COWBOY--"We're allers perlite to ladies, ma'am."

EASTERN LADY--"Oh, as for that, there is plenty of politeness

everywhere. But I refer to the men. Why, in New York the men behave

horribly towards one another; but here they treat one another as

delicately as gentlemen in a drawing-room."

COWBOY--"Yes, ma'am; it's safer."--_Abbie C. Dixon_.

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