TOBACCO

"Tobaccy wanst saved my life," said Paddy Blake, an inveterate smoker.

"How was that?" inquired his companion. "Ye see, I was diggin' a well,

and came up for a good smoke, and while I was up the well caved in."

_See also_ Smoking.

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