WAR SONG OF THE LUMBER TROOP.

Blow forth the clarion's pealing sound,

Your voices raise on high,

And send the bottle quickly round,

To drink to victory;

The campaign to the champagne yields.

The festive board invites,

Extinguish every thought of care—

Blow out your very lights!

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But glory is a kin' o' thing I shan't pursue no furder.—

__BIRDOFREDOM SAWIN.__

]

Our march in glory's bright career,

All other troops surpasses;

For, whilst they _charge their fellow men_,

We only _charge our glasses_;

No tears our conquests e'er await,

Nor bier, with trappings sable,

They—leave _their_ dead men on the field,

We—_ours_, beneath the table!

At _Waterloo_, a fearful game

The _trumpet_ call began,

At _three card loo_ we win our trick,

And _trump it_—when we can:

The _verdant bays_ the chaplet form,

For which the warrior prays—

A different game we strive to win,

Not for, but on, _green baize_.

The ranks that join in our _piquette_,

By deep old _files_ are form'd;

We keep no _watches_ but our own—

Our posts are never storm'd;

Our own _reviews_, in brilliancy,

The "Quarterly" outshine;

Our only _challenge_ is to take

A glass of generous wine.

And should we ever take the field,

Our troops would be found _fast_;

The _first_ might trust to our support,

For sticking to the _last_;

And ever, upon equal terms,

Our enemies we'd meet,

For, did they treat us with a ball,

We would, in turn, retreat.

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