POLITICS, RELIGION AND THOMAS PAINE.

_Question_. You have traveled about this State more or less,

lately, and have, of course, observed political affairs here. Do

you think that Senator Logan will be able to deliver this State to

the Grant movement according to the understood plan?

_Answer_. If the State is really for Grant, he will, and if it is

not, he will not. Illinois is as little "owned" as any State in

this Union. Illinois would naturally be for Grant, other things

being equal, because he is regarded as a citizen of this State,

and it is very hard for a State to give up the patronage naturally

growing out of the fact that the President comes from that State.

_Question_. Will the instructions given to delegates be final?

_Answer_. I do not think they will be considered final at all;

neither do I think they will be considered of any force. It was

decided at the last convention, in Cincinnati, that the delegates

had a right to vote as they pleased; that each delegate represented

the district of the State that sent him. The idea that a State

convention can instruct them as against the wishes of their

constituents smacks a little too much of State sovereignty. The

President should be nominated by the districts of the whole country,

and not by massing the votes by a little chicanery at a State

convention, and every delegate ought to vote what he really believes

to be the sentiment of his constituents, irrespective of what the

State convention may order him to do. He is not responsible to

the State convention, and it is none of the State convention's

business. This does not apply, it may be, to the delegates at

large, but to all the others it certainly must apply. It was so

decided at the Cincinnati convention, and decided on a question

arising about this same Pennsylvania delegation.

_Question_. Can you guess as to what the platform in going to

contain?

_Answer_. I suppose it will be a substantial copy of the old one.

I am satisfied with the old one with one addition. I want a plank

to the effect that no man shall be deprived of any civil or political

right on account of his religious or irreligious opinions. The

Republican party having been foremost in freeing the body ought to

do just a little something now for the mind. After having wasted

rivers of blood and treasure uncounted, and almost uncountable, to

free the cage, I propose that something ought to be done for the

bird. Every decent man in the United States would support that

plank. People should have a right to testify in courts, whatever

their opinions may be, on any subject. Justice should not shut

any door leading to truth, and as long as just views neither affect

a man's eyesight or his memory, he should be allowed to tell his

story. And there are two sides to this question, too. The man is

not only deprived of his testimony, but the commonwealth is deprived

of it. There should be no religious test in this country for

office; and if Jehovah cannot support his religion without going

into partnership with a State Legislature, I think he ought to give

it up.

_Question_. Is there anything new about religion since you were

last here?

_Answer_. Since I was here I have spoken in a great many cities,

and to-morrow I am going to do some missionary work at Milwaukee.

Many who have come to scoff have remained to pray, and I think that

my labors are being greatly blessed, and all attacks on me so far

have been overruled for good. I happened to come in contact with

a revival of religion, and I believe what they call an "outpouring"

at Detroit, under the leadership of a gentleman by the name of

Pentecost. He denounced me as God's greatest enemy. I had always

supposed that the Devil occupied that exalted position, but it

seems that I have, in some way, fallen heir to his shoes. Mr.

Pentecost also denounced all business men who would allow any

advertisements or lithographs of mine to hang in their places of

business, and several of these gentlemen thus appealed to took the

advertisements away. The result of all this was that I had the

largest house that ever attended a lecture in Detroit. Feeling

that ingratitude is a crime, I publicly returned thanks to the

clergy for the pains they had taken to give me an audience. And

I may say, in this connection, that if the ministers do God as

little good as they do me harm, they had better let both of us

alone. I regard them as very good, but exceedingly mistaken men.

They do not come much in contact with the world, and get most of

their views by talking with the women and children of their

congregations. They are not permitted to mingle freely with society.

They cannot attend plays nor hear operas. I believe some of them

have ventured to minstrel shows and menageries, where they confine

themselves strictly to the animal part of the entertainment. But,

as a rule, they have very few opportunities of ascertaining what

the real public opinion is. They read religious papers, edited by

gentlemen who know as little about the world as themselves, and

the result of all this is that they are rather behind the times.

They are good men, and would like to do right if they only knew

it, but they are a little behind the times. There is an old story

told of a fellow who had a post-office in a small town in North

Carolina, and he being the only man in the town who could read, a

few people used to gather in the post-office on Sunday, and he

would read to them a weekly paper that was published in Washington.

He commenced always at the top of the first column and read right

straight through, articles, advertisements, and all, and whenever

they got a little tired of reading he would make a mark of red

ochre and commence at that place the next Sunday. The result was

that the papers came a great deal faster than he read them, and it

was about 1817 when they struck the war of 1812. The moment they

got to that, every one of them jumped up and offered to volunteer.

All of which shows that they were patriotic people, but a little

show, and somewhat behind the times.

_Question_. How were you pleased with the Paine meeting here, and

its results?

_Answer_. I was gratified to see so many people willing at last

to do justice to a great and a maligned man. Of course I do not

claim that Paine was perfect. All I claim is that he was a patriot

and a political philosopher; that he was a revolutionist and an

agitator; that he was infinitely full of suggestive thought, and

that he did more than any man to convince the people of American

not only that they ought to separate from Great Britain, but that

they ought to found a representative government. He has been

despised simply because he did not believe the Bible. I wish to

do what I can to rescue his name from theological defamation. I

think the day has come when Thomas Paine will be remembered with

Washington, Franklin and Jefferson, and that the American people

will wonder that their fathers could have been guilty of such base

ingratitude.

--_Chicago Times_, February 8, 1880.

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