of the several Inns of Court, who seem to be the Dignitaries of the
Law, and are endowed with those Qualifications of Mind, that
accomplish a Man rather for a Ruler, than a Pleader; These Men live
Peaceably in their Habitations, Eating once a Day, and Dancing once a
Year, for the Honour of their Respective Societies.
'Another numberless Branch of Peaceable Lawyers, are those young Men,
who being placed at the Inns of Court in order to study the Laws of
their Country, frequent the Play House more than _Westminster Hall_,
and are seen in all publick Assemblies, except in a Court of Justice.
I shall say nothing of those Silent and Busie Multitudes that are
employed within Doors in the Drawing up of Writings and Conveyances;
nor of those greater Numbers that palliate their want of Business,
with a Pretence to such Chamber Practice.'
Thus we see that the legal world then very much resembled the same
now. Briefless barristers were as numerous then, and this seems to
have been their life: 'Young Barristers troop down to _Westminster_ at
Nine; Cheapen Cravats, and Handkerchiefs, Ogle the Semstresses, take a
Whet at the _Dog_, or a Slice of Roast Beef at _Heaven_, fetch half a
dozen turns in the Hall, peep in at the Common Pleas, talk over the
News, and so with their Green Bags, that have as little in them as
their Noddles, go home again. Summon'd by pensive Sound of Horn to
rotten roasted Mutton at Twelve; Leave a Paper in their Doors to study
Presidents and Cases for them all the Afternoon; may be heard of at
the Devil, or some neighbouring Tavern till One in the Morning.'[570]
[Footnote 570: _A Comical View of London and Westminster._]
We not only note, in this quotation, that the lawyers carried _green_
bags, but we find, in contemporary literature, frequent allusion to
these bags, which certainly had been of the same colour ever since
Charles the Second's time, and so continued until the reign of George
III. Bands were worn, but they were not the little things they are
now, and there was no distinctive wig--nay, some men were bold enough
to wear their own hair. Lady Sarah Cowper has left a memorandum[571]
respecting her father, Lord Cowper, which throws light on this
subject: 'The Queen after this was persuaded to trust a Whigg
ministry; and in the year 1705, Ocb{r.} she made my father L{d} Keeper
of the Great Seal in the 41{st} year of his age--'tis said the
youngest Lord Keeper that had ever been. He looked very young, and
wearing his own hair made him appear yet more so; which the Queen
observing, obliged him to cut it off, telling him the world would say
she had given the Seals to a Boy.' But it is said that when he
appeared at court in his wig, the Queen had to look at him more than
once before she recognised him.
[Footnote 571: _Lives of the Lord Chancellors_, etc., Lord
Campbell.]
So much for the barrister. Of the other branch, the attorney, we hear
very little. Ward certainly portrays him in no very bright colours.
'He's an Amphibious Monster, that partakes of two Natures, and those
contrary; He's a great Lover both of Peace and Enmity; and has no
sooner set People together by the Ears, but is Soliciting the Law to
make an end of the Difference. His Learning is commonly as little as
his Honesty; and his Conscience much larger than his Green Bag. Catch
him in what Company soever, you will always hear him stating of Cases,
or telling what notice my Lord Chancellor took of him, when he beg'd
Leave to supply the deficiency of his Councel. He always talks with as
great assurance as if he understood what he only pretends to know: And
always wears a Band, and in that lies his Gravity and Wisdom. He
concerns himself with no Justice but the Justice of a Cause: and for
making an unconscionable Bill, he out does a Taylor.'
The courts of law were conducted with as much decorum and dignity as
now; but there is no doubt that false witnesses could be hired--nay,
they had a regular name--'Knights of the Post'; a name which certainly
dates back as early as the time of Charles I., when 'a roaring gul and
Knight o' th' post' were coupled together. In Anne's time 'Knights of
the Post are to be had in the _Temple Walks_ from Morning till Night,
for two Pots of Belch, and a Sixpenny slice of Boil'd beef'; and
Ward's friend, the attorney, 'is so well read in Physiognomy, that he
knows a Knight of the Post by his Countenance; and if your Business
requires such an Agent, he can pick you up one at a small Warning. He
is very understanding in the Business of the _Old Bailey_ and knows as
well how to Fee a Jury Man as he does a Barrister. He has a rare knack
at putting in Broomstick Bail; and knows a great many more ways to
keep a Man out of his Money, than he does to get it him. Tricks and
Quirks he calls the cunning part of the Law; and that Attorney that
practises the most knavery, is the Man for his Money.'
Queen Anne's reign was not prolific of great lawyers, although Lords
Somers, Cowper, and Harcourt were alive. The two former had the
felicity of being scarified by Mrs. Manley in the 'New Atlantis.' The
former, under the name of Cicero, is accused of seducing a friend's
wife, and then imprisoning, and finally making away with, her
husband; and the latter was charged with committing bigamy. His
brother Spencer Cowper, too, was unhappy in his connection with the
fair sex, he having been, with three others, arraigned for being
concerned in the murder of one Sarah Stout. He was acquitted, and
probably remembered the fact when afterwards he was a judge, in which
capacity he was very merciful. Lord Cowper put an end to an old
custom, by refusing to receive New Year's gifts from the officers of
his court and the counsel of his Bar; by which his wife says he lost
3,000_l._ per annum; but even then, although his salary was nominally
4,000_l._, he managed, by fees to which he was entitled, to make it up
to 8,000_l._ If Evelyn is to be believed, he knew how to take care of
himself. 'Oct. 1705. Mr. Cowper made Lord Keeper. Observing how
uncertain greate officers are of continuing long in their places, he
would not accept it unless £2000 a yeare were given him in reversion
when he was put out, in consideration of his loss of practice. His
predecessors, how little time soever they had the seal, usually got
£100,000, and made themselves barons.'
CHAPTER XXXIV.
THE RIVER.
Use as a highway -- River slang -- Rates of watermen --
Description of wherries -- Pleasure parties and barges -- The
Folly -- Its frequenters -- Gravesend tilt boat -- Fares at the
Horse Ferry -- The Fleet Ditch.
The River Thames was then a veritable 'silent highway,' in the sense
of affording transport for passengers for short distances. In fact,
the wherries then took the places in a great measure of our present
cabs; and a cry of 'Next Oars' or 'Sculls,' when anyone made his
appearance at the top of 'the Stairs,' was synonymous with 'Hansom' or
'Four Wheeler.'
Poor Taylor, the Water Poet, had, more than half a century before,
sung the decadence of this highway, but it still fairly held its own,
and was in great request. When Sir Roger went with the Spectator to
Spring Gardens, Foxhall (that naughty place where the 'wanton baggage'
of a mask tapped the old knight on the shoulder, and asked him if he
would drink a bottle of mead with her, and where Sir Roger told the
mistress of the house 'He should be a better Customer to her Garden,
if there were more Nightingales, and fewer Strumpets'), he never
dreamed of going any other way than by boat. He chose out the boatman
with the wooden leg, and afterwards regaled him with the remains of
their luncheon, to the waiter's astonishment.
Addison was writing a _superfine_ paper 'for gentlemen, by
gentlemen,' so he softens down the language for which the river was
noted, and ignores the torrent of licentious ribaldry with which every
boat greeted each other, and which was known as 'River Wit.' He
certainly hints at it, but simply touches it, and then changes the
subject. When Sir Roger, in the kindliness of his heart and the
forgetfulness of custom, bids the passing boats Good Night, he merely
says, 'But to the Knight's great Surprize, as he gave the Good Night
to two or three young Fellows a little before our Landing, one of
them, instead of returning the Civility asked us what queer old Put we
had in the Boat, and whether he was not ashamed to go a Wenching at
his Years! with a great deal of the like _Thames_ Ribaldry. Sir Roger
seem'd a little shock'd at first, but at length assuming a Face of
Magistracy, told us, _That if he were a_ Middlesex _Justice, he would
make such Vagrants know that Her Majesty's Subjects were no more to be
abused by Water than by Land._
But Brown gives us the unadulterated slang, which cannot possibly be
reprinted for general perusal--indeed, his whole account of the river,
although it is far too graphic to be omitted, and it gives us
certainly the best contemporaneous description we have, must be
somewhat expurgated to fit it for modern tastes. 'Finding my Companion
thus agreeable to my Humour, I steer'd him down _Blackfryars_ towards
the _Thames_ side, till coming near the Stairs, where from their Dirty
Benches up started such a noisy multitude of old grizly _Tritons_, in
sweaty Shirts, and short-skirted Doublets, hollowing and hooting out
_Next Oars_ and _Skullers_, shaking their Caps over their bald
Noddles, seeming as overjoy'd to see us as if we had been Foreign
Princes come out of stark Love and Kindness to redeem them and their
Families from Cruel Popery and Slavery. I bawl'd out as loud as a
Speaking Trumpet, _Next Oars_, and away run Captain _Charon_ from the
Front of his wrangling Fraternity, with a Badge upon his Arm that the
World might behold whose Slave he was, and hollow'd to his Man _Ben_
to bring the Boat near, whilst the rest withdrew to their Seats,
calling one another _Louzy Rogue_ and _Sorry Rascal_, giving us a
clear passage without further Molestation.
'Upon my Word, says my friend, I am glad we are past them, for this is
one of the most ill looking Rabble, and from whom I had more
apprehensions of Danger, than from any I have yet met with. 'Tis all,
said I, but an _Amusement_, step into the Boat, sit down Watermen, row
us up to _Chelsea_: No sooner had we put off into the middle of the
Stream, but our _Charon_ and his Assistant (being jolly Fellows) began
to scatter their verbal Wildfire on every side of them, their first
Attack being on a Couple of fine Ladies with a Footman in the Stern,
as follows.... One of the Ladies taking Courage, pluck'd up a Female
Spirit of Revenge, and racing us with the Gallantry of an _Amazon_
made the following return' ... Well! that awful piece of river chaff,
which is still popularly supposed to arouse the ire of 'bargees.' 'Who
eat puppy pie under Marlow Bridge?' was milk and water compared to
the fearfully strong language this lady made use of, the mildest part
of her speech being, 'talk not to a Woman, you surly Whelp, for you
are fit for nothing, but like the Breed you come on, to crawl upon all
four, and cry Bow wow at a Bear Garden.' And so on with every boat
they met.
'After rowing for some time, we had arriv'd at that Port to which we
had consign'd our selves, where we quitted our Boat, and offering old
_Charon_ Three Shillings, he swore he would have a Crown; but having
the printed Rates in my Pocket, I was forc'd to lug out my Oracle
before the Freshwater Looby would be convinc'd of his Error; and
withal told him, Had it been in _London_, I would have carry'd him
before my Lord Mayor, and have had him punish'd, for making, contrary
to Law, so unreasonable a Demand. With that he takes the Money, and
putting off his Boat, gave us a notable Farewel after the following
manner--_viz._ You're a Couple of Niggardly Sons of ----; I care not a
---- for my Lord Mayor; ---- the Rogue that printed that Book;
----take you for a Book-learn'd Blockhead; and confound him that
taught you to read; and so we parted.'
Misson says, 'The little Boats upon the _Thames_, which are only for
carrying of Persons, are light and pretty; some are row'd but by one
Man, others by two; the former are call'd _Scullers_, and the latter
_Oars_. They are reckon'd at several Thousands; but tho' there are
indeed a great many, I believe the Number is exaggerated. The City of
_London_ being very long, it is a great Conveniency to be able
sometimes to make Use of this Way of Carriage. You sit at your Ease
upon Cushions, and have a board to lean against; but generally they
have no Covering unless a Cloth, which the Watermen set up
immediately, in case of Need, over a few Hoops; and sometimes you are
wet to the Skin for all this. It is easy to conceive that the _Oars_
go faster than the _Sculls_, and accordingly their pay is doubled. You
never have any Disputes with them; for you can go to no Part either of
_London_, or the Country above or below it, but the Rate is fix'd by
Authority; every Thing is regulated and printed.'
This, then, is a sample of the social amenities as then practised on
the river, and the following are the
Rates of _Watermen_ as they are set forth by the _Lord Mayor_ and
_Aldermen_ of the City of _London_.[572]
[Footnote 572: 'An Useful COMPANION: or a _Help at Hand_.
Being a Convenient POCKET BOOK.' Lond. 1709.]
| Oars.| Skull.
From London Bridge to Lime House, New Crane, | s. d. | s. d.
Shadwell Dock, Bell Wharf, Ratcliff Cross | 1 -- | 6
To Wapping Dock, Wapping new and old Stairs, the | |
Hermitage, Rotherhith Church Stairs | 6 | 3
From St. Olave's to Rotherhith Church Stairs, and | |
Rotherhith Stairs | 6 | 3
From Billingsgate and St. Olave's to St. Saviour's | |
Mill | 6 | 3
All the Stairs between London Bridge and Westminster| 6 | 3
From either Side above London Bridge to Lambeth and | |
Foxhall | 1 -- | 6
From Temple, Dorset, and Black-fryers Stairs or | |
Pauls Wharf to Lambeth | 8 | 4
Over the Water directly between Foxhall and | |
Limehouse | 4 | 1
| |
The Rates of OARS down the River. | |
| |
| Wh. F | Com.
From London to | s. d. | s. d.
Gravesend | 4 6 | 9
Grays or Greenhith | 4 -- | 8
Purfleet or Erith | 3 -- | 6
Woolwich | 2 6 | 4
Blackwall | 2 -- | 4
Greenwich, or Deptford | 1 6 | 3
| |
Up the RIVER. | |
Chelsea, Battersey, Wandsworth | 1 6 | 3
Putney, Fulham, Barnelms | 2 -- | 4
Hammersmith, Chiswick, Mortlack | 2 6 | 6
Brentford, Isleworth, Richmond | 3 6 | 6
Twittenham | 4 -- | 6
Kingston | 5 -- | 9
Hampton Court | 6 -- | 1 --
Hampton Town, Sunbury, Walton | 7 -- | 1 --
Weybridge and Chertsey |10 -- | 1 --
Stanes |12 -- | 1 --
Windsor |14 -- | 2 --
The river, too, was naturally the place for picnics and pleasure
parties--although they were by no means so magnificent as the
following:[573] 'I took five Barges, and the fairest kept for my
Company; the other four I fill'd with Musick of all sorts, and of all
sorts the best; in the first were Fiddles, in the next Theorbo, Lutes,
and Voices. Flutes and such Pastoral Instruments i' th' third. Loud
Musick from the fourth did pierce the Air; Each Consort vy'd by turns,
which with most Melody shou'd charm our Ears. The fifth and largest of
'em all was neatly hung, not with dull Tapistry, but with green
Boughs, Curiously Interlac'd to let in Air, and every Branch with
Jessemins, and Orange Poesies deckt. In this the Feast was kept.'
[Footnote 573: _The Lying Lover_, ed. 1704.]
These pleasure barges were more or less ornate, and varied from the
ordinary boat, with a tilt of canvas or green boughs to very
elaborately carved and gilded ones. The last remaining, in our time,
were the State barges of Her Majesty, the Trinity Barge, and the Lord
Mayor's and City Companies' State barges. The recollection of the
water pageant, on a sunshiny Lord Mayor's day, will never be effaced
from the memory of those among us who are old enough to have seen it.
It was one of the prettiest sights I ever saw; and a few of these
barges may still be seen, utilised at Oxford as College Club boats.
Misson says of barges, 'They give this name in England to a Sort of
Pleasure Boat, at one End of which is a little Room, handsomely
painted and Cover'd, with a Table in the Middle, and Benches round it;
and at the other End, Seats for 8, 10, 12, 30 or 40 Rowers. There are
very few Persons of Great Quality but what have their _Barges_, tho'
they do not frequently make use of them. Their Watermen wear a Jacket
of the same Colour they give for their Livery, with a pretty large
Silver Badge upon their Arm, with the Nobleman's Coat of Arms emboss'd
in it. These Watermen have some Privileges, as belonging to Peers; but
they have no Wages, and are not domestick Servants: They live in their
own Houses with their Families, and earn their Livelihood as they can.
The Lord Mayor of _London_, and the several Companies have also their
Barges, and are carry'd in them upon certain solemn occasions.'
[Illustration: 'The Folly on the Thames.']
Moored opposite Whitehall was a very large barge with a saloon, and
promenade on the top, called the Folly, and this was a favourite place
of entertainment. It was a fashionable resort in Pepys' time. He says,
'13 Ap. 1668. Spent in the Folly 1_s._'; and Queen Mary and some of
her attendants paid it a visit. In Anne's reign it was used as a
coffee-house, but it no longer was extremely fashionable, as the
company was very mixed. As D'Urfey sung:--
When Drapers' smugged apprentices,
With Exchange girls most jolly,
After shop was shut and all,
Could sail up to the Folly.[574]
[Footnote 574: _A Touch of the Times._]
'Pray, says my Companion (pointing to the Folly), what noble
Structure is that floating upon the Water? I have often heard of
Castles in the Air, and this seems to me to be a kind of an Essay
towards such a windy Project. That Whimsical piece of Architect, said
I, was design'd as a Musical Summer House for the entertainment of
Quality, where they might meet.... But the Ladies of the Town, finding
it as convenient a Rendezvous for their purpose ... drove away their
private Enemies, and entirely possess'd themselves of this moveable
Mansion, which they have occupied ever since, very much to their
advantage.... We no sooner enter'd but we had as many Ladies staring
us in our Faces, as if we had been either handsom to admiration, or
ugly to a Miracle ... some dancing as they mov'd to show the Airyness
of their Temper; some ogling the Gallants, and others crowded into
Boxes like Passengers into a Western Wherry, sat smoaking their Noses,
and drinking Burnt Brandy, to defend their Stomachs from the chill Air
upon the Water.... In short, it was such a confused Scene of Folly,
Madness, and Debauchery, that we step'd again into our Boat without
Drinking to avoid the Inconveniences that attend mixing with such a
Swarm of Caterpillars, who are always dangerous to the Unwary, and
destructive to the Innocent.'[575]
[Footnote 575: _A Walk Round London and Westminster._]
The ordinary freight barges were, both as to build and rig, extremely
similar to those of the present day, and there was one passenger and
freight sailing boat which went to the then _Ultima Thule_ of a
Londoner's experience--the Gravesend Tilt boat--of which we have an
interesting reminiscence in the
'Rates for Carrying of Goods in the _Tilt Boat_ between _Gravesend_
and London[576]--
[Footnote 576: _An Useful Companion._]
s. d.
An Half Firkin -- 1
An Whole Firkin -- 2
An Hogshead 2 --
An Hundred Weight of Cheese, Iron, or any Heavy Goods -- 4
Sack of Salt, or Corn, Ordinary Chest, Trunck or Hamper -- 6
Every Single Person in the Ordinary Passage -- 6
The Hire of the Whole Tilt Boat 22 6
There was a horse ferry (from whence the name Horseferry Road) between
Westminster and Lambeth for passengers, horses, coaches, etc. The
rates were--
s. d.
For a Man and Horse -- 2
" Horse and Chaze 1 --
" Coach and 2 Horses 1 6
" " " 4 " 2 --
" " " 6 " 2 6
" a Cart Loaden 2 6
" a Cart, or Waggon each 2 --
Whilst on the subject of the river Thames, mention of one of its
tributaries, the Fleet Ditch, should not be omitted. Taking its rise
in Hampstead it meandered along, until it fell into the river at
Blackfriars, where it formed a wide and shallow mouth called a Fleet,
which was once of such extent that ships of considerable burden could
get up it some little distance. In Anne's time, however, it had become
a black and fetid sewer. Nobody had a good word for it. Gay never
mentions it without abuse.
Or who that rugged Street would traverse o'er,
That stretches, _O Fleet Ditch_, from thy black Shore.[577]
and--
If where Fleet Ditch with Muddy Current flows.
[Footnote 577: _Trivia._]
Ward says, 'from thence we took a turn down by the Ditch side, I
desiring my friend to inform me what great advantages this Costly
Brook contributed to the Town, to Countervail the Expence of Seventy
four Thousand Pounds, which I read in a very Credible Author was the
Charge of its making; He told me he was wholly unacquainted with any,
unless it was now and then to bring up a few Chaldron of Coles to 2 or
3 pedling _Fewel Merchants_, who sell them never the cheaper to the
poor for such Conveniency: And as for those Cellers you see on each
side, design'd for Warehouses, they are rendered by their dampness so
unfit for that purpose, that they are wholly useless, except for
Lightermen to lay themselves in, or to harbour Frogs, Toads and other
Vermin. The greatest good that ever I heard it did, was to the
undertaker, who is bound to acknowledge he has found better Fishing in
a muddy Stream, than ever he did in clear Water.'
CHAPTER XXXV.
THE STREETS.
Size of London -- Pall Mall -- London in wet weather -- Early
morning -- Street cries: a list of them -- Roguery in the streets
-- Orderly regulations -- State of the roads -- Rule of the road
-- Street signs -- Description of the streets -- Milkmaids on May
Day -- Hyde Park; its regulations -- Lighting the streets -- The
streets at night.
London, it is scarcely necessary to remark, was very circumscribed in
its area compared to its overgrown present dimensions. The northern
bank of the river was well occupied from Shadwell to Westminster,
opposite Lambeth. On the west the houses went down the northern side
of Piccadilly, as far as Apsley House; but Bond Street was only
partially built, and there were no houses westward of it. The Edgware
Road and Tottenham (or, as it was then called, Hampstead) Road were in
existence, but few were the houses in either of them. At the Back of
Montague and Southampton Houses, and generally north of Theobald's
Road and Clerkenwell, there was nought but fields, dotted here and
there with farmhouses--with the hills of Hampstead and Highgate for a
background. Houses ceased, on the eastern side, after Shoreditch, and
shortly after passing Whitechapel Church; so that a walk all round
inhabited London--skirting the north bank of the river to begin
with--might be done in about twelve miles.
Covent Garden was the centre of social life. Soho and Leicester
Squares, and thence westward, comprised the limits of the court and
fashionable society--that land of luxury for which Gay sighed, but
which yet was not perfect.
O bear me to the Paths of fair _Pell Mell_,
Safe are thy Pavements, grateful is thy Smell!
At distance, rolls along the gilded Coach,
Nor sturdy Carmen on thy Walks encroach;
No Less would bar thy Ways, were Chairs deny'd,
The soft Supports of Laziness and Pride;
Shops breathe Perfumes, thro' Sashes Ribbons glow,
The Mutual Arms of Ladies, and the Beau.--
Yet still ev'n Here, when Rains the Passage hide
Oft' the loose Stone spirts up a Muddy Tide,
Beneath thy careless Foot; and from on high,
Where Masons mount the Ladder, Fragments fly;
Mortar, and crumbled Lime in Show'rs descend,
And o'er thy Head destructive Tiles impend.
[Illustration: A Street Scene.]
If, when it was wet weather, the ground was so bad in 'fair Pell
Mell,' what was it elsewhere? Here is a little scene out in the fields
going to St. Pancras Church--a wedding party.[578] 'The morning being
rainy, methought the march to this wedding was but too lively a
picture of Wedlock itself. They seemed both to have a month's mind to
make the best of their way single; yet both tugged arm in arm: and
when they were in a dirty way, he was but deeper in the mire, by
endeavouring to pull out his companion, and yet without helping her.
The bridegroom's feathers in his hat all drooped; one of his shoes had
lost an heel. In short, he was, in his whole person and dress so
extremely soused, that there did not appear one inch or single thread
about him _unmarried_.'[579]
[Footnote 578: _Tatler_, No. 7.]
[Footnote 579: A play upon the word unmarred (unspoilt).]
Swift[580] gives an excellent metrical description of a shower in
those days.
[Footnote 580: _Tatler_, 238.]
Now in contiguous drops the flood comes down,
Threatening with deluge this devoted town.
To shops in crouds the draggled females fly,
Pretend to cheapen goods, but nothing buy.
The Templar spruce, while every spout's abroach,
Stays till 'tis fair, yet seems to call a Coach.
The tuck'd up sempstress walks with hasty Strides,
While streams run down her oil'd umbrella's sides.
Here various kinds, by various fortunes led,
Commence acquaintance underneath a shed.
Triumphant Tories and desponding Whigs
Forget their feuds, and join to save their wigs.
Box'd in a Chair the Beau impatient sits,
While spouts run clattering o'er the roof by fits;
And ever and anon with frightful din
The leather sounds; he trembles from within.
Those gutter spouts, sending their streams not quite clear of the
pavement, must have been a terrible nuisance to a generation of men
innocent of umbrella or Mackintosh; and Gay advises anyone, in wet
weather, to maintain his privilege of taking the wall, but not to
quarrel for it.
When from high Spouts the dashing Torrents fall,
Ever be watchful to maintain the Wall;
For should'st thou quit thy Ground, the rushing Throng
Will with impetuous Fury drive along;
All press to gain those Honours thou hast lost,
And rudely shove thee far without the Post.
Then to retrieve the Shed you strive in vain,
Draggled all o'er, and soak'd in Floods of Rain.
Yet rather bear the Show'r, and Toils of Mud,
Than in the doubtful Quarrel risque thy Blood.
Let us take the streets throughout the day; and let, as usual,
contemporary writers give their own account of them in their own
language. Steele[581] begins with a description of London in the
morning.
[Footnote 581: _Ibid._, No. 9.]
Now hardly here and there an hackney Coach
Appearing, show'd the ruddy morn's approach.
The slipshod 'prentice, from his master's door,
Had par'd the street, and sprinkled round the floor;
Now Moll had whirl'd her mop with dextrous airs,
Prepar'd to scrub the entry and the Stairs.
The youth with broomy stumps began to trace
The kennel edge, where wheels had worn the place.
The small coal man was heard with cadence deep,
Till drown'd in shriller notes of Chimney sweep.
Duns at his Lordship's gates began to meet;
And brick dust Moll had scream'd thro' half a street:
The turnkey now his flock returning sees,
Duly let out a' nights to steal for fees.
The watchful bailiffs take their silent stands;
And school boys lag with satchels in their hands.
It is only in the poorer neighbourhoods that street cries, nowadays,
flourish, and it is only by a visit to them that we can at all realise
the babel of sounds that the streets gave forth in the reign of Anne.
Luckily, as they differ so much from anything we know of, and are so
suggestive of the petty industries then practised, they have been
preserved for us by Marcellus Lauron, in his somewhat scarce
book,[582] from which many illustrations used in this book have been
taken. Here is a list of them:--
[Footnote 582: _Habits and Cryes of the City of London_,
1709.]
Any Card Matches or Save Alls.
Pretty Maids, Pretty Pins, Pretty Women.
Ripe Strawberryes.
A Bed Matt or a Door Matt.
Buy a fine Table Basket.
Old Shoes for some Broomes.
Hot bak'd Wardens Hott.[583]
Small Coale.
Maids, any Cunny[584] Skins.
Buy a Rabbet, a Rabbet.
Buy a Fork or a Fire Shovel.
Chimney Sweep.
Crab, Crab, any Crab.
Oh Rare Shoe.[585]
Lilly White Vinegar 3 pence a quart.
Buy my Dutch biskets.
Ripe Speragas.
Maids, buy a Mopp.
Buy my fat Chickens.
Buy my flounders.
Old Cloaks Suits or Coats.
Fair Lemons and Oranges.
Old Chairs to mend.
Twelve pence a peck Oysters.
Troope, every One.
Old Satten, Old Taffety or Velvet.
Ha, Ha, Ha, Poor Jack.
Buy my Dish of great Eeles.
Buy a fine Singing bird.
Buy any Wax or Wafers.
Fine Writeing Inke.
A Merry new Song.
Buy a new Almanack.
Buy my fine singing Glasses.[586]
Any Kitchen Stuffe have you, Maids.
Knives, Combs or Ink hornes.
Four for six pence, Mackrell.
Any Work for John Cooper.
Four paire for a Shilling, Holland Socks.
Colly Molly Puffe.[587]
Six pence a pound fair Cherryes.
Knives or Cissors to grinde.
Long thread Laces, long and Strong.
Remember the Poor prisoners.
A Brass Pott, or an Iron Pott to mend.
Buy my four Ropes of Hard Onyons.
London Gazettes here.
Buy a White line, a Jack line, or a Cloathe line.
Any old Iron, take money for.
Delicate Cowcumbers to pickle.
Any Baking Pears.
New River Water.
[Footnote 583: Pies.]
[Footnote 584: Rabbit.]
[Footnote 585: Raree Show.]
[Footnote 586: Glass Horns.]
[Footnote 587: An itinerant pastrycook, mentioned in
_Spectator_, 362, &c.]
This does not pretend to be an exhaustive list; in fact, they were so
numerous and varied that, as Addison says (_Spectator_, 251), 'There
is nothing which more astonishes a Foreigner, and frights a Country
Squire, than the Cries of London. My good friend Sir ROGER often
declares, that he cannot get them out of his Head, or go to sleep for
them, the first Week that he is in Town. On the contrary, WILL.
HONEYCOMB calls them the _Ramage de la Ville_, and prefers them to the
sounds of Larks and Nightingales, with all the Musick of the Fields
and Woods.' The whole of this _Spectator_ is on street cries, and is
very interesting reading.
Trim, in Steele's comedy of 'The Funeral' tells a lot of ragged
soldiers: 'There's a thousand things you might do to help out about
this Town, as to cry--Puff--Puff Pyes. Have you any Knives or Scissors
to grind--or, late in an Evening, whip from _Grub Street_ strange and
bloody News from _Flanders_--Votes from the House of Commons--Buns,
rare Buns--Old Silver Lace, Cloaks, Sutes or Coats--Old Shoes, Boots
or Hats.
Successive Crys the Season's Change declare,
And mark the Monthly Progress of the Year.
There was yet another noise in the streets, that of the ballad-singer,
or singers, for they generally went in couples. People were warned
against them.
Let not the Ballad-Singer's shrilling Strain
Amid the Swarm thy list'ning Ear detain:
Guard well thy Pocket; for these _Syrens_ stand,
To aid the Labours of the diving hand;
Confed'rate in the Cheat, they draw the Throng,
And _Cambrick_ Handkerchiefs reward the Song.
The streets ought to have been kept in fair order, if the inhabitants
had complied with the law; but they evidently neglected it, and had to
be reminded of their duties by a notice in the _Gazette_, April 12/14,
1711. According to 8 & 9 Will. III. cap. 37, everyone had, on
Wednesdays and Saturdays, to sweep and cleanse the road in front of
his house, building, or wall, and heap up the dirt for the scavenger
to remove, under penalty of 10_s._
That no one should throw any ashes, dirt, etc., into the open street
before his house, under penalty of 5_s._, or if it was thrown before
any other building, 20_s._; but they must deliver the dust to the
scavenger (2 Will. and Mary, cap. 8), who must come round daily to
collect it, giving notice by ringing a bell or otherwise, or penalty
40_s._
All householders, or, if empty, the owners of house, to keep the
pavement before said house in repair, or pay 20_s._ per rod, and
20_s._ per week, till the same be sufficiently repaired.
While it was being done, the self-same sign was hung out as now--
Does not each Walker know the Warning Sign,
When Wisps of Straw depend upon the Twine
'Cross the Close Street; that then the Pavior's Art
Renews the Ways, deny'd to Coach and Cart.
The dust carts were not unmixed blessings--
The _Dustman's_ Cart offends thy Cloaths and Eyes
When through the Street a Cloud of Ashes flies.
And there were other ways of 'offending Cloaths.'
When Drays bound high, they never cross behind,
Where bubbling Yest is blown by Gusts of Wind:
And when up _Ludgate Hill_ huge Carts move slow,
Far from the straining Steeds, securely go,
Whose dashing Hoofs, behind them, fling the Mire,
And mark, with muddy Blots, the gazing Squire.
In walking the rule was the same as now: everyone should take the
right-hand side of the path; and the courtesies of giving way on
special occasions are clearly pointed out in the following lines,
showing there was a time to concede and a time to retain the right to
the wall:--
Let due Civilities be strictly paid.
The Wall surrender to the hooded Maid;
Nor let thy sturdy Elbow's hasty Rage
Jostle the feeble Steps of trembling Age:
And when the Porter bends beneath his Load,
And pants for Breath; clear thou the crouded Road.
But above all, the groaping Blind direct,
And from the pressing Throng the Lame protect.
You'll sometimes meet a Fop, of Nicest Tread,
Whose mantling Peruke veils his empty Head,
At ev'ry Step he dreads the Wall to lose,
And risques, to save a Coach, his red heel'd Shoes;
Him like the _Miller_, pass with Caution by,
Lest from his Shoulder Clouds of Powder fly.
But when the Bully, with assuming Pace
Cocks his Broad Hat, edg'd round with tarnished Lace,
Yield not the Way; defie his strutting Pride,
And thrust him to the Muddy Kennel's side;
He never turns again, nor dares oppose,
But mutters Coward Curses as he goes.
The shops were low, and mostly with overhanging pent-houses, which
were inconvenient.
Where the low Penthouse bows the Walker's head,
And the rough Pavement wounds the yielding Tread:
Where not a Post protects the narrow Space,
And strung in Twines, Combs dangle in thy Face.
The goods were very much exposed; in fact, such conduct now in a
shopkeeper would rouse the virtuous indignation of any metropolitan
magistrate; but there was generally an apprentice on the look-out. Our
modern costermonger's barrows had a prototype. 'We mov'd on till we
came to _Fleet Bridge_, where Nuts, Ginger bread, Oranges and Oysters,
lay Pil'd up in Moveable Shops that run upon Wheeles, attended by Ill
looking Fellows, some with but one Eye, and others without
Noses.'[588]
[Footnote 588: _The London Spy._]
The street signs, which were necessary, as houses were not numbered,
were very numerous and large, and some were exceedingly costly. Misson
was very much struck with them. 'At _London_ they are commonly very
large, and jutt out so far, that in some narrow Streets they touch one
another; nay, and run across almost quite to the other Side. They are
generally adorn'd with Carving and Gilding; and there are several
that, with the Branches of Iron which support them, cost above a
hundred Guineas. They seldom write upon the Sign the Name of the Thing
represented in it; so that here is no need of _Molière's_ Inspector.
Out of _London_, and particularly in Villages, the Signs of Inns are
suspended in the middle of a great Wooden Portal, which may be look'd
upon as a Kind of triumphal Arch to the Honour of Bacchus.'
Brown draws a vivid if somewhat unpleasant picture of the
streets.[589] 'Some Carry, others are Carried: _Make way there_, says
a gouty leg'd Chairman, that is carrying a Punk of Quality to a
_Morning's Exercise_; or a _Bartholomew_ Baby Beau, newly launched out
of a Chocolate House, with his Pockets as empty as his brains. _Make
room there_, says another Fellow driving a Wheelbarrow of Nuts, that
spoil the Lungs of the City Prentices. One draws, another drives.
_Stand up there you blind Dog_, says a Carman, _Will you have the Cart
squeeze your Guts out?_ One Tinker knocks, another bawls, _Have you a
Brass Pot, Iron Pot, Kettle, Skillet, or a Frying Pan to mend?_ Whilst
another yelps louder than _Homer's_ Stentor, _Two a groat, and four
for Sixpence Mackerel_. One draws his Mouth up to his Ears, and howls
out, _Buy my Flounders_, and is followed by an old burly Drab, that
screams out the sale of her _Mades_ and her _Souls_ at the same
Instant.
[Footnote 589: _Amusements Serious and Comical, calculated
for the Meridian of London._]
'Here a sooty Chimney Sweeper takes the Wall of a grave _Alderman_,
and a _Broom man_ justles the _Parson_ of the Parish. There a fat
greasie _Porter_ runs a Trunk full butt upon you, while another
salutes you with a Flasket of _Eggs_ and _Butter_. _Turn out there you
Country Putt_, says a _Bully_ with a Sword two yards long jarring at
his heels, and throws him into the Kennel. By and by comes a
_Christning_, with the _Reader_ screwing up his Mouth to deliver the
Service _a la mode de Paris_, and afterwards talk immoderately nice
and dull with the Gossips, and the _Midwife_ strutting in the front,
and young Original Sin as fine as Fippence, follow'd with the Vocal
Musick of Kitchen Stuff ha' you Maid, and a damn'd Trumpeter calling
in the Rabble to see a Calf with Six Legs and a Top Knot. There goes a
Funeral with the Men of Rosemary after it, licking their Lips after
three hits of White, Sack and Claret at the House of Mourning, and the
_Sexton_ walking before, as big and bluff as a Beef Eater at a
Coronation. A Poet Scampers for 't as fast as his Legs will carry him,
and at his heels a brace of _Bandog Bailiffs_, with open Mouths ready
to devour him and all the Nine Muses.'
Let us turn to a prettier street scene. It is May Day, and, although
maypoles are banished to the country, where they still hold their own,
London celebrates it in another fashion. The milkmaids hold their
festival, and even Gay's 'Sallow Milkmaid's' cheeks must have
brightened at the prospect of such a treat. Confiding customers lent
them silver plate, and women's taste and a few ribbons make a gorgeous
trophy. Misson could not help being struck with it: 'On the First of
_May_, and the five or six Days following, all the pretty young
Country girls that serve the Town with Milk, dress themselves up very
neatly, and borrow abundance of Silver Plate, whereof they make a
Pyramid, which they adorn with Ribbands and Flowers, and carry upon
their Heads, instead of their common Milk Pails. In this Equipage,
accompany'd by some of their fellow Milk Maids, and a Bag pipe or a
Fiddle, they go from Door to Door, dancing before the Houses of their
Customers, in the Midst of Boys and Girls that follow them in Troops,
and every Body gives them something.'
[Illustration: Milkmaid on May Day.]
And Steele notices:[590] 'I was looking out of my parlour window this
morning, and receiving the honours which MARGERY, the milk maid to our
lane, was doing me, by _dancing_ before my door _with the plate of her
Customers on her head_,' etc.
[Footnote 590: _Tatler_, 166.]
In the daytime, after dinner, Hyde Park was the fashionable resort
either for promenading, riding, or driving. 'Here the people take the
Diversion of the Ring: In a pretty high place which lies very open
they have surrounded a Circumference of two or three hundred Paces
Diameter with a sorry Kind of Ballustrade, or rather with Poles plac'd
upon Stakes, but three Foot from the Ground; and the Coaches drive
round and round this. When they have turn'd for some Time round one
Way, they face about and turn t'other: So rowls the World.'[591]
[Footnote 591: Misson.]
But it evidently was falling into evil habits, for on July 1, 1712,
the Queen found it necessary to issue some rules and directions 'for
the better keeping Hyde Park in good Order.' The gate-keepers were to
be always on duty, and not to sell ale, brandy, or other liquors. No
one should leap over the ditches, or fences, or break the latter down.
'No Person to ride over the grass on the South side of the Gravelled
Coach Road ... excepting Henry Wise, who is permitted to pass cross
that Part of the Park leading from the Door in the Park Wall, next his
Plantation.' No grooms or others were to ride over the banks, or
slopes, of any pond. No stage coach, hackney coach, chaise with one
horse, cart, waggon, or funeral should pass through the park; and no
one should cut or lop any of the trees.
As evening drew on the lamps were lit, _i.e._ if there were not a full
moon, or in the summer time; but should the pavement be up, or a sewer
open, a lantern was specially provided.
Where a dim Gleam the paly Lanthorn throws
O'er the mid' Pavement; heapy Rubbish grows,
Or arched Vaults their gaping Jaws extend,
Or the dark Caves to Common Shores descend.
Oft' by the Winds, extinct the Signal lies.
Or smother'd in the glimm'ring Socket dies,
E'er Night has half roll'd round her Ebon Throne;
In the wide Gulph the shatter'd Coach o'erthrown,
Sinks with the Snorting Steeds; the Reins are broke,
And from the cracking Axle flies the Spoke.
Lighting was so far from universal that Thoresby[592] 'could not but
observe that all the way, quite through Hyde Park to the Queen's
palace at Kensington, has lanterns for illuminating the road in the
dark nights, for the Coaches.'
[Footnote 592: _Diary_, June 15, 1712.]
'Instead of Lanterns, they set up[593] in the Streets of _London_
Lamps,[594] which by Means of a very thick Convex Glass, throw out
great Rays of Light, which illuminate the Path for people that go on
Foot tolerably well. They begin to light up these Lamps at
_Michaelmas_, and continue them till _Lady Day_; they burn from Six in
the Evening till Midnight, and from every third Day after the Full
Moon to the sixth Day after the New Moon.'[595]
[Footnote 593: At every tenth house.]
[Footnote 594: The invention of Edmund Heming.]
[Footnote 595: Misson.]
There was an improvement on the convex lamp, a new one, called the
conic lamp, being introduced, and apparently answering very well. In
the _Gazette_, Dec. 30 to Jan. 2, 1706-7, is this advertisement:
'Whereas Her most Gracious Majesty Queen Anne has been pleased to
grant her Letters Patent for enlightening the Suburbs of London and
City of Westminster, and all other Cities and Places in England, by
new Invented Lights or Lamps called Conic Lamps, for 14 years; and
whereas the Letters Patent for the Convex Lamps are long since
expired; These are to certify whom it may concern, That by an Act of
Parliament made in the 2d Year of their late Majesties King William
and Queen Mary of ever Glorious Memory, all persons paying to any
Lamps, distanced by two of Her Majesty's Justices of the Peace, are
exempted from hanging out a Lanthorn and Candle and indemnified from
the Penalties contained in the said Act.'
In 1709, however, is an advertisement of yet another lamp. 'There is a
new Sort of Light call'd a Globe Light, at St. James's Coffee House,
near St. James's Palace, which is observ'd to enlighten the Street,
and all Parts near it, with a true steady Light, and no way offensive
to the Eye. The Person who contriv'd it and set it up, may be heard of
there, having obtain'd Her Majesty's Letters Patent for the
Same.'[596]
Ward draws a picture of the streets at night, too repulsive for
reproduction--doubtless a true one--but one taken from the very lowest
haunts. Gay's gentle verse, on the contrary, depicts more the
inconveniences of the badly lit streets, and their results:--
That Walker, who regardless of his Pace,
Turns oft' to pose upon the Damsel's Face
From Side to Side by thrusting Elbows tost,
Shall strike his aking Breast against the Post;
Or Water, dash'd from fishy Stalls, shall stain
His hapless Coat with Spirts of Scaly Rain.
But if unwarily he chance to stray,
Where twirling Turnstiles intercept the Way,
The thwarting Passenger shall force them round,
And beat the Wretch half breathless to the Ground.
Let constant Vigilance thy Footsteps guide,
And wary circumspection guard thy Side;
Then shalt thou walk unharm'd the dang'rous Night,
Nor need th' officious Link-Boy's smoaky Light.
Thou never wilt attempt to cross the Road,
Where Alehouse Benches rest the Porter's load,
Grievous to heedless Shins; No Barrow's Wheel,
That bruises oft the Truant School Boy's Heel,
Behind thee rolling, with insidious Pace,
Shall mark thy Stocking with a miry Trace.
Let not thy vent'rous Steps approach too nigh,
Where gaping wide, low steepy Cellars lie;
Should thy Shoe wrench aside, down, down you fall
And overturn the scolding Huckster's Stall.
The scolding Huckster shall not o'er thee moan,
But Pence exact for Nuts and Pears o'er thrown.
...............................................
Where the nail'd Hoop defends the painted Stall
Brush not thy sweeping Skirt too near the Wall;
Thy heedless Sleeve will drink the colour'd Oil,
And Spot indelible thy Pocket soil.
[Footnote 596: _Tatler_, Nov. 19/22.]
CHAPTER XXXVI.
CARRIAGES, ETC.
Smithfield -- Horse courses -- Waggons -- Stage coaches:
travelling in them described -- Bad roads -- Posting -- Hackney
coaches: their Fares -- Hackney coachmen -- State coaches --
Other carriages -- Suburban drives -- A Mechanical coach --
Mourning coaches -- Harness -- Sedan chairs -- Chairmen.
Among the many places swept away, and yet which many of us well
remember, is Smithfield, where both cattle and horses were sold; and
Ward gives a very amusing account of the horse sales there. 'From
thence we proceeded to the Rails, where Country Carters stood Arm'd
with their Long Whips, to keep their Teams (upon Sale in a due
_Decorum_,) who were drawn up into the most sightly order with their
fore feet Mounted on a Dunghill, and their Heads dress'd up to as much
advantage as an Inns of Court Sempstress, or the Mistress of a
Boarding School: Some with their Manes Frizzled up, to make 'em appear
high Wither'd, that they look'd as Fierce as one of _Hungess's_ Wild
Boars. Others with their Manes Plaited, as if they had been ridden by
the Nightmare: And the fellows that attended 'em made as uncouth
Figures as the Monsters in the Tempest; amongst these Cattel, here and
there, was the Conductor of a Dung Cart, in his Dirty Surplice,
wrangling about the Price of a Beast, as a wary Purchaser; and that he
ought not to be deceived in the Goodness of the Creature, he must see
him stand three fair Pulls at a Post, to which the Poor Jade is ty'd,
that he may exert his Strength, and shew the Clown his excellencies;
for which he strokes him on the Head, or claps him on the Buttocks, to
recompence his Labour.
'We went a little further, and there we saw a parcel of Ragged
Rapscallions, mounted upon Scrubbed Tits, scowring about the Rounds,
some Trotting, some Galloping, some Pacing, and others Stumbling.
'Pray friend, said I, what are those Eagle Look'd Fellows in their
Narrow Brimm'd White Beavers, Jockeys Coats, a Spur in one Heel, and
Bended Sticks in their Hands, that are so busily peeping into every
Horses Mouth?... Those Blades, says my friend, are a Subtle Sort of
_Smithfield Foxes_, called _Horse Coursers_, who Swear every Morning
by the Bridle, that they will not, from any Man, suffer a Knavish
trick, or ever do an Honest one. They are a sort of _English Jews_,
that never deal with any Man but they Cheat him; and have a rare
Faculty of Swearing a man out of his Senses, Lying him out of his
Reason, and Cozening him out of his Money; If they have a Horse to
sell that is Stone Blind, they'll call a Hundred Gods to Witness he
can see as well as you can. If he be downright Lame, they will use all
the Asseverations that the Devil can assist 'em with, that it is
nothing but a Spring Halt; and if he be Twenty Years old, they'll
Swear he comes but Seven next Grass, if they find the Buyer has not
Judgment enough to discover the Contrary.'
This horse market was of importance to the metropolis, which was
supplied from the country fairs, from which the horses came up in
droves. 'A Set of Geldings and Mares, just from a Journey to be sold
Cheap.' So many were wanted for riding, carriages, and draught
purposes. Horse-stealing was a crime so extremely prevalent, that is
difficult to take up a paper that does not contain an advertisement
respecting a lost or stolen horse.
Some of the inland traffic was still done by means of packhorses.
'These are to give Notice to all Gentlemen or others that have
occasion to send Goods, or travel from London to Exeter or Plymouth,
or from Exeter and Plymouth, or any parts of Cornwall or Devonshire to
London; that they may be accommodated for Expedition by Pack Horse
Carriage, who set out from the Cross Keys Inn in Wood Street London
every Saturday, and from the Mermaid Inn in Exon every Monday.
Perform'd, if God permit, by Ebenezer Brookes.' But there were also
waggons, which, by the divine permission, started for every town of
note in England.
Stage coaches ran to most of the towns; and we may judge of the time
they took over their journeys, Gloucester, 82 miles, in one day, and
Hereford, 134 miles, in one day and a half. Their fares may be
somewhat approximately guessed at: Bath, 16_s._; Bristol, 15_s._ to
18_s._; and Gosport, 9_s._ Steele gives an amusing description in the
_Spectator_ (No. 132) of stage-coach travelling: how the captain was
subdued by the good plain sense of Ephraim the Quaker. 'We can not
help it, Friend, I say; if thou wilt, we must hear thee.... To speak
indiscreetly what we are obliged to hear, by being hasped up with thee
in this publick Vehicle is in some degree assaulting on the high
road.' The captain took the rebuke in good part, and thorough
good-fellowship prevailed. 'Faith, Friend, I thank thee: I should have
been a little impertinent if thou hadst not reprimanded me.'
In 'A Step to the Bath' we get an insight into stage-coach travelling.
'Enquiring of the Tapster what Company I was like to have, he said
more he believ'd than I desir'd; for there was four Places taken just
after I went, and three of the Passengers were in the House, and to
Lye there that Night; the other was for a Merchant of _Bristol_. Then
asking what those in the House were, he told me two Gentlewomen and
their Maid Servant, who were just going to Supper. Whereupon I bid him
go and give my Service to 'em, and tell 'em I was to Travel with 'em
to morrow, and should take it as a great favour, if they would please
to Honour me so far, as to admit me of their Company, for I was alone.
The Fellow brought word they desir'd me to walk in, and they should be
very glad of mine.... Supper being ended, they call'd for a Bill,
which was presently brought; out I lugg'd and was going to Discharge,
but they begg'd my Pardon, and would by no means suffer me; telling me
that I must submit to the Rule that is generally observ'd in
Travelling, for the Major of either Sex to Treat the Minor.'
They breakfasted at Colebrook, dined at Reading, and then drained the
merchant's bottle of 'Right Nants'; after which one of the ladies told
a story. They stopped at Theale to taste Old Mother Cleanly's bottled
ale and plum cake; then the merchant told a story; and the day's
journey terminated at Newbury. There they supped, and grumbled loudly
at the bill. 'For a brace of Midling Trouts they charged us but a
Leash of Crowns, Six Shillings for a Shoulder of Mutton and a Plate of
Gerkins, Three and Sixpence for Six Rowles, and three Nipperkins of
Belch; and two Shillings more for _Whip_ in drinking our Healths.
Their Wine indeed was good, so was their price; and in a Bill of two
pound four Shillings, they made a mistake but of Nine; I ask'd what
Countrey-man my Landlord was? answer was made, Full _North_; and Faith
'twas very Evident, for he had put the _Yorkshire_ most damnably upon
us.'
Next morning one of the ladies presented them with a pot of chocolate
of her own preparing; they refilled the merchant's bottle, and
started, beguiling the way with stories. Came to Marlborough, where
the road was so bad that the brandy bottle was broken; and there they
breakfasted. They seem to have dined at Calne or Chippenham,
complaining bitterly of the roads, the last portion of which was got
over at the rate of two miles in three hours. Here they stopped at a
famous house, where 'there was more Coaches and Waggons drawn up
before her Gate, than Hacks in _Palace Yard_, during the _Session of
Parliament_, or _Term Time_. All her Entertainment is Loins of
_Mutton_ or _Rabbits_; and she makes more Broth in a day than all the
_Chop Houses_ in _Castle Alley_ in a Week.'
'Having Din'd, we proceeded on our Journey, but with a great deal of
difficulty; for the Road was so Rocky, Unlevel, and Narrow in some
places, that I am persuaded the _Alps_ are to be passed with less
Danger,' and they finally reached Bath that evening.
The roads were bad almost everywhere, and no one travelled more than
they could help. The coaches were heavy and strong, to stand the
fearful wear and tear; but, to the passengers, a journey was simply
the time spent in torture. Even in London the stones jolted terribly.
Says Ward, 'When our _Stratford_ Tub by the assistance of its
Carrionly Tits of different Colours, had outrun the Smoothness of the
Road, and enter'd upon _London Stones_, with as frightful a rumbling
as an empty Hay Cart, our Leathern Conveniency being bound in the
Braces to its good Behaviour, had no more Sway than a Funeral Herse,
or a Country Waggon; That we were jumbled about like so many Pease in
a Child's Rattle, running at every Kennel Jolt a great hazard of a
Dislocation: This we endured till we were brought within _White
Chappel Bars_, where we lighted from our stubborn Caravan with our
Elbows and Shoulders as Black and Blew as a Rural _Man_ that has been
under the pinches of an angry _Fairy_.'
Posthouses were at convenient stages all over the kingdom, and the
postmaster was bound to provide horses for all comers, either to ride
or drive. His duties and tariffs were as follows:--
'The Post Master is obliged to receive of every Person, Riding Post
with Horses and Guide, thus 3_d._ per Mile for each Horse Hire and
4_d._ per Stage for a Guide.
'And no Person carrying a Bundle that doth not exceed 80 lbs.
Averdupoise, shall be charged for it.
'If through the default of the Post Master, any Person Riding Post
shall fail of being furnished, he shall forfeit 5_l._ Or if the Post
Master cannot, or do not furnish any Person with Horses for Riding
Post, then they are at Liberty to provide Horses for themselves; but
no Horses to be seized without the Owner's Consent.
[Illustration: Hackney Coach.]
'The other way that Gentlemen commonly Travel is in Stage Coaches,
which is from about 2_d._ Farthing to 3_d._ per Mile. The Flying Coach
is a Stage Coach, that is drawn by 6 Horses, and will sometimes run 90
or 100 _English_ Miles on one day.
'It may also be noted that _Carriage_ by Waggon or Pack Horses, is
about 5 Shillings for carrying 112 Pound Weight 100 Miles; and so in
proportion; though 'tis something cheaper in the Summer than
Winter.'[597]
[Footnote 597: _British Curiosities in Nature and Art_,
1713.]
The Hackney coach was a very useful institution, in spite of all said
against it. We have read Ward's description of the bumping he had in
one; in another part of the _London Spy_ he says: 'Would you have me,
said I, undergo the Punishment of a Coach again, when you Know I was
so great a Sufferer by the last, that it made my Bones rattle in my
Skin, and has brought as many Pains about me, as if troubled with the
Rheumatism. That was a Country Coach, says he, and only fit for the
Road; but _London_ Coaches are hung more loose, to prevent your being
Jolted by the roughness of the pavement.'
The ordinary hackney coaches do not seem to have been provided with
glasses. 'For want of Glasses to our Coach, having drawn up our Tin
Sashes, pink'd like the bottom of a Cullender, that the Air might pass
thro' the holes, and defend us from Stifling.'
By the 5 & 6 Will. and Mary, cap. 22, the number of hackney coaches
was fixed at 700, and a tax was imposed of 4_l._ per annum each, 1_l._
to be paid every quarter day, besides a fine of 50_l._ for their first
licence for 21 years; and 8_l._ per annum on stage coaches.
To look after these hackney carriages there were five commissioners,
at a salary each of 200_l._, and their office was in Surrey Street,
Strand. The fares were not very heavy, even taking the difference of
the value of money into consideration, and the fact that they had two
horses.
s. d.
For one day of 12 Hours 10 --
For one Hour 1 6
For every hour after the first 1 --
From any of the Inns of Court to any part of St. James's or
City of Westminster, except beyond Tuttle Street 1 --
From the Inns of Court, or thereabouts, to the Royal Exchange 1 --
From any of the Inns of Court, to the Tower, Aldgate, Bishopsgate
Street or thereabouts 1 6
And the same Rates back again, or to any Place of the like Distance.
And, if any Coachman shall refuse to go at, or exact more, for
Hire, than the Rates hereby limited, he shall for every such
Offence forfeit 40 Shillings
In 1710 the number of coaches was increased to 800 by the 9 Anne, cap.
23, which also provided that they were to pay five shillings weekly,
and were to go a mile and a half for one shilling, two miles for one
shilling and sixpence, above two miles two shillings, and greater
distances in the same proportion.
The hackney coachmen petitioned against the tax, and said they were
willing to pay the old one. One petition was entitled 'Some Reasons
most humbly Offered to the Consideration of the Right Honourable the
House of LORDS and the Honourable the House of Commons; by all the 700
_Hackney_ Coachmen and their Widows to Enable them to pay the Great
Tax laid upon them;' and another was 'The Hackney Coachmen's case.
Humbly presented to the Right Honourable House of Commons, with a
proposal to raise for her Majesty 200,000_l._ per annum.' This was
proposed, very coolly, to be done by laying a tax on all coaches and
carriages not licensed, on passengers going by stage coaches, and on
goods carried by waggons and packhorses.
The coaches were numbered, although I can only find one notice of it:
'So that, rather than to stand a Vapulation, one of them took Notice
of his Number;'[598] and the coachmen were noted for their incivility.
Of course they did not come from a very high class, and the habits and
language of the lower class of that time were extremely coarse. 'We
discharged our Grumbling Coachman, who Mutter'd heavily, according to
their old Custome, for t'other Sixpence; till at last moving us a
little beyond our Patience, we gave an Angry Positive Denial to his
Unreasonable Importunities; for we found, like the rest of his
Fraternity, he had taken up the Miserly Immoral rule, viz. _Never to
be Satisfied_.'
[Footnote 598: _London Spy._]
Gay gently hints at their incivility:--
If Wheels bar up the Road, where Streets are Crost,
With gentle Words the Coachman's Ear accost:
He ne'er the Threat, or harsh Command obeys,
But with Contempt the spatter'd Shoe surveys.
And, according to him, they were not only surly but pugnacious.
Now Oaths grow loud, with Coaches, Coaches jar,
And the smart Blow provokes the sturdy War;
From the high Box they whirl the Thong around,
And with the twining Lash their Shins resound:
Their Rage ferments, more dang'rous Wounds they try,
And the Blood gushes down their painful Eye.
And now on Foot the frowning Warriors light,
And with their pond'rous Fists renew the Fight;
Blow answers Blow, their Cheeks are 'smeared with Blood
'Till down they fall, and grappling, roll in Mud.
[Illustration: State Coach.]
State coaches were very handsome, being elaborately painted, carved,
and gilt, a fine coach and many servants being indispensable to a
person of rank.
But even in that age of luxuriously appointed equipages everyone was
astonished at the magnificence of that of the Venetian ambassador.
Luttrell notes it on May 20, 1707: 'Yesterday the Venetian ambassadors
made their publick entry thro' this citty to Somerset House in great
state and splendour, their Coach of State embroidered with gold, and
the richest that ever was seen in England: they had two with 8 horses,
and eight with 6 horses, trimm'd very fine with ribbons, 48 footmen
in blew velvet cover'd with gold lace, 24 gentlemen and pages on
horseback, with feathers in their hats.' And the novelty does not seem
to have worn off, for, four years afterwards, Swift writes to Stella:
'This evening I saw the Venetian Ambassador coming from his first
public audience. His coach is the most monstrous, huge, fine, rich,
gilt thing that ever I saw.' He also writes her, Feb. 6, 1712:
'Nothing has made so great a noise as one Kelson's Chariot, that cost
nine hundred and thirty Pounds, the finest was ever seen. The rabble
huzzaed him as much as they did Prince Eugene.'
Anybody with any pretension to wealth and fashion drove six horses, as
says Mrs. Plotwell[599]: 'I must have Six Horses in my Coach, four are
fit for those that have a Charge of Children, you and I shall never
have any;' and _Lucinda_ tells Sir _Toby Doubtful_[600]: 'You'll at
least keep Six Horses Sir _Toby_, for I wou'd not make a Tour in High
Park with less for the World; for me thinks a pair looks like a
Hackney.' The coachman, however, did not drive all six, one of the
leaders being always ridden by a postilion. These carriage horses were
heavy, long-tailed Flemish ones, and naturally went at a sedate and
sober trot.
[Footnote 599: _The Beau's Duel_, Mrs. Centlivre.]
[Footnote 600: _Love's Contrivance_, Mrs. Centlivre.]
[Illustration: State Coach.]
It was not everyone that could afford six, or even four, horses, so
there were lighter vehicles, as the chariot, the calash, and the
chaize or chaise. The latter was adapted for one or two horses, and
sometimes was highly ornamented. 'A very fine CHAIZE, very well
Carved, gilded and painted, and lined with blue Velvet, and a very
good HORSE for it, are to be sold together, or apart &c.--The Horse is
also a very good HORSE for the Saddle.'
'A very fine pair of young Stone Horses, and a very neat Chaize, well
Carved, gilt and painted, and lined with Scarlet, and but little the
worse for using to be sold.' 'A Curious 4 Wheel Shaze, Crane Neck'd,
little the worse for wearing, it is to be used with one or 2 Horses,
and there is a fine Harness for one Horse, and a Reputable Sumpture
Laopard Covering.'
The ordinary chaises, however, were much plainer, and they were built
strongly, to stand the strain of bad pavements and roads; but it is
probable that very few were put to such a severe test as the
following: 'At the Greyhound Inn in West Smithfield is to be sold a
Two Wheel Chaise, with a Pair of Horses well match'd: It has run over
a Bank and a Ditch 5 Foot High; and likewise through a deep Pit within
the Ring at Hide Park, in the presence of several Persons of Quality;
which are very satisfied it cannot be overturn'd with fair Driving. It
is to be Lett for 7_s._ 6_d._ a Day, with some Abatement for a longer
Time.'
There should be a history attaching to the following advertisement:
'Whereas, upon the 10th of Octob. last, a Gentleman brought a Calash
and one Horse, to the Duke of Grafton's Head at Hide Park Corner, and
on the 20th of the same Month fetched away the Horse, but left the
Calash as a pawn for what was due for the same. If the Owner will come
and pay what is due, he may have his Calash again, else it will be
appraised and sold in 10 days time.' The innkeeper had waited six
months before he advertised.
Here is another curious advertisement connected with coaches. 'Lost
the 26th of February, about 9 a Clock at Night, between the Angel and
Crown Tavern in Threadneedle Street, and the end of Bucklers Berry,
the side Door of a Chariot, Painted Coffee Colour, with a Round Cypher
in the Pannel, Lin'd with White Cloath embos'd with Red, having a
Glass in one Frame, and White Canvas in another, with Red Strings to
both Frames. Whosoever hath taken it up are desir'd to bring it to Mr.
Jacob's a Coachmaker at the corner of St. Mary Ax near London Wall,
where they shall receive 30_s._ Reward if all be brought with it; or
if offer'd to be Pawn'd or Sold, desire it may be stop'd and notice
given, or if already Pawn'd or Sold, their money again.'
In very many advertisements of the sale of second-hand carriages, it
is mentioned that the glasses are complete. One would imagine from
this that glass was dear, but it was not particularly so. 'These are
to give notice to all Persons that have occasions for Coach Glasses,
or Glasses for Sash Windows, that they may be furnished with all
sorts, at half the prises they were formerly sold for.' And it goes on
to say that 12 inches square was 2_s._ 6_d._, and increased up to 22
inches, nearly at the rate of 6_d._ per inch, or 8_s._ 6_d._; 23
inches was 10_s._ 6_d._, and so on at about 2_s._ 6_d._ per inch to 28
inches, which was 20_s._, until it culminated at 36 inches square for
£2 10_s._ If this, really, was half the previous cost, and if we
reckon the difference in the value of money then and now perhaps some
economical people would think twice before having a broken glass
repaired.
There were also a 'Chasse marée Coach,' and a 'Curtin Coach for Six
People.'
They used to take nice little drives, too, in these clumsy old
carriages--but they took their time over the journey. Thoresby's
'kind friend Mr. Boulter, brought his chariot from Chelsea, purposely
to carry him to see Hampton Court.' They started about eleven, and,
'having passed through the City, we passed the Gravel Pits,[601] and
had a clear air (whither the Consumptive are sent by the physicians)
and delicate pleasant Country to Acton and Brentford; the Duke of
Somerset's Seat at Sion House looked most charmingly, and was the
first time I had observed the lime trees in the avenues cut in a
pyramidal form, even to a great distance from the palace, which looked
very Noble; thence through Thistleworth and Twitnam, a very pleasant
road.' After their visit to Hampton, they stopped for the night at
Richmond Wells, returning next day _viâ_ Kew, Mortlake, Putney, and
Wandsworth.
[Footnote 601: At Kensington.]
His friend Boulter, on another occasion, 'took me in his Coach to
Hampstead, where we dined with his mother; and after viewing that
pleasant town, and taking a view of the Country from the Hill beyond
it, we took a tour to Highgate, Mussel Hill and other Country
villages, and a pleasant Country, and returned by Islington and
Newington home again.'
There was a mechanical curiosity which appeared in 1711, and of which
the following is an advertisement. 'An Invention of a wonderful
Chariot, in which Persons may travel several Miles an Hour, without
the assistance of Horses, and Measure the Miles as they go; it turns
or goes back; having the Praise of all Persons of Quality, and
ingenious Men that have seen it. Note that it is convenient for any
Gentleman that is incapable of walking thro' lameness, to ride about
his Park or Garden, without damaging his Tarris-Walks or Grass-Plats.
The Invention is so highly approv'd that there is one already bespoke
by a Person of Quality, which is to go on four Wheels, and swing in
the Nature of a large Coach; which according to a modest Computation,
will travel at the Rate of 7 or 8 Miles an Hour. If any Person of
Quality is desirous to use them with Horses, they may either travel as
far again in a Day as they can with another Coach, or can go as far
with a Pair of Horses, as the Coaches hitherto in Use can with 6. Note
that such as are bespoke for Parks or Gardens only, will come very
reasonable, others at proportionable Prices.'
It was the fashion to use a mourning coach all the time mourning was
worn, and this rendered it incumbent upon people to possess such a
vehicle; consequently they were frequently advertised for sale--'At
Mr. Harrison's, Coach Maker, in the Broadway, Westminster, is a
Mourning Coach and Harness, never used, with a whole Fore Glass, and
two Door Glasses and all other Materials (the Person being deceased);
also a Mourning Chariot, being little used, with all Materials
likewise, and a Leather Body Coach, being very fashionable with a
Coafoay Lining and 4 Glasses, and several sorts of Shazesses, at very
reasonable Rates.'
The reins were not of leather, but of worsted, and sometimes of gay
colours. Pepys, on that Memorable May Day in 1669 when he started his
pretty gilt coach, and had the horses' manes and tails tied with red
ribbons, had 'green reins, that people did mightily look upon us.'
French harness seems to have been most fashionable, although there is
'a pair of fine new Rumpee Town Harness' advertised; and hammer-cloths
were used on the coach-boxes. A singular industry sprang up--that of
stealing these hammer-cloths. 'Lost off a Gentleman's Coach Box a
Crimson Coffoy Hammer Cloth, with 2 yellow Laces about it.' 'Lost off
a Gentleman's Coach Box, a Blue Hammer Cloth, trimm'd with a Gold
colour'd Lace that is almost turn'd yellow.' 'Lost a Red Shag Hammock
Cloth, with white Silk Lace round it, embroider'd with white and blue,
and 3 Bulls Heads and a Squirrel for the Coat of Arms.
[Illustration: The Sedan Chair.]
The sedan chair was a conveyance that was getting into vogue in Anne's
reign. Taking its name from the town of Sedan in France, it was first
used in England in 1581, and in London in 1623.
In 1711 an Act (9 Anne, c. 23) was passed licensing 200 public sedan
chairs at ten shillings each yearly, and their fare was settled at
1_s._ per mile. Next year, another Act (10 Anne, c. 19) was passed,
licensing 100 more, but keeping the fares unaltered.
Like coaches, their adornment was indicative of the wealth and
position of their owners--although, perhaps, none ever came up to
Anne's royal present.[602] 'The Queen has made a present of a chair
value £8000 to the King of Prussia, which is ordered for Berlin.'
Still they were highly ornamental, as the following, which was the
property of Sir Joseph Williamson, deceased, will show. 'A Cedan (or
Chair) lin'd with Crimson Velvet, trim'd with Gold and Silver, and a
new Mourning Chair &c.'
[Footnote 602: _Luttrell's Diary_, Dec. 10, 1709.]
The prefix 'Sedan' was seldom used, and these conveyances were
generally termed 'Chairs.' That they were considered somewhat of a
novelty in Anne's reign is evidenced by that line of Gay's 'Nor late
invented Chairs perplex'd the way,' and also by the fact that then the
public chairs were first licensed, and the number, a very small one,
regulated.
They were not particularly comfortable, as the Marquis of Hazard
describes[603]: 'Hey, let my three Footmen wait with my Chair
there--the Rascals have come such a high trot--they've jolted me worse
than a Hackney Coach--and I am in as much disorder as if I had not
been drest to day.' And they were sometimes dangerous too.
[Footnote 603: _The Gamester._]
Or, box'd within the Chair, contemn the Street,
And trust their Safety to another's Feet.
.........................................
The drunken Chairman in the Kennel Spurns,
The Glasses shatters, and his Charge o'erturns.
Gay evidently did not like either chairs or chairmen, for he warns his
reader thus:--
Let not the Chairman with assuming Stride,
Press near the Wall, and rudely thrust thy Side:
The Laws have set him Bounds; his servile Feet
Should ne'er encroach where Posts defend the Street.
Yet who the Footman's Arrogance can quell,
Whose Flambeau gilds the Sashes of Pell Mell?
When in long Rank a Train of Torches flame,
To light the Midnight Visits of the Dame?
Others, perhaps, by happier Guidance led,
May where the Chairman rests, with Safety tread;
When e'er I pass, their Poles, unseen below,
Make my Knee tremble with the jarring Blow.
CHAPTER XXXVII.
THE MOHOCKS.
Scourers, etc. -- Bully Dawson -- Two outbreaks -- That in 1712
-- Hawkubites -- Exploits of the Mohocks -- Sir Roger de Coverley
-- Swift's fear of them -- Emperor of the Mohocks -- Gog and
Magog -- The Queen's proclamation -- Decline of the scare --
Constables and watchmen.
In every age and country young blood is hot blood, and in this reign
it was particularly so. The wild blood of the Cavaliers still danced
in the veins of the beaus in Anne's time, and nightly frolics and
broils were of frequent occurrence. They had their predecessors in
this work--as Sir _Tope_ says in Shadwell's play of 'The Scowrers':
'Puh, this is nothing, why I knew the _Hectors_, and before them the
_Muns_ and the Titire Tus, they were brave fellows indeed; in those
days a man could not go from the _Rose Tavern_ to the _Piazza_ once,
but he must venture his life twice.' And Whackum, in the same play,
describes the doings of the fraternity of Scourers. 'Then how we
Scour'd the Market People, overthrew the Butter Women, defeated the
Pippin Merchants, wip'd out the Milk Scores, pull'd off the Door
Knockers, dawb'd the Gilt Signs.'
In Anne's reign these roysterers were called Mohocks--why, I know not,
except that it was then a sort of generic term for North American
Indians. In a later age this furore was termed Tom and Jerryism; but
then it had an intelligible origin, from Pierce Egan's 'Life in
London, or the Day and Night Scenes of Jerry Hawthorn Esq. and his
elegant Friend Corinthian Tom &c.' It still exists, although it has no
special name.
Brown, in his 'Letters from the Dead to the Living,' says in that
'From Bully Dawson[604] to Bully W....n': 'Therefore if ever you
intend to be my Rival in Glory, you must fight a Bailiff once a Day,
stand Kick and Cuff once a Week, Challenge some Coward or other once a
Month, Bilk your Lodgings once a quarter, and Cheat a Taylor once a
year, crow over every Coxcomb you meet with, and be sure you kick
every jilt you bully into submission and a compliance of treating you;
never till then will the fame of W....n ring like _Dawson's_ in every
Coffee House, or be the merry subject of every Tavern Tittle Tattle.'
[Footnote 604: Bully Dawson is supposed to be the original
of Captain Hackum in Shadwell's play of 'The Squire of
Alsatia,' and is mentioned by Steele in No. 2 of the
_Spectator_, when he speaks of Sir Roger de Coverley having
'kick'd Bully Dawson in a publick Coffee House for calling
him Youngster.']
There seem to have been two special outbreaks of Mohocks--one in 1709,
and the other in 1712. Of the first Steele says:[605] 'When I was a
middle-aged Man, there were many societies of _Ambitious_ young men in
England, who, in their pursuits after same, were every night employed
in roasting Porters, smoaking Coblers, knocking down Watchmen,
overturning Constables, breaking Windows, blackening Sign Posts, and
the like immortal enterprizes, that dispersed their Reputation
throughout the whole Kingdom. One could hardly find a knocker at a
door in a whole street after a midnight expedition of these _Beaux
Esprits_. I was lately very much surprised by an account of my Maid,
who entered my bed chamber this morning in a very great fright, and
told me, she was afraid my parlour was haunted; for that she had found
several panes of my Windows broken, and the floor strewed with
half-pence. I have not yet a full light into this new way, but am apt
to think, that it is a generous piece of wit, that some of my
Contemporaries make use of, to break windows, and leave money to pay
for them.'
[Footnote 605: _Tatler_, 77.]
Gay notices the Mohocks, and their window-breaking thus:--
Now is the Time that Rakes their Revells keep;
Kindlers of Riot, Enemies of Sleep.
His scatter'd Pence the flying _Nicker_ flings,
And with the Copper Show'r the Casement rings.
Who has not heard the _Scowrer's_ Midnight Fame?
Who has not trembled at the _Mohock's_ Name?
Was there a Watchman took his hourly Rounds,
Safe from their Blows, or new invented Wounds?
I pass their desp'rate Deeds, and Mischiefs done,
Where from _Snow Hill_ black Steepy Torrents run;
How Matrons, hoop'd within the Hogshead's Womb,
Were tumbled furious thence, the rolling Tomb
O'er the Stones thunders, bounds from Side to Side.
So _Regulus_ to save his Country dy'd.
The greatest scare, however, was in March 1712, and that exercised the
popular mind as much as the garotters of modern times. People, of
course, were more frightened than hurt, and there is very little doubt
but that this outbreak was much exaggerated. Still, we can only take
the contemporary accounts, and this is one of them.
[606]'THE TOWN RAKES, or the Frolicks of the _Mohocks_ or
_Hawkubites_. With an Account of their Frolicks last night, and at
several other Times: shewing how they slit the Noses of several Men
and Women, and wounded others; Several of which were taken up last
Night by the Guards, and committed to several Prisons, the Guards
being drawn out to disperse them.
[Footnote 606: Brit. Mus. 816 m. 19/74.]
'There are a certain set of Persons, amongst whom there are some of
too great a Character, to be nam'd in these barbarous and ridiculous
Encounters, did they not expose themselves by such mean and vulgar
Exploits.
'These Barbarities have been carry'd on by a Gang of 'em for a
considerable time, and many innocent Persons have receiv'd great
Injury from them, who call themselves _Hawkubites_; and their
mischievous Invention of the Word is, that they take people betwixt
_Hawk_ and _Buzzard_, that is, betwixt two of them, and making them
turn from one to the other, abuse them with Blows and other Scoffings;
and, if they pretend to speak for themselves, they then Slit their
Noses, or cut them down the Back.
'The Watch in most of the Out-parts of the town stand in awe of them,
because they always come in a body, and are too strong for them, and
when any Watchman presumes to demand where they are going, they
generally misuse them.
'Last Night they had a general Rendezvouz, and were bent upon
Mischief; their way is to meet People in the Streets and Stop them,
and begin to Banter them, and if they make any Answer, they lay on
them with Sticks, and toss them from one to another in a very rude
manner.
'They attacked the Watch in _Devereux Court_ and _Essex Street_, made
them scower; they also slit two Persons' Noses, and cut a Woman in the
Arm with a penknife that she is lam'd. They likewise rowled a Woman in
a Tub down _Snow Hill_, that was going to Market, set other Women on
their Heads, misusing them in a barbarous manner.
'They have short Clubs or Batts that have Lead at the End, which will
overset a Coach, or turn over a Chair, and Tucks[607] in their Canes
ready for Mischief.
[Footnote 607: A tuck was a short sword.]
'One of these Persons suppos'd to be of the Gang, did formerly slit a
Drawer's Nose at _Greenwich_, and has committed many such Frolicks
since. They were so outrageous last Night, that the Guards at _White
Hall_ was alarm'd, and a Detachment order'd to Patrole; and 'tis said,
the Train Bands will be order'd to do Duty for the future, to prevent
these Disorders; several of them were taken up last Night, and put
into the Round Houses till order is taken what to do with them.'
The Spectator, whose living was by making the most of any popular
subject of the hour, was specially exercised over the Mohocks. 'An
outrageous Ambition of doing all possible hurt to their
Fellow-Creatures, is the great Cement of their Assembly and the only
Qualification required in the Members. In order to exert this
Principle in its full Strength and Perfection, they take Care to drink
themselves to a pitch that is beyond the Possibility of attending to
any Motives of Reason and Humanity; then make a general Sally, and
attack all that are so unfortunate as to walk the Streets through
which they patrole. Some are knock'd down, others stabb'd, others cut
and carbonado'd. To put the Watch to a total Rout, and mortify some of
those inoffensive Militia, is reckon'd a Coup d'éclat. The particular
Talents by which these _Misanthropes_ are distinguished from one
another, consist in the various kinds of Barbarities which they
execute upon their Prisoners. Some are celebrated for a happy
Dexterity in tipping the Lion upon them; which is perform'd by
squeezing the Nose flat to the Face, and boring out the Eyes with
their Fingers; Others are called the Dancing Masters, and teach their
Scholars to cut Capers by running Swords thro' their Legs; a new
Invention, whether originally _French_ I cannot tell; A third sort are
the Tumblers, whose office it is to set Women on their Heads, and
commit certain Indecencies or rather Barbarities on the Limbs which
they expose.'[608]
[Footnote 608: _Spectator_, 324.]
Sir Roger de Coverley was even somewhat nervous about them when he
went to the play--and 'asked me, in the next place whether there would
not be some danger in coming home late, in case the Mohocks should be
Abroad'; and we learn how, finally, the party went to the theatre.
'The Captain, who did not fail to meet me there at the appointed Hour,
bid Sir Roger fear nothing, for that he had put on the same Sword
which he made use of at the Battle of _Steenkirk_. Sir Roger's
Servants, and among the rest my old Friend, the Butler, had, I found,
provided themselves with good Oaken Plants, to attend their Master
upon this occasion.'
Swift was in mortal fear of them, and, in his 'History of the Four
Last Years of Queen Anne,' declares it was part of a deliberate plan
to raise riot, during which Harley might have been assassinated--and
accuses Prince Eugene of setting it afloat. He writes Stella--in
Letter 43--fragmentary jottings of his feelings during this period of
terror. 'Did I tell you of a race of Rakes, called the Mohocks, that
play the devil about this town every night, slit peoples noses, and
bid them, &c.... Young Davenant was telling us at Court how he was set
upon by the Mohocks, and how they ran his chair through with a Sword.
It is not safe being in the streets at Night for them. The Bishop of
Salisbury's son is said to be of the gang. They are all Whigs; and a
great lady sent to me, to speak to her father and to lord treasurer,
to have a care of them, and to be careful likewise of myself; for she
heard they had malicious intentions against the Ministers and their
friends.... I walked in the Park this evening, and came home early to
avoid the Mohocks.... Here is the devil and all to do with these
Mohocks. Grub Street papers about them fly like lightning, and a list
printed of near eighty put into several prisons, and all a lie; and I
almost begin to think there is no truth, or very little, in the whole
Story. He that abused Davenant was a Drunken gentleman; none of that
gang. My man tells me, that one of the lodgers heard in a Coffee
House, publicly, that one design of the Mohocks was upon me, if they
Could Catch me; and though I believe nothing of it, I forbear walking
late, and they have put me to the Charge of some shillings already....
I came home in a Chair for fear of the Mohocks.... I came afoot but
had my Man with me. Lord treasurer advised me not to go in a Chair,
because the Mohocks insult Chairs more than they do those on foot.
They think there is some mischievous design in those villains. Several
of them, lord-treasurer told me, are actually taken up. I heard at
dinner, that one of them was killed last night.... Lord Winchelsea
told me to day at Court, that two of the Mohocks caught a maid of old
Lady Winchelsea's at the door of their house in the Park, with a
candle, and had just lighted out somebody. They Cut all her face, and
beat her without any provocation.... I staid till past twelve, and
could not get a Coach, and was alone, and was afraid enough of the
Mohocks.'
This dreaded association was supposed to be under the orders of a
chief or 'Emperor,' who wore a crescent on his forehead, and is so
described both in the _Spectator_ and in Gay's very amusing play of
'The Mohocks,' which is a delicious burlesque on the scare. Here is a
sample of it. Some of the watch are talking about this dreaded band,
and their doings. Says one: 'I met about five or six and thirty of
these _Mohocks_--by the same token 'twas a very windy Morning--they
all had Swords as broad as Butcher's Cleavers, and hack'd and hew'd
down all before them--I saw--as I am a Man of credit, in the
Neighbourhood--all the Ground covered with Noses--as thick as 'tis
with Hail Stones after a Storm.' Says another: 'That is nothing to
what I have seen--I saw them hook a Man as cleverly as a Fisher Man
would a great Fish--and play him up and down from _Charing Cross_ to
_Temple Bar_--they cut off his Ears, and eat them up, and then gave
him a swinging slash in the Arm--told him bleeding was good for a
fright, and so turned him loose.' A third relates his experience:
'Poh! that's nothing at all--I saw them cut off a Fellow's Legs, and,
if the poor Man had not run hard for it, they had Cut off his Head
into the bargain.' And the fourth tells how, 'Poor _John Mopstaff's_
Wife was like to Come to damage by them--for they took her up by the
Heels, and turn'd her quite inside out--the poor Woman, they say, will
ne'er be good for anything More.'
Gay also wrote another skit on these awful beings. 'An ARGUMENT
proving from History, Reason, and Scripture, that the present
_Mohocks_ and _Hawkubites_ are the GOG and MAGOG mentioned in the
Revelations, and therefore, That this vain and Transitory World will
shortly be brought to its final Dissolution.' It is not particularly
amusing, being a parody on scriptural prophecy, and it winds up with
the following:--
From Mohocks and from Hawkubites
Good Lord deliver me,
Who wander through the Streets by Night
Committing Cruelty.
They slash our Sons with Bloody knives,
And on our Daughters fall;
And if they ravish not our Wives,
We have good Luck withal.
Coaches and Chairs they overturn,
Nay Carts most easily;
Therefore from GOG and eke MAGOG
Good Lord, deliver me.
Public feeling on the matter, however, was so strong, that on March
17, 1712, the Queen issued a Royal Proclamation.
'Anne, R. The Queen's Most Excellent Majesty being watchful for the
Publick Good of Her Loving Subjects, and taking notice of the great
and unusual Riots and Barbarities which have lately been committed in
the Night time, in the open Streets, in several parts of the Cities of
_London_ and _Westminster_, and Parts adjacent, by numbers of Evil
dispos'd Persons, who have combined together to disturb the Publick
Peace, and in an inhuman manner, without any Provocation, have
Assaulted and Wounded many of her Majesty's good Subjects, and have
had the Boldness to insult the Constables and Watchmen, in the
Execution of their Office, to the great Terror of Her Majesty's said
Subjects, and in Contempt and Defiance of the Laws of this Realm, to
the Dishonour of Her Majesty's Government, and the Displeasure of
Almighty God &c. &c. &c.... Her Majesty doth hereby promise and
declare, That whosoever shall before the First Day of _May_ now next
ensuing discover to any of Her Majesty's Justices of Peace, any Person
who, since the First Day of _February_ last past, hath, without any
Provocation, Wounded, Stabb'd or Maim'd, or who shall before the said
First Day of _May_, without any Provocation, Wound, Stab, or Maim, any
of Her Majesty's Subjects within the said Cities of _London_ and
_Westminster_, and Parts adjacent, so as such Offender be brought to
Justice, shall have and receive the Reward of One Hundred Pounds, &c.'
[Illustration: The Watch.]
Can the following advertisement have any possible relation to the
midnight orgies of the Mohocks? _Post Boy_, Dec. 18/20, 1712: 'Lately
found, several Pair of Stockings, some Night Caps, and several Pair of
Shooes, with two Brazill Rolling Pins, and some Brass Knockers of
Doors.'
Brass knockers evidently were attractive, for in 1714 we find a genius
advertising, 'There is to be Sold at the Sign of the Plow on Fleet
Ditch, New Fashion Brass Knockers of all Sizes that cannot be broke
off so easily as any that have yet been made. However, this is to
Satisfy all Gentlemen and others that do buy any of them, that if any
should be broke off, upon their bringing me a Piece of that which I
sold, I will give them gratis one as good and as large as they
bought.'
The fright soon passed off, for we find Budgell[609] writing on April
8, 1712, that some began to doubt 'whether indeed there were ever any
such Society of Men. The Terror which spread itself over the whole
Nation some Years since, on account of the _Irish_, is still fresh in
most Peoples Memories, tho' it afterwards appeared there was not the
least Ground for that general Consternation. The late Panick Fear was,
in the opinion of many deep and penetrating Persons, of the same
Nature.' But there is no doubt there was a substratum of reality,
mixed with a great deal of exaggeration.
[Footnote 609: _Spectator_, 347.]
The civil power was utterly unable to cope with riots of this
description. What were the watchmen like? From the time of Dogberry to
the institution of the present police they have ever been a
laughing-stock. Old, infirm men, badly paid, incumbered with a long
staff and a lantern, perambulated the streets under the authority of a
constable. Who cared for them? Certainly not a Mohock. Nay, their very
honesty was called in question. 'Two of them like honest fellows,
handed me home to my Chambers, without so much as stealing my Hat or
picking my pockets which was a Wonder.'
[Illustration: A Constable.]
Ward gives an amusing little sketch of their venality.
'Civil and Sober Persons, said he, how do I know that, Mr. _Prattle
Box_? You may be Drunk for ought I know, and only feign yourselves
Sober before my presence to escape the penalty of the Act.
'My Friend puts his Hand in his Pocket, plucks out a Shilling, Indeed,
Mr. Constable, says he, we tell you nothing but the Naked Truth. There
is something for your Watch to Drink; We know it is a late Hour, but
hope you will detain us no longer.
'With that Mr. _Surly Cuff_ directs himself to his right hand
Janizary, Hem, hah, Aminidab, I believe they are Civil Gentlemen; Ay,
ay, said he, Master, you need not question it; they don't look as if
they had Fire balls about 'em. Well, Gentlemen, you may pass; but Pray
go civilly home. Here, Colly, light the Gentlemen down the Hill, they
may chance to Stumble in the Dark, and break their Shins against the
Monument.'
What sings Gay of watchmen?
Yet there are Watchmen, who with friendly Light,
Will teach thy reeling Steps to tread aright;
For _Sixpence_ will support thy helpless Arm,
And Home conduct thee, safe from nightly Harm;
But if they shake their Lanthorns, from afar,
To call their Breth'ren to confed'rate War,
When Rakes resist their Pow'r; if hapless you
Should chance to wander with the Scow'ring Crew;
Though Fortune yield thee Captive, ne'er despair,
But seek the Constable's consid'rate Ear;
He will reverse the Watchman's harsh Decree,
Mov'd by the Rhetrick of a Silver Fee.
Thus, would you gain some fav'rite Courtier's Word;
Fee not the petty Clarks, but bribe my Lord.
CHAPTER XXXVIII.
DUELLING.
Its prevalence -- Bullying -- Fielding's duels -- Favourite
localities -- Its illegality -- Col. Thornhill and Sir Cholmley
Dering: their quarrel and duel -- Duke of Hamilton and Lord Mohun
-- Story of their duel.
The senseless custom of duelling was much in vogue in this reign,
although perhaps it had not reached to the height it afterwards did.
The custom of wearing swords rendered the arbitrament of every dispute
liable to be settled by those weapons. A few hasty words and the sword
was whipped out, and probably one or other of the combatants had
reason to regret his loss of temper. Indeed, to such a pitch had it
come that the Code of Old John Selden, 'The duels or single combat,'
printed in 1610, was reprinted in 1711 for the benefit of Queen Anne's
subjects, as was also Sir William Hope's 'New Method of Fencing &c.'
Fencing-masters naturally advertised. 'Peter Besson a Waldense, born
in Piedmont, teaches the use of the Italian Spadroon; and does invite
all Gentlemen that are curious in the Sword to see him perform his
Exercises at St. Amant's Coffee House by Charing Cross, Tuesdays,
Thursdays, and Saturdays, from 10 of the Clock in the Morning till 1.
He hath been in most Princes Courts of Europe, from whom he hath ample
Certificates of his great Dexterity and Ability this Way, and in a
very short time can make Gentlemen compleat Masters of this sort of
Sword.' There were also the numerous fencing-masters who performed at
Hockley in the Hole, who were always available as teachers.
Steele, who had himself fought his man and run him through the body,
did all he could to discountenance the practice; as he says in
_Tatler_ 25: 'I shall talk very freely on a Custom which all men wish
exploded, though no man has courage enough to resist it.' And not only
does he write against it in that number, but also in Nos. 26, 28, 29,
38, and 39.
[Illustration: A Duel.]
As a specimen of the hectoring and bullying then in vogue among a
certain class, let us take the following extract from Ward[610]: 'As
we came down _Ludgate Hill_, a couple of _Town Bullies_ (as I suppose
from their Behaviour) met each other, Damn ye, Sir, says one, why did
you not meet me Yesterday Morning according to Appointment? Damn you,
Sir, for a Cowardly Pimp, reply'd the other, I was there and waited
till I was Wet to the Skin, and you never came at me. You lie like a
Villain, says t'other, I was there, and stay'd the time of a
Gentleman; and draw now, and give me Satisfaction like a Man of
Honour, or I'll Cut your Ears off. You see, says the Valiant
Adversary, I have not my Fighting Sword on, and hope you are a Man of
more Honour than to take advantage of a Gentleman. Then go home and
fetch it, says _Don Furioso_, like a man of Justice, and meet me
within an Hour in the _King's Bench Walks_ in the _Temple_, or the
next time I see you, by _Jove's Thunderbolts_, I will Pink as many
Eylet holes in your Skin, as you have Button holes in your Coat; and
therefore have a Care how you Trespass upon my Patience. Upon the
Reputation of a Gentleman, I will Punctually meet you at your Time,
and Place; reply'd the other, and so they Parted.'
[Footnote 610: _London Spy._]
Very early in the reign we hear of duels. The _Flying Post_, Dec.
15/17, 1702, tells us of two. 'On Monday last Col. Fielding, commonly
called Handsom Fielding, was dangerously wounded in a Quarrel with one
Mr. Gudgeon, a Gentleman, at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane.... On
Tuesday night last, one Mr. Cusaick, an Irish Gentleman, and Capt
Fullwood, quarrelled at the New Theatre in Lincoln's Inn Fields, and
afterwards fought; Captain Fullwood fell on the Spot, and Mr. Cusaick
was dangerously wounded.'
In the same paper for Dec. 22/24, 1702, we read: 'Mr. Fullwood, who
fought with Mr. Cusaick last Week in Lincoln's Inn Fields, was very
decently buried on Sunday last in the Evening at St. Clement's Danes
in the Strand. His Corps was brought from the Hay Market in a Hearse,
attended by many Gentlemen of Note, and some of Quality; they had all
Favours and Gloves.... Two Gentlemen of the Guards fought a Duel in
the Meuse; one was kill'd upon the Spot, and the other dangerously
wounded.'
We find 'handsom Fielding' at it again in 1704. 'On Friday last my
Lord de la Ware, and Mr. Fielding one of Her Majesty's Equerries,
fought a Duel at Windsor: His Lordship was dangerously wounded.'[611]
[Footnote 611: _Daily Courant_, Sept. 18, 1704.]
There were pet places for these combats, as there were also in the
later days of duelling with pistols, when Wimbledon Common, Wormwood
Scrubs, and Chalk Farm were fashionable localities. In Anne's time the
favourite spots were Lincoln's Inn Fields, or the fields at the back
of Montague and Southampton Houses, St. James's Park, and Barn Elms
between Putney and Mortlake. '29 May 1705. Saturday last, Mr. Kennet,
a young Kentish gentleman of the Temple, was killed in a duel behind
Montague House, supposed by one Mr. Medlicot, who made his
escape.'[612] '23 June 1705. A duel was this week fought in St.
James's Park between Foot Onslow Esq., and Dr Shadwell: the latter
wounded and disarmed.'
[Footnote 612: _Luttrell's Diary._]
It was illegal to fight duels, but the law was seldom acted on. Still,
it was put in force when appealed to. '25 Feb. 1703. Upon Notice
given, that Sir Stafford Fairborn and admiral Churchill designed to
fight a Duel, they were both Confined, to prevent the same.'
Whilst on this subject, notice of two famous duels fought in this
reign must not be omitted--those between Col. Thornhill and Sir
Cholmley Dering, and between the Duke of Hamilton and Lord Mohun;
because they throw so much light on the then procedure in these
matters.
Swift[613] notices the former thus: 'Dr. Freind came this morning to
visit Atterbury's lady and children as physician, and persuaded me to
go with him to town in his Chariot. He told me he had been an hour
before with Sir Cholmley Dering, Charles Dering's nephew, and head of
that family in Kent, for which he is Knight of the Shire. He said he
left him dying of a pistol Shot quite through the body, by one Mr.
Thornhill. They fought at sword and pistol this morning in Tuttle
Fields; their pistols so near, that the muzzles touched. Thornhill
discharged first, and Dering having received the shot, discharged his
pistol as he was falling, so it went into the Air.'
[Footnote 613: _Journal to Stella_, May 9, 1711.]
This duel created an immense sensation at the time, and several
accounts of the trial, etc., are preserved. From one of these[614] we
will take our facts, premising that the trial took place at the Old
Bailey, May 18, 1711. 'The first Evidences were such as related to the
quarrel, begun at the _Toy_ at _Hampton Court April_ 27th past, who
depos'd that at an Assembly of about Eighteen Gentlemen met there at
that Time, a Difference happen'd between the Deceas'd and the
Prisoner, upon their struggling and contending with each other, the
Wainscoat of the Room broke in, and _Mr. Thornhill_ falling down, had
some Teeth struck out by Sir _Cholmley Deering's_ stamping upon him;
that upon this, the Company immediately interpos'd to prevent further
Mischief; and Sir _Cholmley_ being made sensible of his fault,
declar'd himself ready to ask Mr. _Thornhill's_ Pardon which he did
not think sufficient for the injury done him in beating out his Teeth;
but upon his requiring further Satisfaction, Sir _Cholmley_ reply'd,
He did not know where to find him, which Mr. _Thornhill_ said 'twas a
Lie; soon after this the company broke up, and 'twas observ'd that
those Two Gentlemen went home in different Coaches.
[Footnote 614: Brit. Mus. E. 1992/4.]
'It appeared that after this the Deceas'd made overtures of
Accommodation.'
At the trial the doctors deposed that Thornhill's injuries were very
severe, that he had had fever, and might have died, had he not had an
excellent constitution. As soon as he recovered a little, he sent his
antagonist the following challenge.
'May the 8th, 1711.
'Sir, I shall be able to go Abroad to Morrow Morning, and desire
you would give me a Meeting with your Sword and Pistols, which I
insist on; the Worthy Gentleman my Friend, who brings this, will
concert with you for the Time and Place. I think _Tuttle Fields_
will do well, _Hide Park_ will not, this Time of the Year being
full of Company.
'I am, Your Humble Servant,
'_Richard Thornhill_.'
His servant deposed that on the morning of the 9th of May 'Sir
_Cholmley_ came into his Master's dining Room with a Brace of Pistols
in his Hands; upon which he inform'd his Master, Sir _Cholmley_ was
there; who thereupon came to him, and ask'd Sir _Cholmley_ if he
would drink a Dish of Tea, which he refus'd, but drank a Glass of
Small beer. Mr. _Thornhill_ having dress'd himself, they went together
in a Hackney Coach to _Tuttle Fields_. Upon their being there, the
Evidence depos'd, That they Came up like Two Lions with their Pistols
advanc'd, and when within Four Yards of each other, discharg'd so
equally together, that it could not well be discover'd who Shot
first.'
Sir Cholmley fell, and the usual scene took place; the quondam friend
rushed forward, and regretfully wished to be of service to the dying
man. A surgeon was sent for, and before his death Sir Cholmley not
only freely forgave his adversary, but admitted that 'this Misfortune
was my own Fault, and of my own Seeking.'
For the defence 'Several Persons of Quality and Worth declared as to
Mr. _Thornhill's_ Character, That they never knew him to be of a
Quarrelsome Disposition; but that on the Contrary, Sir _Cholmley
Deering_ was given to be unwarrantably Contentious.'
[Illustration: Duel between Duke of Hamilton and Lord Mohun.]
The judge summed up very clearly, but against the prisoner, pointing
out to the jury the difference between manslaughter and murder; but
the jury brought in a verdict of manslaughter.
Thornhill did not survive his adversary long. Swift writes Stella,
Aug. 21, 1711: 'Thornhill, who killed Sir Cholmley Dering, was
murdered by two men on Turnham Green last Monday Night. As they
stabbed him, they bid him remember Sir Cholmley Dering. They had
quarrelled at Hampton Court, and followed and stabbed him on
horseback.'
His remorse at his killing Dering is commented on by Steele in
_Spectator_ 84, under the name of _Spinamont_.
The duel between the Duke of Hamilton and Lord Mohun has been
frequently described; and, had only the dissolute Mohun have been
killed, few would have regretted its having taken place. As it was,
the Duke being the leader of the Jacobite faction in Scotland, and
Mohun being a violent Whig, the duel was invested with a political
colouring; and the Tories, enraged at Hamilton's fall, did not scruple
to call it a Whig murder, and denounce Lord Mohun's second, General
Macartney, as having unfairly stabbed him; but from all the
evidence[615] it is impossible to believe it.
[Footnote 615: Brit. Mus. 515 l. 2/215.]
The story of the duel is briefly this. The two noblemen were opposing
parties in a lawsuit, and on Nov. 13, 1712, met in the chambers of a
Master in Chancery, when the Duke remarked of a witness--'There is no
truth or justice in him.' Lord Mohun replied, 'I know Mr. Whitworth;
he is an honest Man, and has as much truth as your Grace.' This,
fanned into flame by officious friends, was enough; and on Nov. 15, or
two days afterwards, they fought, early in the morning, in Hyde Park;
their seconds--Col. Hamilton and General Macartney--also fighting, or,
as they expressed it, 'taking their share in the dance.' Lord Mohun
fell, dead, and the Duke atop of him, mortally wounded. The seconds
left off fighting, and went to the assistance of their principals; and
it was then, it was averred, that Gen. Macartney treacherously stabbed
the Duke.
Macartney fled; but Col. Hamilton remained, took his trial, and was
only found guilty of manslaughter. He accused Macartney of the foul
deed, and great was the hue and cry after him. The Duchess was
naturally enraged, and offered a reward of 300_l._ for his
apprehension, and the Government offered 500_l._ more, but he got off
safely. When things were quieter, he returned, stood his trial at the
Queen's Bench, Colonel Hamilton's testimony was contradicted, and he
was acquitted of the murder--but found guilty of manslaughter. The
punishment for this, by pleading benefit of clergy, which of course
was always done, was reduced to a very minimum, something amounting to
the supposed burning of the hand with a barely warm or cold iron--and
he was restored to his rank in the army and had a regiment given him.
CHAPTER XXXIX.
THE ARMY AND NAVY.
Sale of commissions -- General practice -- Its illegality -- Arrears
of pay -- Descriptions of officers -- Army chaplains -- The rank and
file -- Description of them -- Irregularity of pay -- Rations --
Recruiting -- Bounty -- Gaol birds -- Vagrants -- Desertions -- Story
of seditious drummers -- Train bands -- The Navy: its deeds --
Unpopularity of the service -- Pressing -- Desertion -- Rewards for
capture -- Pay -- Description of Admiralty -- Mercantile marine.
'Colonel Southwell has sold his regiment for 5,000_l._ to Colonel
Hansam of the guards;'[616] and doubtless the latter made money by the
transaction, for it seems to have been the practice then for the
colonel to sell the smaller commissions in his regiment. Hear what
Brown says on the subject:[617] 'We observ'd there a _Colonel_ and his
_Agent_, upon whom a pretty brisk Youth of about Seventeen attended at
three or four Yards distance in the Rear, and made his Honours upon
every occasion, we happen'd to place ourselves very near, and
immediately express'd himself as follows: "This young Gentleman has a
Particular Regard to your Honour, and a desire to learn the Art of War
under so experienc'd an Officer; 'tis true, he can't boast of any
Antiquity of Blood or Service in the Army, to recommend him to so
considerable a Post, as that of Ensign to your Honour. But, Sir, he
has deposited a Hundred Guineas in the hands of Sir _Francis Child_,
which, I presume, will plead his Merit very weightily; besides an
Acknowledgement to your humble Servant." The Favour was granted, and
the young Beau dismiss'd to his satisfaction.'
[Footnote 616: _Luttrell_, June 12, 1708.]
[Footnote 617: _A Walk round London and Westminster._]
This is not an exaggeration; the thing was openly talked about, and
even advertised. 'This is to give Notice, That Whosoever has a Mind to
treat about the purchasing Commissions in the Army, either in old
Regiments, or others, let them apply themselves to Mr. Pyne at his
Coffee House under Scotland Yard Gate, near Whitehall, and they will
be further inform'd about it.'
This advertisement seems to have aroused the authorities, for in the
_Gazette_ of Oct. 23/25, 1711, is the following official notice:
'Whereas a scandalous Advertisement has been twice published in the
_Post Boy_, giving Notice, That whoever has a mind to treat about the
Purchasing Commissions in the Army, either in the old Regiments or
others, might apply to Mr. Pyne, at his Coffee house under Scotland
Yard Gate near Whitehall, and they should be further inform'd about
it; which being directly contrary to Her Majesty's express Will and
pleasure, sometime declar'd and signif'd, as well at home, as to all
her Generals abroad, against the Sale of Commissions upon any account
whatsoever; it is thought fit to give this publick Notice, to prevent
any abuses or Impositions that might happen therefrom; and whoever
shall discover to Her Majesty's Secretary at War, at his Office in
Whitehall, the Authors of the said Advertisement, shall have due
Protection and Encouragement.'
A colonel clothed his regiment too, and there must have been money
made out of that: and a military conversation recorded by Brown throws
much light on the manners of the army at that time. 'We had pass'd the
_Horse Guards_ and enter'd the oderiferous Park of _St. James's_, we
found it a _High Change_ on the _Parade_, Red Coats and Laced Hats
spread everywhere.... Here is decided the Price of Commissions, which
are openly bought and sold, as if a lawful Merchandize.... Here you
may hear all this General's Miscarriages fully accounted for; that
General's success magnify'd and describ'd; that Colonel damn'd for
being put over this Captain's Head; that Agent curs'd for tricking the
Regiment out of their Pay, or by raising such Contributions with the
Colonel's Connivance, that Estates are now got at this end of the
Town, as well as by Stock Jobbing in the City. Here honest _Pain_, and
_Potter_, and divers others of that fraternity, take their mid-day's
Perambulation, to Agree with Spendthrift Officers, for advancing their
Money at 30 per Cent.'
The pay of all ranks in the army was always in arrear and hard to be
got at, so these agents had a fine time of it.
_Lord Hardy._ Were you at the Agent's?
_Trim._ Yes.
_Lord Hardy._ Well, and how?
_Trim._ Why, Sir, for your Arrears, you may have Eleven Shillings
in the Pound; but he'll not touch your Growing Subsistence, under
Three Shillings in the Pound Interest; besides which, You must
let his Clerk _Jonathan Item_, Swear the Peace against you to
keep you from Duelling, or insure your life, which you may do for
Eight _per cent._ On these terms He'll Oblige you; which he would
not do for any Body else in the Regiment, but he has a Friendship
for you.
_Lord Hardy._ Oh, I'm his Humble Servant; But he must have his
own terms, we can't Starve, nor must my Fellows want.[618]
[Footnote 618: _The Funeral._]
Was an officer killed in action, his wife would be entitled to a
pension--but it seems to have been somewhat problematical whether it
would be available. 'One must Sneak to the Government, for a Pension
of twenty Shillings a Week to Subsist half a Score Children, and
hammer out the rest with Washing and Starching.'[619]
[Footnote 619: _Tunbridge Walks._]
The 'Officer and Gentleman' hardly went together; the rough life of
the camp told, and almost all contemporary writers agree in painting
him as a swaggering, dicing bully. Farquhar's description[620] will
serve for all:--
[Footnote 620: _The Recruiting Officer._]
_Silvia._ I'm call'd Captain, Sir, by all the Coffee men,
Drawers, and Groom porters in London; for I wear a Red Coat, a
Sword, a Hat _bien troussé_, a Martial Twist in my Cravat, a
fierce knot in my Perriwig, a Cane upon my Button, Picquet in my
Head, and Dice in my pocket.
_Scale._ Your Name: pray Sir.
_Silvia._ Capt. _Pinch_: I cock my Hat with a Pinch, I take Snuff
with a Pinch, pay my women with a Pinch, In short, I can do
anything at a Pinch, but fight and fill my Belly.
In Bickerstaff's 'Lottery for the London Ladies,' another class of
officer is spoken of. 'Young spruce _Beauish_ non fighting _Officers_,
often to be seen at _Man's Coffee House_, Loaded with more Gold Lace
than ever was worn by a thriving _Hostess_ upon her _Red Petticoat_,
all _Ladies_ Sons of a fine _Barbary_ Shape, _Dance_ admirably, _Sing_
charmingly, speak _French_ fluently, and are the _Darlings_ of their
_Mothers_; have large Pay for little Service, are kept at home by the
Interest of their Friends, to oblige the _Ladies_, and hate the
thought of going on Board Ships, because their nice Noses are unable
to endure the smell of _Tar_, or the stink of _Belg_ Water; besides
they are as much afraid of dawbing their _Cloaths_ as they are of
ventering their Carcases.'
Who can this be? 'The first Gentleman I happen'd to cast my Eyes upon,
was my old Friend and Fellow Collegian _Bartholomew Cringe_. I
wonder'd who in the Devil's Name had equipt him with a Wig large
enough to load a Camel.... His Sword in length resembled a Footman's,
who asserts the Reputation of his Mistriss, which, for divers good
Causes and Reasons, he is very nearly Concern'd in. His Coat was as
blue as the Sky; and his Hat boldly erected its Sable Penthouse to
play with greater vivacity the ruddy Complexion of its Owner.... Says
he, Dear friend, _Tom_, you're surpriz'd to find your old Friend in
this Place and Habit. I wear this Dress and Garniture as the Emblems
of my Militant Capacity. I have the Honour to perform the Duties of my
Office under the Protection of that worthy Gentleman Lieutenant
General ---- in Quality of Chaplain to his Regiment.'[621]
[Footnote 621: _A Walk round London and Westminster._]
Even _their_ commissions were the subject of traffic. 'If any
Gentleman that is Chaplain to a Regiment is willing to dispose of his
Commission, he is desired to acquaint therewith the Master of the Tilt
Yard Coffee House near Whitehall.'
What were the rank and file of this period? Hear a contemporary
opinion.[622] 'A Foot Soldier is commonly a Man, who for the sake of
wearing a Sword, and the Honour of being term'd a Gentleman, is coax'd
from a Handicraft Trade, whereby he might Live comfortably, to bear
Arms for his King and Country, whereby he has the hopes of nothing but
to Live Starvingly. His Lodging is as near Heaven as his Quarters can
raise him; and his Soul generally is as near Hell as a Profligate Life
can sink him. To speak without Swearing, he thinks a Scandal to his
Post; and makes many a Meal upon Tobacco, which keeps the inside of
his Carcase as Nasty as his Shirt. He's a Champion for the Church,
because he Fights for Religion, tho' he never hears Prayers except
they be Read upon a Drum Head. He often leads a Sober Life against
his Will; but he never can pass by a Brandy shop with 2_d._ in his
Pocket, for he as Naturally loves Strong Waters as a Turk loves
Coffee.... He is a Man of Undaunted Courage; and dreads no Enemies so
much as he does the Wooden Horse, which makes him hate to be mounted;
and rather chuses to be a Foot Soldier. He's a Man, that when upon
guard, always keeps his word, and obeys his Officer as Indians do the
Devil, not thro' Love but Fear; ... When once he has been in a Battle
it's a hard matter to get him out of it; for where ever he comes he's
always talking of the Action, in which he was posted in the greatest
danger; and seems to know more of the matter than the General. Scars,
tho' got in Drunken Quarrels, he makes Badges of his Bravery; and
tells you they were Wounds receiv'd in some Engagement, tho' perhaps
given him for his Sawciness. He's one that loves Fighting no more than
other Men; tho' perhaps a dozen of Drink and an affront, will make him
draw his Sword; yet a Pint, and a good Word, will make him put it up
again. Let him be in never so many Campaigns in _Flanders_ he
contracts but few Habits of a _Dutchman_, for you shall oftener see
him with his Fingers in his Neck than his Hands in his Pockets. He has
the Pleasure once a Week, when he receives his Subsistence, of
boasting he has Money in his Breeches; and for all he is a Soldier
owes no man a Groat, which is likely enough to be true, because no
Body will trust him. Hunger and Lousiness are the two Distempers that
Afflict him; and Idleness and Scratching the two Medicines that
Palliate his Miseries. If he spends Twenty years in Wars, and lives to
be Forty, perhaps he may get a Halbert; and if he Survives Three
Score, an Hospital. The best end he can expect to make, is to Die in
the Bed of Honour; and the greatest Living Marks of his Bravery, to
recommend him at once to the World's Praise and Pity, are Crippled
Limbs, with which I shall leave him to beg a better Lively Hood.'
[Footnote 622: _The London Spy._]
To a Coblers Aul, or Butcher's Knife,
Or Porter's Knot, commend me;
But from a Souldier's Lazy Life,
Good Heaven pray defend me.
Here, then, we have an unvarnished description of the soldier of the
period, his virtues, his vices, his destitution, his uncleanliness;
but the authorities could not afford to be too particular in those
days, and, besides, the men did not get their pay regularly. True,
they were _promised_ that 'If any Able bodied Men are willing to serve
Her Majesty in the Train of Artillery abroad, let them repair to
Captain Silver, Master Gunner of England, at his House in St. James's
Park, they shall enter into present Pay of Seven Shillings a Week, and
be further encouraged and advanced as they shall deserve.'
Did they get this pay regularly? I fear not always. Ward speaks of
'that unfortunate Wretch, who in time of War hazzards his Life for Six
pence a pay, and that perhaps ne'er paid him;' and there is an
ominous advertisement,[623] 'The Paymaster General of Her Majesty's
Guards, Garrisons &c. in Great Britain, has given Notice, that Money
is issued for the Subsistance of the Troops and Regiments under his
Care, to the 24th instant, inclusive.' If it were the usual practice
to have the money in hand, there would have been no necessity for
advertising it in this case.
[Footnote 623: _Post Boy_, Oct. 7/9, 1712.]
Discipline seems to have been rather lax just then, for in the
_Gazette_, Oct. 11/14, 1712, there is a notice: 'Her Majesty is
pleased to order, that all the Officers of the Regiments of Harvey,
Peppar, Harrison, Wade, Bowles, Dormer, and Windress, do forthwith
repair to the Castle of Dublin, and there receive such Orders as shall
be given them by the Lords Justices of that Kingdom, upon pain of
being checked of their Pay.'
[Illustration: Soldiers.]
The uniforms in the army were plain and serviceable; the most
picturesque being that of the Grenadiers, who, Evelyn says, were first
introduced in 1678.
Some idea of the food given to the soldiers in garrison, may be gained
by perusal of the following contract for rations.[624] 'The Most
Honourable the Lord High Treasurer of Great Britain having receiv'd
Her Majesty's Pleasure, That a Contract shall be made for Victualling
Her Majesty's Garrisons at Minorca, to consist of about 4000 Men, and
at Gibraltar, to consist of about 2000 Men, according to the
Proportions underwritten for each Man for Seven Days, viz.
[Footnote 624: _Gazette_, Sept. 23/27, 1712.]
'7 Pound of Bread, or (when desir'd by the Commanders in
Chief) a pint of Wheat instead of a Pound of Bread.
'2 Pound and half of Beef
'1 Pound of Pork
'4 Pints of Pease
'3 Pints of Oatmeal
'6 Ounces of Butter
'8 Ounces of Cheese...'
Not a too liberal dietary for a soldier.
How did they recruit for the army? for, during the long war which
lasted nearly the whole of Anne's reign, men had to be furnished to
fill the cruel gaps made by slaughter, wounds, and disease. First of
all, a recruiting officer, with his sergeant and drummer, would be
quartered in some country town, and 'beat up for recruits.' Of a
recruiting officer we get some notion in _Spectator_ 132, and in
Farquhar's play. Let Sergeant Kite himself tell us the qualifications
for a recruiting sergeant. 'So that if your Worship pleases to cast up
the whole Sum, viz. Canting, Lying, Impudence, Pimping, Bullying,
Swearing, Drinking, and a Halbard, you will find the Sum Total amount
to a Recruiting Sergeant.' The Queen's shilling, once being taken, or
even sworn to have been taken, and attestation made, there was no help
for the recruit, unless he was bought out.
In 1703 these means seem to have failed, for men could not be got in
sufficient quantities without the inducement of a bounty. 'This is to
give Notice, That his Grace the Duke of Schombergh is raising a
Regiment of Dragoons for Her Majesty's Service; all such Persons who
shall have a mind to List themselves therein, may repair either to his
Grace's in Pall Mall, or to Mr. Brerewood in Norfolk Street, in the
Strand, near Temple Bar, Agent to the same, where such Persons as have
been formerly in the Army and are still fit for Dragoons, shall
receive 40.s. in hand for Levy Money, besides all fitting
Accoutrements, and such as have not been already in the Service shall
have 30.s. and Accoutrements.'
In 1706 an Act was passed (4 & 5 Anne, cap. 21) 'For the better
recruiting Her Majesty's Army and Marines,' which gave the power to
justices, assisted by their subordinates, 'to raise and levy such Able
bodied Men as have not any lawful Calling or Imployment or visible
Means for their Maintenance and Lively hood to serve as Soldiers.' A
volunteer was to have a bounty of 40_s._ given him, and 'shall not be
liable to be taken out of Her Majesty's Service by any Process other
than for some Criminal Matter.'
This shows to what straits they were reduced for men, and the
following exemplifies the class of recruits that were then going into
the army: 'Smith, who some time was half hanged[625] and cut down,
having accused about 350 pickpockets, housebreakers, &c. who gott to
be soldiers in the guards, the better to hide their roguery, were last
week upon mustering the regiments drawn out, and immediately shipt off
for Catalonia; and about 60 Women, who lay under condemnation for such
Crimes, were likewise sent away to follow the Camp.'[626]
[Footnote 625: See page 409.]
[Footnote 626: _Luttrell_, March 12, 1706.]
The Act of 1706 either fell partially in abeyance, or did not fulfil
its requirements, for in the _Gazette_ of Jan. 26/29, 1707-8, is a
proclamation by the Queen calling attention to it, and promising, for
the better carrying of it out, and 'for the greater Incouragement of
all Parish Officers to perform the Duty injoin'd them by that Act,
That such Parish Officers, for every Person they should bring before
the Magistrate, who should be Impressed should Receive the Sum of
Twenty Shillings; and that every Volunteer, for his better
Incouragement to come into our Service, and List himself according to
the Intention of the said Act, should Receive the sum of Four Pounds,
and also that such Volunteer should be Discharg'd after Three Years
Service, if he deserved it.'
This was the outcome of a fresh Act (7 Anne, cap. 2).
Of course these men deserted in shoals, but that they had always done,
from the first year of the Queen's reign. The reward offered, by their
officers, for their apprehension generally ranged from one to two
guineas, and occasionally they were entreated to return, of their own
free will, when they would be forgiven. Once only can I find that a
severe example was ever made of them, and that was in 1703. '6 Dec.
This day a Soldier of Colonel Gorsuck's Company was shot in Hide Park
for Desertion.' Probably they ran the gauntlet, as did that soldier in
1702: 'Yesterday a Soldier ran the Gantlet (as he well deserved) in
St. James's Park, for speaking some reflecting words on his late
Majesty, and is to run twice more.'
In the last year of Anne's reign there were some wicked drummers,
whose story is told very graphically in the _Post Boy_, Feb. 11/13,
1714. 'John Needham, Constable and Beadle of the Ward of Farringdon
within, warding at Ludgate the Sixth Instant, (the Queen's Birth Day)
by Order of the Lord Mayor and Court of Aldermen; was sent for to the
Crown Tavern on Ludgate Hill, to make a Gentleman Easy, who was in
Drink. The Constable having made him and the rest Friends, the
Gentleman would have him to the Queen's Arms Tavern, a little below,
where they drank a Glass of Wine together: But the Constable hearing
some Drums beat, ran into the Street, with his long Staff in his Hand,
and the Gentleman with him, who saw a very great Tumult of disorderly
Persons arm'd with huge Clubs, and several with Cleavers &c., and
innumerable Lights, and Streamers. Among the rest came Three of
H--M----'s Drummers beating their Drums; whereupon the Gentleman ran
up to the Drum Head, and ask'd, _Who they were for?_ They said, _The
House of Hanover_. He repli'd _G-- D-- you, what before the Queen is
dead? Drummers, I'll give you Sixpence, beat a Point of War for Queen_
ANNE, _here by the Constable_. But the Constable said, _No, let them
go into the Tavern, and beat out of the Crowd, and they shall have
Money and Wine too_. So he made way for them with his Staff, and they
went into the Tavern, where they beat and drank till the Tumult was
gone by. After which, the Constable had them up to Ludgate, and from
thence to the Compter. The next Evening, about Four a Clock, he
carry'd them before Sir William Withers, who demanded their Names, and
those of their Colonels, which are as follows, Thomas Hawes under
Colonel P----tt; Charles Bannister under Colonel E----ll; and William
Taylor under Brigadier F----s belonging to the F----R---- of G----'s.
And after Sir William Withers had examin'd them, and the said
Constable, and another Constable (whose Hat the Rioters beat off,
because he did not pull it off to them, tho' he was on his Duty with
his long Staff in his Hand) he was of Opinion their Crime would amount
to High Treason, and was so much the blacker, because they were the
Q----'s own S----ts, and therefore Committed them to Newgate.'
In cases, however, of civil commotion, the train bands were generally
called out. These citizen soldiers were ever the laughing stock of the
wits of their day, and Steele cannot help having his joke upon
them.[627] 'The Chief Citizens, like the noble Italians, hire
Mercenaries to carry arms in their Stead; and you shall have a fellow
of desperate fortune, for the gain of one half Crown, go through all
the dangers of Tothill Fields, or the Artillery Ground, clap his right
jaw within two inches of the touch-hole of a Musquet, fire it off, and
huzza, with as little concern as he tears a pullet.'
[Footnote 627: _Tatler_, No. 28.]
He laughs, too, at the officers, and at their method of promotion.
'But the point of honour justly gives way to that of gain; and, by
long and wise regulation, the richest is the bravest man. I have known
a Captain rise to a Colonel in two days by the fall of stocks; and a
Major, my good friend, near the Monument, ascended to that honour by
the fall of the price of Spirits, and the rising of right Nantz.' And
a great part of _Tatler_ 41 is taken up by a laughing criticism on 'An
Exercise of Arms,' which took place on June 29, 1709, and was supposed
to represent the putting down of a revolt.
The sister service had no easy task under Anne, but were always hard
at work, either at fighting or convoying, or transport work, besides
being always cruising about and snapping up prizes; and there were
some good commanders in those days, whose names have descended to
ours. What Englishman can forget the names of Benbow, Rooke, and
Cloudesley Shovel? They were not always successful--as in the case of
the first-named old sea-dog. On August 19, 1702, he sighted the
enemy's squadron, under Du Casse; on the 20th he engaged--but not till
the 24th did he come to close quarters. His ship, the _Breda_, was
then able to close with the sternmost French ship, which he himself
boarded three times, and was twice wounded. He afterwards had his
right leg shattered by a chain shot, and was carried below, but would
insist on being carried on deck, where he remained the rest of the
action. He disabled his opponent, but her consorts came to her relief,
when four cowardly captains of his basely deserted him, in spite of
his signals; so he had to give up the pursuit, and proceeded with his
squadron to Jamaica, where he died Nov. 4.
[Illustration: An Admiral.]
On Oct. 12, 1702, Sir George Rooke burnt the French and Spanish
shipping in Vigo, and sacked the town. This, besides the damage done
to the foreign navies, was notorious for the enormous quantity of
booty taken, both in specie, snuff, and other goods. What the specie
amounted to is not now known, but it was not so much as was expected,
for by far the larger portion had been landed and sent into the
interior of the country. Still it furnished a very handsome prize
money for all concerned, although, as is usual in such cases, it was
long before it was realised. A special coinage was made from this
specie, and _Ruding_ gives specimens of five-, two-, and one-guinea
and half-guinea pieces--and silver crowns, half-crowns, shillings, and
sixpences of this type. Some had the date 1702, others 1703, but in
every case the word VIGO was under the Queen's bust. Luttrell gives a
little anecdote about it. '20 Mar. 1703. This week £1000 of new mill'd
money coyned out of the plate taken at Vigo was brought from the
Tower to sir Christopher Musgrave's office in the exchequer, and
lock't up for her majestie's use, haveing the word Vigo under the
queen's effigie.
It is not within the province of this book to go into details of the
victories of the British navy in this reign, but we must not forget
that Sir George Rooke won us, in 1704, the rock of Gibraltar.
The damage done to the French shipping during the long war must have
been almost incalculable, not a daily paper or report from the
sea-ports being without mention of some prizes. Yet the service was
not a popular one, at least with seamen, the way the navy was
generally manned, by impress, being quite sufficient to make Jack
fight shy of it. We hear of this impressing in the very first year of
the reign. 'The Post Letter says there are 6 Press Ketches at
Falmouth, which have pressed a considerable number of Men for her
Majesty's Service.'[628] 'Irish Letters of the 26th past say, they
continue to beat up for Soldiers at Dublin, where abundance list
themselves, and that some Press-Ketches in that Harbour have pressed
400 Seamen within a few Days, and that a great many are voluntarily
come in.'[629]
[Footnote 628: _Flying Post_, April 2/4, 1702.]
[Footnote 629: _Ibid._, April 4/7, 1702.]
But though pressed, Jack was hard to hold, if he got a chance to get
away. 'Hull, 1 March. Last week a Lieutenant came hither with a Press
Gang, and had so good Success, that he soon Glean'd up a considerable
number; but having no vessel to put them on board, he turn'd them into
an upper Room in the Town Gaol, and on Saturday they broke out through
the top of the House and Escap'd.'[630]
[Footnote 630: _Daily Courant_, March 4, 1703.]
All means were tried to get men, and a bribe was held out by the Act 1
Anne, cap. 19, which provided for the discharge of every male prisoner
for debt under £20, and who had been in prison for six months, who
should enlist either in the army or navy, and the same was afterwards
tried by 4 & 5 Anne, cap, 6.
This serves to show the condition of the poor debtors, who were thus
invited to _ameliorate_ their position, by exchanging it for the
'Inferno' of a man-of-war of that period. Still we read early in 1704:
'There is great impressing of Seamen for Her Majesties Service, she
being resolved to have the Navy early at sea.' The bounty system was
tried, and on Dec. 14, 1704, the Queen issued a proclamation, offering
two months' pay to every sailor volunteering, and one month's to every
landsman. This proclamation also vowed vengeance against deserters,
ordered officers of press gangs to press no old men, boys, or infirm
persons, and promised them 'Twenty Shillings for each Seaman, and
Sixpence per Man for each Mile he shall be brought, if under twenty
Miles, and Ten Shillings for each Seaman that shall be brought above
Twenty Miles, over and above the said Twenty Shillings.'
This arbitrary system of impressing was so cruel, that one feels
heartily glad to find that it is possible there might be another side
to the question, and that a man might be punished for it. 'Yesterday
one Philpot was by the court of Queen's Bench fined 10 Nobles, and to
stand in the pillory on Tower Hill, for wrongfully pressing one Gill,
and taking 4 Guineas for his discharge.'[631] One man seems to have
had the courage to speak against it, and I regret I have been unable
to get his pamphlet. 'Just Published. The Old and True Way of Manning
the Fleet, Or how to Retrieve the Glory of the English Arms by Sea, as
it is done by Land; and to have Seamen always in readiness, without
Pressing. In a Letter from an old Parliament Sea Commander, to a
Member of the present House of Commons, desiring his Advice on that
Subject. Printed in the Year 1707.'
[Footnote 631: _Luttrell_, July 14, 1709.]