"Ve next marcht to the Hi toun vich tawk of frensh Perlitenes they shet
the Dore in our fases; and then Repared to the Grand collum Bilt by the
riginal Bony to comensurate the Grand viktry ass vos to have bean
hobtained by the Grand army ass vos to hav hinvaded ingland. Hear, arter
bilkin the dorekeper out off his 6 pense, the chap vot carred the
standerd mounted up to the top, and me Thinkin that vos the safist place
for the pressant Followd his leder vith the egle, vich as sune as ve
arived at the sumat had a Werry hextensif vew off Prinse lewy a cuttin
his unlukky, folowd by his folowers at Hi pressure spede, and awl makin
for the coast ass if the devvle ad em. In coarse the collum vos sune
surounded and ve vos sumond to cum down. Poor mountseer havein the
frensh union Jak found upon him vos sune tuk up and sent to Prisn. But
deer Bil takin the Hopertunaty off a rigement off the nashonal gards and
a kumpny off the John Dams and a batalyan of the perventif sirvis Rushin
on the poor standerd barer at the Botom of the collum i Let fly the egle
from the Top and takein out the cole sak Blakt myself awl over and
rented my cloas into a meer Stoker, so ass ven they come to xamen me
Found nothink like Proof pozitif, and insted off bean brote in a frensh
Hero shal turn myself out to be nothink but a Halibi.
"Ass for the Grand army most off em ran into the vater and vos Tuk
prizners by the bathin wimen. Sum got Pepperd by the John Dams and sum
got Salted by the oshun, but deer Bil to conclude i shal nevver jine a
Bony party agen as lungs i breathe, and Prinse lewy will xcuse me sayin
he showd himself a Propper goose for ingagin in sich a war of Propper
gander.
"yewrs Truly,
"HARRY DOBBS."
[Illustration: SEPTEMBER—"Massacre of S^t. Bartholomow."]
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[Illustration:
Escape from Cork Jail.
New Chaco for P. Albert's Own.
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