CHAPTER XII. ‘A GLANCE AT STAFF-DUTY’

Although the passage of the Rhine was but the prelude to the attack on

the fortress, that exploit being accomplished, Kehl was carried at the

point of the bayonet, the French troops entering the outworks pell-mell

with the retreating enemy, and in less than two hours after the landing

of our first detachments, the tricolour waved over the walls of the

fortress.

Lost amid the greater and more important successes which since that time

have immortalised the glory of the French arms, it is almost impossible

to credit the celebrity attached at that time to this brilliant

achievement, whose highest merits probably were rapidity and resolution.

Moreau had long been jealous of the fame of his great rival, Bonaparte,

whose tactics, rejecting the colder dictates of prudent strategy, and

the slow progress of scientific manouvres, seemed to place all his

confidence in the sudden inspirations of his genius, and the indomitable

bravery of his troops. It was necessary, then, to raise the morale of

the army of the Rhine, to accomplish some great feat similar in boldness

and heroism to the wonderful achievements of the Italian army. Such was

the passage of the Rhine at Strasbourg, effected in the face of a great

enemy, advantageously posted, and supported by one of the strongest of

all the frontier fortresses.

The morning broke upon us in all the exultation of our triumph, and as

our cheers rose high over the field of the late struggle, each heart

beat proudly with the thought of how that news would be received in

Paris.

‘You ‘ll see how the bulletin will spoil all,’ said a young officer of

the army of Italy, as he was getting his wound dressed on the field.

‘There will be such a long narrative of irrelevant matter--such details

of this, that, and t’ other--that the public will scarce know whether

the placard announces a defeat or a victory.’

‘_Parbleu!_’ replied an old veteran of the Rhine army, ‘what would you

have? You’d not desire to omit the military facts of such an exploit?’

‘To be sure I would,’ rejoined the other. ‘Give me one of our young

general’s bulletins, short, stirring, and effective:--“Soldiers! you

have crossed the Rhine against an army double your own in numbers and

munitions of war. You have carried a fortress, believed impregnable, at

the bayonet. Already the great flag of our nation waves over the citadel

you have won. Forward, then, and cease not till it floats over the

cities of conquered Germany, and let the name of France be that of

Empire over the continent of Europe.’”

‘Ha! I like that, cried I enthusiastically; ‘that’s the bulletin to my

fancy. Repeat it once more, mon lieutenant, that I may write it in my

note-book.’

‘What! hast thou a note-book?’ cried an old staff-officer, who was

preparing to mount his horse; ‘let’s see it, lad.’

With a burning cheek and trembling hand I drew my little journal from

the breast of my jacket, and gave it to him.

‘_Sacrebleu!_’ exclaimed he, in a burst of laughter, ‘what have we

here? Why, this is a portrait of old General Moricier, and although a

caricature, a perfect likeness. And here comes a plan for manoeuvring a

squadron by threes from the left. This is better--it is a receipt for

an “Omelette à la Hussard”; and here we have a love-song, and a

moustache-paste, with some hints about devotion, and diseased frog

in horses. Most versatile genius, certainly!’ And so he went on,

occasionally laughing at my rude sketches and ruder remarks, till he

came to a page headed ‘Equitation, as practised by Officers of the

Staff,’ and followed by a series of caricatures of bad riding, in all

its moods and tenses. The flush of anger which instantly coloured

his face soon attracted the notice of those about him, and one of the

bystanders quickly snatched the book from his fingers, and, in the midst

of a group all convulsed with laughter, proceeded to expatiate upon

my illustrations. To be sure, they were absurd enough. Some were

represented sketching on horseback, under shelter of an umbrella;

others were ‘taking the depth of a stream’ by a ‘header’ from their own

saddles; some again were ‘exploring ground for an attack in line,’ by a

measurement of the rider’s own length over the head of his horse.

Then there were ridiculous situations, such as ‘sitting down before a

fortress,’ ‘taking an angle of incidence,’ and so on. Sorry jests all of

them, but sufficient to amuse those with whose daily associations they

chimed in, and to whom certain traits of portraiture gave all the zest

of a personality.

My shame at the exposure, and my terror for its consequences,

gradually yielded to a feeling of flattered vanity at the success of

my lucubrations; and I never remarked that the staff-officer had ridden

away from the group till I saw him galloping back at the top of his

speed.

‘Is your name Tiernay, my good fellow?’ cried he, riding close up to my

side, and with an expression on his features I did not half like.

‘Yes, sir,’ replied I.

‘Hussar of the Ninth, I believe?’ repeated he, reading from a paper in

his hand.

‘The same, sir.’

‘Well, your talents as a draughtsman have procured you promotion, my

friend; I have obtained your discharge from your regiment, and you are

now my orderly--orderly on the staff, do you mind; so mount, sir, and

follow me.’

I saluted him respectfully, and prepared to obey his orders. Already

I foresaw the downfall of all the hopes I had been cherishing, and

anticipated the life of tyranny and oppression that lay before me. It

was clear to me that my discharge had been obtained solely as a means

of punishing me, and that Captain Discau, as the officer was called,

had destined me to a pleasant expiation of my note-book The savage

exultation with which he watched me, as I made up my kit and saddled

my horse--the cool malice with which he handed me back the accursed

journal, the cause of all my disasters--gave me a dark foreboding of

what was to follow; and as I mounted my saddle, my woeful face and

miserable look brought forth a perfect shout of laughter from the

bystanders.

Captain Discau’s duty was to visit the banks of the Rhine and the Eslar

island, to take certain measurements of distances, and obtain accurate

information on various minute points respecting the late engagement;

for, while a brief announcement of the victory would suffice for the

bulletin, a detailed narrative of the event in all its bearings must be

drawn up for the minister of war, and for this latter purpose various

staff-officers were then employed in different parts of the field.

As we issued from the fortress, and took our way over the plain, we

struck out into a sharp gallop; but as we drew near the river, our

passage became so obstructed by lines of baggage-waggons, tumbrils, and

ammunition-carts, that we were obliged to dismount and proceed on foot;

and now I was to see for the first time that dreadful picture which, on

the day after a battle, forms the reverse of the great medal of glory.

Huge litters of wounded men, on their way back to Strasbourg, were drawn

by six or eight horses, their jolting motion increasing the agony of

sufferings that found their vent in terrific cries and screams; oaths,

yells, and blasphemies, the ravings of madness, and the wild shouts of

infuriated suffering, filled the air on every side. As if to give the

force of contrast to this uproar of misery, two regiments of Swabian

infantry marched past as prisoners. Silent, crest-fallen, and

wretched-looking, they never raised their eyes from the ground, but

moved, or halted, wheeled, or stood at ease, as though by some impulse

of mechanism; a cord coupled the wrists of the outer files one with

another, which struck me less as a measure of security against escape,

than as a mark of indignity.

Carts and charrettes with wounded officers, in which oftentimes the

uniform of the enemy appeared side by side with our own, followed

in long procession; and thus were these two great currents--the one

hurrying forward, ardent, high-hearted, and enthusiastic; the other

returning maimed, shattered, and dying!

It was an affecting scene to see the hurried gestures, and hear the few

words of adieu, as they passed each other. Old comrades who were never

to meet again, parted with a little motion of the hand; sometimes a mere

look was all their leave-taking, save when, now and then, a halt would

for a few seconds bring the lines together, and then many a bronzed and

rugged cheek was pressed upon the faces of the dying, and many a tear

fell from eyes bloodshot with the fury of the battle! Wending our way on

foot slowly along, we at last reached the river-side, and having secured

a small skiff, made for the Eslar island--our first business being to

ascertain some details respecting the intrenchments there, and the depth

and strength of the stream between it and the left bank. Discau, who

was a distinguished officer, rapidly possessed himself of the principal

facts he wanted, and then, having given me his portfolio, he seated

himself under the shelter of a broken waggon, and opening a napkin,

began his breakfast off a portion of a chicken and some bread-viands

which, I own, more than once made my lips water as I watched him.

‘You’ve eaten nothing to-day, Tiernay?’ asked he, as he wiped his lips

with the air of a man that feels satisfied.

‘Nothing, _mon capitaine?_ replied I.

‘That’s bad,’ said he, shaking his head; ‘a soldier cannot do his duty

if his rations be neglected. I have always maintained the principle:

Look to the men’s necessaries--take care of their food and clothing. Is

there anything on that bone there?’

‘Nothing, _mon capitaine_.’

‘I’m sorry for it--I meant it for you. Put up that bread, and the

remainder of that flask of wine. Bourdeaux is not to be had every day.

We shall want it for supper, Tiernay.’

I did as I was bid, wondering not a little why he said ‘we,’ seeing how

little a share I occupied in the copartnery.

‘Always be careful of the morrow on a campaign, Tiernay--no squandering,

no waste; that’s one of my principles,’ said he gravely, as he watched

me while I tied up the bread and wine in the napkin. ‘You’ll soon see

the advantage of serving under an old soldier.’

I confess the great benefit had not already struck me, but I held my

peace and waited; meanwhile he continued--

‘I have studied my profession from my boyhood, and one thing I have

acquired that all experience has confirmed--the knowledge that men must

neither be taxed beyond their ability nor their endurance. A French

soldier, after all, is human; eh, is’t not so?’

‘I feel it most profoundly, _mon capitaine_,’ replied I, with my hand on

my empty stomach.

‘Just so,’ rejoined he; ‘every man of sense and discretion must confess

it. Happily for you, too, I know it; ay, Tiernay I know it, and practise

it. When a young fellow has acquitted himself to my satisfaction during

the day--not that I mean to say that the performance has not its fair

share of activity and zeal--when evening comes and stable duty finished,

arms burnished, and accoutrements cleaned, what do you think I say to

him?--eh, Tiernay--just guess now?’

‘Probably, sir, you tell him he is free to spend an hour at the canteen,

or take his sweetheart to the theatre.’

‘What! more fatigue! more exhaustion to an already tired and worn-out

nature!’

‘I ask pardon, sir, I see I was wrong; but I had forgotten how

thoroughly the poor fellow was done up. I now see that you told him to

go to bed.’

‘To bed! to bed! Is it that he might writhe in the nightmare, or suffer

agony from cramps? To bed after fatigue like this! No, no, Tiernay; that

was not the school in which I was brought up; we were taught to think of

the men under our command; to remember that they had wants, sympathies,

hopes, fears, and emotions like our own. I tell him to seat himself

at the table, and with pen, ink, and paper before him, to write up the

blanks. I see you don’t quite understand me, Tiernay, as to the meaning

of the phrase, but I’ll let you into the secret. You have been kind

enough to give me a peep at your note-book, and you shall in return have

a look at mine. Open that volume, and tell me what you find in it.’

I obeyed the direction, and read at the top of a page the words,

‘Skeleton, 5th Prarial,’ in large characters, followed by several

isolated words, denoting the strength of a brigade, the number of guns

in a battery, the depth of a fosse, the height of a parapet, and such

like. These were usually followed by a flourish of the pen, or sometimes

by the word ‘Bom.,’ which singular monosyllable always occurred at the

foot of the pages.

‘Well, have you caught the key to the cipher?’ said he, after a pause.

‘Not quite, sir,’ said I, pondering; ‘I can perceive that the chief

facts stand prominently forward, in a fair round hand; I can also guess

that the flourishes may be spaces left for detail; but this word “Bom.”

puzzles me completely.’

‘Quite correct, as to the first part,’ said he approvingly; ‘and as to

the mysterious monosyllable, it is nothing more than an abbreviation for

“Bombaste,” which is always to be done to the taste of each particular

commanding officer.’

‘I perceive, sir,’ said I quickly; ‘like the wadding of a gun, which may

increase the loudness, but never affect the strength of the shot.’

‘Precisely, Tiernay; you have hit it exactly. Now I hope that, with a

little practice, you may be able to acquit yourself respectably in this

walk; and now to begin our skeleton. Turn over to a fresh page, and

write as I dictate to you.’

So saying, he filled his pipe and lighted it, and disposing his limbs in

an attitude of perfect ease, he began:--

‘“8th Thermidor, midnight--twelve battalions, and two batteries

of field--boats and rafts--Eslar Island--stockades--eight

guns--Swabian infantry--sharp firing, and a flourish--strong

current--flourish--detachment of the 28th carried down--‘Bom.

‘“Let me see it now--all right--nothing could be better--proceed. “The

10th, 45th, and 48th landing together--more firing--flourish--first gun

captured--Bom.--bayonet charges--Bom. Bom.--three guns taken--Bom. Bom.

Bom.--Swabs in retreat--flourish. The bridge eighty toises in length--

flanking fire--heavy loss--flourish.”’

‘You go a little too fast, _mon capitaine_,’ said I, for a sudden bright

thought just flashed across me.

‘Very well,’ said he, shaking the ashes of his pipe out upon the rock,

‘I’ll take my doze, and you may awaken me when you’ve filled in those

details--it will be a very fair exercise for you’; and with this he

threw his handkerchief over his face, and without any other preparation

was soon fast asleep.

I own that, if I had not been a spectator of the action, it would have

been very difficult, if not impossible, for me to draw up anything like

a narrative of it from the meagre details of the captain’s note-book.

My personal observations, however, assisted by an easy imagination,

suggested quite enough to make at least a plausible story, and I wrote

away without impediment and halt till I came to that part of the action

in which the retreat over the bridge commenced. There I stopped. Was I

to remain satisfied with such a crude and one-sided explanation as

the notebook afforded, and merely say that the retreating forces were

harassed by a strong flank fire from our batteries? Was I to omit the

whole of the great incident, the occupation of the ‘Fels Insel,’ and the

damaging discharges of grape and round shot which plunged through the

crowded ranks, and ultimately destroyed the bridge? Could I--to use

the phrase so popular--could I, in the ‘interests of truth,’ forget the

brilliant achievement of a gallant band of heroes who, led on by a young

hussar of the 9th, threw themselves into the ‘Fels Insel,’ routed

the garrison, captured the artillery, and directing its fire upon the

retiring enemy, contributed most essentially to the victory. Ought I,

in a word, to suffer a name so associated with a glorious action to sink

into oblivion? Should Maurice Tiernay be lost to fame out of any neglect

or false shame on my part? Forbid it all truth and justice! cried I, as

I set myself down to relate the whole adventure most circumstantially.

Looking up from time to time at my officer, who slept soundly, I

suffered myself to dilate upon a theme in which somehow I felt a more

than ordinary degree of interest. The more I dwelt upon the incident,

the more brilliant and striking did it seem like the appetite,

which the proverb tells us comes by eating, my enthusiasm grew under

indulgence, so that, had a little more time been granted me, I verily

believe I should have forgotten Moreau altogether, and coupled only

Maurice Tiernay with the passage of the Rhine, and the capture of the

fortress of Kehl. Fortunately, Captain Discau awoke, and cut short my

historic recollections by asking me how much I had done, and telling me

to read it aloud to him.

I accordingly began to read my narrative slowly and deliberately,

thereby giving myself time to think what I should best do when I came to

that part which became purely personal To omit it altogether would have

been dangerous, as the slightest glance at the mass of writing would

have shown the deception. There was, then, nothing left, but to invent

at the moment another version, in which Maurice Tiernay never occurred,

and the incident of the ‘Fels Insel’ should figure as unobtrusively as

possible. I was always a better improvisatore than amanuensis; so that

without a moment’s loss of time I fashioned a new and very different

narrative, and detailing the battle tolerably accurately, minus the

share my own heroism had taken in it. The captain made a few, a very

few corrections of my style, in which the ‘flourish’ and ‘bom.’ figured,

perhaps, too conspicuously; and then told me frankly, that once upon a

time he had been fool enough to give himself great trouble in framing

these kind of reports, but that having served for a short period in the

‘bureau’ of the minister of war, he had learned better--‘In fact,’ said

he, ‘a district report is never read! Some hundreds of them reach

the office of the minister every day, and are safely deposited in the

“archives” of the department. They have all, besides, such a family

resemblance, that with a few changes in the name of the commanding

officer, any battle in the Netherlands would do equally well for one

fought beyond the Alps! Since I became acquainted with this fact,

Tiernay, I have bestowed less pains upon the matter, and usually deputed

the task to some smart orderly of the staff.’

So, thought I, I have been writing history for nothing; and Maurice

Tiernay, the real hero of the passage of the Rhine, will be unrecorded

and unremembered, just for want of one honest and impartial scribe

to transmit his name to posterity. The reflection was not a very

encouraging one; nor did it serve to lighten the toil in which I passed

many weary hours, copying out my own precious manuscript. Again and

again during that night did I wonder at my own diffuseness--again and

again did I curse the prolix accuracy of a description that cost such

labour to reiterate. It was like a species of poetical justice on me

for my own amplifications; and when the day broke, and I still sat at my

table writing on, at the third copy of this precious document, I vowed a

vow of brevity, should I ever survive to indite similar compositions.

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