POP--"Probably the cook, my son."

As usual, they began discussing the play after the theater. "Well, how

did you like the piece, my dear?" asked the fond husband who had always

found his wife a good critic.

"Very much. There's only one improbable thing in it: the second act

takes place two years after the first, and they have the same servant."

SMITH--"We are certainly in luck with our new cook--soup, meat,

vegetables and dessert, everything perfect!"

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