SUMMER RESORTS

GABE--"What are you going back to that place for this summer? Why, last

year it was all mosquitoes and no fishing."

STEVE--"The owner tells me that he has crossed the mosquitoes with the

fish, and guarantees a bite every second."

"I suppose," said the city man, "there are some queer characters around

an old village like this."

"You'll find a good many," admitted the native, "when the hotels fill

up."

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