CHAPTER VI.

THE BAILIFF; AND A BITTER TRIAL.

Jennings--Mr. Simon Jennings--for he prided himself much both

on the Mr. and the Simon, was an upright man, a very upright man indeed,

literally so as well as metaphorically. He was not tall certainly, but

what there was of him stood bolt upright. Many fancied that his neck was

possessed of some natural infirmity, or rather firmity, of

unbendableness, some little-to-be-envied property of being a perpetual

stiff-neck; and they were the more countenanced in this theory, from the

fact that, within a few days past, Mr. Jennings had contracted an ugly

knack of carrying his erect head in the comfortless position of peeping

over his left shoulder; not always so, indeed, but often enough to be

remarkable; and then he would occasionally start it straight again, eyes

right, with a nervous twitch, any thing but pleasant to the marvelling

spectator. It was as if he was momentarily expecting to look upon some

vague object that affrighted him, and sometimes really did see it. Mr.

Jennings had consulted high medical authority (as Hurstley judged), to

wit, the Union doctor of last scene, an enterprising practitioner, glib

in theory, and bold in practice--and it had been mutually agreed between

them that "stomach" was the cause of these unhandsome symptoms; acridity

of the gastric juice, consequent indigestion and spasm, and generally a

hypochondriacal habit of body. Mr. Jennings must take certain draughts

thrice a day, be very careful of his diet, and keep his mind at ease. As

to Simon himself, he was, poor man, much to be pitied in this ideal

visitation; for, though his looks confessed that he saw, or fancied he

saw, a something, he declared himself wholly at a loss to explain what

that something was: moreover, contrary to former habits of an

ostentatious boldness, he seemed meekly to shrink from observation: and,

as he piously acquiesced in the annoyance, would observe that his

unpleasant jerking was "a little matter after all, and that, no doubt,

the will of Providence."

Independently of these new grimaces, Simon's appearance was little in

his favour: not that his small dimensions signified--Cæsar, and

Buonaparte, and Wellington, and Nelson, all were little men--not that

his dress was other than respectable--black coat and waistcoat, white

stiff cravat, gray trowsers somewhat shrunk in longitude, good

serviceable shoe-leather (of the shape, if not also of the size, of

river barges), and plenty of unbleached cotton stocking about the

gnarled region of his ankles. All this was well enough; nature was

beholden to that charity of art which hides a multitude of failings; but

the face, where native man looks forth in all his unadornment, that it

was which so seldom pre-possessed the many who had never heard of

Jenning's strict character and stern integrity. The face was a sallow

face, peaked towards the nose, with head and chin receding; lit withal

by small protrusive eyes, so constructed, that the whites all round were

generally visible, giving them a strange and staring look; elevated

eye-brows; not an inch of whisker, but all shaved sore right up to the

large and prominent ear; and lank black, hair, not much of it, scantily

thatching all smooth. Then his arms, oscillating as he walked (as if the

pendulum by which that rigid man was made to go his regular routine),

were much too long for symmetry: and altogether, to casual view, Mr.

Jennings must acknowledge to a supercilious, yet sneaking air--which

charity has ere now been kind enough to think a conscious rectitude

towards man, and a soft-going humility with God.

When the bailiff takes his round about the property, as we see him now,

he is mounted--to say he rides would convey far too equestrian a

notion--he is mounted on a rough-coated, quiet, old, white

shooting-pony; the saddle strangely girded on with many bands about the

belly, the stirrups astonishingly short, and straps never called upon to

diminish that long whity-brown interval between shoe and trowser: Mr.

Jennings sits his steed with nose aloft, and a high perch in the

general, somewhat loosely, and, had the pony been a Bucephalus rather

than a Rozinante, not a little perilously. Simon is jogging hitherwards

toward Roger Acton, as he digs the land-drain across this marshy meadow:

let us see how it fares now with our poor hero.

Occupation--yes, duteous occupation--has exerted its wholsesome

influences, and, thank God! Roger is himself again. He has been very

sorry half the day, both for the wicked feelings of the morning, and

that still more wicked theft--a bad business altogether, he cannot bear

to think of it; the gold was none of his, whosesoever it might be--he

ought not to have touched it--vexed he did, but cannot help it now; it

is well he lost it too, for ill-got money never came to any good:

though, to be sure, if he could only get it honestly, money would make a

man of him.

I am not sure of that, Roger, it may be so sometimes; but, in my

judgment, money has unmade more men than made them.

"How now, Acton, is not this drain dug yet! You have been about it much

too long, sir; I shall fine you for this."

"Please you, Muster Jennings, I've stuck to it pretty tightly too,

barring that I make to-day three-quarters, being late: but it's heavy

clay, you see, Mr. Simon--wet above and iron-hard below: it shall all be

ready by to-morrow, Mr. Simon."

Whether the "Mr. Simon" had its softening influence, or any other

considerations lent their soothing aid, we shall see presently; for the

bailiff added, in a tone unusually indulgent,

"Well, Roger, see it is done, and well done; and now I have just another

word to say to you: his honour is coming round this way, and if he asks

you any questions, remember to be sure and tell him this--you have got a

comfortable cottage, very comfortable, just repaired, you want for

nothing, and are earning twelve shillings a week."

"God help me, Muster Jennings: why my wages are but eight, and my hovel

scarcely better than a pig-pound."

"Look you, Acton; tell Sir John what you have told me, and you are a

ruined man. Make it twelve to his honour, as others shall do: who

knows," he added, half-coaxing, half-soliloquizing, "perhaps his honour

may really make it twelve, instead of eight."

"Oh, Muster Jennings! and who gets the odd four?"

"What, man! do you dare to ask me that? Remember, sir, at your peril,

that you, and all the rest, _have had_ twelve shillings a-week wages

whenever you have worked on this estate--not a word!--and that, if you

dare speak or even think to the contrary, you never earn a penny here

again. But here comes John Vincent, my master, as I, Simon Jennings, am

yours: be careful what you say to him."

Sir John Devereux Vincent, after a long minority, had at length shaken

off his guardians, and become master of his own doings, and of Hurstley

Hall. The property was in pretty decent order, and funds had accumulated

vastly: all this notwithstanding a thousand peculations, and the

suspicious incident that one of the guardians was a "highly respectable"

solicitor. Sir John, like most new brooms, had with the best intentions

resolved upon sweeping measures of great good; especially also upon

doing a great deal with his own eyes and ears; but, like as aforesaid,

he was permitted neither to hear nor see any truths at all. Just now,

the usual night's work took him a little off the hooks, and we must make

allowances; really, too, he was by far the soberest of all those choice

spirits, and drank and played as little as he could; and even, under

existing disadvantages, he managed by four o'clock post meridiem to

inspect a certain portion of the estate duly every day, under the

prudential guidance of his bailiff Jennings. There, that good-looking,

tall young fellow on the blood mare just cantering up to us is Sir John;

the other two are a couple of the gallant youths now feasting at the

Hall: ay, two of the fiercest foes in last night's broil. Those heated

little matters are easily got over.

"Hollo, Jennings! what the devil made you give that start? you couldn't

look more horrified if ghosts were at your elbow: why, your face is the

picture of death; look another way, man, do, or my mare will bolt."

"I beg your pardon, Sir John, but the spasm took me: it is my infirmity;

forgive it. This meadow, you perceive, Sir John, requires drainage, and

afterwards I propose to dress it with free chalk to sweeten the grass.

Next field, you will take notice, the guano--"

"Well, well--Jennings--and that poor fellow there up to his knees in

mud, is he pretty tolerably off now?"

"Oh, your honour," said the bailiff, with a knowing look, "I only wish

that half the little farmers hereabouts were as well to do as he is: a

pretty cottage, Sir John, half an acre of garden, and twelve shillings a

week, is pretty middling for a single man."

"Aha--is it?--well; but the poor devil looks wretched enough too--I will

just ask him if he wants any thing now."

"Don't, Sir John, pray don't; pray permit me to advise your honour:

these men are always wanting. 'Acton's cottage' is a proverb; and Roger

there can want for nothing honestly; nevertheless, as I know your

honour's good heart, and wish to make all happy, if you will suffer me

to see to it myself--"

"Certainly, Jennings, do, do by all means, and thank you: here, just to

make a beginning, as we're all so jolly at the Hall, and that poor

fellow's up to his neck in mud, give him this from me to drink my health

with."

Acton, who had dutifully held aloof, and kept on digging steadily, was

still quite near enough to hear all this; at the magical word "give," he

looked up hurriedly, and saw Sir John Vincent toss a piece of gold--yes,

on his dying oath, a bright new sovereign--to Simon Jennings. O blessed

vision, and gold was to be his at last!

"Come along, Mynton; Hunt, now mind you try and lame that big beast of a

raw-boned charger among these gutters, will you? I'm off, Jennings; meet

me, do you hear, at the Croft to-mor--"

So the three friends galloped away; and John Vincent really felt more

light-hearted and happy than at any time the week past, for having so

properly got rid of a welcome bit of gold.

"Roger Acton! come up here, sir, out of that ditch: his honour has been

liberal enough to give you a shilling to drink his health with."

"A shilling, Muster Jennings?" said the poor astonished man; "why I'll

make oath it was a pound; I saw it myself. Come, Muster Jennings, don't

break jokes upon a poor man's back."

"Jokes, Acton? sticks, sir, if you say another word: take John Vincent's

shilling."

"Oh, sir!" cried Roger, quite unmanned at this most cruel

disappointment; "be merciful--be generous--give me my gold, my own bit

of gold! I'll swear his honour gave it for me: blessings on his head!

You know he did, Mr. Simon; don't play upon me!"

"Play upon you?--generous--your gold--what is it you mean, man? We'll

have no madmen about us, I can tell you; take the shilling, or else--"

"'Rob not the poor, because he is poor, for the Lord shall plead his

cause,'" was the solemn answer.

"Roger Acton!"--the bailiff gave a scared start, as usual, and,

recovering himself, looked both white and stern: "you have dared to

quote the Bible against me: deeply shall you rue it. Begone, man! your

work on this estate is at an end."

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