TWELFTH NIGHT

THE closing night of the Christmas season is observed by every nation in

Europe, except Switzerland, in which country the Republican form of

government introduced by W. TELL (the first President), prevents the

recognition of Kings and Queens.

Throughout England, particularly in those rural districts where the

study of physics is yet in its infancy, great importance is attached to

the weather on Twelfth Day. The occurrence of rain, or wind, or sleet,

or snow, or hail, or the appearance of the Aurora Borealis over the

roofs of the Bank of England is considered a most favourable augury, and

in some counties determines the day on which the sowing of the Spring

wheat commences. But the slightest indication of the Zodiacal light is

dreaded as a sure forerunner of the turnip-fly, and the connection of a

parhelion with protracted drought is established by a long series of

observations, reaching as far back as the Reformation.

Most lawyers are of opinion that under the provisions of an old Act of

Parliament, still unrepealed, it is illegal to solicit a Christmas box

after twelve o'clock on the 6th of January.

If Twelfth Night falls on a Sunday, the harvest will be late; if on a

Monday, the back door should be carefully looked to on the long

evenings; if on a Tuesday, pilchards will be caught in enormous

quantities; if on a Wednesday, the silkworms will suffer; if on a

Thursday, there will be no skating on the Serpentine during the rest of

the year; if on a Friday, the apple crop will be a failure; and if on a

Saturday (as this year), you should on no account have your hair cut by

a red-haired man who squints and has relations in the colonies. The

sceptic and the latitudinarian may smile superciliously at these

predictions, but they have been verified by inquiries conducted at

centres as wide apart as Bury St. Edmunds, Rotherham, Dawlish,

Rickmansworth, Kirkcudbright, and Cape Clear.

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CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR SIR CHARLES DILKE.--Packet of Court Plaster and

some Household Bread.

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