MY GODDESS DECEIVES ME--I QUARREL WITH THE HAUSMEISTER, AND
RUN HIM THROUGH THE BODY.
After breakfasting on toast and tankard, like the English, and being
rallied by Ian on my abstraction and silence; after the morning
exercise with pike and musket was past, when the first note of the
clock indicated the hour of noon, I presented myself at Prudentia's,
and was admitted, but I knocked thrice on her chamber-door without
hearing her musical voice saying, "Señor, enter."
"She is asleep--it will be a theatrical habit," said I, gently
opening the door and venturing in.
The chamber was silent! The bed had not been slept on, and was
stripped of its curtains; the furniture was in confusion; the
mantelpiece and tables were deprived of their ornaments; every thing
indicated a hurried departure; and a note addressed to me lay on the
little playing table, which still remained near the sofa, where I had
left it twelve hours before. The note was addressed--
"_To the Ensign. Señor Don Philip, these._
"Señor--I have been discovered, and forced to fly! My safety demands
it, and thus, before you read these lines, I shall be, Heaven knows
how far, on the road to Vienna. I could stay no longer in
Glückstadt, for the truce is at an end, and your troops march in a
day or two. When you imagine the grief I feel, in being thus
separated from you, dearest señor, you will pardon this sudden
flight, and excuse me returning you those doubloons and dollars, in
place of which I have left you a lock of my beautiful hair--a lock
which I will redeem; for if ever you should have the ill-fortune to
be taken prisoner, and see Vienna, fail not to seek the Señora
Bandolo, at the theatre, near the Scottish convent, and so, with a
deluge of tears, you are committed to the protection of God by your
best friend,
"PRUDENTIA."
So ended my first love affair, on which I had wasted ten doubloons
and twenty-five dollars; and now waste four chapters. My first
emotions were those of grief and mortification; my second were rage
and spite, as I thought of my loss, my debts, and the amethyst ring
of the Jew. The latter was but the gleam of the moment; it was the
falsehood and duplicity of Prudentia which cut me to the soul. The
most noble of passions had been made subservient to the most
base--love to lucre.
"Dupe that I have been!" I exclaimed, tearing the letter to shreds;
"but if he is within the walls of Glückstadt, that villanous
Hausmeister shall smart for it. He must have been in league with
her!"
I remembered having more than once reason to believe, that I had
heard him laughing in her room after I had left it; and, no way
grateful for the good lesson taught me by the señora, sallied forth
intent on vengeance.
There was a certain tavern just without the Crempen-gate, which bore
on its signboard the three golden helmets of the duchy. This, I
knew, Otto frequented, and there I resolved to seek and slay him, or
be slain; but having every wish to defer the latter part of the
catastrophe as long as possible, I hurried to my room, put on my
gorget, and stuck my pistols, loaded, in my belt. So much was I
occupied by my own thoughts, that while charging these weapons I had
never observed the sergeant, Phadrig Mhor, who was busy polishing
Ian's armour, and who followed me, like a brave and faithful fellow
as he was.
Half blinded by anger--for the idea of being so jewed and laughed at
was intolerable--I hurried through the crowded Platz, bent on
righting my quarrels _à la mode d'Edimbourg_ (as the Scots Archers
used to say in Paris), that is, with bare blade in the open street;
and I had not gone fifty yards when I observed my man, walking slowly
towards me in his great ruff and calf-skin boots; his broad hat
overshadowing his round face, which was fringed by a thick beard; his
great espadone clattering on the pavement, a Dutch pipe in his mouth,
and his right hand thrust into the pocket of his bombasted trunk
breeches. There was such an appearance of fat contentment about him,
that I was somewhat confounded when he walked straight up to me, and,
with the most perfect composure, said--
"So you have discovered the secret, Herr Ensign?"
"Despite your falsehoods--yes!"
"I have to congratulate you," said he, with a manner undisguisedly
sarcastic, "on being the favoured cavalier of the beautiful dancer."
"I thank you, Herr," said I, in the same tone; "but will thank you
more not to puff the smoke of that devilish pipe under my nose."
"Ah! she is an adorable creature. I always thought her refined
taste----"
"Would have preferred you!" I exclaimed, giving vent to my passion,
as I snatched the pipe from his mouth and broke it over his nose.
His grey eyes turned white, and glistened with rage.
"Were we elsewhere than in the street," said he hoarsely, "I would
teach thee better than to insult me, thou pitiful dandiprat!"
"What recks it whether it be in the street or on mountain that a man
rights his wrongs?" I replied, unsheathing my sword. "Guard, guard!
thou beer-bloated Teuton, or I am through you in a twinkling. I tell
thee, fellow, thou art a scurvy varlet and shabby rascal!"
He swore a round oath in Spanish, and then another in German. His
rage had a frightful effect on his visage; it was pale, as marble,
but convulsed; his eyes glistened like those of a cat, and every hair
of his beard seemed to bristle with fury.
"Ha! ha! how savage this Paris is for the loss of his Helen!" said
he, as he thrust his steeple-crowned hat upon his head, drew his long
espadone, and attacked me with equal fury and address.
In the duels and quarrels between the students of the King's College
and those of old Marischal, at Aberdeen, I had more than once drawn
my sword in bitter earnest, but never against an adversary so
formidable; and yet after three passes, observing that he did not
guard well, and barely covered himself on the side I was opposed to,
I resolved to force his sword. Springing forward, I furiously struck
the fort of my blade on his, which my basket hilt arrested; and thus
without risk was enabled to deliver a thrust which penetrated his
collar-bone, and almost deprived him of the use of his sword-arm.
Just at that moment we were separated by the people, who had gathered
from all quarters, and many of whom, with that kindness and
discrimination which distinguishes all mobs, seemed disposed to
handle me pretty roughly, being a stranger and foreigner, but the
brandished halbert of Phadrig Mhor overawed them; and on Ian,
M'Alpine, Major Fritz, and Baron Karl of the pistoliers appearing,
the Holsteiners retired, bearing away with them the stout paunchy
Hausmeister, who kicked and resisted, storming and swearing in
Spanish and German alternately.
"Dioul! are you mad, my cousin?" exclaimed Ian; "to be fighting in
this way, and with our host--the master of our billet?"
"A man who is to accompany the army as a guide!" added the Baron
Karl; "for he knows the country on both sides of the Weser as well as
if it were his own property."
"I am sure of that," I replied, wiping my sword in my scarf before
sheathing it; "for I believe him to be a spy of the Imperialists."
"Ah! how?--what reason have you to think so? He is said to be a
respectable citizen--a Lübecker, who has been in Glückstadt for
nearly a year, I believe--at least ever since that luckless battle at
Lütter."
"I have my suspicions," I replied, unwilling, and indeed unable
(without involving myself) to relate the evening adventure by the
Elbe.
"Then, what have you quarrelled about?" said Ian; "not that painted
dancer--your mysterious countess?"
"Painted!--the girl was beautiful as a houri!"
"Perhaps so;--but I never saw a houri, and so do not know; but be
frank, and tell us, Philip Rollo."
"This way, then," said I, leading the four towards a retired part of
the fortifications, where, without reserve, I related how foolishly I
had entangled myself with Prudentia: how she had borrowed my
doubloons, accepted my ring, and won my dollars unblushingly, and
with smiles: and how I had every reason to believe that she and the
Hausmeister were very good friends. Ian heard me with astonishment;
for he was an unsophisticated Highland gentleman, and did not believe
that such duplicity existed in the world.
"By my faith!" said he; "I think the predictions of the old people at
Craigrollo are likely to prove true, and that, after all, the spoon
of Sir Ringan----"
A gesture of impatience from me arrested him.
"Young gentleman," said the captain of the pistoliers, "you have
been, I suspect, the dupe of two sharpers; but may the lesson teach
you to beware of those pitfalls which beset the path of a soldier!
This actress, the Señora Bandolo, is just what all Spanish actresses
are, and never cared a rush about you; besides, without doubt, she
must have been the spy who, from Glückstadt, Hamburg, and Altona,
communicated all our movements to the Imperialists."
"And this varlet of a Hausmeister," said I--
"Is doubtless her majo, her cavalier, or bully," replied the Baron;
"for the fellow's whole aspect, his cold pomposity, and dogged eye,
announce him one. Every Spanish dancer has a _majo_," he continued,
as we adjourned to the _Three Golden Helmets_, and ordered a flask or
two of Orleans.
"We should know something of them, Herr Baron," said Fritz; "you
remember when we served in the Spanish guards----"
"Many things better now forgotten, Fritz. They are such ruffians
that not even the Holy Brotherhood dare to attack them; and they
intimidate even the actresses who employ them as protectors, and have
to study all their caprices. When a lady is on the stage, her majo
is in the pit, with his brown sombrero drawn over his brow, and on
the least gesture of impatience, or sound of dissatisfaction among
the people, he throws back his mantle, uncovering the hilts of his
poniard and toledo. Now," continued Karl, sipping his wine, "on the
last night Prudentia danced, I saw this man, Otto, in the pit, and
thought he had all the aspect----"
"Of that Spanish majo we had such a desperate brawl within the
Consistorio at Madrid," said Fritz. "The Imperial camp swarms with
Spanish and Italian posture-girls and their attendants; but is this
suspicious fellow to be really our military guide?"
"He has been well accredited," replied the baron, smoothing his short
thick mustache; "so let us not, by vague suspicion, wrong any man in
the public service."
"I will always consider him a villain," said Ian, who had struggled
to understand what we were saying. "Philip Rollo," he added in
Gaëlic, as he turned to me with a sombre aspect on his swarthy face,
"you have dishonoured the sword of a Highland gentleman by notching
it on the blade of such a wretch."
"Ian, has he not leagued with this girl to rob and ridicule me? What
would you have had me to do?"
"Do!" reiterated the fierce M'Alpine, with his red eyes flashing; "by
the grey stone of M'Gregor, I would have shot him through the head
like a fox or a wolf, and as an enemy to mankind."
The captain of pistoliers smiled at this, which he did not
understand, being sputtered out in Red Angus's fiercest Gaëlic; but
he said--
"When we advance into central Germany, you will find yourself among a
race very different from the _brave and faithful_ Holsteiners; so I
would pray you all to beware, gentlemen."
"Some devil must have led me to her room at first," I muttered,
thinking of my losses and debts.
"Nay, she had seen you looking about for our room, and, leaving the
door of her own open, had thrown herself down on the sofa in a
graceful attitude, pretending to be asleep; that you might enter, see
and admire her, for the cunning fairy knows her own power."
"Ah--just so!" said Major Fritz; "and did she not propose to take
care of your money after she had won it; give you a quotation from
Euripides, and rail at matrimony in the most charming manner, saying
she was only formed for love, for light, for music--to be a bird, a
butterfly, and all that?"
"Never mind, Rollo," said M'Alpine; "thou seest that the same
pretended innocence which bewitched thee hath beguiled others."
"But this escapade has left me penniless, and I am indebted the sum
of twenty-five dollars to a Jew in the Platz; and the knowledge that
I cannot pay it--even by this gold chain--stings me to the soul."
"It shall never be said that a brother soldier lacked money while
Karl of Klosterfiord has a skilling to spare," replied the pistolier,
placing his purse in my hand; "here are four doubloons, more than the
sum required. If ever you can pay me, it will be well; if not, 'tis
no matter. Money among gentlemen and soldiers, should be as a common
stock. If my comrade is an extravagant dog--like Fritz here--I
assist him to-day, and he assists me to-morrow. 'Tis the rule of the
camp," he added laughing, as he filled up all our glasses.
"Oh, Herr Baron!" I began----
"No thanks," said he, nursing his short brown mustache; "no thanks,
or positively I shall be angry. Among merchants a man always loses a
friend when money is lent; among soldiers, he always gains one. But
I am astonished that you could have been so duped by a dancer--a
damsel who exhibits herself in such a captivating undress to any
rascal who pays a slet-dollar at the door; and more especially by
this señora Prudentia, whose brother is known to be the greatest
ruffian in continental Europe; and who is as famous for his
villanies, as the señora is for her conquests. You all know who I
mean--Bandolo, the Bravo."
We all--except Fritz--said that we had not the pleasure of his
acquaintance.
"'Tis our dancer's brother--Bandolo, the most finished rascal of past
or present times. He was the terror of Madrid and Naples, where he
practised his villanies for a season; and in these cities he is said
to have despatched eighty persons to a better world, and Heaven knows
how many more may fall by his hand before some man has the hardihood
to cut him off! He handles the caliver, the rapier, and stiletto,
but declines to use poison, alleging that there is something unmanly
in it; that it is the revenge of women; and that it is as much
beneath the regularly trained bravo to turn poisoner, as it is
beneath the physician to turn quack doctor."
"And is this person known to gain his bread by a practice so
horrible?" I asked.
"Certainly!" replied the pistolier. "When Fritz and I were in the
Spanish guards, we have passed him in the streets of Madrid a
thousand times; and knew him by his long lock, his long sword, his
dogged visage and ferocious eye, to be Bandolo the bravo, who resided
in the Plaza Mayor, and who, for ten pistoles, would strike him or
me, or any man dead, on the first secret opportunity."
Having just come from our native land, where assassination was
unknown, and where brave men settled all their disputes fairly by
their swords, and always sheathed them on the first blood being
drawn, we were as much astonished by this dark recital as two
peaceful Holsteiners who were sipping skeidam and water in a corner
of the tavern, and who set down their green crystal cups to listen.
"And Prudentia is sister of this ruffian?"
"The great Bandolo," said Fritz laughing. "I daresay the little
dancer thinks it is quite an honour to be the sister of so famous a
man; for there are some who deem it better to be famed for bad deeds
than not have fame at all."
"I'll tell you a story," said the baron. "Two gentlemen of Naples--a
cavalier and a knight of Malta--quarrelled; and, according to the
detestable practice of Italy, each sent privately, offering a hundred
pistoles, to Bandolo, and requesting him to dispose of the _other_.
The messenger of the cavalier came first; the second was the knight
of Malta, whom Bandolo poniarded just as he was paying down the
hundredth pistole, and he fell dead over the table.
"The bravo wiped his poniard, swept the money into his purse, and
hurried away to the cavalier, his first employer, to relate that his
enemy was dead.
"'I greatly commend your dexterity, my worthy friend, Bandolo,' said
the cavalier, untying his purse from his girdle; 'you are quite
master of your noble profession!'
"'Si, señor,' replied the Spaniard; 'all who do me the favour to
employ me, find me punctual; for I am an old Castilian, and a man of
honour, whom my father--a prince of bravoes before me--trained up in
the way I should go; and to convince you, señor cavalier, that I will
not forfeit that transmitted honour, I must mention that the knight
of Malta, whom I have just sent to the company of the saints, gave me
a hundred pistoles to make an end of you?
"'But he is dead, and cannot call you to account for not fulfilling
your pledge,' replied the cavalier, overcome with terror.
"'True, señor,' said Bandolo, with a profound bow; 'but I am too
honourable a bravo to break my promise. Excuse me, illustrissimo,
but you must--_die_!' and with these words he buried his poniard in
the other's breast.
"The cavalier lived only to relate this story, and in less than ten
minutes expired; but by that time Bandolo was beyond the walls of
Naples."
"He was hanged afterwards, of course?"
"Hanged? Oh! not at all. He is now said to be with the
Imperialists, attached to the suite of a Spanish general of
Ferdinand, and no doubt his sister has gone to join him; for it would
be a thousand pities that a pair so worthy should be separated."
Much, or nearly all, that the baron said, was totally
incomprehensible to Ian; but I translated the anecdote as we walked
back to the Platz, and I also imparted to him, in secresy, my night
adventure with Prudentia, showed him the chain of the
Scoto-Imperialist, and hinted my suspicions that she, and perhaps the
Hausmeister, were the spies referred to by the governor in his orders
to the guards.
"You know," I concluded, "that we have more than once heard this
seeming German swear in very good Spanish."
"Stay--a thought strikes me. Dioul! if it should be the case?"
"What?" A fierce gleam shot over Ian's dark eyes.
"That this Otto may be the brother of Prudentia--the bravo to whom
the baron referred."
My heart leaped at the idea of having an enemy so subtle, so
ferocious, so blood-stained, and terrible.
"Impossible!" said I; "how--that fiend Bandolo residing in
Glückstadt, a sleek, fat, and well-fed burgher, with wide breeches
and a pipe, a thorough Holsteiner to all appearance; a man trusted by
the governor--a man who is to guide the troops of King Christian
against some of the German castles and barrier towns? Oh! it is
impossible, Ian--besides, whoever saw a bravo with so prodigious a
paunch?"
"Perhaps so," said Ian, doubtfully; for a paunch is considered a
curse inflicted for evil among the clansmen. "But, thank God! we
leave Glückstadt to-morrow; and then we shall have other work than
idling here, marching and countermarching as a spectacle for fat
burghers and market wenches, drinking skeidam and Dantzic beer, and
breathing the thick air of these frowsy swamps; and when we _do_ meet
the Imperialists, Philip Rollo--those boasting Spaniards and
victorious Austrians," continued my enthusiastic cousin, throwing up
his bonnet, "let us not forget to shout--'Hoigh! Clanna nan Gael, an
guillan a chiele!'"*
* Clans of the Gael, shoulder to shoulder!
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