CHAPTER XLVIII.

The pure in blood--Aristocrats of the higher order--Law,

physic, and divinity--Merchants and planters--Proprietors'

dwellings--A day at a country-seat--Gastronomy--Beef--"Mary

Swift"--Mutton--Pork--Turtle and City aldermen--Christmas.

Having, in the preceding chapter, glanced at the "rise and

progress" of the _mushroom_ part of the aristocracy, it may be

deemed requisite for me to enlarge upon the merits of those

members of that body who, to present high bearing, add the claim

of good descent. And yet I know not what to say more than I have

done already in many parts of these pages, that they are fully

entitled to the respect they so universally meet with. For among

them are to be found men of superior knowledge, and distinguished

by the possession of all the cardinal virtues; men in whom

dignity of station is blended with kindliness of heart, and who,

amid the blessings wherewith Providence has blessed them, have an

open purse, and an outstretched hand, ever ready to administer to

the wants of their less fortunate brethren; men of agreeable

manners and pleasing conversation, and whose intercourse with the

polite circle in other parts of the world has corrected any

little errors they might have imbibed from their West Indian mode

of life, and divested them of that narrow-minded spirit so much

to be deplored.

In this class of individuals are to be found the Creole

proprietor, as well as those who may have purchased estates

within these last few years, and, in consequence, emigrated from

England, clergymen, barristers, and physicians, merchants and

planters, the offspring of the soil itself, or wanderers from the

several countries of England, Scotland, Ireland, and Wales.

I have already spoken of the worth of many of the clergymen; men

who practise what they preach, and who, in their private as well

as public life, shew forth, by the fruit they bear, that they are

branches of the _true vine_. The barristers are generally

considered men of distinguished abilities, and some of them plead

with powerful eloquence. They also act as solicitors and

attorneys; but they honour the profession too much to speculate

in cargoes of horses or corn-meal, as some of their brothers of

the profession are said to do in an island not seventy miles from

Antigua. In that colony there is at the present day a firm,

consisting of three parties, who, to their numerous duties of

pleading before the bar, add the more primeval occupation of

agriculturists, the partners taking it by turns to play the

planter for the space of three years,[56] and so leaving Coke,

Blackstone, and similar other worthies, study instead the art of

_planting canes_ and _boiling sugar_. How far their professional

knowledge retains its vigour in the interim their several clients

can best tell; I suppose they refrain from tasting the waters of

Lethe, but pay daily orisons at the shrine of Mnemosyne. It must

not be supposed that all the barristers of the island in question

engage in such diversified occupations; many of them pay as much

respect to their profession as their brethren of Antigua do, and

among them are to be found some very clever men. One in

particular is possessed of very superior qualifications, and his

eloquent pleading would gain attention and merit applause even

within the ancient walls of Westminster. His name is also known

in the literary world, and his "Commentaries" upon the laws of

his native island have no doubt often materially benefited his

brother barristers. It is, of course, a work that would not call

for general attention, from its local nature; but if once taken

up, the author employs so many pleasing bands with which to bind

his bundle of _law leaves_ together, that the reader is

irresistibly led to peruse it to the end.

To return to Antigua. Perhaps the most eminent member of the

Antiguan bar is a Mr. James Scotland, who, although he does not

often indulge in that flowery style of oratory which some of his

brethren of the long robe do, speaks with powerful emphasis, and

is grounded in all the mazy doctrines of the law. Mr. S. is a

scion of a goodly stock. His ancestors emigrated from the mother

country, and became settlers in Antigua, in which island they

filled official situations at an early period, and where they

have ever maintained a high character for philanthropy and

liberal principles, even in days of prejudicial darkness. Such a

line of conduct has often drawn down persecution upon the members

of this family; but at length they have met with the reward of

their unflinching perseverance in seeing that large portion of

the Antiguan community whose interests they have ever supported,

enjoying the privileges of British subjects, without regard to

complexional prejudice.

The merchants are in most instances unexceptionable characters;

the planters rank high in agricultural knowledge and

respectability; and the physicians are, I believe, generally

noted for their eminent skill. It must be remarked that in this

last-named profession there are no gradations, all the medical

men ranking as M.D., whether they have attained that degree or

not; and so far is this custom carried by the illiterate, that

the very black or coloured boys, who are generally employed to

handle the pestle, also go by the title of "doctor;" nor is it an

uncommon circumstance for these illegitimate sons of Galen to be

called in to visit patients and perform those particular branches

of surgery, phlebotomy and extracting of teeth. The first

physician in Antigua is a Dr. F., a man of versatile and

brilliant talents--an able logician, well versed in polite

literature, of energetic manner, and, what is above all,

possessed of deep, heart-felt philanthropy, based upon that

golden maxim, "Do unto others as you would have others do unto

you."

Some of the proprietors' dwellings, situated upon their several

estates, in the most cultivated parts of the island, are mansions

which would not disgrace the parks of our English country

gentlemen. They, in most instances, are built upon gently

swelling eminences, spots of extreme beauty; and the contrast

they display between their dazzling white walls, and the deep

verdure of their surrounding groves, over-canopied by a sky of

intense blue, strikes pleasingly upon the eye; while the interior

is fitted up in a style worthy the taste of the occupiers.

The approach to many of these edifices is by stately avenues of

cedars, whose bright laurel-like leaves set off to advantage the

bunches of delicate trumpet-shaped flowers. Others, again, have

the carriage-road bordered by noble rows of cocoa-nuts or

palmettos, whose long graceful branches bend to the breeze, which

makes pleasing melody as it sighs among them. Their country-seats

embrace prospects of inexpressible loveliness. Nothing of what is

generally termed the sublime, it is true--no frowning precipices

or gigantic mountains, whose hoary heads are ever hid in the

clouds--no impetuous cataracts rushing down the face of wild and

blackened rocks, and hiding at length their angry waters in some

dreadful abyss; the scene is of a more quiet nature, one where

there is such a rich harmony of colouring, such a blending of

earth, and sea, and sky, (for from almost all parts of the island

the ocean can be seen,) that as the eye gazes thereon, a pleasing

calm comes over the beholder, and every discordant passion sinks

to rest.[57]

In these mansions, a system of open but elegant hospitality is

kept up; and like gentlemen's country-seats in England, they are

seldom devoid of puissant knights and lovely damsels. The day

passes as most days do in the country. Ample respect is paid to

the well-stocked breakfast table, where every West Indian luxury

abounds; and then the gentlemen separate to pursue their

respective avocations; ride round their estates, and mark the

progress of their canes, or as it is said, to hear them grow;

visit the capital, to perform their legislative duties, pay their

respects to his excellency the governor, or scan over accounts

with their agents. The ladies, in the meantime, amuse themselves

with various feminine and elegant employments; sometimes

accompanying their soft voices upon the piano, or on well-strung

harps, playing over those melting ditties which once brought

tears into the eyes of the "gentle shepherd," or the matchless

ploughman of Ayrshire. Others frequent the library, where the

works of our best writers may be met with; but the

spirit-stirring volumes of a Gore, a James, or incomparable

"Boz," are much more eagerly sought after, than a Boyle, a Locke,

or a Newton; but few of our West Indian ladies study philosophy

or metaphysics; a novel, a poem, a book of plays, or modern

travels, are the highest steps they take in literature.

At length comes the hour of luncheon, when other delicacies are

produced, and duly indulged in; and then the duties of the toilet

have to be attended to--a stray ringlet or a captivating dimple

taken to task--a smile, a look, or an attitude studied, until the

time arrives when a drive in the carriage, or a stroll through

some pleasant vale, is practicable. After enjoying these

exercises for some time, the dressing-room is once more sought,

and beauty receives every assistance that art can give her, in

direct opposition to the advice of the author of the "Seasons."

About seven, the whole party assemble around the dinner-table,

where luxurious fare and choice wines receive additional _gusto_

from a profusion of handsome plate, rich glass, snowy

table-linen, and a well-lighted apartment. I cannot in this

place, pass over the head of all West Indian confectionary, a

_floating island_, without further mention. Could I give an

authentic recipe for the making of it, my patriotic spirit would

lead me immediately to do so; but as that is not in my power, I

can only say it is compounded of cream, sugar, guava jelly, and

citron, and is of all sweets the very sweetest. Despite what

Baron Munchausen says to the contrary, I could, were all floating

islands like it, willingly live upon them; and consequently, his

strenuous exertions in driving stakes through them, to render

them stationary, as of erst he says he did St. Christopher's,

would meet with no thanks from me.

Dr. Johnson has remarked that the hour of dinner is the most

important of the twenty-four; be it so; like all other important,

as well as unimportant matters, time at length brings it to a

close. The drawing-room is once more sought, and in lively

conversation, or listening to soft strains of music, which our

lamented _Mrs. Hemans_ has so beautifully eulogized, the evening

passes away, or is closed in with a sprightly quadrille.

All West Indians of the higher rank keep a good table; indeed,

the custom has become proverbial. Not only does the island

contribute its fish, flesh, and fowl, but France and England pay

a tribute in the shape of potted meats and soup. The native beef,

it must be allowed, is horrible--lean, tough, and sinewy, it

requires all your masticatory powers to demolish it, and proves

not a bad illustration of the conundrum, "_If_ tough beef-steaks

could speak, what English poet would they name?" "Chaw-sir,"

(Chaucer.) Some West Indians, however, have asserted that they do

not like English beef, it is so "fat and tender!" so much for

custom. But the indifferent quality of the Creole beef is easily

accounted for, when the state of the animal before it is killed

is considered. The cattle bred upon the island, although very

small, are used instead of horses in agricultural labour, and are

of consequence of great value to the planter. They therefore

seldom think of killing them while it is possible for them to be

put to the plough, or worked in the cart; but when the planter

finds that they are utterly unfit for work, and that death will

soon put an end to their toil, or when a cow has become so old

and emaciated as to be unable to rear her calves, they make a

virtue of necessity, and give them up to the care of one of the

old men or women, who feed them about the estate for a few weeks,

and occasionally give them a little corn-meal to fatten them, and

then sell them to the butcher.

I have seen some of these _antediluvian_ creatures, if I may be

allowed to use that term, coming into the capital, particularly

about Christmas, lame and blind, faltering at every step they

made, that it has been a matter of surprise to me how they were

able to reach the shambles; but, poor creatures! there they

arrive, sooner or later, are quickly despatched, and, about seven

o'clock the next morning, you may hear the bellman hallooing out

--"Oyes! oyes! a fine fat ox, bery fat, indeed, to be had at the

shambles of Mary Swift," of famed renown! who, in person, amply

makes up in longitude what she loses in latitude. I cannot help

remarking, in this place, how much more humane the mode of

killing these animals, practised in Antigua, appears than that

customary in England. Here are no horrible slaughter-houses,

still reeking with the blood of those slain before, to harass the

poor animal's sense of smelling, and call for the assistance of

those cruel ropes to pull it in; neither is the dire mallet used,

which often requires so many strokes before life is extinct. A

little grass is scattered down beneath the shade of some

spreading tree, to which the creature is tied, and as it bends

its head, the butcher, with a sharp knife, separates the spinal

marrow between the horns, and death is instant.

The mutton introduced at the table of the gentry is

super-excellent--small, tender, and not too fat; something like

the Welsh mutton so justly esteemed by the opulent in England. It

is generally fed upon the Indian-corn, and gentlemen kill for

their own use. That procured at the shambles is generally very

indifferent, and not unfrequently goat mutton. Pork is another

viand admitted at times to enlarge the table-store. It is

considered by some to be the first meat in the West Indies; this,

however, I cannot accede to; the warmth of the climate is against

it, and makes it appear unseasonable. Goldsmith, in his "Manners

and Customs," mentions that pigs in the West Indies were always

fed upon sugar-canes. I have made inquiries upon this _important_

subject, and from the answers received, and my own observations,

am inclined to think that the family of grunters are forced to be

content with less luscious fare. Upon estates, when grinding,

they may, perhaps, get a share of what is termed the _mill-bed_,

but that is all the production of the cane they are allowed to

participate in, unless they march into a cane-field of their own

accord, and stand a chance of getting shot or stuck for their

pains, for a watchman is ever looking out for such intruders, to

whom he plays the executioner's part, and, after decollating,

takes, by right of law, the head for his own share.

Poultry is also a standing dish at a West Indian dinner. Before

emancipation, all kinds of feathered stock were very plentiful,

and very cheap; fowls could be purchased for from 6d. to 8s.

each, and turkeys, geese, guinea-birds, and ducks, in the same

proportion; but now it is different, the negroes requiring higher

prices for them. Most country gentlemen have, however, a

poultry-yard attached to their residence, and thus escape the

necessity of having to send, perhaps, half over the island before

their want can be supplied.

Rabbits and pigeons are occasionally added to the luxuries of the

Creole banquet; and venison finds its way from the neighbouring

island of Barbuda. Several very excellent kinds of fish, the

produce both of sea and fresh water, and shell-fish, allure the

eye of the epicure; and last, _not least_, the delicious turtle,

which at certain seasons is vended weekly at 9d. sterling per

pound! with all its rich green fat, its white and yellow eggs!

What would a city alderman say to this? would not his imagination

revel in all the delights of _calipash_ and _calipee_, and _real_

turtle soup? not made of beef and calf's head, with a few pieces

of turtle floating in it, to _stand its god-father_, as a late

gastronomic writer so aptly describes such soup as may be

obtained at the "London Tavern," or Cornhill, although that is

reckoned very excellent in its way. We are very soon to have the

steam ships running, or rather galloping, between England and

these islands; and I really think it would well repay that very

honourable body the "lord mayor, the sheriffs, and aldermen of

London," to take a trip, if it was only to partake of turtle in

perfection, and quaff a glass of Madeira, mellowed beneath this

burning sun.

Although hospitality is ever practised in Antigua, Christmas is

the season of the year when conviviality is at its height. Then

relatives meet together from all parts of the island,--then

friendly compacts are renewed, and family differences happily

adjusted, and sweet Concord, with beaming smile, wreaths once

more her golden chain. Although no glittering green mistletoe,

that "holy bough," hangs pendant from the ceiling, and calls the

attention of flashing eyes to its mystic berries, the fragrant

pimento adorns the halls of the rich, as well as the cottages of

the poor, while the laugh and song and

"Mirth-moving jest,"

throw around their pleasing witcheries. The tables groan beneath

their burdens; and among their goodly fare may be found, as the

old Christmas carol expresses it--

"Plum-pudding, goose, capon, minced pies, and roast beef."

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[56] The estate belongs to "the firm."

[57] The principal of these country residences are--"Claremont,"

the seat of the Hon. R. E. Williams; "Cedar Hill," the seat of

the Hon. Wm. Byam, both of them truly paternal looking edifices;

"Gilbert," the seat of the Rev. Nat. Gilbert; "Mount Joshua," the

seat of the Hon. Bertie E. Jarvis; Green Castle, the seat of Sir

H. Martin, &c.

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