VI.

Tom bets apace at Ascot race:

Ah, Tom, it's all a do!

You're backing yellow, you stupid fellow,

And look, the winner's blue!

There goes, Tom Gad, a twenty pounder

As flat, you are, as any flounder.

* * * * *

Starting Post.

Weary and wet, the traveller meets a post,

No _Morning Post_—but one of dreary night,

That looks, beside, so very like a ghost,

That he—no _upstart_—yet _starts up_ in fright,

Winning Post.

And at the finger-Post his finger points,

Trembling, poor gentleman, in all his joints;

Then up comes Tom, a fellow of good heart,

And says, "I say,

That _Post_ is meant to _Herald_ you your way;

It is no ghost:"

Neck and Neck.

In Hamlet's play it does not take that part,

And here's a reason why you should not start—

"It's not a _starting-Post_."

The _winning-Post_—that is to say, the goal,

Vaulting ambition's route from pole to pole.

Racers.

Where, _neck and neck_ contending, Greek meets Greek,

Leg follows leg, the strong defeat the weak,

Where _score_ the graceful racers o'er the plain,

And the whole game is one _Leger_-de-main.

[Illustration:

Hedging a Bet.

]

[Illustration:

Walking over the Coarse.

]

[Illustration:

Don-Caster.

]

[Illustration:

Up-hill and Down-dale.

]

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