SUNDAY SCHOOLS

"Now, Willie," said the superintendent's little boy, addressing the

blacksmith's little boy, who had come over for a frolic, "we'll play

'Sabbath School.' You give me a nickel every Sunday for six months, and

then at Christmas I'll give you a ten-cent bag of candy."

When Lottie returned from her first visit to Sunday-school, she was

asked what she had learned.

"God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh day,"

was her version of the lesson imparted.

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