Jazzbo—Please, Mistah Bahbah, I’d like a nickel’s worth o’ hair tonic.
Barber—What in the world do you want with a nickel’s worth for when it’s
selling for a dollar a pint? Want to restore the eyebrows on a flea?
Jazzbo—Nossuh nossuh. Wanta fix mah watch. It’s got a speck o’ dandruff
in the hair spring.
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