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And here is Billy Sunday, most conspicuous phenomenon of

Protestant Christianity at the beginning of the twentieth

century. For the benefit of posterity I explain that "Billy" is a

baseball player turned Evangelist, who has brought to the cause

of God the crowds and uproar of the diamond; also the commercial

spirit of America's most popular institution. He travels like a

circus, with all the press-agent work and newspaper hurrah; he

conducts what are called "revivals", in an enormous "tabernacle"

built especially for him in each city. I cannot better describe

the Billy Sunday circus than in the words of a certain Sidney C.

Tapp, who brought suit against the evangelist for $100,000

damages for the theft of the ideas of a book. Says Mr. Tapp in

his complaint:

The so-called religious awakening or "trail-hitting" is produced

by an appeal to the emotions and in stirring up the senses by a

combination of carrying the United States flag in one hand and

the Bible in the other, singing, trumpeting, organ playing,

garrulous and acrobatic feats of defendant, by defendant in his

talk leaping from the rostrum to the top of the pulpit, lying

prone on the floor of the rostrum on his stomach in the presence

of the vast audience and from thence into a pit to shake hands

with the so-called "trail-hitters" and the vulgar use of

plaintiff's thoughts contained in said books. Said harangues and

vulgarisms of said defendant and horns, drums, organs and singing

by said choir and vast audience which are assembled by means of

said newspaper advertisements for the purpose of inducing a habit

of free and copious flow of money through religious and patriotic

excitement produced by and through the vulgarisms, scurrility,

buffoonery, obscenity and profanity of defendant pretending to be

in the interest of the cause of religion through what he

denominates "hitting the trail", the real object being to induce

a religious frenzy and enthusiasm which he announces in advance

is to result in large audiences composed of thousands of people

generously contributing vast sums of money on the last day and

night of the so-called revival which is invariably appropriated

by the defendant and through which scheme and device defendant

has become enormously wealthy.

As I write, the evangelist is in Los Angeles, and twice each day

he holds forth to a crowd of ten or fifteen thousand; in addition

the newspapers print literally pages of his utterances. The

entire Protestant clergy for a score of miles around has been

hitched to his triumphal chariot, and driven captive through the

streets. Here in this dignified city of Pasadena, home of

millionaire brewers and chewing-gum kings, all the churches have

been plastered for weeks with cloth signs: "This Church is

Cooperating in the Sunday Campaign." To give a sample of the

intellectual level of the performance, here is what Billy has to

say about modern thought:

All this blasphemy against God and Jesus Christ, all this

sneering, highbrow, rotten, loathesome, higher criticism,

wriggling its dirty, filthy, stinking carcass out of a beer-mug

in Leipzig or Heidelberg!

Whether willingly or reluctantly, the preachers sit upon the

platform and smile while Billy thus slangs the devil; and being

themselves, poor fellows, at their wits end to draw the crowd,

they watch and see how he does it, and then return to their own

churches and try the same stunt; so the manners of the baseball

diamond spread like a contagion. I open my morning paper, and

find a picture of an intense-looking clerical gentleman, the Rev.

J. Whitcomb Brougher, pastor of the Baptist Temple. He is

discussing certain slanderous rumors which he has heard about

Billy Sunday, and he offers ten thousand dollars reward to anyone

who can prove these things; though, as he says,

The dirty, low-down, contemptible, weazen-brained,

impure-hearted, shrivelled-souled, gossipping devils do not

deserve to be noticed..... Scandal-mongers, gossip-lovers,

reputation-destroyers, hypocritical, black-hearted, green-eyed

slanderers..... Corrupt, devil-possessed, vile debauches.....

Immoral, sin-loving, vice-practicing, underhanded sneaks.....

Carrion-loving buzzards and foul-smelling skunks.

You will be prepared after this to hear that when the Socialists

were near to carrying Los Angeles, this clergyman preached a

sermon in support of the candidate of "Booze, Gas and Railroads".

In so far as Billy Sunday is trying to keep the neglected youth

of our streets from drinking, gambling and whoring, no one could

wish him anything but success; but his besotted ignorance, his

childish crudity of mind, make it impossible that he could have

any success except of a delusive nature. He is utterly devoid of

a social sense; utterly unaware of the existence of the forces of

capitalism which are causing depravity ten times as fast as all

the evangelists in creation can remedy it. So he is precisely

like the Catholics with their "charity", cleaning up loathsome

and unsightly messes for a thousand years, and never stopping to

ask why such messes continue to come into existence.

More than that, I question whether the spirit of commercialism

which he fosters does not help the development of evil more than

his preaching hinders it. The newspapers always report the cost

of the tabernacle, of the "free-will offering", which amounts to

hundreds of thousands of dollars in each "campaign", In each city

the expenses are guaranteed by men who are generally the most

sinister exploiting forces of the community; they welcome and

fete him, and he visits their homes, and is in every way one of

the crowd. After the big strike in Paterson, N. J., the

employers, Jews and Catholics included, all subscribed a fund to

bring Billy Sunday to that city; and it was freely proclaimed

that the purpose was to undermine the radical union movement.

This was never denied by Sunday himself, and his whole campaign

was conducted on that basis.

Later Billy came to New York, where he met a certain rich young

man, perhaps a thousand times as rich as any that lived in

Palestine. This young man came to Billy and said: "What shall I

do to inherit eternal life?" And Billy told him to keep the

commandments--"Do not commit adultery, Do not kill, Do not steal,

Do not bear false witness, Honor thy father and thy mother." The

young man answered; "All these have I kept from my youth up." And

Billy said: "Yet lackest thou one thing; sell all that thou hast

and distribute unto the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in

heaven; and come follow me." And when he heard this he was very

sorrowful, for he was very rich.

--No, I have got the story mixed up. That is what happened in

Palestine. What happened in New York is that Billy said, "I am

delighted to meet you, Mr. Rockefeller." And Mr. Rockefeller

said, "Come be my guest at my palace in the Pocantico Hills; and

then we will go together and you may preach submission to my

wage-slaves in the oil-factories at Bayonne and elsewhere." And

Billy went to the palace, and went and preached to the

wage-slaves, telling them to beware the "stinking Socialists",

and to concentrate their attention on the saving of their souls;

so the rich young man was delighted, and he sent for all the

newspaper reporters to come to his office at 26 Broadway, and

told them what a great and useful man Billy Sunday is. As the New

York "Times" tells about it:

Mr. Rockefeller seldom gives interviews and certainly he has

never been charged with having an excess of verbally expressed

enthusiasm on any subject. But he talked for an hour and a half

about the evangelist. He was full of the subject of Billy Sunday.

"Billy did New York a lot of good," he said. He went on to tell

of 187 meetings held in 100 different factories, attended by

50,000 men. "That's good work." And he expressed his satisfaction

with Sunday's theology: "He believes the Bible from cover to

cover and that is good enough for me." The Sunday campaign had

cost $200,000, and "If it had stopped here, if it was not kept

up, it would be poor business; a poor dividend on the $200,000

and the work invested. But we expect to get dividends in the next

year."

Again you note the symbolism of the counting-house!

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