FIRST EDITIONS

This is an age of great publicity. Not only are our streets well

lighted, but also our lives. The cosy nooks and corners, crannies, and

dark places where, in old-fashioned days, men hugged their private

vices without shamefacedness have been swept away as ruthlessly as

Seven Dials. All the questionable pursuits, fancies, foibles of silly,

childish man are discussed grimly and at length in the newspapers and

magazines. Our poor hobby-horses are dragged out of the stable, and

made to show their shambling paces before the mob of gentlemen who

read with ease. There has been much prate lately of as innocent a

foible as ever served to make men self-forgetful for a few seconds of

time--the collecting of first editions. Somebody hard up for 'copy'

denounced this pastime, and made merry over a _virtuoso's_ whim.

Somebody else--Mr. Slater, I think it was--thought fit to put in a

defence, and thereupon a dispute arose as to why men bought first

editions dear when they could buy last editions cheap. Brutal,

domineering fellows bellowed their complete indifference to

Shakespeare's Quartos till timid _dilettanti_ turned pale and fled.

The fact, of course, is that in such a dispute as this there is but

one thing to do--namely, to persuade the Attorney-General of the day

to enter up a _nolle prosequi_, and for him who collects first

editions to go on collecting. There is nothing to be serious about in

the matter. It is not literature. Some of the greatest lovers of

letters who have ever lived--Dr. Johnson, for example, and Thomas de

Quincey and Carlyle--have cared no more for first editions than I do

for Brussels sprouts. You may love Moliere with a love surpassing your

love of woman without any desire to beggar yourself in Paris by

purchasing early copies of the plays. You may be perfectly content to

read Walton's _Lives_ in an edition of 1905, if there is one; and as

for _Robinson Crusoe_ and _Gulliver_ and the _Vicar of Wakefield_--are

they not eternal favourites, and just as tickling to the fancy in

their nineteenth-century dress as in their eighteenth? The whole thing

is but a hobby--but a paragraph in one chapter of the vast, but most

agreeable, history of human folly. If John Doe is blankly indifferent

to Richard Roe's Elizabethan dramatists, it is only fair to remember

how sublime is Richard's contempt for John's collection of old musical

instruments. If these gentlemen are wise they will discuss, when they

meet, the weather, or the Death Duties, or some other extraneous

subject, and leave their respective hobbies in the stable. Never mind

what your hobby is--books, prints, drawings, china, scarabaei,

lepidoptera--keep it to yourself and for those like-minded with you.

Sweet indeed is the community of interest, delightful the intercourse

which a common foible begets; but correspondingly bitter and

distressful is the forced union of nervous zeal and pitiless

indifference. Spare us the so-called friends who come and gape and

stare and go! What is more painful than the chatter of the connoisseur

as it falls upon the long ears of the ignoramus! Collecting is a

secret sin--the great pushing public must be kept out. It is sheer

madness to puff and praise your hobby, and to invite Dick, Tom, and

Harry to inspect your stable: such conduct is to invite rebuff, to

expose yourself to just animadversion. Keep the beast in its box. This

is my first advice to the hobby-hunter.

My second piece of advice is equally important, particularly at the

present time, when the world is too much with us, and it is

this--never convert a taste into a trade. The moment you become a

tradesman you cease to be a hobbyist. When the love of money comes in

at the window the love of books runs out at the door. There has been

of late years a good deal of sham book-collecting. The morals of the

Stock Exchange have corrupted even the library. Sordid souls have been

induced by wily second-hand booksellers to buy books for no other

reason than because the price demanded was a high one. This is the

very worst possible reason for buying a book. Whether it is ever wise

to buy a book, as Aulus Gellius used to do, simply because it is

cheap, and regardless of its condition, is a debatable point, but to

buy one dear at the mere bidding of a bookseller is to debase

yourself. The result of this ungodly traffic has been to enlarge for

the moment the circle of book-buyers by including in it men with

commercial instincts, sham hobbyists. But these impostors have been

lately punished in the only way they could be punished--namely, in

their pockets--by a heavy fall of prices. The stuff they were induced

to buy has not, and could not, maintain its price, and the shops are

now full of the volumes which, seven or ten years ago, fetched fancy

sums.

If a young book-collector does but bear in mind the two bits of advice

I have proffered him, he may safely be bidden godspeed and

congratulated on his choice of a hobby, for it is, without a shadow of

a doubt, the cheapest he could have chosen. Even without means to

acquire the treasures of a Quaritch or a Pickering, he may yet derive

infinite delight from the perusal of the many hundreds of catalogues

that now weekly issue from the second-hand booksellers in town and

country. He may write an imaginary letter, ordering the books he has

previously selected from the catalogue, and then he has only to forget

to post it to avoid all disagreeable consequences.

The constant turnover of old books is amazing. There seems no rest in

this world even for folios and quartos. The first edition of old

Burton's _Anatomy_, printed at Oxford in a small quarto in 1621, rises

to the surface as a rule no less than four times a year; so, too, does

Coryat's _Crudities_, hastily gobbled up in five months' travels in

France, Savoy, Italy, Germany, etc., 1611. What a seething, restless

place this world is, to be sure! The constant recurrence of copies of

the same books is almost startling. Hardly a year passes but every

book of first-rate importance and interest is knocked down to the

highest bidder. No doubt there are still old libraries where, buried

in dust and cobwebs, the folios and quartos lie undisturbed; but to

turn the pages or examine the index of _Book Prices Current_ is to

have a vision before your eyes of whole regiments of books passing

and repassing across the stage amidst the loud cries of auctioneers

and the bidding of booksellers.

In the auction-mart taste is pretty steady. The old favourites hold

their own. Every now and again an immortal joins their ranks. Puffing

and pretension may win the ear of the outside public, and extort

praise from the press, but inside the rooms of a Sotheby, a Puttick,

or a Hodgson, these foolish persons count for nothing, and their names

are seldom heard. Were an author to turn the pages of _Book Prices

Current_, he could hardly fail, as he there read the names of famous

men of old, to breathe the prayer, 'May my books some day be found

forming part of this great tidal wave of literature which is for ever

breaking on Earth's human shores!' But the vanity of authors is

endless, and their prayers are apt to be but empty things.

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