An old lady, at the conclusion of the war, was paying a visit to Madame
Jarley’s Wax Works. Carefully sizing up a group of figures representing
various ancient queens, including Queen Elizabeth and Mary Queen of
Scots, she asked an attendant if they wore any underwear under this
gorgeous raiment. The attendant replied:
“No, ma’am, they don’t wear any, but the public of course thinks they
do. The only visitors we’ve ’ad as knows they don’t are some Australian
soldiers.”
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