REPLY TO CHICAGO CRITICS.

_Question_. Have you read the replies of the clergy to your recent

lecture in this city on "What Must we do to be Saved?" and if so

what do you think of them?

_Answer_. I think they dodge the point. The real point is this:

If salvation by faith is the real doctrine of Christianity, I asked

on Sunday before last, and I still ask, why didn't Matthew tell

it? I still insist that Mark should have remembered it, and I

shall always believe that Luke ought, at least, to have noticed

it. I was endeavoring to show that modern Christianity has for

its basis an interpolation. I think I showed it. The only gospel

on the orthodox side is that of John, and that was certainly not

written, or did not appear in its present form, until long after

the others were written.

I know very well that the Catholic Church claimed during the Dark

Ages, and still claims, that references had been made to the gospels

by persons living in the first, second, and third centuries; but

I believe such manuscripts were manufactured by the Catholic Church.

For many years in Europe there was not one person in twenty thousand

who could read and write. During that time the church had in its

keeping the literature of our world. They interpolated as they

pleased. They created. They destroyed. In other words, they did

whatever in their opinion was necessary to substantiate the faith.

The gentlemen who saw fit to reply did not answer the question,

and I again call upon the clergy to explain to the people why, if

salvation depends upon belief on the Lord Jesus Christ, Matthew

didn't mention it. Some one has said that Christ didn't make known

this doctrine of salvation by belief or faith until after his

resurrection. Certainly none of the gospels were written until

after his resurrection; and if he made that doctrine known after

his resurrection, and before his ascension, it should have been

in Matthew, Mark, and Luke, as well as in John.

The replies of the clergy show that they have not investigated the

subject; that they are not well acquainted with the New Testament.

In other words, they have not read it except with the regulation

theological bias.

There is one thing I wish to correct here. In an editorial in the

_Tribune_ it was stated that I had admitted that Christ was beyond

and above Buddha, Zoroaster, Confucius, and others. I did not say

so. Another point was made against me, and those who made it seemed

to think it was a good one. In my lecture I asked why it was that

the disciples of Christ wrote in Greek, whereas, if fact, they

understood only Hebrew. It is now claimed that Greek was the

language of Jerusalem at that time; that Hebrew had fallen into

disuse; that no one understood it except the literati and the highly

educated. If I fell into an error upon this point it was because

I relied upon the New Testament. I find in the twenty-first chapter

of the Acts an account of Paul having been mobbed in the city of

Jerusalem; that he was protected by a chief captain and some

soldiers; that, while upon the stairs of the castle to which he

was being taken for protection, he obtained leave from the captain

to speak unto the people. In the fortieth verse of that chapter

I find the following:

"And when he had given him license, Paul stood on the stairs and

beckoned with the hand unto the people. And when there was made

a great silence, he spake unto them in the Hebrew tongue, saying,"

And then follows the speech of Paul, wherein he gives an account of

his conversion. It seems a little curious to me that Paul, for

the purpose of quieting a mob, would speak to that mob in an unknown

language. If I were mobbed in the city of Chicago, and wished to

defend myself with an explanation, I certainly would not make that

explanation in Choctaw, even if I understood that tongue. My

present opinion is that I would speak in English; and the reason

I would speak in English is because that language is generally

understood in this city, and so I conclude from the account in the

twenty-first chapter of the Acts that Hebrew was the language of

Jerusalem at that time, or Paul would not have addressed the mob

in that tongue.

_Question_. Did you read Mr. Courtney's answer?

_Answer_. I read what Mr. Courtney read from others, and think

some of his quotations very good; and have no doubt that the authors

will feel complimented by being quoted. There certainly is no need

of my answering Dr. Courtney; sometime I may answer the French

gentlemen from whom he quoted.

_Question_. But what about there being "belief" in Matthew?

_Answer_. Mr. Courtney says that certain people were cured of

diseases on account of faith. Admitting that mumps, measles, and

whooping-cough could be cured in that way, there is not even a

suggestion that salvation depended upon a like faith. I think he

can hardly afford to rely upon the miracles of the New Testament

to prove his doctrine. There is one instance in which a miracle

was performed by Christ without his knowledge; and I hardly think

that even Mr. Courtney would insist that any faith could have been

great enough for that. The fact is, I believe that all these

miracles were ascribed to Christ long after his death, and that

Christ never, at any time or place, pretended to have any supernatural

power whatever. Neither do I believe that he claimed any supernatural

origin. He claimed simply to be a man; no less, no more. I do

not believe Mr. Courtney is satisfied with his own reply.

_Question_. And now as to Prof. Swing?

_Answer_. Mr. Swing has been out of the orthodox church so long

that he seems to have forgotten the reasons for which he left it.

I do not believe there is an orthodox minister in the city of

Chicago who will agree with Mr. Swing that salvation by faith is

no longer preached. Prof. Swing seems to think it of no importance

who wrote the gospel of Matthew. In this I agree with him. Judging

from what he said there is hardly difference enough of opinion

between us to justify a reply on his part. He, however, makes one

mistake. I did not in the lecture say one word about tearing down

churches. I have no objection to people building all the churches

they wish. While I admit it is a pretty sight to see children on

a morning in June going through the fields to the country church,

I still insist that the beauty of that sight does not answer the

question how it is that Matthew forgot to say anything about

salvation through Christ. Prof. Swing is a man of poetic temperament,

but this is not a poetic question.

_Question_. How did the card of Dr. Thomas strike you?

_Answer_. I think the reply of Dr. Thomas is in the best possible

spirit. I regard him to-day as the best intellect in the Methodist

denomination. He seems to have what is generally understood as a

Christian spirit. He has always treated me with perfect fairness,

and I should have said long ago many grateful things, had I not

feared I might hurt him with his own people. He seems to be by

nature a perfectly fair man; and I know of no man in the United

States for whom I have a profounder respect. Of course, I don't

agree with Dr. Thomas. I think in many things he is mistaken.

But I believe him to be perfectly sincere. There is one trouble

about him--he is growing; and this fact will no doubt give great

trouble to many of his brethren. Certain Methodist hazel-brush

feel a little uneasy in the shadow of this oak. To see the difference

between him and some others, all that is necessary is to read his

reply, and then read the remarks made at the Methodist ministers'

meeting on the Monday following. Compared with Dr. Thomas, they

are as puddles by the sea. There is the same difference that there

is between sewers and rivers, cesspools and springs.

_Question_. What have you to say to the remarks of the Rev. Dr.

Jewett before the Methodist ministers' meeting?

_Answer_. I think Dr. Jewett is extremely foolish. I did not say

that I would commence suit against a minister for libel. I can

hardly conceive of a proceeding that would be less liable to produce

a dividend. The fact about it is, that the Rev. Mr. Jewett seems

to think anything true that he hears against me. Mr. Jewett is

probably ashamed of what he said by this time. He must have known

it to be entirely false. It seems to me by this time even the most

bigoted should lose their confidence in falsehood. Of course there

are times when a falsehood well told bridges over quite a difficulty,

but in the long run you had better tell the truth, even if you swim

the creek. I am astonished that these ministers were willing to

exhibit their wounds to the world. I supposed of course I would

hit some, but I had no idea of wounding so many.

_Question_. Mr. Crafts stated that you were in the habit of swearing

in company and before your family?

_Answer_. I often swear. In other words, I take the name of God

in vain; that is to say, I take it without any practical thing

resulting from it, and in that sense I think most ministers are

guilty of the same thing. I heard an old story of a clergyman who

rebuked a neighbor for swearing, to whom the neighbor replied, "You

pray and I swear, but as a matter of fact neither of us means

anything by it." As to the charge that I am in the habit of using

indecent language in my family, no reply is needed. I am willing

to leave that question to the people who know us both. Mr. Crafts

says he was told this by a lady. This cannot by any possibility

be true, for no lady will tell a falsehood. Besides, if this woman

of whom he speaks was a lady, how did she happen to stay where

obscene language was being used? No lady ever told Mr. Crafts any

such thing. It may be that a lady did tell him that I used profane

language. I admit that I have not always spoken of the Devil in

a respectful way; that I have sometimes referred to his residence

when it was not a necessary part of the conversation, and that a

divers times I have used a good deal of the terminology of the

theologian when the exact words of the scientist might have done

as well. But if by swearing is meant the use of God's name in

vain, there are very few preachers who do not swear more than I

do, if by "in vain" is meant without any practical result. I leave

Mr. Crafts to cultivate the acquaintance of the unknown lady,

knowing as I do, that after they have talked this matter over again

they will find that both have been mistaken.

I sincerely regret that clergymen who really believe that an infinite

God is on their side think it necessary to resort to such things

to defeat one man. According to their idea, God is against me,

and they ought to have confidence in this infinite wisdom and

strength to suppose that he could dispose of one man, even if they

failed to say a word against me. Had you not asked me I should

have said nothing to you on these topics. Such charges cannot hurt

me. I do not believe it possible for such men to injure me. No

one believes what they say, and the testimony of such clergymen

against an Infidel is no longer considered of value. I believe it

was Goethe who said, "I always know that I am traveling when I hear

the dogs bark."

_Question_. Are you going to make a formal reply to their sermons?

_Answer_. Not unless something better is done than has been. Of

course, I don't know what another Sabbath may bring forth. I am

waiting. But of one thing I feel perfectly assured; that no man

in the United States, or in the world, can account for the fact,

if we are to be saved only by faith in Christ, that Matthew forgot

it, that Luke said nothing about it, and that Mark never mentioned

it except in two passages written by _another_ person. Until that

is answered, as one grave-digger says to the other in "Hamlet," I

shall say, "Ay, tell me that and unyoke." In the meantime I wish

to keep on the best terms with all parties concerned. I cannot

see why my forgiving spirit fails to gain their sincere praise.

--_Chicago Tribune_, September 30, 1880.

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