"RAINCOATS AT LESS THAN COST PRICE LAST 3 DAYS."--_Advert. in
Provincial Paper_.
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"Lady has Left-off Clothing; privately."--_Provincial Paper._
Of course. That goes without saying.
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[Illustration: _Trainer_ (_to Irish apprentice who has finished among the
"also ran"_). "WHY DIDN'T YOU HANG ON TO THE FAVOURITE? DIDN'T I TELL YOU
YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE HE WAS AFRAID OF."
_Apprentice._ "THAT'S JUST IT, SORR. 'TWAS THE WAY HE WAS SO AFRAID OF ME,
WHIN WE CAME INTO THE STRAIGHT, HE JUST FLED AWAY FROM ME."]
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