A TRYING DAY IN MEDIAEVAL TIMES.

THE public torturer hurried home in an irritable frame of mind. The day

had been for him one long round of annoyances. When he commenced his

duties that morning, already exasperated by the thought that if the

drought continued the produce of his tiny patch of ground would be

completely ruined, he was aggrieved to find that far more than his fair

share of a recently arrived batch of heretics had been allotted to him.

During the midday break for refreshments his dreamy assistant had

allowed the furnace to go out, bringing upon the torturer's own head a

severe censure for the consequent delay. In the afternoon, glancing

occasionally through the narrow window, he was mortified to see that the

promising rain-clouds, which might yet have saved his cabbages, were

dispersing; and then, to crown all, just as he was finishing for the day

he had caught hold of a pair of pincers a trifle too near the white-hot

end and seared his hand.

As he approached the cottage which was enshrined in his heart by a

thousand sacred associations as home, the torturer strove to rise

superior to his worries. He whistled bravely as he crossed the threshold

and caressed his wife with his usual tenderness. Intuitively she divined

the bitterness of the mood which lay beneath the torturer's seeming

cheerfulness, but she stifled her curiosity like the wise little woman

she was and hastened to lay his supper before him. Through the progress

of the meal--prepared by her in the way the torturer loved so well--she

diverted him with her lively prattle. And at length, when she trod on

the dog and caused it to give out a long-drawn howl, she made such a

neat allusion to the Chamber and heretics that the torturer laughed till

the tears streamed down his cheeks.

After the table was cleared the torturer's little blue-eyed girl came

toddling up to him for her usual half-hour's cuddle. It made a beautiful

picture--the little mite with her father's merry eyes and her mother's

rosebud mouth, sitting on the torturer's knee, her golden hair mingling

with his beard. And how her silvery laugh brightened the place as she

played her favourite game of stretching her rag doll on a toy model of a

rack.

The sound of rain outside brought the torturer and his wife to the door.

As they stood side by side watching the downpour the last vestige of the

torturer's ill-humour passed away. This rain would mean a record year

for his cabbages, and would do wonders for his beans, which were already

a long way more forward than those of the executioner.

He realised now that he had allowed the mishaps of the day to worry him

unduly. After all, his hand had suffered little more than a scorch and

no longer pained him, and, although the censure he had received in the

Chamber and the possible consequences had been very disquieting, yet he

was now able to assure himself and his wife that if henceforth he kept

his assistant from wool-gathering all would be well.

Suddenly he fell back trembling from the threshold, his face blanched

with terror. A large rain-drop had splashed on his forehead, reminding

him abruptly that before coming home that evening he had neglected to

fill the water-dripping apparatus, which might be required at dawn for

the more obstinate of the heretics.

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