CHAPTER XIV

The French Embassy welcomed me in the most charming way, and I retain

the best remembrances of the moments spent in its _salons_. The Russians

considered the Bompards bourgeois after the Montebellos, who had lived

there _en grands seigneurs_, spending their large fortune, and dipping

into it also a little. The Russians would have liked France to send them

a marquis, a duke, a prince--considering that more flattering--but at

least a “handle.” And, as the people who made this remark to me were

considered to have advanced ideas, I answered: “But that is democracy;

what else do you make of it?” Upon which there was silence.

One evening Madame Bompard told us as a great secret that we must all

say how we liked the quality of the tea served that evening, for it had

been sent her by the Chinese Minister, who would be there. We therefore

all exclaimed on the merits of the liquid--very pale, very scentless,

very insipid--which was served to us; the most perfect mixture possible,

as it appears, and into which is introduced a great quantity of rose

leaves. And the little yellow man was all smiles, swinging more than

ever his long pigtail, the antics of which testified to his gratitude.

All the winter that same pigtail, a sort of bell-rope, inspired me with

a wild desire to pull it; a desire that I repressed, as one of the

secretaries, to whom I had confided my temptation, exclaimed

breathlessly: “On no account do that, it would be a _casus belli_!”

This same little Minister always arrived dressed in the most beautifully

embroidered robes imaginable. I have never considered the yellow race

outwardly beautiful, but I grant one point of beauty to the Chinese

soul, since this same little man told me that the Chinese always wore

embroidered on their garments a flower of the season. A pretty idea, and

I congratulate them on having retained the custom; it seems to belong to

another age.

Among the Russians who attended assiduously at the Mondays of our

Ambassadress was Princess X... She would never have discovered

gunpowder, and her husband even less; but he at least was only to be

seen when he dined there, and then he took his departure very early, to

go no doubt to more amusing resorts. She, dark, tall and stout in

proportion, immensely amused the men by her heavy stupidity, which

caused her to say the silliest things. One evening, speaking in a

mincing voice, and assuming the _air ingenu_ which she particularly

affected, she asked them in a foolish way what it meant to say to some

one: “Vous êtes une tourte.” The little circle began to laugh and wink

at each other. She particularly addressed herself at the moment to a

certain tall, young secretary of the Embassy, M. de C..., who

confessed, laughing a trifle nervously, though really delighted, the

unflattering suggestion concealed in this word--stupid--for no one

doubted that she herself had been thus described; and she was rather

sensitive, the dear Princess. He sauntered along gracefully to tell me

what had passed, and we chuckled mischievously about it.

This evening, like all others, came at length to an end. Towards

midnight every one dispersed like a long and elegant chaplet on the wide

red-carpeted steps of the Embassy grand staircase.

At the foot of the last flight C..., all muffled up in his thick fur

coat, his face half concealed behind his high turned-up collar, his eyes

almost buried under his fur cap, found himself face to face with our

Princess, still displaying her shoulders, which were always exposed to

the fullest advantage.

“What are you carrying, C...? What a bundle!” she said in her loud

drawling voice, displaying her pretty teeth and at the same time

pointing to a voluminous parcel which the bearer was trying in vain to

hide from the general gaze; and, so saying, she wriggled her back

caressingly.

“C’est la tourte, c’est la tourte,” he said with a feeble smile, and

casting a significant glance at us as he disappeared.

In her subsequent conversations she never again referred to “tourtes.”

That evening, in the privacy of her sanctum, she must have reflected

that there were really too many “tourtes” in this world.

I had a feeling of well-being when from the great _salons_ of the French

Embassy, and from beneath their gilded panelling, I threw a glance from

the great bay windows with double panes on the Quai Français and on that

wide and beautiful Neva, so calm, so silent under its double mantle of

snow and ice.

The soft warm temperature and the pretty rosy light, the cold whiteness

down below formed the most delicious contrast.

Having read Jules Verne’s descriptions of floating icebergs in the

Arctic regions, for some reason or other one imagines that all very

frozen water in very cold countries must convey icebergs, but I was

cruelly disappointed at not having my expectations realized to the full

on that point at the time of the _débâcle_ in Russia and by seeing only

huge agglomerations of ice being carried along, all as flat as vulgar

pancakes. It seemed an interminable flow as it passed, as not only the

Neva freed itself thus of its winter coat, but also the great lake

Ladoga; and, watching, one could not help associating all this

apparently aimless rush of the ice towards the great salt sea with the

passage of life, with all its hurry and scurry--here to-day, gone

to-morrow!

At Petrograd the water is--or rather was--undrinkable, and my aunts

recommended me never to touch a drop; consequently one is obliged to

buy the drinking water at the chemists, who get it at a certain special

place.

A most virulent form of typhoid fever is rampant there, especially

during the spring at the time of the melting of the ice, when all this

frozen mass of winter snow has to be broken up by axes in many places,

and on the removal of which many microbes are set in motion. Russia then

becomes a veritable sea of mud, which state, however, is almost

immediately succeeded by the sudden bursting forth of spring with all

that season’s richness and loveliness. I felt I actually saw the grass

growing, so forcibly does Nature revenge herself. Very few diplomats

really liked Petrograd, the cold climate, the expensive life, the

absence of light in winter, the light nights in summer, were so many

subjects of complaint. It is no doubt _plus chic_ to show oneself

dissatisfied; but I who found all delightful, thought this attitude of

mind very tiresome.

Among the discontented ones was one of my friends, Marquis de M...,

Secretary at the Embassy. His father had been in the army under the

command of my grandfather. He had brought from France an old family

dagger which had formerly been the weapon of a not less valiant

ancestor, a Crusader, who had reddened it with the blood of infidels,

and his dream was to hunt bears with it, being anxious himself to plunge

it into the heart of so stout and dangerous an adversary; almost a

profanation, it seemed to me. I tried, but in vain, to curb this

dangerous ardour, being without confidence that my little Marquis, with

his small stature and his somewhat flabby air, would emerge victorious

from a hand-to-hand struggle with a majestic bear as ferocious as

hungry. He stamped with rage and anxiety when explaining that he might,

perhaps, not have the luck to find one even if he went to the enchanted

spots from which others returned crowned with laurels.

I informed him then that there was a very flourishing industry where a

victim was supplied you at the indicated time and place, out there in

_le pays des ours_, and he could very easily acquire a skin for a rug;

but my Marquis listened with horror to the suggestion of this

subterfuge, asking only for the simple glory which he could honourably

accept. How many there are less honest who supply themselves with the

white skins so easy to achieve.

Nevertheless he dreamt delightful dreams, of hunting Bruin throughout

the winter, which were never realized, for very soon he packed up his

ancestral dagger and returned to his beautiful country. I saw him again

a last time on the eve of his departure, dapper and spruce. “My servants

have started, my horses also,” he said, laughing, for he possessed

neither. “To-morrow it is my turn.”

I often teased him about his political opinions, and it was a real joy

to see him pose as a republican fanatic.

At one of Madame Bompard’s Wednesdays some of the ladies took it into

their heads to ask the Marquis his Christian name, and each of us played

at guessing it. The one who teased him the most was a young and pretty

Rumanian--Madame Z... Impossible to obtain an answer; very strange, it

must have been that name! The most extravagant names of saints flew

about. “I know, I know,” suddenly cried the young Rumanian lady in her

fresh, gay voice. “His name is Joseph.” And of course we all yelled out

in unison, calling him Joseph. The more he protested, the more we

insisted. It seemed to pain him singularly, when suddenly a defender

arose. “Joseph, and why?” protested the Dutch Minister from behind his

eyeglass. “He has nothing in common with him.” None of the ladies dared

to continue the subject.

Lord Hardinge, afterwards Viceroy of India, was then British Ambassador

at Petrograd. I very much admired Lady Hardinge, who is now no more. His

counsellor was Sir Cecil Spring Rice, now our Ambassador at

Washington.[B]

The Dutch Minister was a shrewd, distinguished man; he always teased me

very much. He had a biting wit and did not lack brains. One day when two

of the gentlemen were telling in my hearing a story to which I preferred

not to listen, he said to me: “You play the _ingénue’s_ part charmingly,

you ought to be in the Comédie française. I shall remember that in

thirty years’ time. The conclusion one comes to is that one may tell

you a little more,” he said to me mischievously. And another time when I

was going to skate, and his secretary had instituted himself my

professor, he said: “You are on slippery ground, very slippery,

Mademoiselle.” This with a glance which he launched above his eyeglass,

of which he seemed to have no need, as nothing ever escaped him even

without its aid.

He was a good raconteur and I enjoyed talking with him. His wife, also,

was charming.

An agreeable couple were Count and Countess Ruggieri-Laderchi, the

Italian Military Attaché and his wife. They often entertained and were

very pleasant. She was a Russian, _née_ Staël-Holstein. She told

complacently how a fortune teller had predicted that she would be an

Ambassadress. May that happen to her if it is still her wish, as then

she would be quite in her rôle; but on leaving Russia she settled down

in a provincial town in Italy.

The evenings at General Gelinsky’s were also charming; he was a friend

of my aunt’s, and one met at his house many officers of the Guards and

some diplomats.

During nearly the whole of that winter, the German Ambassadress used to

display on her head, and nearly as big as it, planted well in the middle

of her coiffure, a yellow flower resembling an immense dandelion, the

flower commonly called by us in France _pissenlit_. I told myself that

this conception of the fashions must have originated on the banks of the

Spree; but yet this headgear did not seem to clash with the rest of her

tasteless get-up, for all bore the stamp of Berlin. The Embassy was not

beautiful and not well arranged, a succession of little drawing-rooms,

which I thought ugly.

My friend Mademoiselle Thecla de Grelle did the honours for her father

at the Belgian Legation, and in a very charming manner too. I had some

very good times there. She still sends me news of herself from

Copenhagen, where she lives now with her brother, Secretary to the

Legation.

At Petrograd the _corps diplomatique_ formed one large family who met

constantly, which was quite delightful.

A charming couple were the Count and Countess Wrangel, who succeeded the

Gyldenstolpes at the Swedish Legation. The Count was the Minister; she

was French by birth and very amiable. I have met them since in London,

where they are still, and where I have always been touched by their kind

welcome.

A great meeting place for our set was on the opposite side of the Neva,

at the house of a certain lady of foreign nationality, who was very rich

and who used to receive a great deal; but I heard lately that she had

left her husband and her home for Germany in company with a young Hun

who might easily be her son, as she was by no means a young woman

twelve years ago, although a very well preserved one and always

beautifully dressed. She could have easily been a grandmother even in

those days. As in the fable, the deserted husband mounts to the tower to

see if there is a cloud of dust on the road; but in vain! If there is

any dust, the wind of the Neva is the only cause of it.

The Bulgarian Minister was then Monsieur Stancioff; his wife, French by

birth, had been Maid of Honour of the Princess Clémentine, mother of

King Ferdinand of Bulgaria, and a daughter of Louis-Philippe, King of

the French, who had been married to the Prince of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha as

far back as 1843. Ferdinand of Bulgaria, thus being partly French and

partly German, had always been considered to have adopted his mother’s

nationality in preference to his father’s, but owing to his second

marriage with a German Princess--Eleonora de Reuss--and the promise of

great things from the Kaiser, the head of this mushroom Tzar was

completely turned in the wrong direction.

Madame Stancioff was a very intelligent woman and certainly without any

_préjugés_. One had heard that the Prince had taken a great fancy to

her, and after her marriage with a cavalry officer he put him into the

Diplomatic service, and so settled him in life. After Petrograd they

came to Paris, where the Legation was maintained on a great scale by

Ferdinand, who evidently remained faithful to his friends. About the

beginning of the war they were appointed to Rome, and I saw in the

papers that, being suspected of Francophile tendencies, the Kaiser had

asked the renegade Ferdinand not to let them occupy that post any

longer. At their house I also received a charming welcome.

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