was satisfactory, and the young man

proudly carried off his overalls. I hoped, but did not expect, that he

would escape a rain or two on his expedition clad in chamois skins!

However, I was amply repaid for my ingenuity and skill, for I had scraps

enough of the skins left me to supply tobacco pouches and gloves to lots

of soldier friends thereafter.

At one time, in dire need, I paid one dollar a yard for thin coarse

muslin, white with black dots, which looked distressingly bad after a

wetting or two, but my crowning extravagance was paying thirty dollars a

yard for common blue denim; that was in Houston. Thus went the last of my

Confederate money. After that for a while we did without things.

Mr. James Phelps of New Orleans—scores of us must remember genial Jim

Phelps—made a call on me in Texas, introducing himself with the whimsical

remark that I must look at him from shoulder up and not down, for he had

on a brand new paper collar, and had borrowed the use of a razor, and was

now out making ceremonious calls! Oh, dear me! we lived through all of

these privations, and the few remaining survivors are not afflicted with

nervous prostration, or any of the fashionable ills of the day. Their

nerves were strengthened, their spirits brightened. They bravely bore the

fires of trouble and privation that make them placidly content with the

comforts and solaces of their declining years.

XXXV

AN UNRECORDED BIT OF NEW ORLEANS HISTORY

Since there are still living descendants of the persons concerned in this

incident, I have omitted names. The story is entirely true and well known

to many old residents of New Orleans.

More than sixty-five years ago, a man I shall not name, was tried and

convicted of fraud against the State Land office. He was in the prime

of life, educated, a West Point graduate, of good parentage, splendid

physique, gracious though a trifle pompous and self-asserting in manner

and of presumed wealth. Of course, his case, when it came to trial, was

bravely contested inch by inch. Rich relatives, influential friends,

and the best legal talent were enlisted, but it was too plain a case

of fraud. So, after tedious trial, conviction and sentence to the

Penitentiary at Baton Rouge resulted. There were the usual delays, a stay

of sentence, a wrangle as to final commitment, a question of length of

sentence. His sureties were caught in the net, and tremendous efforts

they made to dodge liability for the amount of the bond. Two of the

sureties did escape, but the third made good. In steamboat parlance, he

“went to the clerk’s office and settled.”

[Illustration: THE CALABOOSE.]

Meanwhile the convicted man—he was called “Colonel,” not by courtesy

only, for, unlike most Southern Colonels of that date, he had had

military training and might have been even more if he had waited till

Generals were in dire demand in Dixie—the Colonel was behind bars in the

Parish Prison. The horrid old calaboose down by Congo Square, where more

than one Confederate languished two decades later, when the prison was

twenty years older and forty years dirtier. The Colonel’s devoted wife,

who had worn out the energies of a dozen wives, and was still alert and

active in behalf of her unfortunate mate, never relaxed her vigilance.

When the coils of the law wrapped tighter and tighter around the doomed

man, she rose to every emergency. No personal appeals, nothing her

fertile mind had suggested, had availed to stay the process of the law.

Now that worse had come to the worst, and the Colonel was under lock and

key, awaiting the final decision as to length of sentence, Madam and the

Colonel’s oldest daughter (her step-daughter, by the way) went daily to

the calaboose to visit the prisoner. Their visits were made always in the

afternoon. The two cloaked and heavily veiled ladies remained till the

closing of the gates.

It was in the fall of the year, and election times, when politics were

rife. Madam was not only bright and intelligent, but endowed with

remarkable tact, and brim full of schemes and resources. At every visit

she stopped at the gate and had converse with the warden or turnkey, or

whoever was on duty, and related to him the latest news and political

gossip and bantered him on his political bias, no matter what that bias

was. This course she pursued daily and vigorously. The daughter, still

in her teens, was a mere figurehead, always heavily veiled and enveloped

in a voluminous long coat. With the slightest nod of recognition to

“the powers that be,” she proceeded rapidly to her father’s cell,

leaving her mother, so bursting with talk and information that she could

neither enter nor depart without first unburdening herself of the latest

political news.

One evening, when matters at court were nearing the crisis, the two

ladies rushed into prison, almost breathless, they had hurried so! They

had had all sorts of detentions. They realized they were late, and would

only have a minute, but they could not let the day pass without the

customary visit to the Colonel, etc., etc. While madam was endeavoring to

explain to the warden the cause of the delay, and tell also some anecdote

anent the election which was too good to keep, the quiet young girl

proceeded at once to the cell of her father. The turnkey came in sight,

significantly rattling his keys, which roused madam to the consciousness

that she had not been in to kiss the Colonel good-night, after all.

She had been so interested in Mr. Warden, he was so entertaining, and

had such queer views and opinions of the candidates, etc., etc. So, to

the Colonel she rushed, returning immediately to the gate, where her

friend was impatiently waiting to lock up, signal to do so having been

given. The dim lamps about Congo Square had been lighted and a darkening

November day was fast closing around them. “Lavinia, come, the jailor

is waiting to lock up.” “Yes, ma,” was the reply from the cell. A moment

later: “Lavinia, it is getting too dark for us to be out; come at once.”

“Yes, ma, I’m coming right now.” “That girl can’t bear to leave her

father.” As the madam said this, out rushed Lavinia. Her mother caught

her arm and both parties darted through the closing gate, with a wave

from madam’s hand and a “Good-bye, we will be early to-morrow and never

keep you waiting again.”

The lock-up took his rounds at the usual time to close the cells for

the night. The Colonel seemed to be quietly sleeping in his narrow cot,

trousers and stockings carelessly thrown upon the chair. The door was

securely fastened by the officer.

Next morning, when it was opened, a gruff voice called to the sleeper,

who seemed to be stupidly half awake. Miss Lavinia rose from the bed,

showing her face to the attendant for the first time in all these weeks.

The Colonel, disguised in his daughter’s cloak and veil, had flown!

There were no telegraphs, or wireless, nothing, in fact, but nimble legs

and more nimble horses to facilitate the frantic search. The bird had

flown afar.

Long before the cage door was opened the prisoner was beyond the reach of

the long arm of the law. Madam had for weeks been skillfully planning

escape, how skillfully, the result proved. She had engaged the services

of the captain of a fruit schooner to take a lady passenger on his next

trip to Havana. To insure results, she had privately conveyed provisions

and necessary articles for the passenger’s comfort to the vessel, bribed

the captain to secrecy, and it was planned he would give her timely

notice when the tides and winds were favorable to raise sail, and put

rapidly and silently to sea from Lake Pontchartrain.

He fulfilled his promises so to do.

When the two (supposed) women rushed into the hack awaiting them round

the corner from the jail, the driver whipped up his horses and trotted

rather faster than usual down the old shell road he had conveyed these

ladies more times than he could remember, right from that old corner to

the schooner landing.

Years after these events had ceased to be talked of, or even remembered,

and the ladies who bore the colonel’s name had vanished from Louisiana,

from the deck of an incoming steamer in the harbor of Havana my husband

was frantically hailed by a stout old gentleman standing in a lighter.

The gray-haired man, who did not dare venture into an American vessel,

recognized my husband, whom he had slightly known in the days of his

prosperity. He was now an exile, a runner for a Cuban hotel. How eagerly

and gladly he took possession of us and our belongings; how he piloted us

through the narrow streets; how he domiciled us in the best rooms, and

how assiduous he was in attention to our comfort, I cannot tell.

A few years thereafter the poor old man, who had one daughter with him to

solace his declining years, passed sadly away, and I was summoned from

my plantation home to the stricken girl. She tearfully told me the story

of his flight, which had never been revealed before, and, together, we

turned the leaves of the worn and faded diary he had kept during that

exciting voyage to the Spanish Dominion, where there was no extradition

treaty to compel his deliverance to his country. In the early days, when

there were no telegraphs, no cables, he managed to support his wife and

daughters in New York by acting as commercial correspondent for several

newspapers, both in New York and New Orleans, and Charleston also, I

think; but that business died out, and he gradually became too infirm for

any active or sustained occupation.

His death was a blessed release.

XXXVI

CUBAN DAYS IN WAR TIMES

Not a Confederate who was stranded in Havana in the ’60’s but can

recall with grateful feelings the only hotel there kept by an American

woman and kept on American lines. Every Confederate drifted under that

roof-tree. If he possessed the wherewithal he paid a round sum for the

privilege. If he was out of pocket, and I could name a score who were

not only penniless but baggageless, he was quite welcome, well cared for

and in several instances clothed! Some, notwithstanding her “positive

orders,” exposed themselves to night air, when mosquitoes were most in

evidence, and came in with headache and yellow fever. They were cared for

and nursed back to health. No one knew better than Mrs. Brewer how to

manage such cases. I could call the roll of the guests who came—and went,

some to Canada, some to Mexico: Gen. and Mrs. Toombs of Georgia, Gen.

Magruder, Gen. Fry and his beautiful wife, who was a Micou of Alabama;

Commodore Moffitt and Ex-Gov. Moore of Louisiana; Major Bloomfield

and his wife—some of us still remember Bloomfield. He had for years a

blank-book and stationery shop in New Orleans. I have one of his books

now, a leather-bound ledger. He was in service on somebody’s staff. There

were some not of the army, but on business bent, blockade running and so

on.

My gracious! I can’t begin to tell of the crowd that promenaded the

galleries and _azotea_ of Hotel Cubano toward the end of the war. They

all talked and talked fight, the ex-army men declaring they would not

return to their homes with sheathed swords. Alas! They did, though.

Before their talks came to an end the Confederacy did. J. P. Benjamin

arrived on a sailboat with Gen. Breckinridge. They were wise as owls and

had nothing to say. I remember the news came of the assassination of

President Lincoln while a large party of the braves were dining at our

house—on the _cerro_ of Havana. Some of them were jubilant, but a quiet

word from Gen. Breckinridge: “Gentlemen, the South has lost its best

friend,” and a quieter word from Mr. Benjamin: “We will let the painful

subject drop,” acted as a quietus for our boisterous guests....

But I must not wander from our hostess of Hotel Cubano. A strange mixture

was she of parsimony and prodigality, vindictiveness and gratitude, a

grand woman withal, capable of doing heroic things. She knew intimately

and had entertained the family of Pierre Soulé, who tarried at the Cubano

en route to Spain, when Soulé was minister. The Slidells also were

her friends, Jeff Davis’ family and scores of other prominent people.

She made the first donation of $500 to the Jefferson Davis Monument

Association. With vigorous, watchful management she accumulated a large

fortune in Havana, though she maintained a host of parasites, poor

relatives from the States. She had four girls at one time belonging to

her kindred who were too poor to educate them. But her business methods

were too queer and unconventional for words. She had leased the large

hotel long before the war in the United States, for what was, even in

those dull days in Havana, considered a low sum, for the chance of making

it pay was a trifle against her. She kept it American style—had batter

cakes and mince pies—so that, though her prices were, as we say now, “the

limit,” every refugee and newspaper correspondent who was sick of garlic

and crude oil diet, felt he had to live at the American hotel. Havana was

then the refuge of defaulters and others of lax business methods, there

being no extradition treaty between the United States and Spain.

In Cuba when you rent a house, you pay by the month, and so long as you

meet the payments, you cannot be dispossessed. (I do not know what the

law may be now; I write of forty years ago.) Not long after Mrs. Brewer’s

venture proved a success, the owner tried every possible way to make

her throw up the lease. Anyone knowing Mrs. Brewer as I did, could well

understand there was no coercing her. She maintained her rights, paying

rent with utmost promptness, and when paper currency made its unwelcome

advent and was legally declared of equal value with gold, the payments

were made in paper. That currency depreciated steadily and so greatly,

too, that Mrs. Brewer told me the rent of her basement to the German

consulate for storage purposes, which rent she exacted in gold, was, when

exchanged for paper currency, sufficient to pay the rent of her entire

building. When I remonstrated with her as being unjust, she explained

that all the years she had occupied the building the owner refused to

make necessary repairs and alterations. She had been compelled to put

in modern plumbing, repairs, painting—in fact, everything—at her own

expense, and now she was simply reimbursing herself. When she amassed

a fortune, tired of the life, she threw up the lease, returned to the

United States and a few years ago died at an advanced age. Her previous

history is like a “story told by night.”

She was the wife of a United States army officer, stationed at

Charleston, who eloped with his wife’s seamstress. She did not know nor

did she take steps to inform herself, where they fled. He had cashed

his bank account and gone. In her shameful abandonment she took passage

on the first vessel leaving port for foreign lands. She arrived, a

young, deserted wife, in Havana, years before I knew her, homeless

and friendless, and was removed from the schooner on which she made

the voyage from Charleston ill of yellow fever. When she was ready to

leave the hospital, it was found not only the small amount of money in

her purse, but her jewelry as well, was barely sufficient to pay her

expenses. When she recovered, she speedily found work in Havana, sewing

in the house of a Spanish _marquesa_, who became deeply interested in

the case of the forlorn woman, eventually assisting her in getting an

independent start at keeping a boarding house for foreigners in the city

who chafed at Cuban cooking.

A proposition had been made to Mrs. Brewer by two or three American

refugees to keep house for them, they to furnish everything, but the

generous _marquesa_ vetoed the plan and offered to finance a better

scheme. So Mrs. Brewer rented and furnished a small house, and the men

came to her as boarders, thereby placing herself in a more independent

position. From that small beginning sprung the largest, best equipped and

most expensive—for her charges were exorbitant—hostelry in the island.

Meanwhile the kindly _marquesa_ went her way gaily in the fashionable

wealthy society of Havana, Mrs. Brewer working and managing, toiling and

accumulating in her own domain. They rarely met.

When my family went to Cuba it was to escape from war troubles at home.

We sought for rest and peace, but it was not long before we felt we may

have “jumped from the frying pan into the fire.” Rebellion soon became

rife on the island. We, being neutrals, had occasional visits from both

parties of the guerilla type. The captains-general sent at frequent

intervals from the mother country ruled with severity.

One morning while I was visiting Mrs. Brewer, the _marquesa_ called,

in a terrible state of mind. Her young son, an only child, had been

arrested, imprisoned and sentenced to be executed as a rebel sympathizer.

She declared to Mrs. Brewer that she and her friends were powerless to

do anything in the case, and she implored Mrs. Brewer’s assistance. It

was grand to see how the American woman responded. “Go to your home,

possess your soul in peace, if you can. I will intercede with the

Captain-general.” She did, too. As I remember, Mr. Henry Hall was the

American consul. A messenger was sent with flying feet to summon him.

By the time she had dressed herself in her finest finery and decked

her person with all the jewels she could muster and had her carriage

and liveried coachman ready, Mr. Hall had put on his official dress,

both knowing how important it was to create an impression on the wily

Spaniard. They looked as if they might be more than count and countess,

marquis and _marquesa_ themselves.

Arriving at the palace, our consul obtained immediate access to the

potentate. Mrs. Brewer was introduced with a flourish, and she at

once proceeded to tell her story. She told of the extreme youth of

the prisoner, too immature to be a volunteer on either side, too

inexperienced to have any opinion, and so on, imploring him to spare

the life of “an only son, and his mother a widow.” The stern old man

only shook his head and repeated that his orders were absolute and

unchangeable. Mrs. Brewer fell upon her knees before him, declaring she

would not rise until he at least commuted the sentence to banishment to

Spain. She told him her own story; how she, a friendless woman, had been

succored and comforted and assisted by the boy’s mother years before.

She had been grateful, but had never had the opportunity to prove the

depth of her gratitude.

I was still at Hotel Cubano, waiting, oh, so anxiously, to know the

result of the mission, when Mrs. Brewer returned radiant. She had gone

from the palace with the sentence of banishment in her hand to the

_marquesa’s_ home. The young boy sailed the following day to Spain. Mr.

Hall told me afterwards he had never witnessed such a scene; had never

heard such an impassioned appeal. “It would,” he said, “have moved an

image of stone.”

XXXVII

“WE SHALL KNOW EACH OTHER THERE”

Did you ever hear the old Methodist hymn, “We Shall Know Each Other

There”? It appeals to me rather strongly now, when I read a long list of

the names of those already “there,” who attended a meeting in New Orleans

over sixty years ago, in behalf of Gen. Zach Taylor’s nomination for the

United States Presidency. Every name is familiar to me. Each one calls to

mind the features of a friend, and every blessed one of them has long ago

joined the immortals. I trust they “know each other there.”

Here’s the name of Glendy Burke, who promised me a gold thimble when I

was a little girl making my first attempt at cross-stitch, if I would

finish the footstool for him. I earned the gold thimble, large enough for

my finger, long after I was grown and married.

Cuthbert Bullitt and Levi Peirce! It seemed to require the presence

of both to make a mass meeting a complete success. They lived almost

side by side on St. Charles Street at that time. It was only the other

day dear Mrs. Peirce died. She was born in 1812. I loved to visit the

Peirces, though the daughters, Cora and Caroline, were at least ten

years my senior. They never married, so managed to “keep young,” though

Caroline was an invalid. She laughingly told me she had rheumatism of the

heart and inner coating of the ribs, whatever that may mean.

In 1849 her doctor ordered her to Pass Christian, so early that the

hotel, which I have attempted to describe in a previous chapter, was

not open for the season. I was invited to accompany the two sisters. At

first we were the only guests in the hotel, but presently there arrived

J. DeB. De Bow of “Review” fame, and another bachelor, lacking the

giddy and frivolous elements, a Mr. De Saulles. Mr. Pierce had sent us

forth in style, with a mature maid, as duenna, to look after the three

frisky misses, also a pack of cards and a bag of picayunes, to play that

elevating and refining game of poker. I never enjoyed an outing more than

those two out-of-season weeks at the old hotel at Pass Christian.

The two bachelors did not bother us with attentions, but, strange to say,

Mr. De Bow and I actually felt congenial, and after our return to the

city he made me several calls, and as the forgetful old lady remarked,

“Might have been calling till now,” but some busybody—I always had my

suspicions who—sent me at New Year’s, with Mr. De Bow’s card, a gaudily

bound volume of “Poems of Amelia,” the silliest of love trash. I still

have the book; it’s of the kind you never can lose. I showed it to him—so

innocently, too, and thanked him the best I could for the uncomplimentary

present. My old beau never called again. He was sensitive to ridicule,

and seemed to have taken it _au sérieux_....

However, all this is a sidetrack. Mr. De Bow was not at that meeting, but

Col. Christy and J. A. Maybin were. They were not of the De Bow type, but

their familiar names are on the list before me. Both the Christys and

Maybins lived near the Strawbridges, way off Poydras Street.

Here’s the name of Maunsel White, too. Both he and Christy were

colonels—I believe veterans of the battle of New Orleans—the anniversary

of which, the 8th of January, is always celebrated on the spot, and

nowhere else I ever heard of. I never heard of one of Gen. Jackson’s men

that was just a plain soldier in the ranks. They all had titles, from

Gen. McCausland, who lived near Laurel Hill, down. I was a friend of

Col. White’s daughter, Clara, and recall a delightful visit I made to

their plantation, “Deer Range.” It must have been in March, for the dear

Irish gentleman had a holiday. All the bells were ringing the day in,

when I rose the first morning, and the old gentleman, after singing for

our benefit “St. Patrick’s Day in the Morning,” proclaimed a plantation

holiday. It was all great fun.

S. J. Peters I knew after my marriage. He was a lifelong friend of my

husband’s. As long as he lived, and we were on our plantation, he sent us

every New Year’s a demijohn of fine Madeira, by that universal express of

the day, the _Belle Creole_. I forget how Mr. Peters looked, or anything

I ever heard him say, but one does not easily forget a yearly present of

five gallons of choice old wine.

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