CHAPTER VI.

More Grumbling--Sailing Orders: Hurra!--A Trial of Patience--Sail from

Hong-Kong for Shanghai--Beating past Formosa--Danger ahead--’Bout

Ship--An anxious Moment--The Danger escaped--Woosung--Anchor

at Shanghai--The Nobs--Life in the Streets--Coolie

Jams--Sedan-bearers’ Salutes--Shops and Shopkeepers--Buddhist

Temple--The Worshippers--Ogling and carving--Divination by

Sticks--Big Ear and Big Eye--Yankee Rowdies--Broken Heads--Hot

Weather--Patience rewarded--A Parcel from Home--An Alarm--Attempt

at Murder--Feeders on Christians--You English one Rogue--Fern

Tea--Carrion Food--A Rat Scramble--Sea Spawn--Chinese and English

Landscapes--Chinese Painters and Pile-drivers--Fourth of July--Dogs

and Sailors classed together--A Warning to Old Ugly--Funeral Rites.

January 1st, 1858.--My entry in the journal for the day runs thus:

“Here we are, still in the river, grumbling at long delay, and wanting

to be sent out of it.” Nothing of importance happened, and we filled

up our time with ordinary duty and more growling till the 14th of

February, when we received orders to go to Shanghai, and all were very

glad at the prospect of a change; for my part, I was positively happy

in expectation of soon again dancing upon blue water.

So we left the river for Hong-Kong, where we arrived about the time

of the mail from England, and soon got our letters. Mine informed me

that a young lieutenant of the _Sanspareil_ had kindly brought me out

a parcel, and I asked leave to go and fetch it, but was refused as we

were under sailing orders, and I had to exercise patience and hope

for the best. We sailed from Hong-Kong on the 10th of March; it was

nasty dirty weather, and the north-west monsoon was blowing dead in

our teeth. On the 14th we were beating to windward of the Island of

Formosa; in tacking we stood close in shore, which presented a fine

appearance, being bold and high; in some parts woodland and heath, deep

valleys and swelling plains. The water is very deep close in shore; but

we saw no good harbours. On the 16th we were bowling along handsomely,

the weather being squally, and thick and hazy, hiding from us a small

island which we expected to weather, when a startling incident took

place. Bow look-outs had been placed about a quarter of an hour, when

the man to the starboard sang out in hurry and alarm, “Land on the

starboard bow, close aboard.” The mist had partially cleared away,

suddenly revealing to us a rock about two cables’ length distant; its

craggy sides looming fearfully grim through the yet misty offing. This

danger, startling as it was, was met coolly and promptly as soon as

discovered; the first-luff sprang upon the netting, and with a decisive

energy equal to the emergency, delivered his orders, which, however,

the seamen hardly needed. “’Bout ship,” and “ease off head sheets,”

“haul over the boom,” and “ready, ho!” followed in quick succession.

Then a profound silence, while all gazed anxiously at the motion of

the ship as with the helm ‘hard over,’ she fell off rapidly. Then was

thundered out “Mainsail haul,” and all the after-yards were swung and

braced up on the opposite tack. The topsail and huge mainsail flapped

and shivered for a moment, one of intense anxiety, and then--what a

relief--bellied out bravely to the breeze. On looking astern, we saw

the rock close to us, rising high and threatening, and a caldron of

waves boiling and surging at its base. But attend! “Haul of all!”

resounded along the deck; we swung and braced up the head yards, hauled

the bowlines, and dashed away from the danger so mercifully escaped. A

few moments more and our gallant corvette would have been a wreck, and

our fate would not have been recorded in these pages.

On the seventeenth day after leaving Hong-Kong we arrived at Woosung,

and steamed up the river to Shanghai, and our anchor was soon down in

the soft, thick, but firm mud of the dirty Chinese stream.

The city stands on the east bank. In the English quarter the houses are

large and well built, streets clean and decent, with a fair proportion

of shops, native as well as European. The river is about half a mile

wide; along the bank runs the Bund, a broad terrace, on which, backed

by the houses, is a smooth road, and plenty of room for passengers.

Here, in the cool of the evening, the “nobs” of Shanghai, as we used

to call them, used to drive or walk, and create a fashionable bustle.

The residences of the consuls, built after European fashion, are

fine large buildings, and more like palaces than private dwellings.

The Chinese city lies more to the east, and is a large, busy, dirty,

and uncomfortable place. It has four massive gateways resembling a

tunnel built in the wall, which are closed every night. The streets

are so narrow that three persons can with difficulty walk abreast;

they are miserably ill-paved, and all kinds of filth being thrown

into them, the stench is fearful; there’s a precious sight more than

“two-and-seventy,” as old Archy said one day to me after a ramble

through the city.

There is plenty to see, and plenty to see you. Now a string of coolies

come trotting along with wood, fish, and vegetables, or some other such

universal commodity. Stand clear you must, or they will run over you,

so wishing the fellows anything but good luck, you jam yourself against

the wall and let them pass. You have but partially recovered from your

jam, and are looking in admiration at some fine delicate silk-work, and

wishing you had enough money to buy it, when bang comes against you

some high dignitary’s sedan-chair, carried by bearers in showy livery.

You probably salute the sternmost one with a kick for his rudeness,

and your vengeance is appeased. These bearers would sooner run against

you than sing out and warn you of their approach. And everywhere you

find the streets infested with beggars, who are quite as importunate

as the tribe in Ireland are, or used to be, begging from foreigner or

countryman alike.

The shops have no front, but are quite open, and the houses are

generally low, with only a single room above the shop, sometimes with a

low balcony outside, embellished with a variety of carving and varnish

so as to appear smart to the by-passer. The shops are made to serve

as eating and smoking rooms also, for the masters and their men are

often to be seen having their chow-chow on the counter, or falling

asleep behind it over their pipe of opium, which most of them smoke

to a degree perfectly astounding. The shopkeepers are mostly very

obsequious, and those of the same trade dwell together, so that here

we have a community of tea-dealers, whose neighbourhood is fragrant

with the smell of the refreshing herb; farther on, shoemakers, who

sit as our own do, but don’t make the same kind of shoe; farther yet

are booksellers, and opposite to us again a bevy of bankers. The

booksellers are the quietest and neatest traders, and no doubt they

keep on hand a large stock of the Life of Confucius: “Confuse-us,” as

our men called him.

I went, in the middle of the city, into a temple, and saw how they

worshipped and offered up to that venerable monstrosity--the effigy

of Buddha. The building was lofty, large, and gloomy, with a damp

brick floor, showed no signs of beauty, and was, moreover, full of

the sickly smell of Joss-stick incense. Joss himself was in the main

building abutting on the entrance; on a dais hung with crimson drapery

and enthroned in state. Numbers of worshippers were bowing down to him

with many genuflexions; a large fire was burning in a brazen vase, into

which the worshippers cast pieces of scented paper of an oval form.

But the total want of earnestness in the worshippers surprised me.

Here was a woman just before me on her knees, muttering and making a

motion it is true, but all the while ogling a young priest; and their

grins and soft looks were mutual. Yonder a young lad was praying away

very hard, but at the same time, carving something out of a piece of

wood with a knife. Some of the devotees had come to know the issue of

an expedition they were about to take; others to see if they could

venture on a voyage. Mothers came to solicit a male child as the first

one; and young damsels came to find husbands. The way they found out

all this was, by tossing up two sticks, and by the direction in which

they fell, or as they lay after their fall, so did the priest interpret

the failure or success of the undertaking. Sometimes the applicants,

not liking the construction the priests put upon it, had come to a

conclusion for themselves, and going before Joss, prostrated and

returned thanks, and went out of the temple seemingly satisfied. Bob

Brady, one of our party, after being silent a long time, said, “He’d be

hanged, though, if that didn’t lick him all together; he wondered where

they’d all go to some day.”

I saw many of them praying to a big-eared god, under the impression,

perhaps, that he could hear everything they said, and to another with

large eyes, with the notion that he could see all their faults; but I

should say they might spare themselves that trouble, for the one who

sees all surely ought to be able to hear all.

However, I liked my first ramble in a Chinese city, for we were not

allowed to ramble at Canton, and I was interested with the strangeness

and singularity of the place and the people, with only one drawback,

that of having to keep my handkerchief pretty constantly to my nose to

intercept the dreadful smells.

Just as I was coming down the pier to get a boat and to go on board,

I was witness to an affray between American men-of-war’s men and

certain Chinese boatmen. These Yankees, with their usual bombast

and swagger, had interfered with and ill-treated the Chinamen, who,

being roused, made common cause against the enemy, and rushed to the

scene of contention armed with long bamboos, which they used freely

on Jonathan’s head; the seamen were soon surrounded by numbers, and

though they made a mad defence, two of their party were left bleeding

and stunned upon the Bund, while the others fled into sanpans near the

pier and there tried to mollify their opponents. At first the enraged

Celestials would come to no terms; and again made show of another

assault; but for some reason their mob diminished, they gave up the

contest, and the crestfallen Minnesotas were allowed to land and carry

away their wounded from the inglorious battle-field.

May, the month of sweet-blossoming hedgerows where English breezes

blow, brought us beautiful but intensely hot weather; thermometer 114°,

which compelled us to stretch our double awnings. Often all day a nice

cool breeze came up the river, softening the intense heat, and making

the smoking stream look like molten lava in rapid motion.

By the first mail which followed us to Shanghai I got my parcel; the

young lieutenant having taken the trouble to forward it; for which

kindness I here present him my thanks. I cut the string eagerly, and

was delighted on turning out what lay underneath: English books, and

all from home: there were _Airy’s Astronomical Lectures_, _The House

with the Seven Gables_, and other works of pleasant reading. Many a

weary hour did they beguile! I read some of them to messmates and

shipmates, and after a time they got well thumbed by frequent lending.

One night we were all turned in, and lying comfortably about the

main-deck under the awning, when the silence was rudely broken and

the sleepers were awakened by the shrill pipe and rough voice of the

boatswain’s mate: “’Way there, launchers; hurry up, now, hurry up!

Bring your cutlasses with you!” We all started up to see what was the

matter, when we learned there had been an attempt to murder on board

a Dutch merchant ship lying just ahead of us. Our launch brought the

culprit on board and his intended victim, whose throat was bleeding

profusely from a cut not very deep, but awkward and painful. One or

two more of the crew also came with their comrades. I couldn’t help

laughing at the wounded man’s narrative of the affair. He began in

imperfect English: “I vas lying in my bunk you know; it vas in de

middle of de night, when I see de door of de galley open; and a man

poke his head in and say, Who are you? I am cook, I say! Den he say

again, Cook, I was kill you. I say, Oh no; no kill me, kill pig; when

he cut me vit de long knife and I roop out and you English man-o’-war

hear!” One of the other men said, “He was hear noise and cook sing out

murder, and so he was yump off de yib-boom into yolly-boat in one yump,

and come to de man-o’-war.” There being no Dutch consul in Shanghai,

the murderous fellow was sent to Hong-Kong.

The weather grew hotter and hotter: the only relief we got was in

the cool of the evening; but with this relief we had the annoyance

of mosquitoes. As you lie comfortably with the faint breeze fanning

your heated brow, one comes buzzing about your ear, and presently you

are assailed by millions, which dart upon the feet and ankles. You

get up and walk about, thinking that during your absence the tiny

tormentors may have cleared out; but no! You return and find them just

as voracious and numerous as ever. And so it continues in one unceasing

battle against the swarming foe; till quite wearied and exasperated,

you fall into uneasy slumber. “Well, Bill, how d’ye fare?” “Oh!” slap,

slap; “bless the mosquitys, you know what I mean, they’ll eat a fellow

alive.” “Yes! and what pauls me, they won’t touch the Long-tails; but

don’t they feed on Christians! Why, they walked off with the slack of

my blanket last night.”

The _Antelope_ steamer came in to-day from the North, bringing the

news that a treaty had been signed between France and England and his

Celestial Majesty, by which the entire seaboard was to be opened to

foreigners, and an indemnity paid to the allies. This is what puzzles

the Chinese mightily. “You makee bobbery up Pekin,” they say; “you

makee take city, all same rebels; you piecey soldier makee stop Canton,

by’m by you go! Chinaman have pay you plenty dollar. This no right me

thinkee; no ploper. You English one rogue; you no speakee true.”

In my rambles about the city I saw the process of tea-drying and

sorting by men, women, and children, just as I had read about it in

books at home. I saw them also doctoring tea which had been damaged by

water. Many of the poor people, unable to buy, or not caring for tea,

use an infusion of a large broad-leafed fern; it has a bitter taste and

is extremely yellow in colour, and they appear surprised that you do

not appreciate its goodness as well as themselves.

In passing through Chinese streets, you meet with such abominations in

the shape of food as would suffice to overturn the soundest or coarsest

of nautical stomachs: stewed cats, rats, and young puppies are in

great demand; and you may see urchins and old men ogling a string of

stewed or roasted rats, a boiled mess of toads, or a finely-browned

young puppy, with watery mouths and wistful eyes; and here another

fellow at the corner will be trying to cheapen a mess of fish-spawn,

dirt and all.

Rat seems to be an especial treat, for let the cabin-boy of a European

ship hold up a captured rat above the bulwarks, and immediately there

is a rush and scramble from all the tea-lighters alongside; each man

striving to be first to grab the coveted game.

Pork seems to be an especially favourite article of food; and you

may see all sorts of nasty-looking doughy cakes, and dough made from

rice-flour, sold hot in vast quantities.

Another disgusting mess, and one which the common people eat with great

relish, is a medley of small sea-slugs and snails and weedy-looking

things, all put together and thrown into a large deep earthenware

jar, where they remain in salt water till they smell strongly, when I

suppose they are good eating. I noticed at Lucong that the people ate

large quantities of this.

I have not said anything yet about the scenery of Shanghai, so I may

as well begin. The country is one dead plain, sparsely ornamented with

willows and fine low leafy trees; every available inch of ground, as

it were, is tilled, the very footpaths being exceedingly narrow. Near

Woosung, on the south bank of the river, the country is well wooded and

finely cultivated, paddy and rye-fields stretching away on each side;

but there is still the same vast level.

The Chinese scenery, so far as I saw, is very different from English:

there are no fine, deep, luxuriant valleys, no lofty and large clumps

of trees; but uncultivated land is rare, except in hilly districts,

and the country is like an endless, well-cultivated garden. The

hedgerows and the pastoral sheep, the richly-laden orchards, the fine

old hoary monarchs of the forest, the babbling and sparkling wayside

brook, affording music and refreshment to the traveller--and, above

all, the wonder-speaking flowers in every nook and corner such as we

are accustomed to at home--are wanting in China; where, as it seems to

me, the leading features are level fields and barren hilly wastes as

burial-grounds.

One day some native painters came on board to re-decorate our capstan:

their pots were much the same as those used by our own painters, but

in their tools and methods they were very different. All their tools

are small and flat, somewhat like a grainer’s brush, and take up but

a small quantity of paint, consequently the workmen dip frequently.

The colour was pretty well mixed, and Johnny showed himself an adept

at thinning with turpentine. The ‘dryers,’ or what I took to be such,

was a pale liquid without smell, but which has a cold feeling; this

mixed freely with the paint causes it to dry quickly. But if all the

Celestial workmen are as slow as the party I am describing, they do

their best to carry out their own precept, which exhorts them to put

off whatever they can till to-morrow; allow them to take their own time

and you get your work done well; but hurry them with repeated “Chop!

chop! Johnny!” and you may as well whistle for rude Boreas.

The same applies to labourers on shore. I watched a party who were

pile-driving, using for that purpose a big ram, to which they all

tailed on. Then the leader commenced a song of which “Yah” was the

general burden; with the word “Yah,” down went the ponderous ram,

and the stake was driven in a little bit; and the song went on till

“Yah” came round again, about ten minutes distant from the first

“Yah,” so that you couldn’t exactly apply the term “hard-working”

to those fellows. But some of the coolies who carry the tea from

the warehouses to the piers work very hard; one of these men thinks

nothing of carrying six chests of tea on his bamboo yoke. I saw two of

them carrying a 90-gallon cask of rum from the store, and they didn’t

make a bit of fuss about it. These men, too, have a habit of uttering

musically as they trot along with a heavy load, keeping step with one

another, the phrase “A ugh,” “A ugh,” and as each one intones it in

turn, it sounds very pleasing.

But while I am talking about all this, the 4th of July overtook

us. We fired a royal salute and dressed ship in honour of Brother

Jonathan. The skippers of the American ships in port made a present of

two bottles of stout to each one of our ship’s company, in which we

cordially drank success to the republicans. In the evening there was

a great firing of cannon from the merchant shipping, and the Yankee

consulate was brightly illuminated.

Talking about Yankees, there’s a precious lot of them in Shanghai;

they live by trading, keeping grog-shops, boarding-houses, and by

‘beach-combing,’ which, in their own phrase, means loafing about on

shore. Once while passing the Yankee Presbyterian chapel in their own

part of the settlement, seeing the door open, I was about to satisfy

my curiosity, and take a peep at the interior, when a placard caught

my eye, “DOGS AND SAILORS NOT ADMITTED;” so I passed on, wondering to

myself whether the fellow who planned it looked like a wise man or not.

The same notice appears on the door-posts of their sporting houses.

In one of my rambles, I came suddenly upon a crowd of natives, chiefly

of the working classes, and being desirous to ascertain the cause of

the gathering, I went up to them, and found a party busily digging

up a body, which they carefully handled, but not so carefully as to

prevent its falling in pieces. These pieces were collected and placed

in a new coffin at the head of the grave, together with a new suit of

clothes and a hat, for the deceased to make a respectable appearance

elsewhere, I presume. At the foot of the grave six wax tapers were kept

burning as an offering to Joss, while every few moments they discharged

a volley of crackers, and lighted Joss-papers to keep Old Ugly at bay.

I afterwards learned that people were in the habit (if not able to

pay for a funeral) of burying the dead in some convenient place, and

after a sufficient sum had been raised by a little extra industry, or

by a little less opium and samshu, the body was dug up and placed in

a coffin, as before stated, and buried in some proper spot. A little

thatched or tiled house is built over the grave, according to the means

of the surviving relatives.

The graves of the rich are built of stone, something like a horse-shoe

in shape, neatly carved, and exhibiting pretty good workmanship; a

chamber is dug in the hill-side for the coffin, and the entrance is

ornamented by this stone-work, and closed by a stone door. When a body

is interred, it is brought in procession, as described in a former

chapter, to the grave, and after various ceremonies the body is placed

in the chamber, the food placed by its side, the door is closed and

a seal put upon it, not to be disturbed till the annual season comes

round for repeating the memorial rites.

This annual visiting the tombs is, I believe, looked forward to for

a long time by both old and young; and as the day approaches, great

preparations are made in the shape of pastiles, sweetmeats, bunches

of flowers--real and artificial--evergreens, and so forth. Upon the

day, the hill-sides leading to the tombs are alive, as it were, with

groups of devotees, come after a year’s absence to show their unabated

veneration for the dead. The door of the tomb is opened, the chamber is

swept out and garnished with flowers, and a fresh supply of sweetmeats

placed by the coffin; then offerings are made, the friends gaze once

more upon their beloved dead, the door is again closed and sealed, and

the body is left to its long repose. Upon leaving the tomb, crackers

innumerable are let off, and lighted pieces of paper flung for the

purpose before mentioned.

The poor people make no display in their interments, but bury their

dead in their gardens and fields. The river population, and those

living on the banks, seem to have no regard for their dead at all. I

think they must be devoid of natural feeling, or, perhaps, poverty

pressing grievously upon them makes them callous, for in the waters

round about Canton, Shanghai, Whampoa, floating dead bodies are quite

common--it is loathsome to see so many; sometimes, also, bodies are

swathed in mats and laid on the banks of the stream, in solitary places

or in lonesome creeks clear of the tide. At night, little corpse-lights

are placed at the head and foot; the solitary watcher, faintly visible

by the dim light, keeping them replenished till daybreak.

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