Two jolly traveling men viewed with unmingled pleasure the charms of a
beautiful maiden who sat opposite them in the palatial Twentieth Century
Limited. To their surprise and further happiness, the fair charmer
suddenly removed her stockings, turned them inside out and replaced them,
being careful to roll them stylishly to half-hose length. The drummers
were quite worried as to why she went through this performance. Finally
one of them screwed up courage enough to ask her point blank. Here’s her
pert reply:
“Oh, my legs were hot and I just turned the hose on them.”
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