RECOMMENDATIONS

A firm of shady outside London brokers was prosecuted for swindling. In

acquitting them the court, with great severity, said:

"There is not sufficient evidence to convict you, but if anyone wishes

to know my opinion of you I hope that they will refer to me."

Next day the firm's advertisement appeared in every available medium

with the following, well displayed: "Reference as to probity, by special

permission, the Lord Chief Justice of England."

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