An American took an Englishman to a theater. An actor in the farce,
about to die, exclaimed: "Please, dear wife, don't bury me in
Yonkers!"
The Englishman turned to his friend and said: "I say, old chap, what
_are_ yonkers?"
"YOU"
Here's to the world, the merry old world,
To its days both bright and blue;
Here's to our future, be it what it may,
And here's to my best--that's you!