CHAPTER XV

Russians are very superstitious: for instance, they would never tell you

that you are looking well, without tapping wood several times with the

forefinger for fear that what they said should bring you bad luck. My

Uncle de Baranoff, an intelligent and staid man, was a victim to this

weakness, and I have sometimes seen him rise from his armchair and cross

a large room to go and tap on a piece of wood which he considered

suitable when having made a statement of this sort.

In business matters Russians are so slow as to be very trying. I knew

many important industrial people, constructors of ships and guns, who

were in despair; belonging as they did to an allied but foreign Power,

they were nearly distracted.

During the winter one is fed almost entirely on frozen food--which does

not suit every one--meat, venison, poultry, eggs, etc. Also every

country house possesses an icehouse, a regular little house, where

provisions are stored for the winter, when Nature slumbers in that heavy

lethargy from which the sudden arrival of spring alone can rouse her.

_Gelinotte_ is very frequently served, and it is eaten with a sort of

jelly made from wild berries in the woods, which blend very well with

the strong flavour that the little birds contract from the juniper

berries with which they are fed, and of which they are very fond. These

little birds make an unpretentious dish out there, but one which is

generally appreciated.

The cooking is very good in Russia, at least in the houses which I

frequented; it is also very cosmopolitan, much resembling our own, when

our own is good--which is not always the case! It is very substantial,

for in that cold country one has to eat a good deal. There are

nevertheless some very Russian dishes which one finds nowhere else.

Among these I mention _blinki_, a sort of pancake made with sour cream,

which is eaten especially at Eastertide, and then _pasca_, a cream cake,

eaten at the _réveillon_, which succeeds the midnight mass on Easter

Eve. Also there is a beetroot soup, called _borche_, quite red since it

is made of the juice of the beetroot and to which cream is added; this

is always very well served at the Carlton Hotel in London. There is also

a cabbage soup with which a piece of beef is placed on your plate.

Caviare is an almost daily dish, either fresh or preserved; there is

often a choice of both.

Minced meats--poultry, etc.--are often eaten, arranged in the shape of

cutlets, into each of which is inserted a handle made of bone, decorated

with a little bit of ornamental paper, as is often done in France also.

There is one thing which you will never eat at a Russian house, and that

is a pigeon! In the snow-covered streets and courtyards, everywhere in

fact, flocks of big fat pigeons used to swoop down in great numbers.

Pigeons in Russia are considered sacred, and the people place much faith

in them, venerating but never eating them. Happy Russian pigeon--how

your brethren of the West would envy you if they knew of your good luck!

Champagne seems to flow in rivers in Russia, and all the wine there is

very good; French wines are drunk and others coming from the Crimea and

the Caucasus, which produces very good vintages.

Cucumbers are also very much eaten, during their season, a specially

small kind of cucumber. Every one has his own, and they are passed round

the table whole in a great salad bowl, in which there is a little salt

water; one cuts it as if it were a pear.

It is usual to find in one’s place for lunch and dinner two sorts of

bread, one white and one black. I liked the black bread, which was very

thick and substantial, for one has a good appetite in Russia.

If life is of the most comfortable and of the most luxurious among rich

people, the Russian moujik lives the most primitive existence in his

_izba_. In winter, to keep himself warm, he sleeps on the tile-covered

stove. The Russian peasant woman has a child every year, but terrible

epidemics decimate these numerous families; scarlatina and diphtheria

make awful ravages. In the villages there is a public bath where the

moujik goes, but as on coming out he dresses again in his dirty

sheepskin, his object seems but half attained. This bath has not the

luxury of the sulphur baths at Tiflis; all of white marble, not only the

piscina, but the walls and the floor of the room also. I went one day to

see the public bath for women. For all clothing they had only their hair

spread out, and reminded me of the story of Genevieve of Brabant.

I remember one young woman whose long black hair fell below her knees.

In one hand she held a child of about three, and all the bathers gave me

the impression of real Naïades, with their bodies half out of the water,

and one wondered whether the rest of them was not fish-like. The

masseurs, it appears, are excellent.

I was much struck in Russia by the number of people in the streets who

were pitted with smallpox marks to an extent that is quite appalling.

The peasant is well versed in the properties of herbs, the virtue of

which he knows, and which he uses with success.

It appears that a certain peasant has discovered an infallible cure for

hydrophobia, which is kept as a family secret and which is as regards

results quite equal, it is said, to that of Pasteur. Patients come to

him from the uttermost corners of Russia, for a mad dog is not as with

us an unknown quantity, but on the contrary is rather common. The cure

consists in eating a sort of omelet--the ingredients of which contain a

certain purifying herb.

It was very necessary in Russia never to be separated from one’s

passport, which was certainly one’s most precious possession. They ask

you for it wherever you may be spending the night, the _dvornik_, or

porter, comes to fetch it and shows it to the police, and brings it back

to you with one more signature on it, for which you have to pay the

infinitesimal sum of a few kopecks, or pennies.

During the day a man-servant, more or less covered with gold braid, does

the honours of the house when you enter or leave it. He is known as the

_Suisse_. The _dvornik_, a primitive person whose name is derived from

_dvor_ or door, fills the rôle of concierge, and is on duty all night.

One day we left the Hôtel de France in the most brilliant style. We

should have felt enchanted had it not been for the disorderly gait of

the horses which drew us, and the want of stability of our fat coachman

who really seemed to oscillate on his wide, his very wide base all

inflated and wadded even there, as it is the custom for them to be

during the cold winter months.

My friend, Madame de Saint-Pair, was taking me with her to pay some

calls. It was one of those disagreeable days of thaw when the roads are

nothing but pools of brackish water, and the remains of half-melted

snow. After having narrowly escaped getting hung up with other vehicles,

or upsetting into the heaps of snow which encumbered the road, we

arrived at our destination. My friend was going to visit a friend who

was ill, and I decided to remain in the carriage, thinking the coachman

would keep still--but not at all.

In vain I called to him out of the window--sacrificing thereby my

hat--“Stop, stop!” The footman who had got down gave him the same order,

but in vain. He had taken it into his head to drive as fast as possible,

like the humming-top he seemed to have become, round and round the

circular grass plot in front of the house. This narrow space, surrounded

by rather high iron railings, inspired me with some fear, as we kept

knocking up against this barrier, placed there for the protection of the

lawn from incautious pedestrians, and this was the cause of my receiving

many unpleasant bumps.

Tired at last of this mad race, he pulled up suddenly, and I enjoyed a

period of relative calm, mitigated by the fear of seeing him possessed

by some fresh whim, when all of a sudden to my terror I perceived all

this wadded mass oscillating once more, seeming more inflated than

ever--as I have already explained, the wider it is the more chic it is

considered. It shook again and then finally quitted the cushioned seat

to fall on one side, into a most strange and comical position, almost

suspended. Puzzled, I ended by hazarding once more my big hat through

the window, and, _mon Dieu_, what did I see? My fat, wadded coachman

suspended, his arms swaying in the air, his head thrown back, his face

convulsed, red almost purple; his lips black with the cold and the

vodka, murmuring in a beatifically amiable manner words that I could not

catch, as his mouth seemed full of a thick glue. In this cold, and in

such a condition, what a predicament to be in!

I seemed to see him already dying “_d’un coup_” as the Russians say when

they want to say “of a stroke.” I leapt out, summoned the _Suisse_, and

with the help of the footman we re-established our intoxicated Jehu on

his wide base. I had hardly settled myself again in the carriage, when

the same scene took place all over again and the base began to oscillate

as though agitated by an earthquake or some invisible spring, and this

time it fell so low, so much off the seat, that I asked myself by what

miracle it adhered thereto.

At last my friend reappeared. In proportion as he became more torpid

from the fumes of that terrible vodka, our fat coachman seemed to swell

all the more. In Petrograd there was not to be found I am sure a more

ample caftan enclosing a larger individual, and how proud he was of his

gold lace, which told every one that he was an Embassy coachman.

Well--we did not swell with pride at all in spite of his brilliant

accoutrements.

Then it was the turn of our poor footman to distinguish himself. Earth,

snow and water desired him at all costs. On returning to the carriage

after leaving some cards, we saw him seat himself, not on the little

corner of the seat regretfully conceded to him by his obstructive

neighbour, but fair and square into space. We nearly fainted. It seemed

to us that the wheels, as they went over him, must have crushed some

bones of his frail body. Our driver, more unconscious than ever, his

quarters bulging, his head between his shoulders, his great arms

stretched out, exciting the two black horses with that guttural cry so

typical of the Russian coachman, drove on his course unheedingly.

However, the footman caught us up, but, _mon Dieu_, in what a lamentable

state he appeared--paler even than we were and literally covered from

head to foot in mud and filth. So ended that memorable drive; how gladly

we should have greeted a ukase from the “Little Father” forbidding

alcohol.

In winter a little railway is constructed on the ice of the Neva, in a

certain place not far from the fortress of St Peter and St Paul, to

connect the two sides. I often used to drive on the frozen waters of the

river, covered with dazzling snow, in my aunt’s carriages. I enjoyed it

immensely, and I liked sometimes going to see the ice being sawn into

huge blocks, great cartloads of it being taken away.

As the snow freezes as it falls, there is never any necessity to

encumber oneself with an umbrella.

One of my diplomatic friends never adhered to this rule and consequently

one day he was pursued in the street by urchins yelling out “_Sale

Anglais_.” It is here necessary to explain that during the

Russo-Japanese war the English did not altogether lie on a bed of roses

over there.

He felt doubly innocent of these accusations and could not lay claim to

belonging in any way to Albion. He consequently disappeared into the

first friendly door he passed, and the umbrella never went out again.

The great secret of being able to support the climate of Petrograd is to

wear the same greatcoat every day throughout the winter, whatever the

temperature may be, until after what is known there as the _débâcle_ of

the Neva.

To leave off one’s winter clothes before this moment is pure madness.

Your winter coat must necessarily be very warm, lined with fur and very

thick, with a very high fur collar, which when raised--and it must

always be raised--must entirely cover the ears; a fur toque is the most

practical head-dress, with one’s hair done low on the forehead, as the

cold is so intense that it seems to wish to penetrate like a chisel just

where the nose begins, between the eyes.

A pair of snow-boots, or a pair of _velinki_--dainty, little fur-lined

boots--is indispensable unless one wishes to contract congestion of the

lungs--a thing very easily accomplished in that country. When skating,

these particular shoes must be warmly lined.

Russians never take much exercise, and they nearly all wear what is

known there as the _chouba_, a kind of pelisse lined very thickly and

often with the most valuable furs; but I did not adopt this mode, for

the good reason that I could not bear the idea of being always smothered

up, and I hated its feather-bed appearance.

In winter, every window is hermetically sealed with the exception of one

small casement, which is opened for a few minutes only each day, just

sufficient to allow a little fresh air to penetrate--so intense is the

cold.

It is usual even to fill with sand the space between the double

windows--on account of the cold there are always double-windows--up to

the height of the bottom of the first pane of glass.

One takes off and puts on one’s heavy furs in a specially arranged place

just inside the front door of the houses, as it would not be possible to

bear the weight of them in the warm atmosphere indoors and it would be

sudden death to venture outside without them. Consequently, with these

arrangements for one’s comfort and with reasonable precautions, there is

no country in the world where one need suffer less from the cold than in

Russia; not that dreadful penetrating damp cold one continually

experiences in French and English houses only fit for snipes and

snipers to exist in.

Many martyrs to rheumatism in our countries would not be troubled by

that painful complaint in Russia, a fact which must be entirely due to

the dry atmosphere of the houses.

Contrary to the general opinion which one hears so often expressed, that

the atmosphere of Russian houses during the winter is oppressive, I must

say I only once experienced this uncomfortable sensation, and then only

on a staircase. I own I was there again spoilt, as my aunts lived in the

luxury of spacious and lofty apartments, and all the people I knew did

likewise. The doors connecting the different rooms were always left open

as much as possible, thus equalizing the warmth of each, which was

delicious. Every room had its own large tiled stove; the stoves are

closed so that the fire cannot be seen, and they are of the same height

as the room, seeming to form part of the wall, which has not an ugly

effect, as it is concealed as much as possible. Birch wood was burnt and

only required stoking once a day.

To the amazement of my aunts I bore the climate without the least hitch,

the secret of which was, I think, the delight I felt at being

there--realizing a dream which I had always had, which I had nursed in

silence, and cherished as a vision, and which I enjoyed, even more than

I had dreamt, as a reality. It seemed as though I had always lived this

life that I loved, surrounded by the warm friendly affection which had

welcomed me, and as in the song, it was mine to say:--

“Et le grand soleil qui me brûle

Est dans mon cœur.”

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