CHAPTER IV.

Tyranny of Cambyses, terminating in madness—of Caligula—of the Emperor

Paul.

No questions which can become the subject of judicial examination

are more delicate and difficult than those which depend upon a man’s

mental sanity, whether the case be of a civil or a criminal nature;

whether it regard his competence to manage his own affairs, or his

possession of that moral feeling of right and wrong in the absence

of which he cannot be justly punished as a responsible agent. In the

first instance, daily experience shows us that general eccentricity,

and even delusion upon particular subjects, may exist in union with

the most acute perception of personal interests; in the second, it is

equally clear that the moral sense may be perverted upon one or more

points without being destroyed, and indeed without any other indication

of mental disease. We may take as an example of this the burning of

York Cathedral some years ago. Martin believed this to be morally a

meritorious act, and herein lay his madness: on a case of murder,

robbery, or any other infraction of the laws, he would have judged

aright. But though he believed it to be meritorious, he knew it to

be illegal; he knew that he was subject to punishment, and fled from

it accordingly: and upon this ground the question might be raised,

whether his madness should have protected him from the penalty affixed

to his act. But exclusively of those more strongly marked cases,

which alone are likely to become subjects of judicial inquiry, no man

can converse extensively with the living, or, through the medium of

books, with the dead, without continually asking himself whether the

eccentricity, perverseness, intemperance, and extravagance which he

sees on all sides are compatible with a perfectly sound state of mind.

Mental as well as bodily illness may assume all shapes, and be of all

degrees: and both reflection and observation lead us to conclude that

excessive indulgence of the passions will impair the understanding,

as surely as sensual intemperance injures the constitution. It would

not be difficult to enumerate a long list of causes tending more or

less to unsettle the reason; indeed, no pursuit, however unexciting

it may seem, can be exclusively followed without risk of this result.

Science has its dangers as well as love: the philosopher’s stone and

the quadrature of the circle have probably turned as many heads as

has female ingratitude, from the time of Orlando Furioso downwards.

At present, however, we mean to confine ourselves to one particular

manifestation of insanity, or something nearly allied to it, with the

view of illustrating, in some degree, that large portion of history

which is occupied by the crimes and follies of absolute monarchs.

In reading such narratives as the following, we naturally wonder how

it is that anything human can have been led to play a part so entirely

at variance with all the kindly feelings of human nature. To believe

that Caligula and Nero came into the world fully prepared for the

part which they were afterwards to play, would be as unreasonable as

to adopt the other extreme, and maintain, as some have done, that the

tempers and abilities of all men are originally similar and equal. But

“the child is father of the man.” The work of education begins at an

early period, and circumstances seemingly too trivial to notice, may

exert a powerful effect in fixing our future destiny for good or evil.

There are few persons whose patience has not been more or less tried by

spoiled children, and who cannot point out examples where the temper

of the mature man has been seriously injured by early injudicious

indulgence; and many must know cases in which the paroxysms of a

naturally bad temper, exasperated by uncontrolled licence and habitual

submission, have amounted almost to occasional insanity. Causes closely

analogous to those which render one man the dread of his domestic

circle, may render another the terror and the scourge of half the

earth. The same spirit which vents itself in ill–humour for a broken

piece of china, or execrations for an ill–cooked dinner, if fostered by

power, might correct breaches of etiquette with the knout, and deal out

confiscations and death as unsparingly as oaths. We may observe that,

bloody and unfeeling as their administration may have been, it is not

among the adventurers who have carved their own way to a crown that

the wantonness of tyranny has been most developed; it is rather among

their descendants, men nurtured among parasites, with the prospect of

despotism ever before their eyes. Surrounded from infancy by those

whose interest it has been to pamper, not to repress their evil

passions, taught, in Pagan countries, to regard themselves as gods, and

worshipped as such by a servile and besotted multitude, what wonder

that they tread under foot those who bow the neck before them, and

scorn to sympathise with a confessedly inferior race? In private life,

however, the regulation of the mind may be neglected, the supremacy

of law, and the knowledge that excess, beyond a certain point, cannot

be committed with impunity, exerts a salutary restraint over the

wildest spirits. But he who is above the influence of fear, whose angry

passions have never been checked, nor his desires controlled, and who

is harassed by the craving after excitement consequent upon satiety

of sensual pleasures, is prepared for any caprice or enormity which

the humour of the moment may suggest. The mind can hardly be thus

morally depraved without becoming intellectually depraved also: as the

animal man is cherished, and the reasonable man neglected, the former

will assume the guidance due to the latter, and human becomes little

superior to brute nature, except in its greater power to do mischief.

In this state of degradation

Even–handed justice

Condemns the ingredients of the poisoned chalice

To our own lips.

The dominion of the passions is worse than external oppression, and

conscience exasperates, after it has lost its power to reform. Misery

may then complete the ruin which intemperance began, and cruelty, from

being only indifferent, become congenial.

If a man deprives himself almost of the common necessaries of life,

for the purpose of accumulating money which he will never use or want;

if he sleeps all day, and wakes all night; if he chooses to wear

his shoes upon his hands, and his gloves upon his feet, or indulge

in any other such ridiculous fancies; we call him odd, eccentric, a

madman, according to the degree of his deviation from established

usages: and justly, for in all these things a sound mind is wanting.

Yet that man may be perfectly able to foresee the consequences of

his actions, perfect master of his reason upon every subject; and

therefore be both legally and morally responsible. It is a state of

mind strictly analogous, as we believe, to this, which has produced

the worst excesses of the worst oppressors; and one which has sprung

from the same cause—habitual submission to the will instead of the

reason. From the childish passion of George II., who manifested his

displeasure on great occasions by kicking his hat about the room, to

the superhuman crimes of Caligula, we find this disease, if we may call

it so, manifested in every variety of degree and form. In Henry VIII.

of England, we trace it in the contrast between the early and later

years of his reign, in the increased violence of his passions, and in

the capriciousness and cruelty ingrafted on a temper not naturally

ungentle. We ascribe to it the ungovernable fury which obscured the

brilliant qualities of Peter of Russia; and we find it still more

strongly marked in the extravagances which are ascribed to Xerxes. His

very preparations for invading Greece, on a scale so disproportionate

to the value of his object if attained, show how subordinate was his

judgment to his inclinations; and no one can read the narration of his

chastisement of the Hellespont, without recognising the weakness of a

mind unsettled by extravagant presumption. “When Xerxes heard that his

bridges were carried away, he was much vexed, and ordered three hundred

lashes to be given to the Hellespont, and a pair of fetters to be cast

into it. And I have heard that he sent men at the same time to brand

the Hellespont. Moreover, he commanded those that inflicted the stripes

to use unholy and barbarian language, saying, ‘Thou bitter water, thy

master inflicts this punishment upon thee, because thou hast wronged

him, having received no injury at his hands. And King Xerxes will cross

thee, whether thou wilt or no: and, as is fit, no one sacrifices to

thee, because thou art a salt and crafty river.’ So he ordered them to

punish the sea thus, and to cut off the heads of the Grecians who had

charge of the bridge.”[132] This is as downright frenzy as the walls of

Bedlam ever witnessed: a paroxysm of temporary insanity, produced by

disappointment acting on a vain, ungoverned mind.

Before proceeding to relate in detail the lives of some remarkable

persons which bear upon the point in question, we wish briefly to

allude to the very singular and striking history of Nebuchadnezzar,

though with no view of resolving that preternatural visitation, which

is expressly stated to have been from God, into a natural consequence

of his intemperate pride. From the few notices of him preserved in the

Bible, he seems to have been a man cast in no ordinary mould; to have

been endowed with powers and capability of excellence commensurate with

the exalted situation which he was appointed to hold. It is evident,

however, that he had drunk deep of the intoxication of despotism. His

intended massacre of the wise men, and the Chaldeans, in point of

wisdom and justice is on a par with the anger of a child who beats

his nurse because she will not give him the moon to play with; and

his conduct with respect to the image of the plain of Dura, if less

preposterous, is not more creditable to his notions of toleration or

humanity. In fact, he appears to have been in a fair way to become as

truculent a tyrant as Cambyses or Caligula, when that awful vision,

related at length in the fourth chapter of Daniel, was presented to

him, which foretold his banishment from the throne and from men: and we

may infer from the warning of the inspired interpreter, and from the

course of the narrative, that his overweening pride and hardness of

heart, the food and origin of that mental alienation of which we have

been speaking at such length, were the vices against which Divine anger

was especially directed. “This is the decree of the Most High, which

is come upon my lord the king: They shall drive thee from men, and thy

dwelling shall be with the beasts of the field, till thou know that the

Most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he

will.... Wherefore, O king, let my counsel be acceptable unto thee, and

break off thy sins by righteousness, and thine iniquities by showing

mercy to the poor: if it may be a lengthening of thy tranquillity....

At the end of twelve months he walked in the palace of the kingdom of

Babylon. The king spoke and said, Is not this the great Babylon that I

have built for the house of the kingdom, by the might of my power, and

for the honour of my majesty? While the word was in the king’s mouth,

there fell a voice from heaven, saying, O King Nebuchadnezzar, to thee

it is spoken; the kingdom is departed from thee. And they shall drive

thee from men, and thy dwelling shall be with the beasts of the field;

they shall make thee to eat grass as oxen, and seven times shall pass

over thee, until thou know that the Most High ruleth in the kingdom of

men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.”[133]

Of the following sketches the two first exhibit the dominion of passion

in its most violent form; the last differs rather in degree than in

nature. Strictly speaking, the life of Cambyses is not entitled to a

place here; but Herodotus makes us so familiar with Persian history

from the time of Cyrus, that it seems naturally to find a place in

works relating to the history of Greece.

Cambyses succeeded to the undisturbed possession of that vast empire

which his father Cyrus had acquired, extending from the Indus to the

Ægean, and from the Caspian to the Red Sea. This extent of dominion

might seem enough to satisfy the most ambitious, and employ the

most active mind; but the son, unhappily for himself, inherited the

father’s military spirit, and in the fourth year of his reign quitted

his paternal kingdom to conquer Egypt. He marched along the coast

from Palestine to Pelusium, where he found encamped Psammenitus, who

had succeeded his father Amasis on the Egyptian throne. A battle was

fought, in which the Egyptians were defeated; they fled to Memphis, and

the rest of the country submitted without further struggle. Herodotus,

who visited the field of battle, relates a curious story. The bones of

either nation were heaped apart, as they had been originally separated;

and the Persian skulls were so weak that you could throw a pebble

through them, whereas the Egyptian would hardly break, though beaten

with a large stone. Their descendants do not appear to have degenerated

in this respect.

Cambyses sent a ship of Mitylene up the Nile, to summon Memphis to

surrender. The savage and exasperated inhabitants tore the herald

and crew limb from limb, and made a long defence, during which the

Cyrenæans and the neighbouring Libyans submitted. The city being at

last taken, he put Psammenitus to a singular trial.

“On the tenth day after the capture of Memphis, he placed Psammenitus,

together with other Egyptians, without the gates; and meaning to make

essay of his temper, he acted thus. He clothed that king’s daughter in

servile raiment, and sent her, bearing a water–pitcher, to fetch water,

and with her other maidens of the noblest families similarly clad. And

as they went with wailing and lamentation past their fathers, these,

all but Psammenitus, re–echoed their cries, seeing the evil condition

of their children; but he bowed his head to the earth. When they had

passed, his son came by with two thousand Egyptians of like age, with

bits in their mouths, and their necks bound with halters, who were

thus led to death in retaliation for the Mityleneans who were slain at

Memphis. For the royal judges had decided that for every one of them

ten of the noblest Egyptians should perish. And he, seeing them pass,

and knowing that his son was carried to execution, while his countrymen

who were around him wept and were much distressed, did as in the case

of his daughter. When they were gone, an old man, who was formerly of

his drinking parties, being now deprived of his fortune, and compelled

to beg through the army, chanced to come where Psammenitus was sitting;

and Psammenitus, when he saw his friend, cried aloud, and smote his

head, calling upon him by name. Men were placed near, who told Cambyses

every thing that happened; and he was much surprised, and sent this

message: ‘Psammenitus, your master Cambyses asks why, having given way

neither to cries nor tears when you saw your daughter maltreated and

your son going to execution, you have honoured with them a man nowise

related to you?’ He answered, ‘Son of Cyrus, my domestic misfortunes

were too mighty to be wept; but the sufferings of a friend, who, on

the threshold of old age, has fallen from a high and happy state into

beggary, form a fit subject for tears.’”[134] The heart of Cambyses was

touched for once, and he ordered the Egyptian prince to be sought and

saved; but his mercy came too late.

Proceeding from Memphis to Sais, he broke open the tomb of Amasis,

the late king, and caused the body, which was embalmed as usual, to

be scourged, and insulted in every possible way.[135] Finally, he

ordered it to be burnt, wherein he transgressed equally the religion

of the Persians and Egyptians. For the former say that it is not fit

to consign a dead man to a divinity, esteeming fire as such; while the

latter believe it to be a savage animal, which consumes every thing

within its reach, and then dies; and consider it unlawful to let their

corpses be the prey of wild beasts. Hence the practice of embalming,

that worms may not prey upon their flesh. This wanton and disgusting

outrage was prompted by personal hatred, arising from a slight said to

have been put upon him by Amasis, in consequence of which the invasion

of Egypt was undertaken.

That country being subdued, far from being contented with his

acquisitions, he now meditated three expeditions at once: one against

Carthage, which was frustrated by the Phœnicians, who composed the

chief part of his fleet, refusing to serve against their kinsmen and

descendants; another against the Ammonians, who lived in the Libyan

desert, in a spot made famous by the oracle of Ammon;[136] a third

against the Æthiopians, called Macrobii, or long–lived, who were said

to be the tallest and handsomest of all men, and to reach the age of

120 years and upwards. The monarchy was elective, and they chose for

their king whoever was most eminent for strength and stature. Before

he set out, Cambyses sent spies into this country, charged with gifts

and professions of friendship, to which the Æthiopian replied, “The

king of Persia has not sent you with gifts, as setting a high price on

my alliance; and you speak falsely, for you are come as spies of my

realm. Neither is that man upright, for then he would covet none other

country than his own, and not have enslaved those from whom he has

had no wrong. Give to him, then, this bow, and say, ‘The king of the

Æthiopians advises the king of the Persians to invade the long–lived

Æthiopians with overpowering numbers, as soon as the Persians can draw

thus easily such bows as these; and, until then, to thank the gods who

have not inclined the sons of the Æthiopians to add the lands of others

to their own.’”[137]

Cambyses, as we may suppose, flew into no small passion at the receipt

of such an answer, and urged his march, says Herodotus, like one out

of his right mind, and too impetuously to wait until magazines could

be formed,—a precaution the more needful, because, according to the

prevalent notions of geography, he was going to the uttermost parts of

the earth. From Thebes he detached 50,000 men to enslave the Ammonians,

and burn the temple of Ammon, while he advanced towards Æthiopia with

the rest: but before one–fifth of the journey was accomplished, all

their food was consumed, even to the beasts of burden which attended

the camp. “If, when he found this out, he had changed his mind, and

brought home his army, then, bating the original fault, he would have

been a wise man. But, instead of this, he pressed continually forward,

without any consideration.”

The consequence of this improvident obstinacy was, that his soldiers,

who had lived on herbs so long as the earth produced anything, began

to live upon each other when they reached the sandy desert. Cambyses

had no relish for this sort of supper, whether he was to eat, or, like

Polonius, to be eaten, and at length turned back, not before he had

lost a large part of his army. The other detachment advanced deep into

the desert, whence they returned not, nor was it known what became of

them. The Ammonians said that a mighty south–west wind had overwhelmed

them with sand. The circumstances of their supposed destruction are

powerfully though rather extravagantly described by Darwin:—

“Now o’er their head the whizzing whirlwinds breathe,

And the live desert pants and heaves beneath;

Tinged by the crimson sun, vast columns rise

Of eddying sands, and war amid the skies,

In red arcades the billowy plain surround,

And stalking turrets dance upon the ground.

Onward resistless rolls the infuriate surge,

Clouds follow clouds, and mountains mountains urge;

Wave over wave the driving desert swims;

Bursts o’er their heads, inhumes their struggling limbs;

Man mounts on man, on camels camels rush,

Hosts march o’er hosts, and nations nations crush,—

Wheeling in air the winged islands fall,

And one great earthy ocean covers all!—

Then ceased the storm.—Night bowed his Ethiop brow

To earth, and listened to the groans below.—

Grim Horror shook—awhile the living hill

Heaved with convulsive throes—and all was still!”[138]

The king returned to Memphis, his army much weakened, and his warlike

ardour probably no less cooled, by this double failure; for he made

no more trials to extend his empire. So humiliating a disappointment

was not likely to sweeten his arbitrary temper, and to its effects

we are inclined to attribute the sudden change which appears to have

taken place in his conduct. We say appears, because up to this time

nothing is related of his private life: it is not probable, however,

that the historian would have omitted occurrences such as those which

characterise it from henceforward. The seeds of the evil which now

shot up had long been rooting themselves. Self–gratification had

been the end, and his will the guide, of his actions; and on such

persons uncontrolled power acts like a hot–bed, to draw up their bad

qualities into tenfold rankness. Old tales make frequent mention of

magicians being torn in pieces by the spirits whom they have called

up. He who gives loose to the evil passions of his nature, has a worse

set of fiends to deal with, than the grotesque imaginations of our

forefathers ever figured, and will find it harder to escape from them

in safety: what wonder is it if the reason proves unequal to bear

the shocks of such a warfare? That the mind of Cambyses so yielded,

the cruelty, impiety, and extravagance of his latter years, in which

his conduct was as impolitic as wicked, will not allow us to doubt.

Disappointment and vexation could not have produced the disorder,

though they may have hastened the crisis and increased its violence.

The Egyptians referred this change to another cause. When Cambyses

reached Memphis he found the city in great joy. Apis,[139] the sacred

bull, one of their most venerated deities, had just appeared, and,

as usual, the whole country celebrated it as a festival. The despot

suspected, not unnaturally, that they were rejoicing over his defeat,

and sent for the magistrates, to ask why the Egyptians, who had done

nothing of the sort when he was before at Memphis, made such show of

joy, now that he came there after losing his army. They replied, that

their god, who was wont to appear at long intervals, had manifested

himself, and that on this occasion the Egyptians always kept holiday.

Cambyses said they lied, and therefore sent them to execution. He

next sent for the priests, and being similarly answered, said that he

would soon know whether any tame god was come among the Egyptians.

At his command, the animal was produced; he drew his dagger, struck

Apis in the thigh, and said, laughing, “Fools, are such things gods,

composed of flesh and blood and penetrable to steel? He is indeed a

god worthy of the Egyptians! For you, you shall not make a mock of me

with impunity.” So saying, he ordered the priests to be scourged, and

all persons found celebrating the feast to be slain. Apis died, and was

buried secretly. From this sacrilege the Egyptians dated the madness

of Cambyses. Others ascribed it to epilepsy, to which he is said to

have been subject from his birth. The disease might have produced a

liability to insanity, but it could scarcely have been the agent in

working so sudden a change. The extravagances of Caligula, however,

were referred by many to the same cause.

The change in his temper was first shown by the murder of his brother

Smerdis, whom he had sent back to Susa in a fit of jealousy because he

was the only man in the army who could draw the King of Ethiopia’s bow,

even for two fingers’ breadth. After taking this step, he dreamed that

a messenger came to him from Persia, with tidings that Smerdis sat upon

the throne, and touched the heavens with his head. Fearing, therefore,

that this vision portended his being deposed and murdered, he sent a

trusty follower, named Prexaspes, to Susa, with orders to assassinate

his brother. The commission was faithfully performed.

A sister also, who had followed him into Egypt, and with whom he

cohabited, fell a victim to his intemperate passion. “Before this

time,” Herodotus says, “the Persians never married their sisters, but

he, wishing to do so, managed it thus. Knowing that he was about to act

contrary to their customs, he sent for the royal judges, and asked them

if there were any law permitting any one who wished to cohabit with his

sister. Now the royal judges are select men among the Persians, who

retain their office during life, or till convicted of some injustice;

and it is they who preside in the Persian courts and interpret the laws

and institutions of the nation, and all things are referred to them.

So to this question of Cambyses they returned an answer that was both

just and safe, saying that they could find no law permitting a brother

to marry his sister; but they had indeed discovered another—that it

was lawful for the king of the Persians to do whatever he liked. Thus,

then, they did not break the law from fear of Cambyses; and yet, lest

they should themselves perish out of regard for the law, they found

another law to help him in marrying his sister.”[140] Cambyses and

his judges seem to have been well suited. There is on record a better

instance of courtly evasion, related by Waller. The poet went, on the

day of a dissolution of parliament, to see the King, James II., at

dinner. “Dr. Andrews, Bishop of Winchester, and Dr. Neal, Bishop of

Durham, were standing behind his majesty’s chair, and there happened

something in the conversation these prelates had with the King on

which Mr. Waller did often reflect. His majesty asked the bishops, ‘My

lords, cannot I take my subjects’ money when I want it, without all

this formality in parliament?’ The Bishop of Durham readily answered,

‘God forbid, sire, but you should! You are the breath of our nostrils.’

Whereupon the King turned and said to the Bishop of Winchester, ‘Well,

my lord, what say you?’ ‘Sire,’ replied the bishop, ‘I have no skill

to judge of parliamentary cases.’ The King replied, ‘No put–offs, my

lord—answer me presently.’ ‘Then, sire,’ said he, ‘I think it is lawful

for you to take my brother Neal’s money, for he offers it.’”[141]

It was another sister who followed Cambyses into Egypt, and perished

there by his violence. She was present when he set a lion’s whelp to

fight a puppy. The latter had the worst, till another of the same

litter broke loose, and came to help it, when the two together beat the

lion. The princess shed tears at the sight, and being questioned why

she did so, replied that it was for the remembrance of Smerdis, and the

thought that there was no one to avenge his death. The brute kicked

her, and thereby inflicted a mortal injury.

He held Prexaspes, the person employed to murder Smerdis, in especial

favour, and among other marks of it appointed that nobleman’s son to

be his cup–bearer. One day he asked, “Prexaspes, what sort of person

do the Persians think me?” He replied with unseasonable candour, “that

they praised him very highly, only they said that he was terribly fond

of wine.” Cambyses was very angry at the imputation. “Do the Persians,”

he answered, “say that I am beside myself for love of wine? You shall

see whether they speak the truth, or whether it is they that are

beside themselves when they talk thus. If I cleave your son’s heart

with my arrow as he stands without the door, then the Persians will be

proved to talk nonsense: if I miss, then say that the Persians speak

truth, and it is I that am mad.” He drew his bow, the boy fell, and he

commanded that he should be opened: the arrow was found fixed in his

heart. He turned to the father and said, laughing, “Prexaspes, I have

made it clear to you that the Persians are mad, and not I. Now tell me

whether you have seen any man who shot so well?” The miserable wretch,

fearing for his own safety, replied that not even a god could have done

so well.

Crœsus, who was kept in attendance in his court, as before in Cyrus’s,

ventured to remonstrate on the course which he was pursuing, but

so unsuccessfully, that nothing but a rapid flight saved him from

furnishing another proof of Cambyses’ skill in archery. He was then

ordered to execution, but the officers who had charge of him, knowing

the value that their master set upon Crœsus, and expecting rewards for

saving his life, concealed him until the king’s anger should be over.

One day at length they produced him, when Cambyses was expressing

his regret for the Lydian’s death. It is dangerous to calculate upon

a madman’s conduct. The king said that he was very glad Crœsus was

preserved, and put the officers to death for disobeying his orders.

He had now been absent from Persia three years nearly, when a revolt

broke out; the natural consequence of so long a desertion of the seat

of empire, especially under a despotic government; in which case the

people, habituated implicitly to submit to those in authority, care

little from what head that authority emanates, provided it is conveyed

through the customary channels. On leaving Persia, Cambyses had

appointed Patizeithes, a Magian, or one of the hereditary priesthood,

to be steward or inspector of the royal household. This man probably

possessed rank and influence, as, under all monarchies, the nobility

have been eager to fill even menial offices about the royal person;

perhaps his station gave him political importance, as in France, under

the Merovingian dynasty, the Maires du Palais wielded the whole power

of the state. He had a brother named Smerdis, closely resembling in

person Smerdis the son of Cyrus; and knowing both that the latter was

dead, and that the fact of his death was carefully concealed from the

nation, he conceived a plan, founded probably on the reputed madness

and necessary unpopularity of Cambyses, for dethroning him, and

substituting his own brother as the son of Cyrus. The attempt seems

to have succeeded without opposition: for the historian merely states

that he set his brother on the throne, and sent heralds throughout the

empire, to say that in future obedience was to be paid to Smerdis,

son of Cyrus, and not to Cambyses. The herald sent into Egypt found

the latter with his army in Syria, and (a service of no small danger)

boldly delivered his message to the king in public. On this occasion

the madman behaved reasonably, for instead of killing Prexaspes and

the herald in the first instance, and then proceeding to inquire how

Smerdis came to be alive, he began by investigating, and soon perceived

the real state of the case. The true meaning of the dream already

referred to then struck him, in which he saw a messenger from Susa,

who told him that Smerdis sat upon the throne, and reached the heavens

with his head. Some remnant of kindly feeling and remorse now touched

his heart, and he wept to think that he had destroyed his brother to

no purpose; but this soon gave way to a natural anger, and with his

usual precipitation he would instantly have departed to assert his

own empire, and punish the conspirators. But as he sprung to horse

the button dropped off which closed the end of his scabbard; and the

naked point pierced his thigh, the spot in which he had sacrilegiously

wounded Apis. He thought that the injury was mortal, and asked the

name of the city where he then was. It was called Ecbatana,[142]

and in Ecbatana an oracle had forewarned him he should die; but he

naturally interpreted it of the more celebrated Ecbatana, the residence

of the ancient Median kings. When he heard the name he was sobered,

and comprehending the oracle aright, said “Here then Cambyses, son of

Cyrus, is destined to end his life.”[143] The wound mortified, and on

the twentieth day after the accident he sent for the most eminent of

his countrymen, and addressed them in these words: “Men of Persia, I

am now forced to declare to you what I have hitherto concealed most

carefully. For, being in Egypt, I saw in my sleep a vision which I

would fain never have seen, and thought a messenger from home brought

word that Smerdis sat upon the throne, and reached the heavens with

his head. Fearing, therefore, to be deposed by my brother, I did more

hastily than wisely, for it is not in man’s nature to turn aside that

which is decreed: but I, fool as I was, sent Prexaspes to Susa to kill

Smerdis, and lived in security when this great evil was done, never

thinking that, though he was removed, some other person might rise

up against me. And thus, being wrong concerning every thing that was

to happen, I have needlessly become a fratricide, and yet am equally

deprived of my kingdom. For it was Smerdis, the Magian, whose revolt

the divinity foretold in my dream. The deed then is done, and be

assured that you have no longer Smerdis, son of Cyrus, but the Magi

fill the royal office; he whom I left steward of my household, and

Smerdis his brother. He is dead, then, whose part especially it was to

avenge the wrongs done to me by the Magi; dead, impiously murdered by

his nearest of kin. And as he is no more, I am compelled to give in

charge to you, O Persians, those things which at the end of life I wish

to be done. I require of you then, and call the gods of our empire to

witness, that you suffer not the sovereignty to revert to the Medes,

but if they have obtained it by fraud, by fraud let them be stripped

of it; if by force, by force do you recover it. And as you do this,

may your land be fruitful, and your wives and flocks yield increase to

you as a free people for ever; but if you recover not the empire, nor

attempt to recover it, I imprecate upon you the reverse of all these

things, and further pray that the end of every Persian may be like

mine.” So saying, he bewailed in tears his whole condition. And when

the Persians beheld their king weeping they rent their clothes, and

made lamentation unsparingly.[144] Thus died Cambyses, in the seventh

year and fifth month of his reign.

The Egyptians, who were horror–struck at the outrage committed upon

Apis, and who ascribed the atrocities perpetrated by the Persian

monarch to madness, the consequence of this crime, saw in the manner

of his death a further manifestation of divine vengeance. Strange

inconsistency, that men should believe a deity unable to protect his

own person, and yet thus capable of inflicting punishment upon his

injurer! In a similar spirit, the death of Cleomenes, King of Sparta,

an event attended with remarkable and impressive circumstances, was

attributed to no less than four different acts of impiety by different

parties, each believing that it was caused by an infringement upon

those things which they themselves considered as peculiarly sacred.

Cleomenes’ mind was impaired before he ascended the throne, insomuch

that his younger brother endeavoured to set aside the strict order of

succession in his own favour. We may notice this as a strong proof of

what has been said of the efficacy of moral restraint in preserving

mental sanity, and checking the progress of existing disease. The

strict discipline of Sparta, the subjection of her kings in common with

all other citizens, not merely to written law, but to public opinion,

was sufficient to restrain the wanderings even of an impaired mind; for

though his reign was overbearing and violent, nothing is related of him

which can be considered as a proof of madness until towards its close,

when he became addicted to drunkenness, a vice especially contrary to

the Spartan laws. Being proved to have bribed the priestess to return

an answer suitable to his own interests on one occasion when the

Spartan government consulted the Delphic oracle, he fled to Thessaly,

and from thence to Arcadia, where he employed himself so successfully

in stirring up war against Sparta, that he was recalled and reinstated.

Shortly after he broke out into frenzy, having been before, says

Herodotus, somewhat crazed; and being placed in confinement under the

charge of a Helot, he obtained a sword from his guard, with which he

deliberately cut himself into pieces, beginning at the legs and so

proceeding upwards, until he reached the vital parts, and died.[145]

That so tragical an end should excite general attention, that it should

be referred to the direct interposition of the Deity to punish some

crime, is no wonder: what is chiefly observable, and characteristic of

Grecian religion, is that no one thought of attributing the anger of

the gods to moral guilt, of which Cleomenes had no lack, but merely to

some injury or insult offered especially to the gods themselves. Hence,

according to the religious prepossessions of the party speculating,

there were four methods current of accounting for his madness. Some

time before, when commanding in an invasion of Argolis, he had defeated

the opposing army, and driven many of them into a wood sacred to the

hero Argus (not he with the many eyes), from whom the Argians traced

their descent. Unwilling to lose his prey, he at first enticed them one

by one with promises of safety, and when his treachery was discovered,

and they refused to quit their asylum, he caused the Helots attendant

on the army to surround the grove with dry wood, and burnt it together

with the wretches it contained. The Argians then said that the hero

Argus thus avenged the pollution and destruction of his grove: the

Athenians were equally confident that he was thus afflicted because he

had once ravaged the sacred precincts of Eleusis: the other Greeks,

who cared comparatively little either for Argus or Ceres, found a

sufficient cause in his corruption of the Delphian oracle, which was

consulted and venerated by all alike. And the Spartans, bigoted

to nothing so much as to their own institutions, probably stumbled

upon the truth when they said that there was nothing divine about

the business, but that he was driven mad by hard drinking. A similar

feeling led the royalists to see something extraordinary in the death

of Lord Brooke, who was killed by a musket–shot in the eye, fired from

Lichfield Cathedral, while besieging it for the Parliament in 1643.

“There were many discourses and observations upon his death, that it

should be upon St. Chad’s day, being the 2nd of March, by whose name,

he being a bishop shortly after the planting of Christianity in this

island, that church had anciently been called. And it was reported

that in his prayer that very morning (for he used to pray publicly,

though his chaplain were in the presence), he wished ‘that if the cause

he were in were not right and just, he might presently be cut off.’”

Others went still further, and observed not only that he was killed in

attacking St. Chad’s church on St. Chad’s day, but that he received his

death–wound in the very eye with which he had said he hoped to see the

ruin of all the cathedrals in the kingdom. It is observable that the

honour of the tutelary saint seems to have been more thought of than

that of the Deity.

C. Cæsar Caligula, son of Germanicus and Agrippina, being left

an orphan at an early age, passed under the guardianship of his

grand–uncle Tiberius, who adopted and declared him his successor. In

this critical situation he profited so well by the admirable example of

duplicity ever before him, that neither the destruction of his nearest

relations, nor even the insults studiously offered to himself, drew

from him a complaint, or interrupted his obsequious attentions to the

reigning power. It was well said after his accession, in reference to

this period, that there never was a better slave or a worse master.

But cruelty and licentiousness showed themselves through this mask of

milkiness; and the clear–sighted Tiberius, it is said, often predicted

that Caligula would live for his own and all men’s perdition, and that

he was cherishing a serpent against the Roman people, and a Phaeton

against the whole world. If the speech be genuine, the emperor’s kind

intentions towards others merited that he should be the first victim

of his amiable pupil, and such was the case. At the close of his last

illness, while he lay in a stupor which was supposed to be death,

Macro, the favourite minister, proclaimed Caligula. But he revived—his

courtiers slunk away from the new–made monarch, and Caligula in passive

terror awaited the consequences of his precipitance, until Macro caused

his reviving benefactor to be smothered under the bed–clothes.

The news of a change of masters was received with universal joy, partly

from hatred to Tiberius, partly from love to the family of Germanicus;

and the early conduct of the young prince was calculated to increase

the general attachment. He honoured the ashes of his mother and

brothers with a splendid funeral, remitted punishments, discharged all

criminal proceedings, professed to have no ears for informers, watched

over public morals and the administration of justice, and in all things

assumed the semblance of a mild and conscientious monarch. But this

affectation of popularity lasted no longer than the caprice or fear

which produced it.

The extravagant folly of his nature broke out in the assumption of

divinity. This was no new pretension; but he surpassed his predecessors

in the extent and absurdity of his claims. He mutilated without remorse

the products of Grecian art, by placing his own head upon the images

of the gods, without regard either to the beauty or sanctity of the

statues which he thus disfigured. He built a temple in his own honour,

appointed priests, and laid down a ritual of sacrifice, including

only those birds which were most esteemed by the epicures of the day.

He assumed the title of Latian Jupiter, and completed the mummery

by pretending to hold secret conferences with the Jupiter of the

Capitol, in which he was heard threatening to send him back to Greece

in disgrace; and was only mollified by the repeated entreaties of the

father of gods and men, who invited him to share his own abode, the

venerated Capitol.

The Jews of course did not acknowledge his divinity, which angered

him exceedingly, insomuch that he issued an order to erect his own

statue in the temple at Jerusalem. At the intercession of Agrippa this

edict was recalled, but his anger against the nation still continued,

and gave rise to a very curious scene. A deputation of Jews had gone

to Rome in order to conduct a dispute between themselves and the

Alexandrians. Caligula appointed the parties to come before him at

a villa which he had ordered to be thrown open for his inspection.

On the introduction of the Jews, “You,” he said, “are those fellows

who think me no god, though I am acknowledged to be such by all men,

and who confess none except that unpronounceable one of yours;” and

raising his hands towards heaven, he uttered that word which it was

not lawful to hear, far less to speak. The Jews were in despair, while

their adversaries jumped and clapped their hands, and accumulated the

epithets of all the gods on Caligula. One of them, to improve this

advantage, said that the emperor would detest the Jews still more if

he knew that they were the only people who had never sacrificed in his

behalf. The Jews all exclaimed that it was false—that they had thrice

offered hecatombs for his welfare. “Be it so,” he answered; “what

then? You sacrificed to another, and not to me.” All this time he was

running over the whole house, up and down stairs, and dragging the

poor Jews after, who, besides being in mortal terror, were exposed to

the ridicule of all the court. Presently he gave some orders about the

building, and then turned to them and said gravely, “But why do you not

eat pork?” This was another triumph for their adversaries, who burst

into such immoderate laughter that the courtiers began to be shocked.

The Jews answered, “that the habits of nations varied. Some persons,”

they added, “do not eat lamb.” “They are right,” said the emperor, “it

is a tasteless meat.” At last he said, rather angrily, “I should like

to know on what plea you can justify your city;” and as they entered

into a long speech, he ran over the house to give orders about the

windows; then returning, he asked again what they had to say, and then,

when they began their speech again, ran off to look at some pictures.

Finally he sent them off, with the observation, “These are not such bad

fellows after all, but they are great fools for not believing me to be

a god.”[146]

No man ever spilt blood more lightly, with more refinement in cruelty,

or with less excuse. He had no rivals to fear, no conspiracies to

provoke him; but selfishness seemed to have stifled every humane

feeling, and to have left him a prey to the guidance of his evil

passions, unrestrained by that natural abhorrence of blood which

few even of the worst entirely overcome. To relate one half of his

atrocities would weary and disgust the reader: the few here given are

selected to show how closely levity was mingled with brutality. He

asked one who had been banished by Tiberius, how he employed himself

in exile. “I besought the gods that Tiberius might perish, and you

be emperor,” was the courtly reply. Thinking that those whom he had

banished might be similarly employed, he sent persons around the

islands of the Mediterranean, the abodes usually prescribed to those

unhappy men, commissioned to put all to death. Cowardly as cruel, he

was conscious that the prayer merited a hearing, and had superstition

to fear, though not religion to venerate or obey. A civil officer of

rank, resident for the sake of his health in Anticyra (an island of

the Ægean Sea, celebrated for the growth of hellebore), requested

the extension of his leave of absence. Caligula answered, “that

blood–letting was necessary, where so long a course of hellebore had

failed,” and sent at the same time an order for his execution. The

joke, such as it is, appears to have been the only provocation to this

act. Imperial wit need be brilliant if it is to be displayed at so high

a price. It was his frequent order to the executioner, whose work he

loved to superintend, “Strike so that he may feel himself die.” When,

by a mistake of name, one man had suffered for another, he observed

that both deserved alike; and here he probably stumbled upon a truth.

One of his exclamations is notorious: “Oh that the Roman people had one

neck!” In a similar spirit he lamented that his reign was distinguished

by no public misfortunes—he should be forgotten in the prosperity of

the age. It was a mistaken diffidence: he might have trusted in his

own powers to avert such a misfortune. Another source of bloodshed was

his profuse expenditure. Within a year he spent the treasure left by

Tiberius, amounting to twenty–two millions sterling, and then supplied

his extravagance by every species of extortion. He abrogated the wills

of some, because of their ingratitude in not making his predecessor,

or himself, their heir; those of others he annulled, because witnesses

were found to say that they had meant to do so; and having thus

frightened many into appointing him a legatee conjointly with their

friends and relations, he said that they were laughing at him, to

continue alive after making their wills, and sent poisoned dishes to

many of them. And being thus callous, and boastfully indifferent to

his subjects’ sufferings, he chose to affect horror when in the savage

sports of the amphitheatre one gladiator killed five others, and

published an edict to express his abhorrence at the cruelty of those

who had endured such a sight.

One instance of his extortion we could pardon. After an exhibition

of gladiators, he caused the survivors to be sold by auction. While

so employed he observed that one Aponius was dozing in his seat, and

turning to the auctioneer, desired him on no account to neglect the

biddings of the gentleman who was nodding to him from the benches.

Finally thirteen gladiators were knocked down to the unconscious

bidder for near 73,000_l._ Among other equally honest and dignified

ways of raising money, he sold in Gaul the jewels, servants, and other

property, even the very children of his sisters; and he found this so

profitable, that he sent to Rome for the old furniture of the palace,

pressing all carriages, public and private, for its conveyance, to the

great inconvenience and even distress of the capital. But the sale, we

may suppose, went off dully, for the emperor complained loudly of his

subjects’ avarice, who were not ashamed to be richer than himself, and

affected sorrow at being compelled to alienate the imperial property.

The most ludicrous part of his life is the history of his wars. Being

told that his Batavian guards wanted recruiting, he took a sudden whim

to make a German campaign, and set out with such speed that he arrived

at his head–quarters in Gaul before the troops could be entirely

collected. He now assumed the character of a strict disciplinarian;

broke those officers whom his own causeless hurry had made too late;

and mingling a due attention to economy with his caprices, deprived

6000 veterans of the pensions due to them. He claimed the conquest of

Britain, on the ground of receiving homage from an exiled prince of

that island; and having sent a pompous account of this magnificent

acquisition to the senate, he proceeded to the Rhine and even crossed

it. While marching through a defile, he heard some one observe that

the appearance of an enemy at that moment would cause no little

confusion. The notion of war in earnest was too much for the descendant

of Germanicus and Drusus. He mounted his horse, hurried to recross

the river, and rather than wait until an obstructed bridge could be

cleared, was passed from hand to hand over the heads of the crowd.

Not finding, or rather not seeking a real enemy, he made some Germans

of his own army conceal themselves in the forest, and while he was at

table caused the approach of an enemy to be hurriedly announced. On

this he rushed to horse, galloped with his companions and part of his

guard into the next wood, erected a trophy in honour of his exploit,

and quickly returned to censure the cowardice of those who had refused

to share the danger of their prince. In a similar spirit he sent away

some hostages privately, then led the hue and cry to overtake them,

and brought them back in fetters as deserters. But his most brilliant

exploit was that of giving battle to the ocean. He drew his troops up

in line upon the sea–shore, ranged his artillery, machines for throwing

large darts and stones, as if against an enemy, and then, while all

were wondering what folly would come next, commanded the soldiers to

fill their helmets and pockets with shells, calling them the spoils

of the ocean, due to the Capitol and the palace. To celebrate this

victory he built a lighthouse, and distributed a hundred denarii to

every soldier; and then, as if he had surpassed all former instances of

liberality, “Depart,” he said, “depart happy and rich.”

Such victories deserved a triumph, but there was some difficulty in

procuring proper ornaments for the ostentatious ceremony: for his

German victories had produced no prisoners, and it does not appear to

have occurred to him that the ocean contained fish as well as shells. A

live porpoise would have formed a novel and appropriate feature in the

procession, and have done honour to his own prowess and to the majesty

of the empire. To supply the deficiency he collected a number of Gauls,

distinguished by their stature and personal advantages, caused them

to let their hair grow, and to dye it red (the characteristics of the

German race), and even to learn the German language, and to assume

German names. Strange mixture of vanity with disregard of his own

character and contempt of the public opinion! The slightest reflection

must have shown the futility of these pretences, and the immeasurable

littleness of his own behaviour. But so long as he had the pleasure of

wearing his borrowed plumes, it seems to have mattered not that the

world knew them to be borrowed. In a similar spirit he affected to wear

the breast–plate of Alexander the Great. What bitterer satire could his

worst enemy have devised?

The capricious variations of his temper exposed his associates to

constant danger. At one time he loved company, at another solitude:

sometimes the number of petitions made him angry, and sometimes the

want of them. He undertook things in the greatest hurry, and executed

them with sluggish neglect. To flatter, or to speak truth, was equally

dangerous, for sometimes he was in a humour for one and sometimes for

the other; so that those who had intercourse with him were equally at

a loss what to do or say, and thanked fortune rather than prudence if

they came off unhurt.

His private life was polluted by vice and intemperance of every

description. Cowardly as cruel, the report of a rebellion among those

Germans of whose conquest he boasted, terrified him into preparing a

refuge in his transmarine dominions, lest, like the Cimbri of old, they

should force a passage into Italy. At a clap of thunder he would close

his eyes and cover his head, and in a heavy storm the Latian Jupiter

used to run under the bed, to hide himself from his Capitoline brother.

He usually slept but three hours in the night, and that not calmly,

but agitated by strange visions: the rest he passed sitting upon the

bed, or traversing extensive colonnades, impatiently calling for the

return of day. Justice began the work of retribution early, and he who

troubled the rest of all others was unable to find quiet for himself.

Among his other extraordinary qualities was a most insane jealousy of

the slightest advantages enjoyed by others. He overthrew the statues of

eminent men erected by Augustus in the field of Mars, and forbade them

to be erected to any one in future except with his express permission.

He even thought of not allowing Homer to be read: “Why not I, as well

as Plato, who expelled that poet from his republic?” and talked of

weeding all libraries of the writings and images of Virgil and Livy.

This folly he carried even to envying the personal qualifications of

his subjects, and being bald himself, he sent the barber abroad to

shave every good head of hair that came in his way.

Little remains to complete the picture, but to say that his tastes were

low, as his character was brutish. Passionately fond of theatrical

entertainments and the sports of the amphitheatre and circus, it

was from the profligate followers of these arts that he chose his

favourites, to whom, and to whom alone, he was devotedly attached.

The story of his meaning to appoint his horse consul is well known:

the brute would have done more credit to the subordinate, than his

master to the imperial dignity; but it is apocryphal. But besides a

marble stable and an ivory manger, indulgences to which so dignified

an animal might reasonably aspire, Caligula assigned to him a house

and establishment, that he might entertain company more splendidly.

We regret not to know whether the senators or their horses were the

objects of this hospitality.

He was wont to say, that of all his qualities, he most valued his

firmness of purpose (_̓ αδιατρεψία_). The judgment was in one sense

correct: this was indeed the predominant feature of his character.

But it was the firmness not of principle, not even of policy, but of

obstinate and entire selfishness, which regarded not the weightiest

interests of others when placed in opposition to its caprices; of

habitual self–indulgence, which gratified the whim of the moment, alike

careless of its folly or of its guilt. At first he would not, in the

end he probably could not, control his passions; and this inflexibility

is the symptom of that mental disease which we believe to originate

in uncontrolled power. This plea furnishes no particle of excuse for

him, no more than drunkenness for the excesses of the drunkard: in both

the loss of reason is a crime in itself, and in neither probably is it

ever so complete as to obliterate the perception of right and wrong.

Of genuine madness we find no trace in his life. He appears to have

been subject to no delusions upon particular subjects, to no access

either of frenzy or melancholy. As a boy he, as well as Cambyses, was

subject to epileptic fits, which were supposed to have impaired his

mind; and he entertained, it is said, doubts of his own sanity, and

had thoughts of submitting to a course of medicine for his recovery.

Others thought that a love potion, administered by his wife to fix

affection, had produced madness; but the tenor of his life countenances

neither supposition. Folly, selfishness, cruelty, and the restlessness

of a self–upbraiding spirit cannot be allowed shelter under the plea

of insanity; and the mental weakness and incapacity of self–control

which arises from the habitual dominion of passion, is no less

widely different in its effects than in its origin from that which is

dependent upon physical causes.

He perished by domestic conspiracy, in the fourth year of his reign and

the twenty–ninth of his age. He oppressed the people and the nobility

with impunity: he fell, when his jealous temper rendered him formidable

to his servants and favourites.

Paul, emperor of Russia, was the son of Catherine II., who, as is

well known, murdered her husband Peter III., and took possession of

his throne, which she retained till death. She conceived a strong

aversion for her son, who was in consequence brought up in retirement,

neglected, and even exposed to want. When arrived at manhood he was

still forbidden to reside at court; his children were taken away to

be educated under the empress’s care; he was studiously excluded

from all knowledge or participation in affairs of state; and even

denied permission to gratify his military taste by active service.

His mother’s object was at once to render him unfit for empire, and

to spread abroad the notion that he was so; with the view of passing

him entirely over in favour of his son Alexander, whom in her will she

appointed to succeed to the throne. Paul seems to have been naturally

affectionate, methodical, a lover of justice, temperate, even amidst

the most consummate profligacy ever witnessed in a court; but these

good qualities were stifled by the faults of his education. Privation,

contumely, and a constant sense of injury, soured his temper, and

rendered him distrustful and cruel, at the same time that the enjoyment

of a minor despotism made him capricious and ungovernable; for he was

the undisputed master of his little court, and could vent upon others

the ill–humour inspired by his own crosses, unchecked by the presence

of a superior, or the influence of public observation. He lived at the

country palaces of Gatschina and Paulowsky, surrounded by his household

officers and troops, and shunned by all others; devoted to the minutiæ

of military discipline, and employed chiefly in reviewing his guards,

for whom he devised a new system of dress and regulations, which it

was afterwards his great pride and pleasure to introduce into the army

at large. There was a long terrace at Paulowsky, from which he could

see all his sentinels, who were stuck about wherever there was room

for a sentry–box. Here he used to promenade with an eye–glass, sending

orders from time to time to one man to open a button more or less, to

another to carry his musket higher or lower, and sometimes trotting a

quarter of a league to administer a good caning with his own royal hand

to one soldier, or to bestow a rouble on another, as he was pleased or

displeased with his bearing.

One or two anecdotes of this part of his life will best illustrate his

temper. Travelling through a forest, with marsh on each side of the

road, he recollected some reason for going back, and ordered the driver

to turn. He did not do so instantly, and Paul repeated the order. “In

a moment,” the man replied; “here the road is too narrow.” Paul flew

into a passion, jumped out of the carriage, and called to an equerry to

stop the driver and chastise him. The equerry endeavoured to allay the

storm by assurances that the carriage would turn as soon as possible.

“You are a scoundrel as well as he,” was the reply; “he shall turn

even though he break my neck: at all hazards he shall do as I bid, the

moment I give the order.” Meanwhile the coachman had done so, but too

late to save himself from a sound beating.

He ordered a horse that stumbled under him to be starved. On the eighth

day word was brought him of the animal’s death; to which he merely

answered, “Good.” The same accident happened after his accession in the

streets of St. Petersburgh, on which he got off, made his equerries

hold a court–martial, and sentenced the offending beast to receive

a hundred blows with a stick, which were immediately inflicted in

presence of the Czar and the people. Worse anecdotes might be found.

His passion for the strict observance of military minutiæ has been

mentioned. One day, as he exercised his regiment of cuirassiers, an

officer’s horse fell. Paul ran to the spot in a fury: “Get up, you

rascal!” “I cannot, Sire—my leg is broken.” Paul spit upon him, and

walked away swearing.

Catherine, as before said, appointed Alexander her successor by

will. She had intrusted this important document to Zoubow, her last

favourite, who hastened immediately upon her death, in the year 1796,

to place it in Paul’s hands. It is due to the late emperor to say,

that he never took any part in the measures adopted for excluding his

father, who succeeded to the vacant throne without opposition. The

Czar’s conduct towards his family, on this occasion, does him honour:

the more, that under similar circumstances, few of his predecessors

would have hesitated to establish their power by the imprisonment or

death even of an involuntary rival. Instead of using severity, he gave

an affectionate reception to his sons, who had been separated from him

since childhood, increased their revenues, and assured them and the

empress, to whom he had been a harsh and capricious husband, of his

love and protection; and at the same time, with prudence commendable on

his son’s account no less than on his own, he provided employment for

Alexander which kept the prince near his person till the critical time

was over.

The court and city of St. Petersburgh, the whole public of Russia,

received with fear their new sovereign, whose caprice and extravagance

were well known; but his first measures belied their expectation.

He showed a decent respect to his mother’s memory, though he fully

returned the hatred which she felt for him, retained her ministers,

whom he had no reason to love, and displayed judgment and honesty

in his first political measures, until every body thought that a

false estimate had been formed of his character. This good sense and

moderation did not last long. His first step was to secure his throne

by incorporating with the royal guards his own household troops, on

whose fidelity he depended. The latter, like the Prætorian bands

of the Roman emperors, were a highly privileged and powerful body,

captains of which held the rank of colonels of the line. Its officers

of course were chiefly of high rank, and many of them, to the amount of

some hundred, resigned their commissions, angry at seeing men not of

noble birth, perhaps raised from the ranks, placed over their heads,

or unwilling to undergo the new and harassing discipline which Paul

introduced. The Czar became alarmed at this general desertion, and,

by way of conciliation, issued an order that all who had resigned, or

should thereafter resign their commissions, should quit St. Petersburgh

within twenty–four hours. Many persons transported suddenly without

the barriers, and forbidden to re–enter the city, and left on the high

road, without shelter or clothing fitted to protect them from the cold,

perished miserably for want of money to reach their homes.

Paul came to the throne ambitious of signalizing himself as a

reformer, but his mind was far too confined to perform so hard a task

successfully. In the civil department, he did little but reverse all

that his mother had done; in the military, his attention was confined

to insignificant details. His great object was to conform the dress and

exercise of the whole army to the model which he had been so long and

anxiously forming at Gatschina. The very morning after his accession

he commenced this important task by establishing what he called his

Wachtparade, to which every morning he devoted three or four hours.

However severe the cold, he was still there, dressed in a plain green

uniform, with thick boots and a large hat, for he placed his pride in

bearing a Russian winter without furs; stamping about to warm himself,

with his bald head bare and his snub–nose turned up to the wind, one

hand behind his back, and the other beating time with his cane, and

crying _Raz, dwa_—_Raz, dwa_, one, two—one, two—surrounded by gouty old

generals, who dared neither to absent themselves nor to dress warmer

than their master. The old Russian uniform was handsome, suited to the

climate, and could be put on in an instant: it consisted merely of a

jacket and large trousers, which enabled the wearer to protect himself

by any quantity of interior clothing, without injury to uniformity of

appearance. The hair was worn long, and falling round the neck, so

that it defended the ears from cold. Paul introduced the old–fashioned

German uniform, which every true Russian hated for its own sake,

and despised as holding the Germans in supreme contempt; he encased

their legs in long tight gaiters, made them powder and curl their

hair, and hung false pigtails from their necks. Marshal Suvarof, on

receiving orders to introduce these changes, together with the measure

of the men’s curls and pigtails (for everything under Paul was done

by measure), observed that “hairpowder was not gunpowder, nor curls

cannon, nor pigtails bayonets;” and this witticism is said to have cost

him his recall.

Not content with modelling the army after his own notions of elegance,

his meddling spirit exerted itself in the most vexatious and tyrannical

interferences with the freedom of private life. The dress, the colour

of carriages and liveries, the method of harnessing horses, everything

was matter of rule, and woe to him who met the Czar with anything about

his equipage contrary to etiquette. One day he saw Count Razumoffski’s

sledge standing in the street without the driver, and ordered it

to be immediately broken in pieces. It was of a blue colour, and

the servants wore red liveries: upon which he issued a proclamation

forbidding the use of blue sledges and red liveries in any part of

the empire. He waged a crusade against round hats, which he thought a

mark of jacobinism, the object of his greatest hate and fear. If any

person appeared in one, it was taken from his head by the police; if he

resisted, he was well beaten. The cocked hats in St. Petersburgh were

of course soon exhausted, and then round hats were metamorphosed into

three–cornered hats, by pinning up the sides. The emperor himself is

said to have stopped persons and pinned up their hats with his royal

hands, to show his people how a loyal subject ought to be dressed. An

order against wearing boots with coloured tops was no less rigorously

enforced. The police officers stopped a gentleman driving through the

streets in a pair. He remonstrated, and said he had no others with

him, and certainly would not cut off the tops of those; upon which the

officers, seizing each a leg as he sat in his droski, pulled them off,

and left him to go barefoot home. Coming down a street, the emperor

saw a nobleman who had stopped to look at some workmen planting trees

by his order. “What are you doing?” said he. “Merely seeing the men

work,” replied the nobleman. “Oh! is that your employment? Take off

his pelisse and give him a spade. There—now work yourself!” Once, when

he met an officer going to the palace wrapped in his cloak, a servant

following with his sword, he gave the servant his master’s commission,

and reduced the officer to the ranks.

It was an ancient Russian usage that all who met the Czar, male or

female, should quit their carriage, be it in mud or snow, to salute,

and even to prostrate themselves before him. Peter the Great used to

cudgel soundly any person who did so, and Catherine II. had abolished

the practice; but Paul revived it, and exacted its observance most

severely. Of course, amid a crowd of carriages continually passing at

full speed, it was easy to neglect it, without intentional disrespect;

but no such excuse was admitted. A lady, wife of a general in the army,

hastening into St. Petersburgh, from the country, to procure medical

advice for her sick husband, passed the Czar inadvertently, and was

immediately arrested and sent to prison. Alarm and anxiety threw her

into a burning fever, which terminated in madness; and her husband

died from the same causes, and for want of proper care and attendance.

On being presented to Paul, it was necessary to drop plump on your

knees, with force enough to make the floor ring as if a musket had been

grounded, and to kiss his hand with energy sufficient to certify to all

present the honour which you had just enjoyed. Prince George Galitzin

was placed under arrest for kissing his hand _too negligently_. When

enraged he lost all command of himself, which sometimes gave rise to

very curious scenes. In one of his furious passions, flourishing his

cane, he struck by accident the branch of a large lustre and broke it;

whereupon he commenced a serious attack, from which he did not relax

until he had entirely demolished his brittle antagonist.

Under a sovereign of such a temper no man could feel secure for an

hour. The police kept strict watch over the words, the actions, the

correspondence of every one; and the knout, exile to Siberia, or at

the best deportation without the frontiers, were unsparingly dealt out

for involuntary or chimerical offences: and suspected persons were

continually hurried out of the country without time being allowed for

the arrangement of their affairs, and in ignorance at once of their

offence and of the nature of the intended punishment. Such a state

of things was not likely to last very long in Russia, with so many

examples to prove how easy the descent is from the palace to the grave.

Towards the close of his reign his conduct became more and more

intolerable, and at last he took care to advertise all Europe of his

folly or madness, or both, by inserting in the St. Petersburgh Gazette

a notice to the following effect: “That the Emperor of Russia, finding

that the powers of Europe cannot agree among themselves, and being

desirous to put an end to a war which has desolated it for eleven

years, intends to point out a spot to which he will invite all the

other sovereigns to repair and fight in single combat, bringing with

them as seconds and esquires their most enlightened ministers and

able generals, such as Turgot, Pitt, Bernstorff, and that the Emperor

himself proposes being attended by Generals Count Pahlen and Kutusoff.”

This piece of extravagance appears to have completed the disgust of the

nobility, and consummated his ruin.

A plot was formed, at the head of which was Count Zoubow, the man to

whom he had been indebted for the important service of suppressing

Catherine’s will. Paul’s aversion to every thing which his mother had

favoured soon overcame his gratitude, and Zoubow was ordered to quit

the court, and reside upon his estates. Fresh intrigues again brought

him into favour, and the first use he made of it was to plan the

murder of his master. He opened his mind gradually to other noblemen:

it was resolved, as private crime will often assume the guise of

public virtue, that the safety of the empire required the deposition

of Paul; and as there is but one prison whose doors can never open to

a dethroned monarch, they resolved, in conformity with all Russian

precedent, to put him to death. The details of this catastrophe are

interesting, and, it is presumed, authentic and accurate, since they

were thus related to Mr. Carr by an eye–witness, and therefore an agent

in the deed.

“The Emperor used to sleep in an outer apartment, next the Empress’s,

upon a sofa, in his boots and regimentals; the other branches of the

imperial family being lodged in different parts of the same building.

On the, 10th March, o.s. 1801, the day preceding the fatal night

(whether Paul’s apprehension, or anonymous information suggested

the idea, is not known), conceiving that a storm was ready to burst

upon him, he sent to Count P——, the governor of the city, one of

the noblemen who had resolved on his destruction. ‘I am informed,

P——,’ said the Emperor, ‘that there is a conspiracy on foot against

me: do you think it necessary to take any precaution?’ The Count,

without betraying the least emotion, replied, ‘Sire, do not suffer

such apprehensions to haunt your mind; if there were any combination

forming against your Majesty’s person, I am sure I should be acquainted

with it.’ ‘Then I am satisfied,’ said the Emperor, and the governor

withdrew. Before Paul retired to rest, he unexpectedly expressed

the most tender solicitude for the Empress and his children, kissed

them with all the warmth of farewell fondness, and remained with

them longer than usual; and after he had visited the sentinels at

their different posts, he retired to his chamber, where he had not

long remained, before, under some colourable pretext that satisfied

the men, the guard was changed by the officers who had the command

for the night, and were engaged in the confederacy. An hussar, whom

the Emperor had particularly honoured by his notice and attention,

always at night slept at his bed–room door, in the antechamber. It was

impossible to remove this faithful soldier by any fair means. At this

momentous period, silence reigned through the palace, except where it

was disturbed by the pacing of the sentinels, or at a distance by the

murmurs of the Neva; and only a few lights were to be seen distantly

and irregularly gleaming through the windows of this dark colossal

abode. In the dead of the night, Z—— and his friends, amounting to

eight or nine persons, passed the drawbridge, easily ascended a private

staircase which led directly to the Emperor’s chamber, and met with no

resistance till they reached the anteroom, where the faithful hussar,

awakened by the noise, challenged them, and presented his fusee. Much

as they must have admired the brave fidelity of the guard, neither

time nor circumstances would admit of an act of generosity which might

have endangered the whole plan. Z—— drew his sabre and cut the poor

fellow down. Paul, awakened by the noise, sprung from his sofa; at this

moment the whole party rushed into the room: the unhappy sovereign,

anticipating their design, at first endeavoured to entrench himself in

the chairs and tables; then recovering, he assumed a high tone, told

them they were his prisoners, and called on them to surrender. Finding

that they fixed their eyes steadily and fiercely on him, and continued

advancing towards him, he implored them to spare his life, declared his

consent instantly to relinquish the sceptre, and to accept of any terms

they would dictate. In his raving he offered to make them princes, and

to give them estates, and titles, and orders, without end. They now

began to press upon him, when he made a convulsive effort to reach the

window; in the attempt he failed, and indeed so high was it from the

ground, that, had he succeeded, the attempt would only have put an end

to his misery. In the effort, he very severely cut his hand with the

glass; and as they drew him back, he grasped a chair, with which he

felled one of the assailants, and a desperate resistance took place. So

great was the noise, that, notwithstanding the massy walls and double

folding–doors which divided the apartment, the Empress was disturbed,

and began to cry for help, when a voice whispered in her ear, and

imperatively told her to remain quiet, otherwise she would be put to

instant death. While the Emperor was thus making a last struggle, the

Prince Y—— struck him on one of his temples with his fist, and laid

him upon the floor: Paul, recovering from the blow, again implored his

life; at this moment the heart of Z—— relented, and on being observed

to tremble and hesitate, a young Hanoverian resolutely exclaimed, ‘We

have passed the Rubicon: if we spare his life, before the setting

of to–morrow’s sun we shall be his victims.’ Upon which he took off

his sash, turned it twice round the naked neck of the Emperor, and

giving one end to Z—— and holding the other himself, they pulled for a

considerable time with all their force, until their miserable sovereign

was no more: they then retired from the palace without the least

molestation, and returned to their respective homes.”[147]

After the accession of the new emperor, Zoubow was ordered not to

approach the court, and Count P—— was transferred from the government

of St. Petersburgh to that of Riga. No other notice was taken of the

actors in this tragedy. Whether this extraordinary lenity is to be

ascribed to fear, or to a sense of the necessity of removing Paul from

the throne (for the high personal character of Alexander places him

above the suspicion of having been an accomplice), the late emperor

would better have consulted justice, the interests of his throne, and

his own reputation, if he had exacted a severer retribution for the

murder of a father and a sovereign.[148]

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