CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX

KING MEHEVI--ALLUSION TO HIS HAWAIIAN MAJESTY--CONDUCT OF MARHEYO AND

MEHEVI IN CERTAIN DELICATE MATTERS--PECULIAR SYSTEM OF MARRIAGE--NUMBER

OF POPULATION--UNIFORMITY--EMBALMING--PLACES OF SEPULTURE--FUNERAL

OBSEQUIES AT NUKUHEVA-NUMBER OF INHABITANTS IN TYPEE--LOCATION OF THE

DWELLINGS--HAPPINESS ENJOYED IN THE VALLEY--A WARNING--SOME IDEAS WITH

REGARD TO THE PRESENT STATE OF THE HAWAIIANS--STORY OF A MISSIONARY’S

WIFE--FASHIONABLE EQUIPAGES AT OAHU--REFLECTIONS

King Mehevi!--A goodly sounding title--and why should I not bestow

it upon the foremost man in the valley of Typee? The republican

missionaries of Oahu cause to be gazetted in the Court Journal,

published at Honolulu, the most trivial movement of ‘his gracious

majesty’ King Kammehammaha III, and ‘their highnesses the princes of the

blood royal’.* And who is his ‘gracious majesty’, and what the

quality of this blood royal’?--His ‘gracious majesty’ is a fat, lazy,

negro-looking blockhead, with as little character as power. He has

lost the noble traits of the barbarian, without acquiring the redeeming

graces of a civilized being; and, although a member of the Hawiian

Temperance Society, is a most inveterate dram-drinker.

*Accounts like these are sometimes copied into English and American

journals. They lead the reader to infer that the arts and customs of

civilized life are rapidly refining the natives of the Sandwich Islands.

But let no one be deceived by these accounts. The chiefs swagger about

in gold lace and broadcloth, while the great mass of the common people

are nearly as primitive in their appearance as in the days of Cook. In

the progress of events at these islands, the two classes are receding

from each other; the chiefs are daily becoming more luxurious and

extravagant in their style of living, and the common people more and

more destitute of the necessaries and decencies of life. But the end

to which both will arrive at last will be the same: the one are fast

destroying themselves by sensual indulgences, and the other are

fast being destroyed by a complication of disorders, and the want of

wholesome food. The resources of the domineering chiefs are wrung from

the starving serfs, and every additional bauble with which they bedeck

themselves is purchased by the sufferings of their bondsmen; so that the

measure of gew-gaw refinement attained by the chiefs is only an index

to the actual state in which the greater portion of the population lie

grovelling.

The ‘blood royal’ is an extremely thick, depraved fluid; formed

principally of raw fish, bad brandy, and European sweetmeats, and is

charged with a variety of eruptive humours, which are developed in

sundry blotches and pimples upon the august face of ‘majesty itself’,

and the angelic countenances of the ‘princes and princesses of the blood

royal’!

Now, if the farcical puppet of a chief magistrate in the Sandwich

Islands be allowed the title of King, why should it be withheld from

the noble savage Mehevi, who is a thousand times more worthy of the

appellation? All hail, therefore, Mehevi, King of the Cannibal Valley,

and long life and prosperity to his Typeean majesty! May Heaven for many

a year preserve him, the uncompromising foe of Nukuheva and the French,

if a hostile attitude will secure his lovely domain from the remorseless

inflictions of South Sea civilization.

Previously to seeing the Dancing Widows I had little idea that there

were any matrimonial relations subsisting in Typee, and I should as soon

have thought of a Platonic affection being cultivated between the sexes,

as of the solemn connection of man and wife. To be sure, there were old

Marheyo and Tinor, who seemed to have a sort of nuptial understanding

with one another; but for all that, I had sometimes observed a

comical-looking old gentleman dressed in a suit of shabby tattooing, who

had the audacity to take various liberties with the lady, and that too

in the very presence of the old warrior her husband, who looked on

as good-naturedly as if nothing was happening. This behaviour, until

subsequent discoveries enlightened me, puzzled me more than anything

else I witnessed in Typee.

As for Mehevi, I had supposed him a confirmed bachelor, as well as most

of the principal chiefs. At any rate, if they had wives and families,

they ought to have been ashamed of themselves; for sure I am, they never

troubled themselves about any domestic affairs. In truth, Mehevi seemed

to be the president of a club of hearty fellows, who kept ‘Bachelor’s

Hall’ in fine style at the Ti. I had no doubt but that they regarded

children as odious incumbrances; and their ideas of domestic felicity

were sufficiently shown in the fact, that they allowed no meddlesome

housekeepers to turn topsy-turvy those snug little arrangements they had

made in their comfortable dwelling. I strongly suspected however, that

some of these jolly bachelors were carrying on love intrigues with

the maidens of the tribe; although they did not appear publicly to

acknowledge them. I happened to pop upon Mehevi three or four times when

he was romping--in a most undignified manner for a warrior king--with

one of the prettiest little witches in the valley. She lived with an

old woman and a young man, in a house near Marheyo’s; and although in

appearance a mere child herself, had a noble boy about a year old, who

bore a marvellous resemblance to Mehevi, whom I should certainly have

believed to have been the father, were it not that the little fellow

had no triangle on his face--but on second thoughts, tattooing is not

hereditary. Mehevi, however, was not the only person upon whom the

damsel Moonoony smiled--the young fellow of fifteen, who permanently

resided in the home with her, was decidedly in her good graces. I

sometimes beheld both him and the chief making love at the same time. Is

it possible, thought I, that the valiant warrior can consent to give

up a corner in the thing he loves? This too was a mystery which, with

others of the same kind, was afterwards satisfactorily explained.

During the second day of the Feast of Calabashes, Kory-Kory--being

determined that I should have some understanding on these matters--had,

in the course of his explanations, directed my attention to

a peculiarity I had frequently remarked among many of the

females;--principally those of a mature age and rather matronly

appearance. This consisted in having the right hand and the left foot

most elaborately tattooed; whilst the rest of the body was wholly free

from the operation of the art, with the exception of the minutely dotted

lips and slight marks on the shoulders, to which I have previously

referred as comprising the sole tattooing exhibited by Fayaway, in

common with other young girls of her age. The hand and foot thus

embellished were, according to Kory-Kory, the distinguishing badge of

wedlock, so far as that social and highly commendable institution is

known among those people. It answers, indeed, the same purpose as the

plain gold ring worn by our fairer spouses.

After Kory-Kory’s explanation of the subject, I was for some time

studiously respectful in the presence of all females thus distinguished,

and never ventured to indulge in the slightest approach to flirtation

with any of their number. Married women, to be sure!--I knew better than

to offend them.

A further insight, however, into the peculiar domestic customs of the

inmates of the valley did away in a measure with the severity of my

scruples, and convinced me that I was deceived in some at least of my

conclusions. A regular system of polygamy exists among the islanders;

but of a most extraordinary nature,--a plurality of husbands, instead of

wives! and this solitary fact speaks volumes for the gentle disposition

of the male population.

Where else, indeed, could such a practice exist, even for a single

day?--Imagine a revolution brought about in a Turkish seraglio, and

the harem rendered the abode of bearded men; or conceive some beautiful

woman in our own country running distracted at the sight of her numerous

lovers murdering one another before her eyes, out of jealousy for the

unequal distribution of her favours!--Heaven defend us from such a state

of things!--We are scarcely amiable and forbearing enough to submit to

it.

I was not able to learn what particular ceremony was observed in forming

the marriage contract, but am inclined to think that it must have been

of a very simple nature. Perhaps the mere ‘popping the question’, as

it is termed with us, might have been followed by an immediate nuptial

alliance. At any rate, I have more than one reason to believe that

tedious courtships are unknown in the valley of Typee.

The males considerably outnumber the females. This holds true of many

of the islands of Polynesia, although the reverse of what is the case in

most civilized countries. The girls are first wooed and won, at a very

tender age, by some stripling in the household in which they reside.

This, however, is a mere frolic of the affections, and no formal

engagement is contracted. By the time this first love has a little

subsided, a second suitor presents himself, of graver years, and carries

both boy and girl away to his own habitation. This disinterested and

generous-hearted fellow now weds the young couple--marrying damsel

and lover at the same time--and all three thenceforth live together

as harmoniously as so many turtles. I have heard of some men who in

civilized countries rashly marry large families with their wives, but

had no idea that there was any place where people married supplementary

husbands with them. Infidelity on either side is very rare. No man

has more than one wife, and no wife of mature years has less than two

husbands,--sometimes she has three, but such instances are not

frequent. The marriage tie, whatever it may be, does not appear to be

indissoluble; for separations occasionally happen. These, however,

when they do take place, produce no unhappiness, and are preceded by no

bickerings; for the simple reason, that an ill-used wife or a henpecked

husband is not obliged to file a bill in Chancery to obtain a divorce.

As nothing stands in the way of a separation, the matrimonial yoke sits

easily and lightly, and a Typee wife lives on very pleasant and sociable

terms with her husband. On the whole, wedlock, as known among these

Typees, seems to be of a more distinct and enduring nature than

is usually the case with barbarous people. A baneful promiscuous

intercourse of the sexes is hereby avoided, and virtue, without being

clamorously invoked, is, as it were, unconsciously practised.

The contrast exhibited between the Marquesas and other islands of the

Pacific in this respect, is worthy of being noticed. At Tahiti the

marriage tie was altogether unknown; and the relation of husband

and wife, father and son, could hardly be said to exist. The Arreory

Society--one of the most singular institutions that ever existed in any

part of the world--spread universal licentiousness over the island. It

was the voluptuous character of these people which rendered the disease

introduced among them by De Bougainville’s ships, in 1768, doubly

destructive. It visited them like a plague, sweeping them off by

hundreds.

Notwithstanding the existence of wedlock among the Typees, the

Scriptural injunction to increase and multiply seems to be but

indifferently attended to. I never saw any of those large families in

arithmetical or step-ladder progression which one often meets with at

home. I never knew of more than two youngsters living together in the

same home, and but seldom even that number. As for the women, it was

very plain that the anxieties of the nursery but seldom disturbed the

serenity of their souls; and they were never seen going about the valley

with half a score of little ones tagging at their apron-strings, or

rather at the bread-fruit-leaf they usually wore in the rear.

The ratio of increase among all the Polynesian nations is very small;

and in some places as yet uncorrupted by intercourse with Europeans,

the births would appear not very little to outnumber the deaths; the

population in such instances remaining nearly the same for several

successive generations, even upon those islands seldom or never

desolated by wars, and among people with whom the crime of infanticide

is altogether unknown. This would seem expressively ordained by

Providence to prevent the overstocking of the islands with a race too

indolent to cultivate the ground, and who, for that reason alone, would,

by any considerable increase in their numbers, be exposed to the most

deplorable misery. During the entire period of my stay in the valley of

Typee, I never saw more than ten or twelve children under the age of six

months, and only became aware of two births.

It is to the absence of the marriage tie that the late rapid decrease

of the population of the Sandwich Islands and of Tahiti is in part to be

ascribed. The vices and diseases introduced among these unhappy people

annually swell the ordinary mortality of the islands, while, from the

same cause, the originally small number of births is proportionally

decreased. Thus the progress of the Hawaiians and Tahitians to utter

extinction is accelerated in a sort of compound ratio.

I have before had occasion to remark, that I never saw any of the

ordinary signs of a pace of sepulture in the valley, a circumstance

which I attributed, at the time, to my living in a particular part

of it, and being forbidden to extend my rambles to any considerable

distance towards the sea. I have since thought it probable, however,

that the Typees, either desirous of removing from their sight the

evidences of mortality, or prompted by a taste for rural beauty, may

have some charming cemetery situation in the shadowy recesses along

the base of the mountains. At Nukuheva, two or three large quadrangular

‘pi-pis’, heavily flagged, enclosed with regular stone walls, and shaded

over and almost hidden from view by the interlacing branches of

enormous trees, were pointed out to me as burial-places. The bodies, I

understood, were deposited in rude vaults beneath the flagging, and were

suffered to remain there without being disinterred. Although nothing

could be more strange and gloomy than the aspect of these places, where

the lofty trees threw their dark shadows over rude blocks of stone,

a stranger looking at them would have discerned none of the ordinary

evidences of a place of sepulture.

During my stay in the valley, as none of its inmates were so

accommodating as to die and be buried in order to gratify my curiosity

with regard to their funeral rites, I was reluctantly obliged to

remain in ignorance of them. As I have reason to believe, however, the

observances of the Typees in these matters are the same with those of

all the other tribes in the island, I will here relate a scene I chanced

to witness at Nukuheva.

A young man had died, about daybreak, in a house near the beach. I had

been sent ashore that morning, and saw a good deal of the preparations

they were making for his obsequies. The body, neatly wrapped in a new

white tappa, was laid out in an open shed of cocoanut boughs, upon a

bier constructed of elastic bamboos ingeniously twisted together. This

was supported about two feet from the ground, by large canes planted

uprightly in the earth. Two females, of a dejected appearance, watched

by its side, plaintively chanting and beating the air with large grass

fans whitened with pipe-clay. In the dwelling-house adjoining a numerous

company we assembled, and various articles of food were being prepared

for consumption. Two or three individuals, distinguished by head-dresses

of beautiful tappa, and wearing a great number of ornaments, appeared

to officiate as masters of the ceremonies. By noon the entertainment had

fairly begun and we were told that it would last during the whole of

the two following days. With the exception of those who mourned by

the corpse, every one seemed disposed to drown the sense of the late

bereavement in convivial indulgence. The girls, decked out in their

savage finery, danced; the old men chanted; the warriors smoked and

chatted; and the young and lusty, of both sexes, feasted plentifully,

and seemed to enjoy themselves as pleasantly as they could have done had

it been a wedding.

The islanders understand the art of embalming, and practise it with such

success that the bodies of their great chiefs are frequently preserved

for many years in the very houses where they died. I saw three of these

in my visit to the Bay of Tior. One was enveloped in immense folds of

tappa, with only the face exposed, and hung erect against the side of

the dwelling. The others were stretched out upon biers of bamboo, in

open, elevated temples, which seemed consecrated to their memory. The

heads of enemies killed in battle are invariably preserved and hung up

as trophies in the house of the conqueror. I am not acquainted with the

process which is in use, but believe that fumigation is the principal

agency employed. All the remains which I saw presented the appearance of

a ham after being suspended for some time in a smoky chimney.

But to return from the dead to the living. The late festival had drawn

together, as I had every reason to believe, the whole population of the

vale, and consequently I was enabled to make some estimate with regard

to its numbers. I should imagine that there were about two thousand

inhabitants in Typee; and no number could have been better adapted to

the extent of the valley. The valley is some nine miles in length,

and may average one in breadth; the houses being distributed at wide

intervals throughout its whole extent, principally, however, towards the

head of the vale. There are no villages; the houses stand here and there

in the shadow of the groves, or are scattered along the banks of the

winding stream; their golden-hued bamboo sides and gleaming white thatch

forming a beautiful contrast to the perpetual verdure in which they are

embowered. There are no roads of any kind in the valley. Nothing but a

labyrinth of footpaths twisting and turning among the thickets without

end.

The penalty of the Fall presses very lightly upon the valley of Typee;

for, with the one solitary exception of striking a light, I scarcely saw

any piece of work performed there which caused the sweat to stand upon

a single brow. As for digging and delving for a livelihood, the thing is

altogether unknown. Nature has planted the bread-fruit and the banana,

and in her own good time she brings them to maturity, when the idle

savage stretches forth his hand, and satisfies his appetite.

Ill-fated people! I shudder when I think of the change a few years

will produce in their paradisaical abode; and probably when the most

destructive vices, and the worst attendances on civilization, shall have

driven all peace and happiness from the valley, the magnanimous

French will proclaim to the world that the Marquesas Islands have been

converted to Christianity! and this the Catholic world will doubtless

consider as a glorious event. Heaven help the ‘Isles of the Sea’!--The

sympathy which Christendom feels for them, has, alas! in too many

instances proved their bane.

How little do some of these poor islanders comprehend when they look

around them, that no inconsiderable part of their disasters originate

in certain tea-party excitements, under the influence of which

benevolent-looking gentlemen in white cravats solicit alms, and old

ladies in spectacles, and young ladies in sober russet gowns, contribute

sixpences towards the creation of a fund, the object of which is to

ameliorate the spiritual condition of the Polynesians, but whose end has

almost invariably been to accomplish their temporal destruction!

Let the savages be civilized, but civilize them with benefits, and not

with evils; and let heathenism be destroyed, but not by destroying the

heathen. The Anglo-Saxon hive have extirpated Paganism from the greater

part of the North American continent; but with it they have likewise

extirpated the greater portion of the Red race. Civilization is

gradually sweeping from the earth the lingering vestiges of Paganism,

and at the same time the shrinking forms of its unhappy worshippers.

Among the islands of Polynesia, no sooner are the images overturned, the

temples demolished, and the idolators converted into NOMINAL Christians,

that disease, vice, and premature death make their appearance. The

depopulated land is then recruited from the rapacious, hordes of

enlightened individuals who settle themselves within its borders,

and clamorously announce the progress of the Truth. Neat villas, trim

gardens, shaven lawns, spires, and cupolas arise, while the poor savage

soon finds himself an interloper in the country of his fathers, and

that too on the very site of the hut where he was born. The spontaneous

fruits of the earth, which God in his wisdom had ordained for the

support of the indolent natives, remorselessly seized upon and

appropriated by the stranger, are devoured before the eyes of the

starving inhabitants, or sent on board the numerous vessels which now

touch at their shores.

When the famished wretches are cut off in this manner from their natural

supplies, they are told by their benefactors to work and earn their

support by the sweat of their brows! But to no fine gentleman born to

hereditary opulence, does this manual labour come more unkindly than

to the luxurious Indian when thus robbed of the bounty of heaven.

Habituated to a life of indolence, he cannot and will not exert himself;

and want, disease, and vice, all evils of foreign growth, soon terminate

his miserable existence.

But what matters all this? Behold the glorious result!--The abominations

of Paganism have given way to the pure rites of the Christian

worship,--the ignorant savage has been supplanted by the refined

European! Look at Honolulu, the metropolis of the Sandwich Islands!--A

community of disinterested merchants, and devoted self-exiled heralds of

the Cross, located on the very spot that twenty years ago was defiled by

the presence of idolatry. What a subject for an eloquent Bible-meeting

orator! Nor has such an opportunity for a display of missionary rhetoric

been allowed to pass by unimproved!--But when these philanthropists send

us such glowing accounts of one half of their labours, why does their

modesty restrain them from publishing the other half of the good they

have wrought?--Not until I visited Honolulu was I aware of the fact that

the small remnant of the natives had been civilized into draught-horses;

and evangelized into beasts of burden. But so it is. They have been

literally broken into the traces, and are harnessed to the vehicles of

their spiritual instructors like so many dumb brutes!

. . . . . . .

Lest the slightest misconception should arise from anything thrown out

in this chapter, or indeed in any other part of the volume, let me here

observe that against the cause of missions in, the abstract no Christian

can possibly be opposed: it is in truth a just and holy cause. But

if the great end proposed by it be spiritual, the agency employed to

accomplish that end is purely earthly; and, although the object in

view be the achievement of much good, that agency may nevertheless be

productive of evil. In short, missionary undertaking, however it may

blessed of heaven, is in itself but human; and subject, like everything

else, to errors and abuses. And have not errors and abuses crept into

the most sacred places, and may there not be unworthy or incapable

missionaries abroad, as well as ecclesiastics of similar character

at home? May not the unworthiness or incapacity of those who assume

apostolic functions upon the remote islands of the sea more easily

escape detection by the world at large than if it were displayed in

the heart of a city? An unwarranted confidence in the sanctity of its

apostles--a proneness to regard them as incapable of guile--and

an impatience of the least suspicion to their rectitude as men or

Christians, have ever been prevailing faults in the Church. Nor is this

to be wondered at: for subject as Christianity is to the assaults of

unprincipled foes, we are naturally disposed to regard everything like

an exposure of ecclesiastical misconduct as the offspring of malevolence

or irreligious feeling. Not even this last consideration, however shall

deter me from the honest expression of my sentiments.

There is something apparently wrong in the practical operations of

the Sandwich Islands Mission. Those who from pure religious motives

contribute to the support of this enterprise should take care to

ascertain that their donations, flowing through many devious channels,

at last effect their legitimate object, the conversion of the Hawaiians.

I urge this not because I doubt the moral probity of those who disburse

the funds, but because I know that they are not rightly applied. To read

pathetic accounts of missionary hardships, and glowing descriptions of

conversion, and baptisms, taking place beneath palm-trees, is one thing;

and to go to the Sandwich Islands and see the missionaries dwelling

in picturesque and prettily furnished coral-rock villas, whilst the

miserable natives are committing all sorts of immorality around them, is

quite another.

In justice to the missionaries, however, I will willingly admit, that

where-ever evils may have resulted from their collective mismanagement

of the business of the mission, and from the want of vital piety evinced

by some of their number, still the present deplorable condition of the

Sandwich Islands is by no means wholly chargeable against them. The

demoralizing influence of a dissolute foreign population, and the

frequent visits of all descriptions of vessels, have tended not a little

to increase the evils alluded to. In a word, here, as in every case

where civilization has in any way been introduced among those whom we

call savages, she has scattered her vices, and withheld her blessings.

As wise a man as Shakespeare has said, that the bearer of evil tidings

hath but a losing office; and so I suppose will it prove with me, in

communicating to the trusting friends of the Hawiian Mission what has

been disclosed in various portions of this narrative. I am persuaded,

however, that as these disclosures will by their very nature attract

attention, so they will lead to something which will not be without

ultimate benefit to the cause of Christianity in the Sandwich Islands.

I have but one more thing to add in connection with this subject--those

things which I have stated as facts will remain facts, in spite of

whatever the bigoted or incredulous may say or write against them. My

reflections, however, on those facts may not be free from error. If such

be the case, I claim no further indulgence than should be conceded to

every man whose object is to do good.

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