CHAPTER XVI

GOVERNMENTS OF THE GLOBE

The best definition of Government may be found in Wordsworth's lines:

_"The simple plan_

_That they should take who have the power_

_And they should keep who can."_

In every community on Earth, the strongest, the craftiest or the

wealthiest of the male inhabitants conspire to compel their weaker,

stupider or poorer brothers and sisters to pay them for the privilege of

remaining on earth.

Government by the Strongest is called an Absolute Monarchy.

Government by the Craftiest, a Limited Monarchy.

Government by the Wealthiest, a Republic.

In an Absolute Monarchy, the People are Controlled.

In a Limited Monarchy, they are Cajoled.

In a Republic, they are Sold.

For the successful operation of Limited Monarchies and Republics, it is

necessary to delude the Common People into the belief that they are

managing their own affairs.

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This is accomplished by means of a House of Lords, Congress, Chamber of

Deputies, Diet, Cortes, Assembly, Soviet, Etc.

These merry contrivances are designed on the principle of the revolving

squirrel-cage, furnishing harmless exercise without progression.

_QUESTIONS_

_Q. What is a Constitution?_

_A. A concession to Liberty enabling her to talk herself to death._

_Q. What is the essential difference between one government and

another?_

_A. The price of life._

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