If flies are flies,
Because they fly,
And fleas are fleas
Because they flee,
Then bees are bees
Because they be.
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Quick, Doctor!
An inquisitive maiden lady, touring Yellowstone Park came to the boiling
lake.
“Say, Mr. Guide, does this lake ever freeze?”
“Oh, yes, it froze a thin coat of ice last winter and a young lady went
skating on it. She broke through the ice and scalded her foot.”
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