CCLXXXIV

PARIS, _October 13, 1865_.

DEAR FRIEND: I found your letter yesterday, on my return from Biarritz,

whence their Majesties brought me back in a fair state of preservation.

The first welcome which my native land accorded me, however, was

anything but cordial. Last night I suffered one of the most prolonged

attacks of choking that I had experienced for weeks. It is the result, I

suppose, of the change of temperature, or it may be the effect of

thirteen or fourteen hours of jolting over a very rough railroad. It

seemed as if I was in a winnowing-basket. This morning I am feeling

better.

I have not as yet seen a soul, and think no one has returned to Paris,

but I have received some lugubrious letters from persons who speak of

nothing but cholera, and who beg me to fly from Paris. Here no one pays

any attention to it, so I am told, and the fact is, I believe that, with

the exception of several old topers, there have been no serious cases.

If the cholera had made its first appearance in Paris, probably we

should have thought no more about it. It took the cowardice of the

Marseillais to give us the warning. I have informed you of my theory on

the subject of cholera; no one dies of it unless he really wishes to

die, and it is a visitor so polite, that it never makes a call upon you

without sending its visiting-card in advance, as the Chinese do.

I spent my time most agreeably at Biarritz. We had a visit from the

king and queen of Portugal. The king is a very shrinking German student.

The queen is charming. She bears a strong resemblance to the princess

Clotilde, but she is more beautiful. She is a revised edition. Her

complexion is that of a lily and of a rose, rare even in England. Her

hair is red, to be sure, but it is the dark red so fashionable just now.

She is extremely engaging and polite. They brought along with them a

certain number of male and female caricatures, who seemed to have been

gathered up from some curiosity-shop. My friend, the Portuguese

minister, took the queen aside and gave her a little tirade about me,

which her Majesty immediately repeated to me with much graciousness. The

emperor presented me to the king, who shook hands with me, and looked at

me with two big, round, startled eyes, that made me almost fail in my

duties.

Another person, M. de Bismarck, pleased me more. He is a large German,

very polite, and not at all unsophisticated. His manner is absolutely

lacking in _gemüth_, but is full of intelligence. He conquered me

completely. He brought with him a wife, who has the biggest feet beyond

the Rhine, and a daughter who walks in her mother’s footsteps.

I have said nothing of don Enrique or of the duke of Mecklenburg, I know

not why. The Legitimist party is in a terrible state since the death of

General Lamoricière. I met yesterday an Orleanist of the old school, who

was also disconsolate. How cheaply, nowadays, one becomes a great man!

Please tell me what I may read of the good things written since I ceased

to live among the cleverest people of the universe. I should like,

indeed, to see you.

Good-bye. I am going to take care of my health until the fêtes at

Compiègne make me ill again.

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