LOUISE--"The man that Edith married is a reformer."

JULIA--"How did he lose his money?"--_Judge_.

He was earnestly but prosily orating at the audience. "I want land

reform," he wound up, "I want housing reform, I want educational reform,

I want--"

Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations · 第 824 / 1074 题