House, the enigmatic Colonel, WILSON'S right-hand man in France
When the PRESIDENT was leading Peace's great Parisian dance,
Once again returns to Europe as a journalist free-lance.
He's a most sagacious person, indisposed to carp or grouse,
So we hope he'll be successful, aided by his tact and _nous_,
In upholding Mr. WILSON, _not_ in bringing down the House.
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