TEMPER

Hearing the crash of china Dinah's mistress arrived in time to see her

favorite coffee-set in pieces. The sight was too much for her mercurial

temper. "Dinah," she said, "I cannot stand it any longer. I want you to

go. I want you to go soon, I want you to go right now."

"Lawzee," replied Dinah, "this surely am a co-instence. I was this very

minute cogitatin' that same thought in my own mind--I want to go, I

thank the good Lawd I kin go, and I pity your husband, ma'am, that he

can't go."

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