CHAPTER IX

HEALTH WORRIES

There is an army, whose numbers are legion, who worry about their

health and that of the members of their family. What with the doctors

scaring the life out of them with the germ theory, seeking to obtain

legislation to vaccinate them, examine their children nude in school,

take out their tonsils, appendices, and other internal organs, inject

serums into them for this, that, and the other, and requiring them to

observe a score and one maxims which they do not understand, there

is no wonder they are worried. Then when one considers the army of

physicians who feel it to be their duty to write of sickness for the

benefit of the people, who give detailed symptoms of every disease

known; and of the larger army of quacks who deliberately live and

fatten themselves upon the worries they can create in the minds of

the ignorant, the vicious and the diseased; of the patent-medicine

manufacturers, who spend millions of dollars annually in scaring

people into the use of their nostrums--none of which are worth the

cost of the paper with which they are wrapped up--is there any wonder

that people, who are not trained to think, should be worried. Worries

meet them on every hand, at every corner. Do they feel an ache or

a pain? According to such a doctor, or such a patent-medicine

advertisement, that is a dangerous symptom which must be checked at

once or the most fearful results will ensue.

Then there are the naturopaths, physicultopaths, gymnastopaths,

hygienists, raw food advocates, and a thousand and one other

notionists, who give advice as to what, when, and how you shall

eat. Horace Fletcher insists that food be chewed until it is liquid;

another authority says, "Bosh!" to this and asks you to look at the

dog who bolts his meat and is still healthy, vigorous and strong. The

raw food advocate assures you that the only good food is uncooked, and

that you take out this, that, and the other by cooking, all of which

are essential to the welfare of the body. Between these _natural

authorities_ and the _medical authorities_, there is a great deal of

warfare going on all the time, and the layman knows not wherein true

safety lies. Is it any wonder that he is worried.

Many members of the medical profession and the drug-stores have

themselves to thank for this state of perpetual worriment and mental

unrest. They inculcated, nurtured, and fostered a colossal ignorance

in regard to the needs of the body, and a tremendous dread and blind

fear of everything that seems the slightest degree removed from the

everyday normal. They have persistently taught those who rely upon

them that the only safe and wise procedure is to rush immediately to

a physician upon the first sign of anything even slightly out of the

ordinary. Then, with wise looks, mysterious words, strange symbols,

and loathsome decoctions, they have sent their victims home to imagine

that some marvelous wonder work will follow the swallowing of their

abominable mixtures instead of frankly and honestly telling their

consultants that their fever was caused by overeating, by too late

hours, by dancing in an ill-ventilated room, by too great application

to business, by too many cocktails, or too much tobacco smoking.

The results are many and disastrous. People become confirmed

"worriers" about their health. On the slightest suspicion of an

ache or a pain, they rush to the doctor or the drug-store for a

prescription, a dose, a powder, a potion, or a pill. The telephone is

kept in constant operation about trivialities, and every month a bill

of greater or lesser extent has to be paid.

While I do not wish to deprecate the calling in of a physician in any

serious case, by those who deem it advisable, I do condemn as absurd,

unnecessary, and foolish in the highest degree, this perpetual worry

about trivial symptoms of health. Every truthful physician will

frankly tell you--if you ask him--that worrying is often the worst

part of the trouble; in other words, that if you never did a thing

in these cases that distress you, but would quit your worrying, the

discomfort would generally disappear of its own accord.

One result of this kind of worry is that it genders a nervousness

that unnecessarily calls up to the mind pictures of a large variety

of possible dangers. Who has not met with this nervous species of

worrier?

The train enters a tunnel: "What an awful place for a wreck!" Or it is

climbing a mountain grade with a deep precipice on one side: "My, if

we were to swing off this grade!" I have heard scores of people, who,

on riding up the Great Cable Incline of the Mount Lowe Railway, have

exclaimed: "What would become of us if this cable were to break?" and

they were apparently people of reason and intelligence. The fact is,

the cable is so strong and heavy that with two cars crowded to the

utmost, their united weight is insufficient to stretch the cable

tight, let alone putting any strain upon it sufficient to break it.

And most nervous worries are as baseless as this.

"Yet," says some apologist for worries, "accidents do happen. Look

at the _Eastland_ in Chicago, and the loss of the _Titanic_. Railways

have wrecks, collisions, and accidents. Horses do run away. Dogs do

bite. People do become sick!"

Granted without debate or discussion. But if everybody on board the

wrecked vessels had worried for six months beforehand, would their

worries have prevented the wrecks? Mind you, I say worry, not proper

precaution. The shipping authorities, all railway officials and

employees, etc., should be as alert as possible to guard against all

accidents. But this can be done without one moment's worry on the part

of a solitary human being, and care is as different from worry as gold

is from dross, coal from ashes. By all means, take due precautions;

study to avoid the possibility of accidents, but do not give worry a

place in your mind for a moment.

A twin brother to this health-worrier is the nervous type, who is

sure that every dog loose on the streets is going to bite; every horse

driven behind is surely going to run away; every chauffeur is

either reckless, drunk, or sure to run into a telegraph pole, have

a collision with another car, overturn his car at the corner, or run

down the crossing pedestrian; every loitering person is a tramp, who

is a burglar in disguise; every stranger is an enemy, or at least must

be regarded with suspicion. Such worriers always seem to prefer to

look on the dark side of the unknown rather than on the bright side.

"Think no evil!" is good philosophy to apply to everything, as well as

genuine religion--when put into practice. The world is in the control

of the Powers of Good, and these seek our good, not our disaster. Have

faith in the goodness of the powers that be, and work and live to help

make your faith true. The man who sees evil where none exists, will do

more to call it into existence than he imagines, and equally true, or

even more so, is the converse, that he who sees good where none seems

to exist, will call it forth, bring it to the surface.

The teacher, who imagines that all children are mean and are merely

waiting for a chance to exercise that meanness, will soon justify his

suspicions and the children will become what he imagines them to be.

Yet such a teacher often little realizes that it has been his own

wicked fears and worries that helped--to put it mildly--the evil

assert itself.

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