From a story in _The Glasgow Herald_:--

"'He had his feathers ruffled that time, anyway,' laughed my

husband, as he followed me whistling into the house."

It isn't every woman that has a husband who can talk and laugh and

whistle all at once. Was he the clever man in the French tale, we

wonder, who chanted a Scottish air, accompanying himself on the

bag-pipes?

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"Fire has broken out in an oven in Kafr Zarb, near Suez,

completely destroying the fire brigade extinguishing the blaze."

_Egyptian Mail._

Serve them right for their officiousness.

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"Wanted, Experienced Ruler (female); permanency."

_Bristol Times and Mirror._

Might suit a widow.

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 150, January 26, 1916 · 第 11 / 61 题