GOSSIP IN A LIBRARY

There were no books in Eden, and there will be none in heaven; but

between times--and it is of those I speak--it is otherwise. Mr. Thomas

Greenwood, in a most meritorious work on Public Libraries, supplies

figures which show that, without counting pamphlets (which are books

gone wrong) or manuscripts (which are books _in terrorem_), there are

at this present moment upwards of 71,000,000 printed books in bindings

in the several public libraries of Europe and America. To estimate

the number and extent of private libraries in those countries is

impossible. In many large houses there are no books at all--which is

to make ignorance visible; whilst in many small houses there are, or

seem to be, nothing else--which is to make knowledge inconvenient; yet

as there are upwards of 280,000,000 of inhabitants of Europe and

America, I cannot greatly err if a passion for round numbers drives me

to the assertion that there are at least 300,000,000 books in these

countries, not counting bibles and prayer-books. It is a poor show!

Russia is greatly to blame, her European population of 88,000,000

being so badly provided for that it brings down the average. Were

Russia left out in the cold, we might, were our books to be divided

amongst our population _per capita_, rely upon having two volumes

apiece. This would not afford Mr. Gosse (the title of one of whose

books I have stolen) much material for gossip, particularly as his two

books might easily chance to be duplicates. There are no habits of man

more alien to the doctrine of the Communist than those of the

collector, and there is no collector, not even that basest of them

all, the Belial of his tribe, the man who collects money, whose love

of private property is intenser, whose sense of the joys of ownership

is keener than the book-collector's. Mr. William Morris once hinted at

a good time coming, when at almost every street corner there would be

a public library, where beautiful and rare books will be kept for

citizens to examine. The citizen will first wash his hands in a

parochial basin, and then dry them on a parochial towel, after which

ritual he will walk in and stand _en queue_ until it comes to be his

turn to feast his eye upon some triumph of modern or some miracle of

old typography. He will then return to a bookless home proud and

satisfied, tasting of the joy that is in widest commonalty spread.

Alas! he will do nothing of the kind, not, at least, if he is one of

those in whom the old Adam of the bookstalls still breathes. A public

library must always be an abomination. To enjoy a book, you must own

it. 'John Jones his book,' that is the best bookplate. I have never

admired the much-talked-of bookplate of Grolier, which, in addition to

his own name, bore the ridiculous advice _Et Amicorum_. Fudge! There

is no evidence that Grolier ever lent any man a book with his plate

in it. His collection was dispersed after his death, and then

sentimentalists fell a-weeping over his supposed generosity. It would

be as reasonable to commend the hospitality of a dead man because you

found amongst his papers a vast number of unposted invitations to

dinner upon a date he long outlived. Sentiment is seldom in place, but

on a bookplate it is peculiarly odious. To paste in each book an

invitation to steal it, as Grolier seems to have done, is foolish; but

so also is it to invoke, as some book-plates do, curses upon the heads

of all subsequent possessors--as if any man who wanted to add a volume

to his collection would be deterred by such braggadocio. But this is a

digression. Public libraries can never satisfy the longings of

book-collectors any more than can the private libraries of other

people. Whoever really cared a snap of his fingers for the contents of

another man's library, unless he is known to be dying? It is a

humorous spectacle to watch one book-collector exhibiting his stores

to another. If the owner is a gentleman, as he usually is, he affects

indifference--'A poor thing,' he seems to say, 'yet mine own'; whilst

the visitor, if human, as he always is, exhibits disgust. If the

volume proffered for the visitor's examination is a genuine rarity,

not in his own collection, he surlily inquires how it was come by;

whilst if it is no great thing, he testily expresses his astonishment

it should be thought worth keeping, and this although he has the very

same edition at home.

On the other hand, though actual visits to other men's libraries

rarely seem to give pleasure, the perusal of the catalogues of such

libraries has always been a favourite pastime of collectors; but this

can be accounted for without in any way aspersing the truth of the

general statement that the only books a lover of them takes pleasure

in are his own.

Mr. Gosse's recent volume, _Gossip in a Library_, is a very pleasing

example of the pleasure taken by a book-hunter in his own books. Just

as some men and more women assume your interest in the contents of

their nurseries, so Mr. Gosse seeks to win our ears as he talks to us

about some of the books on his shelves. He has secured my willing

attention, and is not likely to be disappointed of a considerable

audience.

We live in vocal times, when small birds make melody on every bough.

The old book-collectors were a taciturn race--the Bindleys, the

Sykeses, the Hebers. They made their vast collections in silence;

their own tastes, fancies, predilections, they concealed. They never

gossiped of their libraries; their names are only preserved to us by

the prices given for their books after their deaths. Bindley's copy

fetched £3 10s., Sykes' £4 15s. Thus is the buyer of to-day tempted to

his doom, forgetful of the fact that these great names are only quoted

when the prices realized at their sales were less than those now

demanded.

But solacing as is the thought of those grave, silent times,

indisposed as one often is for the chirpy familiarities of this

present, it is, or it ought to be, a pious, and therefore pleasant,

reflection that there never was a time when more people found delight

in book-hunting, or were more willing to pay for and read about their

pastime than now.

Rich people may, no doubt, still be met with who think it a serious

matter to buy a book if it cost more than 3s. 9d. It was recently

alleged in an affidavit made by a doctor in lunacy that for a

well-to-do bachelor to go into the Strand, and in the course of the

same morning spend £5 in the purchase of 'old books,' was a ground for

belief in his insanity and for locking him up. These, however, are but

vagaries, for it is certain that the number of people who will read a

book like Mr. Gosse's steadily increases. This is its justification,

and it is a complete one. It can never be wrong to give pleasure. To

talk about books is better than to read about them, but, as a matter

of hard fact, the opportunities life affords of talking about books

are very few. The mood and the company seldom coincide; when they do,

it is delightful, but they seldom do.

Mr. Gosse's book ought not to be read in a fierce, nagging spirit

which demands, What is the good of this? or, Who cares for that? His

talk, it must be admitted, is not of masterpieces. The books he takes

down are--in some instances, at all events--sad trash. Smart's poems,

for example, in an edition of 1752, which does not contain the

'David,' is not a book which, viewed baldly and by itself, can be

honestly described as worth reading. This remark is not prompted by

jealousy, for I have the book myself, and seldom fail to find the list

of subscribers interesting, for, among many other famous names, it

contains those of 'Mr. Gray, Peter's College, Cambridge,' 'Mr. Samuel

Richardson, editor of _Clarissa_, two books,' and 'Mr. Voltaire,

Historiographer of France.' There are various Johnsons among the

subscribers, but not Samuel, who apparently would liefer pray with Kit

Smart than buy his poetry, thereby showing the doctor's usual piety

and good sense.[A]

[Footnote A: 'He insisted on people praying with him, and I'd as lief

pray with Kit Smart as with anyone else.']

Although the nagging spirit before referred to is to be deprecated, it

is sometimes amusing to lose your temper with your own hobby. If a

book-collector ever does this, he longs to silence whole libraries of

bad authors. ''Tis an inglorious acquist,' says Joseph Glanvill in his

famous _Vanity of Dogmatizing_--I quote from the first edition, 1661,

though the second is the rarer--'to have our heads or volumes laden as

were Cardinal Campeius his mules, with old and useless luggage.'

''Twas this vain idolizing of authors,' Glanvill had just before

observed, 'which gave birth to that silly vanity of _impertinent

citations_, and inducing authority in things neither requiring nor

deserving it.' In the same strain he proceeds, 'Methinks 'tis a

pitiful piece of knowledge that can be learnt from an _Index_ and a

poor ambition to be rich in the inventory of another's Treasure. To

boast a _Memory_ (the most that these pedants can aim at) is but an

humble ostentation. 'Tis better to own a Judgment, though but with a

_Curta Supellex_ of coherent notions, than a _Memory_ like a sepulchre

furnished with a load of broken and discarnate bones.' Thus far the

fascinating Glanvill, whose mode of putting things is powerful.

There are times when the contemplation of huge libraries wearies, and

when even the names of Bindley and Sykes fail to please. Dr. Johnson's

library sold at Christie's for £247 9s. Let those sneer who dare. It

was Johnson, not Bindley, who wrote the _Lives of the Poets_.

But, of course, no sensible man ever really quarrels with his hobby. A

little petulance every now and again variegates the monotony of

routine. Mr. Gosse tells us in his book that he cannot resist

Restoration comedies. The bulk of them he knows to be as bad as bad

can be. He admits they are not literature--whatever that may

mean--but he intends to go on collecting them all the same till the

inevitable hour when Death collects him. This is the true spirit;

herein lies happiness, which consists in being interested in

something, it does not much matter what. In this spirit let me take up

Mr. Gosse's book again, and read what he has to tell about _Pharamond;

or, the History of France. A Fam'd Romance. In Twelve Parts_, or about

Mr. John Hopkins' collection of poems, printed by Thomas Warren for

Bennet Bunbury at the Blue Anchor, in the Lower Walk of the New

Exchange, 1700. The Romance is dull, and as it occupies more than

1,100 folio pages may be pronounced tedious, and the poetry is bad,

but as I do not seriously intend ever to read a line of either the

Romance or the poetry, this is no great matter.

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